BS: New Star Trek Lineup

Subject: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Dharmabum
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 04:08 PM

Here's one for all of you baby boomers(& non boomers)who spent much of our misguided youth,parked in front of that ol' black & white tv set.
Take any character from any show & place em in any other show.

Ralph Cramden as Captain Kirk......To the moon Alice!!!!

Barney Fife as Mr. Spock......Lemee just use my ol' Vulcan death grip on em Cap.

Ed Norton as Scotty....Heeeyyy Jimmie boy,I'm givin er all I got!

Eddie Haskell as Chekov....That's a lovely phazer you're wearing today Mr. Spock.

Ricky Ricardo as Doctor McCoy....Dammit Jim, you got some splainin to do!

Lucy as Lt. Ohura....WAAAAAA!!! The Klingons are shooting at us.WAAAAA!!!!!

You get the idea, Go for it.

DB.

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 04:12 PM

Oh, DB, you don't know how many times my family has done this. Creating a new Star Trek series with everyone from the cast of "Are You Being Served?" to the cast of "The Pretender." If only...sigh...

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 04:51 PM

How about Gomer Pyle as Captain Kirk? "Say 'Hey' to the Klingons, Mr. Spock."

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Kim C
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:00 PM

Does it have to be the old Star Trek or can it be the Next Generation???????

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: MMario
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:04 PM

actually - the rules as stated said "any show" to "any show" --

How about Captain Kirk as Jed Clampett in Beverly Hillbillies? "Look.....granny........there's (pause at least one beat too long) oil there!"

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: mousethief
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:04 PM

How about Worf played by Pee Wee Herman actor Paul Reubens?

Q played by Bob Newhart?

Data played by Jerry Lewis?

Naaaah.

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:07 PM

The Golden Girls played by The Three Stooges.

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Kim C
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:22 PM

Hot Lips Houlihan as Major Troi and Frank Burns as Julian.

Fonzie as Captain Picard.

How about Worf as Jed Bartlet on The West Wing?

Yeah!!! Worf for President! Yeehaw!

Frasier Crane as the Professor on Lost in Space.

Peggy and Hank Hill as Dick & Laura Petrie.

Kitty and Red from That 70s Show as Ozzie & Harriet.

Ulysses S. Grant as Don Henley. Oh... wait... that's something different entirely.........

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Dharmabum
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 05:59 PM

Good ones guys!

The three stooges as Charlies Angels

Mr. T as June Cleaver.(got that one from Praise)

Fred Sanford as the father on the brady bunch.

Fred Sanford as Capt. Kirk...Spock you big dummy.

Edith Bunker as Hillary Clin...naa.better not go there.

DB.

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Matt_R
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 06:00 PM

And Peter Fonda as Richard Petty in "The Marcel Marceau Story"!

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Dharmabum
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 06:06 PM

Would he mime with a southern drawl Matt?

DB.

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Nov 00 - 08:08 PM

DON'T FORGET TO NAME WHO SINGS THE THEME MUSIC FROM THESE NOW GUYS.

Ooops.

That's it. I banish myself for the weekend. This thread scared me offa the 'Cat (it was my idea; see Mac user's group thread for the story)! I'll be back Monday!! Better be on Part Three by then!

Beverly Hillbillies theme... Streisand of course.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 00 - 04:36 AM

You leave Worf alone!!!! Ohhh those head ridges.......!!!!

Actually, someone has drawn me a mouse mat of Next Gen meets Rocky Horror.... picture this....

Worf as Frank N Furter - doing the Time Worf, naturally! Chief O'Brien as Eddie, with Annette Crosby (bugger, can't remember her character) as Magenta. Geordie as the professor, and Deanna Troi and Riker as Brad and Janet!

I have to go lie down now as the thought of Worf in a black leather basque with nipple ring and fishnets is proving to be too much in my weakened and wheezy condition....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 00 - 04:37 AM

Tasha Yar, see I knew I'd get it. Now if I can only remember the name of the butler, played by Captain Picard, I shall be happy.....

Oh, that nipple ring........

TLS

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Harold W
Date: 03 Nov 00 - 03:36 PM

Now that you covered TNG (The Next Generation), how about DS9 and Voyager?

Subject: RE: BS: New Star Trek Lineup
From: Matt_R
Date: 03 Nov 00 - 04:44 PM

You know what's really funny? If you're a fan of Voyager, and know the crew, it's HILARIOUS if you fit them into the characters in "The Sloop John B". "The first mate he got drunk (Chakotay) and broke in the Captain's (Janeway) bunk, the constable (Tuvok) had to come and take him away..." "The cook (Neelix) he took fits..." funny stuff!