Lyr Add: I Was Only Only Fooling

Subject: Lyr Add: I WAS ONLY, ONLY FOOLING
From: MMario
Date: 25 Oct 00 - 10:12 AM

Found by John_in_Brisbane. Midi to Alan of Oz, NWC file to DickG.

I WAS ONLY, ONLY FOOLING
(Tune: Battle hymn of the Republic)

I wear my silk pyjamas in the summer when it's hot.
I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not.
But sometimes in the springtime, and sometimes in the fall,
I slip between the covers with nothing on at all!

I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling
About the springtime and the fall!

I jumped into a submarine and flew up to the moon,
Made cheese and pickle sandwiches and got back home by noon;
Then I sailed a jumbo jet three days and nights on stormy seas;
'Til I found a hippopotamus who counted up to three.

I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling
About the hippopotamus who counted up to three!

Our father had a car that went much slower than he planned
'Cuz he'd exchanged the engine for a giant rubber band.
He wound the band so tightly that it gave a groan and snapped.
It took us seven weeks to get our dad unwrapped!

I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling.
I was only, only fooling
About the seven weeks it took to get our dad unwrapped.