BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge

Subject: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 08:03 AM

Aren't the weekly explanations for [what is a snog] fun and entertaining?

And isn't it kinda nice that it seems to have become (I think) the most Frequently Asked Question?

The challenge: where and how can this explanation best be placed at the Mudcat so people can find the answer for themselves and thus begin snogging it up in high style?

My idea-- add it to the [Join Mudcat] and reset cookie pages as a warning:

"Please be advised that your membership entitles you to bestow and possibly receive outrageously expressed affection and encouragement in the form of International Snogging, which is [insert appropriate defining language]..... Members and site visitors, Snog at your own risk. The Mudcat Cafe and Onstage Media are not liable for any damages associated with MudSnoggification, including but not limited to [insert dire consequences]...."

And is that Flatley fellow working up a show with Snog Dancing?

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Quincy
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 12:26 PM

Susan,
Would your take on this be the Michael Flatfeet version....with the use of arms or the more traditional stance....arms by your sides???? *bg*

love and hugs (using arms!!) Yvonne

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From:
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 12:55 PM

"I love Pavlov, but Pavlov has no love for me" Key line "All he thinks about is dog saliva"

Go for it!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 01:10 PM

Can see it now - as he rips off his shirt, out comes his tongue. The audience applauds uproariously wondering how he manages not to bite it off. He, modest soul that he is, licks his knees with the tip hoping that the ladies will make the obvious assumption...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 07:01 PM

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Puleeese, some of us have just eaten.....

Are we going to have a snog database, listing all those who have been snogged. How about a snog workshop at the next Llanstock.....

A list of snogging tunes - a Snog for Guy, Snog snug blue, Snog of the western men.... any more offers?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Bernard
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 07:38 PM

As Michael has put on weight, should it not be 'Lard of the Dance'?

As for snogging...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Matt_R
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 08:33 PM

Now that my claddagh is turned right-side up again, anyone wanna put a lip-lock on me?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Max Tone
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 08:58 PM

So Snog backwards is Song........Duh......Oh shit I got that wrong........should be anagram......signed....Paws
..........got there before you, you irreverent arsonist!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 21 Oct 00 - 11:16 PM

Flatley's strictly a snog and dance man.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 06:47 PM

Ergh, that's an even worse picture than Sinsull's... if the Lard of the Dance kisses anyone, it's himself! Saw an interview with him once and he was the perfect advert for the prevention of cloning - he'd marry himself if he could......

This is the same man that got his legs insured for millions each and then fell over on stage the next night, spraining his ankle.... (Mutley type snickering here....)

Anyway, back to the challenge.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:21 PM

Actually Max Tone buddy, ya' done good!! You've given me confidence to try again.............And remember that Dod spelled backwards spells Dod...........what the fock is going on here? That thing still ain't workin' out!............dammit...............maybe later..................................shit...............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 03:45 PM

What about the Eurovision snog contest? Sounds fun when do I start rehearsals??

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 03:49 PM

Behave yourselves and practise safe snogging (wear a wet suit) Yours, Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Fortunato
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 04:02 PM

Ya shur you betcha, we be snogging tonight. We ben habben the jumping cables and the bucket of 40 weighten motor oil, and the gallon of old stumpblower. Be a-bracing yourself Heidi.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: wysiwyg
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 04:54 PM

WOBH!!!!

Ask Spaw what it means, my modem's bad, and I'm late, I'm late, for a veryimportant date--

~Peaceless in Pennsyltucky

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 05:51 PM

Before the age of safe snogging, I was sludge-gulped by this one lady at New Year, and four months later I had a rampant dose of glandular fever, from which it took a clear decade to recover.

Still do it, though! Unprotected to, Dave! My wetsuit burst!

Skipjack

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Max Tone
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 06:10 PM

Naw, it wasn't glandular fever, it was gons........sorry, snogorrhoea.
Rob

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: wysiwyg
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 10:41 PM

There is a dire consequence to consider here at the ole Mudcat Snog-o-rama-- virtual *snoghorrhea*

The antidote? Not flames, that's too easy-- play nice now... I know, clickies that do not work.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Snog Challenge
From: Matt_R
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 10:50 PM

No takers? Bummer.