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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Luke Date: 03 Dec 00 - 09:23 AM Charres, also called pickle. Indian is not indian without the pickle. Ask for it. But eat it only a little at a time til you get the tast for it. Man, it's hot and salty and flavorful. I love it. Luke |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST,Shannon Date: 02 Dec 00 - 09:48 PM Wid this bee a sawmple o' Ulster Scotch? Shannon |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 02 Dec 00 - 09:16 PM Ah wis jist jokin lads.It's ower lang an it micht get oor american freens upset,whit wi aw the shenanigans gaun on there the noo.At least they are no blawin aneanither up. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 02 Dec 00 - 09:06 PM Charres???? ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Luke Date: 02 Dec 00 - 08:43 PM Brilliant Ye dinna mention the charres which will most certainly warm your morning. Luke |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: pict Date: 02 Dec 00 - 07:34 PM Go for it a' bhalaich. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 02 Dec 00 - 07:25 PM Ah wis thinkin aboot daein The Declaration o Independance next. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 03 Nov 00 - 09:12 PM Funny ye should say that that Bearie as ah think some o mah gems o wisdom are gettin lost in the ether.It wis little hawk wha asked me tae dae McHamlet.Also that wid solve the problem o the fowk that dinnae like mah posts.No that ah care but ah don't want tae drive up their blood pressure oneymair than nessessary. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Bearheart Date: 03 Nov 00 - 06:40 PM Thanks folks, I needed to laugh today... If I'd realized it would be so good I would have checked it out sooner. Do you do this often, LJC, and do you always use the code words "a wee poem for ye"? I'll be sure to look for them. Maybe you could just use the code letters "LJC". It's quicker... And you should do it more often. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST,Scabby D Date: 03 Nov 00 - 12:10 PM Auld Firm Gemme - is a football (soccer) match between Rangers and Celtic - who are the Old Firm. Hope it Helps.. ANd yes, ljc, they chose the title of the show because of the Peter Sellers/Indian connection... SD |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Nov 00 - 11:19 AM Whit dae the words "Auld Firm Girnme" mean? Ah dinna ken that phrase... |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 03 Nov 00 - 11:08 AM Hi Scabby, ah hae mind o Peter Sellars daein a duet wi Sophia Loren aboot an Indian doctor an his patient.She has the hots for him an his line wis "Goodness Gracious me" ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST,Cookieless Scabby Doug Date: 03 Nov 00 - 06:44 AM Albamist.. The name of the show is "Goodness, Gracious Me", and shows on BBC TV, now inits second or third series. Pretty funny. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 02 Nov 00 - 09:11 PM Yer richt Pict,Alex Wha as in Scots wha hae wi Wallace bled. Ah'm here in the tropical island o NEWFOUNDLAND,CANADA.Ah'm originally fae Blantyre an Glasgow.Gled ye like the scribblins as it seems it gies some fowk a knot in their Knickers,but ah dinnae care ah dae it oneyway. As ye can see this is a very unique site wi aw manner o strange denizens o cyberspace. It's a guid job some them are no in the same place at the same time,it wid be like an "Auld Firm Gemme" At least it isnae borin. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: pict Date: 02 Nov 00 - 07:40 PM "wha" means "who" LJC where are you based? many are chosen few are pict. or as a mate once said on a particularly cold night in Glasgow "many ur cauld but few ur frozen" |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST,Alex H. Date: 02 Nov 00 - 03:17 PM I ignored this thread for days, but finally thought why not. I am really surprised that I loved the poem. Not sure about "Ah don't know wha wrote it." Does "wha" mean "who" or "why [I]"? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST Date: 02 Nov 00 - 11:26 AM This stuff is absolutely great! I hope I get to hear it in person one of these days.
