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Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter

blarson@luminet.net 19 Aug 97 - 04:47 PM
Jim Dixon 07 Aug 11 - 11:48 AM
GUEST,999 07 Aug 11 - 11:55 AM
GUEST,LYRIC ADD and title change ............... 14 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM
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Subject: Mervin Stutter
From: blarson@luminet.net
Date: 19 Aug 97 - 04:47 PM

I am looking for lyrics to a song performed on NPR by a musician / comedian named (I believe) Mervin Stutter. He was at a folk festival in Edinburgh, Scotland. It was a very funny song about growing old and the break was: "And I think about sex all the time..." Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: song by Mervin Stutter? / Mervyn Stutter
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 11:48 AM

I think this must be the guy you want: Mervyn Stutter. I can't identify the song you want, though. Here are the track lists from his two albums:

From "Another Helping of Mervyn Stutter" (2010)—

1. Ice Breaker
2. I'm Getting Nowhere Fast
3. LiDLs
4. Bovine Flatulence
5. Phew - Wot a Scorcher!
6. We're in the Duckhouse Now
7. We're Going Blonde
8. The People's Party for the Bleedin' Obvious
9. We Want Our Lesbians Back
10. The Lovely Veronica Crompton
11. The Doo-wop Boob-op Song
12. Me Pfizer Riser
13. Smash to Destruction
14. OAPC
15. Sprout
16. Creature Comforts

From "Songs for Menopausal Flower Children"

1. Wo! OAP's! (unplugged)
2. The Menopausal Soldier
3. Cowboy Plastic Surgeons
4. Love 40 New Balls Please
5. What's a Modern Man to Do?
6. Men Like Sheds
7. Why Do Men and Women Bother/End of Song
8. Rock and Roll Heckler
9. Phone Queue
10. Radio Luxembourg
11. Baby Boomers
12. Balding Gits
13. On the Beach
14. I Wanna Jacuzzi
15. Can't Wait to Be an OAP
16. Wo! OAP's! (plugged)

[Note that I have revived an old thread here.]


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: song by Mervin Stutter? / Mervyn Stutter
From: GUEST,999
Date: 07 Aug 11 - 11:55 AM

He does a song entitled "I think about Sex all the Time".


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter
From: GUEST,LYRIC ADD and title change ...............
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM

I wrote to Mervyn and he was kind enough to send the lyrics for the song he wrote which is called 'The Menopausal Soldier'. The CD from which the song comes is entitled "Songs for Menopausal Flower Children" and it is available from

http://www.mervynstutter.com/site/Home.html

He is a very nice man and excellent songwriter.


THE MENOPAUSAL SOLDIER

Now I got jowls and irritable bowels
I'm a martyr in the mornings to phlegm
My hair is receding – my gums are bleeding
I think I'll grow my ponytail again

Every time I cough – another bit drops off
I'm halfway through my life and in my prime
I got sweats – I got dreams
I got nasal sprays and creams
And I think about sex all the time

I got lines – I got bags
Yeah my whole body sags
The Laws of Gravity are so unkind
I forget I've boiled the kettle
I play too much heavy metal
And I think about sex all the time

I need help in the bath – my kids laugh
And I can't programme the DVD Machine
Can't read the labels on CDs - I'm allergic now to cheese
And my wife puts a white crease in my jeans

So while I feed the dogs – she goes out and jogs
She's saving herself she says for Jeremy Vine
She does Yoga and Tai Chi and Aromatherapy
And I think about sex all the time

Well my friends all play Squash
They buy power tools by Bosch
Wear underpants designed by Calvin Klein
I drink Scotch – I don't eat
I watch my eyebrows start to meet
And I think about sex all the time

I look at young mums in their jeans
I read Women's Magazines
And I think about sex all the time

Copyright: Mervyn Stutter


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter
From: GUEST,999
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:21 AM

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: I Think about Sex All the Time (M Stutter
From: GUEST,LYRIC ADD and title change ...............
Date: 14 Sep 12 - 08:14 AM


That post was me.


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