BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.

Subject: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: WyoWoman
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 02:23 AM

This one lesson you must learn,
Unh ...
First you pillage, then you burn
Unh ...
Happy Birthday to you

Mr. Lonesome, you are a delight to have in our community. Smart, funny, even-tempered. It's nice to live in this little town with you. Even if you are Cap'n. Cuspard ...

Happy Dia

del

Birth,Leej!!!

Mwaaaa!

ww

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 02:53 AM

Another year, a little less hair, a few more wrinkles, pear-shape a bit more pronounced, maybe getting a bit grumpy, a bit forgetful, growing more into the monicker "Old Fart"...at least that was it for me last month. How you doing, Leej? I don't get around much any more--and I really miss Blake Madison and the Hokey Pokey--but I am getting a bit more work done these days (not much, just a bit). Anyway, buddy, keep piling them on.

--seed

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: alison
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 05:51 AM

happy birthday and a big hug from Down Under...

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: bill\sables
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 06:33 AM

All the bese Ernie From the U K Bill

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:20 AM

Happy day, LEJ!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:56 AM

Sung to The Flintstones 'Happy Anniversary' song, sung in one of the episodes.

Happy birthday LEJ
Happy birthday LEJ
Happy birthday LEJ
HHHHHHHappy birthday LEJ
Happy Happy Happy Happy
HHHHHHHappy birthday LEJ
Happy, Happy Happy Happy
HHHHHHHappy birthday LEJ
OHHHHHHHHHHH
repeat

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 09:22 AM

Best wishes to you on your birthday, Lonesome EJ. Have a happy one.

Carol

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 09:54 AM

If I might have the cheek, You resemble a freak, But Happy Birthday, dear Lonesome............. And may you have a great WEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!

(Not to mention a great year)

Little Hawk

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:03 AM

So my Leej, another year has passed basking in the glory of your wit, compassion, and general benevolence....WOW! What an inspiration you are...the Blakes, the Jukebox, the late night ramblings into other realms, following on your erudite coattails...thanks, friend and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

luvyaLOTSkat

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:11 AM

Forgot to say, the same goes for YOU, CHARLES!! I am sorry we seem to have missed yours! I also miss you!

Happy Belated Birthday, Charles. It is an honour and a pleasure to call you my friend.

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Peter T.
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:13 AM

Many Happy Returns of the Day (What does that mean, by the way?), old LEJ, partner in fantasy vice.
yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Matt_R
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 12:50 PM

Happy Birthday Blondie, from your favorite jerk (soda jerk, that is). May it be a happy wun!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Metchosin
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:14 PM

Happy Birthday LEJ!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Musicman
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:18 PM

.... and passing a greeting off to you....

enjoy your day..... musicman

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:26 PM

Whether its Blake, Blondie, or Leej......You're gettin' older. This is a plus to any other possibility.

I'll have an Ale-8-One out of my stash in your honor. Sorry we can't enjoy one together my friend.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:28 PM

Happy HAPPY days to you Mr. LEJ. Best wishes...

Lyrical Lady

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Poo-Twa
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:41 PM

BlueJay here. Have a great birthday, Ernie. Hope the weather's nice, as it is down here, and you can get out and have some fun! Jay

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 01:47 PM

HEy BJ......What's with the Poot stuff??? Can't change your cookie or what? (:<))

Spaw

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Poo-Twa
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 02:01 PM

Spaw, Just at a different computer. Poo-Twa has lurked for a long time, and we got him to join on Bill and Allan's Mudcat trip. It's probably easy to change his cookie, but I don't know how. I'll be home soon, anyhow. Jay

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 02:07 PM

Thanks....I remember Poo-Twa joining, just couldn't figure out what was going on.....Not unusual....I'm a bit slow.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Catrin
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 04:15 PM

Happy Birthday Lonesome EJ - have a ggod one.

Cheers,

Catrin

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 04:19 PM

Pretty hard to stay lonesome with so many friends, especially when you count all the alternate identities. Why-- I love you seven ways to Sunday myself!

Happy bornification anniversary!