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: GUEST,Albamist Date: 01 Nov 00 - 02:31 PM Your poem reminded me of many great nights spent at the Shish Mahal in Gibson St. 6 to 8 pints (20 oz. Imperial) of beer followed by tons of pakora, a chicken dhansak, a mountain of rice and a couple of chappatis, how could you go wrong? All that consumed on a 145 lb frame (that was then this is now). Incidently, when I was home in Scotland in the summer, there was a great comedy show on tv where everything was presented from an Indian perspective e.g a bunch of drunken Indian yoboos go for fish & chips after a night at the pub and insult the english waiter etc etc. It was hilarious. Can anyone tell me the name of the show. Hope it comes here (Toronto) but it may be too politically incorrect. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 01 Nov 00 - 12:17 PM btw, ah wis jist thinkin if wee got thegither as a duo we could call oorsels pictnose!!! LJC |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 31 Oct 00 - 09:31 PM Ach Pict,Ye gave them mah secret,Ah cannae help it,the Camerons aw hae that mark o distiction. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: pict Date: 31 Oct 00 - 09:19 PM Great stuff bent nose. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 31 Oct 00 - 07:19 PM Here's a wee bit o it LH Tae be or no tae be,ah've aye wondered aboot that? Whether yere better aff tae pit up wi shit or tae fecht back.Maist times ah think the answer wid be jist knock yersel aff an hae a nice quiet nap.Nae daft dreams tae waken ye up an frichten the life oot o ye as ye wid be deid oneyway. Then again that wid mibbe cause anither problem as ah dinnae know whit the deid dreams micht be worse an then ye wid be scuttered. Wi aw the finaglin an crookery that goes on in the warld at least ye get yased tae it efter a while.So mibbe stickin a big needle in yersel micht be a wee bit rash,dae ye no think. The deil ye know micht be better then the deil ye dont know. So ah think we're to too feart tae tak the chance. Jist talk tae Ophelia aboot it.She knows. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Little Hawk Date: 31 Oct 00 - 12:15 PM All richt then mah guid man, ah'll be paetient fae a bit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 31 Oct 00 - 11:51 AM Geez LH,Gies a chance.Ah'm a busy man.The Guinness sales are doon at the pub so ah hae tae dae mah bit for oor Irish brithers. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: CarolC Date: 31 Oct 00 - 01:15 AM That was great, little john cameron. (I'm hungry) Carol |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: katlaughing Date: 31 Oct 00 - 01:09 AM ljc, loved it!! LMAO!! I suppose all of the ice boxes are filled with bog rolls, eh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Thyme2dream Date: 31 Oct 00 - 12:56 AM Most food I ate in one sitting whilst visiting Scotland this July was at the Buffet night at the Indian Restaurant in Kirkcaldy (at least I think it was Kirkcaldy, I know it was in Fife-and I can't remember the name for sure either, ask Calach-he goes there all the time!)...MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmm, GOOD! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Kim C Date: 30 Oct 00 - 04:47 PM I love hot food. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: mousethief Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:44 PM "So tell me, Dr. Hamlet, I need to know the truth. I can handle it. Is it mycobacterial or not?" "TB or not TB, that is the question...."
Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: wysiwyg Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:43 PM Spaw, no, it would be: Gotta go. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:38 PM Not bad, but I was hoping for Hamlet's soliloquy...as I think you know. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: catspaw49 Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:25 PM Look LJ.....We need to talk...............A "WEE" poemwould either be about whizzing or incredibly short, along the lines of .....
Gotta' flee, ..... which incorporates both. Your "Ode to Gruesome Food" does NOT fit the "wee" category. Try to do better. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: A wee poem for ye From: wysiwyg Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:17 PM We used to eat ours in Ithaca NY, about 2 hours away, and it was always a race to get home. Now we make it ourselves and it is much more convenient. ~S~ |
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Subject: A wee poem for ye From: little john cameron Date: 30 Oct 00 - 02:09 PM Here's a wwee poem ye micht like.
ODE TO A WEE INDIAN TAKEAWAY
Ffa the smell o Puna lamb, - better for ye than biled ham even better than a piece'n'jam a meal complete more tasty than a tin o spam a special treat
This wonderous dish most oriental has rendered haggis incidental but Rabbie it wid drive ye mental an fu o worry tae see how folk wance tempremental have taen tae Indian curry
Yesee them ower their spiced japaties they now prefer tae mince an tatties or a nice wee korma wi a bit pakora's a fair delight they're gaun tae regret it all the morra or maybe through the night
for alas this pungent grub frae Puna's a cert tae gi them montezuma these hottest spices frae Punjabi that they desire will hiv them locked inside the lavvy their arse on fire
wi insides like a rifle bore they yell and scream and shout for more frae Glesga toon tae Bangalore ye hear them singin an then their clutchin belly sore their troosers mingin
For ye ken that these Punjabi dinners are deadly stuff tae Scottish innards but they mob the curry shops, quite happy! stuffin doon the tiki Nae wonder Gandhi wore a nappy and wis sae cheeky |