BS: Crop circles again

Subject: Crop circles again
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 05:44 AM

Reports in the papers that someone has been fined for damaging a crop in producing a crop circle (a star actually) that "believers" had said couldn't be done by humans made me wonder:
Is it true that a genetically modified corn has been developed that will make its own circles?
RtS (is that the best I can come up with after a day of no Mudcat? Tut, tut!)

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Wolfgang
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 06:00 AM

Of course that is not true, actually true is that due to a horse gene engineered into the corn the plant will kick back when trod upon by a human or an alien.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 06:00 AM

RtS - hee, hee, hee! Yes, I saw that on the Channel 4 news. Fined 100 quid.

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 06:12 AM

Naw...it was Spaw. You know how some people can blow smoke rings out of their mouths?

Well, Spaw can blow star shaped crop circles out of his ass. (Er...I mean posterior orifice)

Carol

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Troll
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 07:27 AM

Actually, it was aliens. You see, they mesmerized the human so that he would take the blame and they could do whatever it is that they are doing and go undetected.
It probably has to do with ley lines and...someones at the door. Just a minu........

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 07:46 AM

Thanks Carol.....This one was tough! You see, I had originally started to do a pentagon, but my roids have been flaring up, so............Anyway, I'm glad its over.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:23 PM

I'm pretty disturbed that it has come out about the "self-crop-circle-forming" strains of plant! I had hoped that this info would not reach the public as yet, since it might cause widespread panic. Sentient plants are the greatest thread to life as we know it!!!

Remember Invasion Of The Body Snatchers? Crop circles are only the beginning.

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:31 PM

Day of the Triffids?

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Troll
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:35 PM

How about J.G.Ballard's "No Blade Of Grass"?

troll...who has a nice new lawn mower

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Bert
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 12:38 PM

The Quatermass Experiment!

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 10:39 PM

Spawn of Cthulhu!

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Troll
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 10:45 PM

The Dunwich Horror
Little Hawk. Speak not His Name lest He notice you early. Fear not. He will come for you in time.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: MMario
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 10:46 PM

gesundheit!

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Nov 00 - 11:02 PM

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!

(the Japanese were working on 'square' tomatoes awhile back...easier to stack in crates)

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: sledge
Date: 08 Nov 00 - 04:27 AM

Troll, Maybe he was indeed taken over by aliens, the aliens working with the full knowledge of the Government, yes a conspiricy. Wouldn't that make a great tv show, if only we could interest somebody in doing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: hesperis
Date: 08 Nov 00 - 09:46 AM

Is 'conspiricy' a cross between 'conspiracy' and 'idiocy'?

Jest asking...

Subject: RE: BS: Crop circles again
From: sledge
Date: 08 Nov 00 - 09:51 AM

probably