~S~

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Morticia
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 05:10 PM

since you've tended bar so often I reckon someone should do it for you....so what you having Leej?.....it's my shout :)

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Biskit
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 06:13 PM

Happy Birthday Lonesome EJ -Biskit-

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 06:18 PM

Many Happy Returns Mate. Yours, Aye. Dave

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: MMario
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 06:24 PM

'course you know, don't you , that we really should give you a "lonesome-ectomy" since you been hanging out at the cat. Have a happy!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: bet
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:35 PM

Happy Birthday!! bet

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Noreen
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 07:59 PM

HB LEJ! Put on some Richard Thompson REALLY LOUD and enjoy!!!

Noreen

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 08:24 PM

Doggerel For Catterel

He who writes the songs of Humans, but with voice far more divine;
Seeks the clear song which is hidden, of the heart within the mind;
He who knows that singing answers every note of weeping's call;
And responds with deeper fires, that the heart my live withal;

He who knows the night's bright terror, yet rekindles gentlest day
And who flies with passion's thunder in the face of freezing clay
Rides the winds of Higher Spirit, through the clouds of matter's way;
Hark the man, and hark the wonder!
Happy birthday, LEJ!

William Jennings Bryan, Jr.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 08:46 PM

EJ,
You're not getting older, you're getting better. Enjoy it. Happy Birthday.
Mary

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:31 PM

Thanks everybody. You folks are the greatest.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Troll
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 10:50 PM

Better last than not at all.
Happy Birthday from the depths of the cave and don't look back. There's another one already startin' to sneak up on you.

troll

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: hesperis
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:24 PM

When you wish someone "many happy returns of the day", it is literal. It is an archaic-sounding way of saying "live long and prosper", and a bit more personal.

I hate it when sincere phrases get turned into "sayings", that people mouth, but they don't mean, like "how are you?"

I've heard people say that to be polite, you are not supposed to answer that question. Which to me seems like saying, "well, I'm going to ask you how you are doing, but I'm really not interested in the answer, because I was just saying that so you'd think I was polite"... Grrrrrr!

When I ask someone how they're doing, I want to know! If I don't wanna know, or if I don't have time to listen, I just say "Hi!" and leave it at that. (Or: "Hi! I'm in a hurry, bye!")

Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEJ! And many happy returns of the day.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: thosp
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:27 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

peace (Y) thosp

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: richlmo
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:37 PM

Happy Birthday, EJ wherever and whoever you are!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Night Owl
Date: 22 Oct 00 - 11:58 PM

SORRY so late LEJ..HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! and THANK you for your kindness, and wit, and poems and..and.for BEING!! I understand all the drinks today were paid for by Bert......hope you had a GREAT day!!!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 01:55 AM

All the best to you. Now, rent a gorilla suit and go crazy downtown. Nobody will know it's you.

-chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 02:19 AM

Hell,Chantey,if I rent a gorilla suit and go crazy in my little town EVERYBODY is bound to know it's me.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 23 Oct 00 - 03:03 AM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: GUEST,skarpi Iceland
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:29 AM

Happy birthday Lj , all the best skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: GUEST,skarpi Iceland
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:29 AM

Happy birthday Lj , all the best skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: GUEST,skarpi Iceland
Date: 24 Oct 00 - 08:30 AM

not lj sorry , Ej .

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: JamesJim
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 02:13 AM

Happy Birthday LEJ! A trip back to Kentucky is in order(?) At least, I seem to remember you used to live here. If you decide to do so, let me know. I'd like to meet you and tell you all about the "Homefront" radio series we are working on here.

Jim

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: Rex
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 01:26 PM

The local paper, The Hustler reports that there was someone walking around in a Gorilla suit outside the Italian Touch Pizza joint. I thought it was another bigfoot sighting. Some say he shows at this time every year. Happy Birthday LEJ!

Rex

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: BlueJay
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 04:31 PM

LEEJ- This has got to be one of the longest "Birthday" threads on record. No data to back up my claim, just a gut feeling. Sure glad your house didn't burn down. I aim to get your way sometime this summer. We ought to get any nearby 'Catters together at least once this year. ('Course, you're all welcome at my humble abode as well). I'd love to get together with you, Rex, and all your great friends again. And meet your family this time. Later, Jay

Subject: RE: BIRTHDAY BOY: LONESOME E.J.
From: mousethief
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 05:09 PM

Happy belated birthday, EJ

Alex
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