Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week

Subject: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Max
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 04:33 PM

Sorry folks, no radio show this Tuesday, Nov 7th. The flu has its grips on me still, and in addition to making me feel quite poor, it has put me way behind schedule. We'll catch up with a great show next week.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: MMario
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 04:38 PM

Max - get yourself well first and foremost.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 04:40 PM

Take care, Max, don't stress-out. We'll be even fonder of you for the absence.

luvyakat

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Tinker
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 04:53 PM

Max, I want to offer hot tea and soothing tones, but I can picture you demanding hot hard cider and a rhythmic rolling picking to send you off to rest. Take care of yourself, for the rest of us....

Tinker

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Mark Clark
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 05:26 PM

Sorry to hear you're ill. Try hot toddies with sleepy time tea and Maker's Mark. Works wonders; a miracle cure.

      - Mark

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 05:39 PM

Get to feeling better Max. You need to get all that nasty stuff out of your system........Here's an idea.

Close your eyes and imagine that I'm mooning you.........Got that picture?........Yeah, go ahead, drive the porcelain bus.........There ya' go....get it all out.........Feelin' better?

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Clinton Hammond2
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 05:39 PM

I suggest a huge-ass, folkin'-great, wild-willy HEARME session that night, the good vibe should shake that flue right out of him!!

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Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: kendall
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 06:51 PM

Play some Gordon Bok music..that will put you back on your feet real quick!!

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:09 PM

Or better yet, imagine Gordon Bok's ass instead of mine. Or if you want a long siege at the flushable altar, think about Kendall's ass............geeziz, now I'm sick and I ain't even got the flu!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:27 PM

me, I assumed it was just 'cause no one would be paying much attention on US election night.....

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:34 PM

Which means that Bill will be available to send you a picture of his ass.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: death by whisky
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:41 PM

Hot Toddy.ie...Whiskey,hot water,cinnamon cloves and demurrrer....brown sugar.Enjoy

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:48 PM

my ass is gonna be plunked firmly in front of the **media**....bracing myself.

you want skinny butt pictures, I'll bet they ain't hard to find...but I doubt they'll cure much. (unless 'spaw knows something he ain't telling)

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 07:49 PM

Yeah, that's good....Tell ya' Max, you'll NEED a BIG drink when you get that picture of Bill's ass....not to mention Kendall's.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 08:13 PM

That Spaw, sure is a sympathetic dude, ain't he folks? Salt of the earth, rubbed deep in the wound. Aren't many as good as ol' Spaw, and that's God's own troof! Give him a big hand now, woncha folks!!! Give him a BIG hand now!! C'mon, lemme hear it for ol' Spaw, now, folks. Folks, put your hands together fer... folks? FOLKS!!! Hey!!! Where y'all going, godammit??? Buncha wishywashy artsy fartsy a#$holes!!! Shheeeeeee-itttt!

A

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 08:20 PM

Well thank you Amos and I want to say how much I.......uh...........Amos?........Amos, Amos???.............Where'd you go Amos?...............Oh well, probably went to join the throng at Mudcat Central for "Max's Mudcat Moon.".................wait a minute gang.....I'm on my way.........Who's doing the "pressed ham?"............

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:03 PM

Hey Max!!! Good news!!!

Another volunteer for the "Ass Cure" method.....Lepus Rex has kindly vo;unteered to send in a pic and that oughta' really get the ol' stomach turnin' even more..........Man, you're gonna' be feelin' better before you know it!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:13 PM

Put me up there too, Spaw. Everyone here is afraid of me.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:27 PM

Far out Matt!!

Max, its a groundswell of care and concern as you can see. Skinny asses, hairy asses, fat asses.....It'll be a crackin' good time and you'll not be bummed out for long.

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:30 PM

"Here" as in 'on-campus' and off-campus, not Mudcat.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:33 PM

Are there any requests for my picture, I mean, colour, black and white, sitting, standing, bending? I just want to help Max.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: sophocleese
Date: 06 Nov 00 - 11:54 PM

Ummm, get well Max! Ignore any lousy thread creeping bums.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:30 AM

Now, Spaw, who ever heard of anyone who was sick wanting to cuddle up with someone's bum? Eewwww!! What Max needs is the soothing, soft cuddle of bosoms. Now, we are talking some nice pix, demure, but with promise of solace, comfort, almost like being a kid again when the aunties would come over and clasp you to their breasts, which you were just tall enough to meet head on, and almost smother you between them, smelling of old lace and violets and little bit of perspiration, remember ladies don't sweat, and the only thing that would save you from having to dive in with your breath held was a cool wet washcloth your mom put on your forehead, telling you to lie down a bit on the sofa while she and the aunties fixed you up some nice chicken soup.

Oh, well, maybe skip the smothering part and move to the next phase, all grown up with an SO who knows how to cuddle and make it all better, yeah, that sounds more like Max's speed...Oh, Max....c'mere little darlin'....**BG**

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: thosp
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:33 AM

chicken soup! (it couldn't hurt)

peace (Y) thosp

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Max
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 01:35 PM

Well... Gee... Um... thanks everyone... I think.

My doctor, Dr. Everythingisgoingtobealright, prescribed Vodka-Cranberries, Raman noodles, a good movie, and a snuggle, which is what I did last night.

Our Russian elf, Vadim, said to rub the Vodka all over my chest and arms, drink hot tea and put extra covers on me and sweat sweat sweat that flu away. I'll try that another time. The Vodka feels better on the inside.

You're right kat, Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

I'm feeling better today, the fever broke so I figure I'm on my way back. Next weeks show is starting to shape up to be a good one. We have at least 2 special guests lined up.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 02:01 PM

Glad you're feeling better Max and next week's show sounds good..........butt, uh............on the Vodka thing........If you opt to rub it all over the outside, let me suggest you don't light a match.

"And there he goes folks, our first contestant in the 'Richard Pryor 100 Yard Dash'......Get out your seegars and light up as he passes........."

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 02:15 PM

"You're right kat, Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow."

Hey hey! Max likes Cornershop! Now the question is, WHO was giving out the snuggles??? ;-)

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: kendall
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 02:24 PM

Jeez I'm thinking of getting sick myself!

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Max
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 03:18 PM

Not a big gan of Cornershop, but that song must be designed to wedge itself into your head and never let go. My roomate's cat Maceo and a friend supplied the snuggles and a bosom.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Matt_R
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 03:26 PM

You lucky dawg! All I got is...um...my computer chair.

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM

Yeah, but a lot of 'Catters supplied the asses. Let's put credit where credit is due and applaud Kendall for having this wonderful idea and supplying not only his withered ass, but also that of his friend, Gordon Bok. WOW....Whadda' guy...................

Spaw

Subject: RE: Radio: No Mudcat Radio This Week
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 04:47 PM

Damn and here I was about ready to send him a picture of my hairy arse.....dingleberries and all....

Amergin