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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Mr Happy Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:56 AM ps can someone do a blu clickie thing for a part 2 please |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Mr Happy Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:54 AM i've just seen a thread about 'mississippi john hurt' it sounds like a cue for another blues name recipe: 1st: a river or state or county [any location] 2nd: any of your first names 3rd: an injury, damage, or disaster mine could be volga charlie eruption!
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,(too lazy for cookies)guinnesschik Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:12 PM Myopic Pomegranate McKinley? Astigmatic Cherimoya Kennedy? Flatulent Green Grapes Garfield..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: RangerSteve Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:05 PM Toenail Fungus Greengage Harding. Diabetic Cranberry Buchanan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Jeanie Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:17 PM Gluteoalgic Orange-Pippin Blair live on stage tonight with Varicose Cumquat Widdecombe Presented by: Herzogin Hemlock Hoglah (aka Jeannie) Yes, she is a kosher biblical person (Hoglah, I mean, not V. Cumquat Widdecombe, our future P.M.)
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Lin in Kansas Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:45 PM Anorexic Raisin Tyler? Cross-eyed Winesap Fillmore?
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: lady penelope Date: 26 Jul 01 - 02:23 PM "ere Giac, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahheheheheheheheheheheheh,oh gawd, heh, I'll calm down now,hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Impotent Rasberry Chamberlain would like to present the diva of the era..........Baroness Bathsheba! hehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahah! sorry. TTFN M'Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: English Jon Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:07 AM Well, coming from the U.K, I'll have to bend the rules a little, but how about Aortic Aneurism Victoria Plum Disraeli? Scurvy Cox's Orange Pippin Wilson? Prolapse Conference Pear Pitt the younger? EJ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: JohnInKansas Date: 26 Jul 01 - 03:33 AM FOUL - FOUL - FOUL - Several disqualifications must be imposed (US entrants only.) The United States Department of Agriculture, by official ammendment to the fair food packaging regulations, declared (nearly a year ago) that PRUNES shall henceforth be labelled "DRIED PLUMS." In the United States, therefor, PRUNES are no longer a vegetable. The change was made at the request of the DRIED PLUM producers, who said "You can't sell something called a prune, because people think that old constipated people are the only ones that eat them." Is this PC? CONSTIPATED DRIED PLUM SLICKWILLIE (the most recognizable ex-presidential name in my parts.) John
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Jeep man Date: 25 Jul 01 - 09:55 PM Wore out,beat down,ain't gonna quit Ford. Jeep |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: DancingMom Date: 25 Jul 01 - 07:20 PM Trick Knee Tangerine Truman. (Sharon) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Lion Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:31 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: KingBrilliant Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:12 AM Monorchid Cherry Pitt The Elder & lighten up Garg - and as for cooking up shit - interesting recipe. Kris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 25 Jul 01 - 03:58 AM Cripes .... Galloping Gopher Gal....
I thought you had "vanished" from the scene, along with your festering swill of "healing herb oils."
Where do you cook up this shit? And what does it have to do with...
Muddy Waters? John Lee Harper? Robert Johnson? Elmor James? John Lee Hooker? Charlie Paton? Huddie William Ledbetter Sonny Terry? Brownie McGhee? Charlie Musselwhite? Joe Pass?
One of us is not "living on the same the planet" and I KNOW the blues I love and adore isn't performed by some genetic-freak-of-nature who is handi-crapped.
Your comment is one of the most biggoted I have EVER seen posted within this forum.
To paraphrase James Joyce..."Appologize, Apologize, may the Eagles come and pluck out your eyes." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Jul 01 - 07:36 PM Well, maybe a little priapic. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:55 PM From: Lej's wife! There's nothing priapic about my Johnson! He's just being modest. Incidentally, we refer to each other as "Whispering Snoggers" Check out the Snog of the Week thread! It might give you some ideas of what to do when you're not making bread, salad dressing or on the Mudcat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Malnourished Melon Madison Date: 24 Jul 01 - 05:39 PM Hyperactive Prune Eisenhower |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: LoopySanchez Date: 24 Jul 01 - 03:27 PM Scurvy Breadfruit Harrison Jaundice Watermelon Cleveland Anemic Canteloupe Hoover Infected Sinus Pear Garfield Diptherial Peach Taylor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: wysiwyg Date: 24 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM From Hardi-- Fungus Tongue Johnson. Or did I already post this? Never mind, it's a great thread to bring back. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: SandyBob Date: 25 Nov 00 - 04:44 PM Priapic Pineapple Polk
Jackleg Jimica Johnson
Cottoneye Kumquat Coolidge
Gonhorreal Guava Grant
Lying Lychee Lyndon
Trembling Tamarind Truman
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Tim Kane Date: 25 Nov 00 - 02:19 PM Too Tight O'Toole (I like Irish music also). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: pottygok Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:06 AM Boo-boo Loganberry Coolidge? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,harpwizard Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:30 AM OK all here is a real blues name. Grand Rapids Slim. Harpwiser. Hotharpburn. SlimbutFatharp. and finally, HardharpBlower. As you all can read this are real blues names,from a real blues man....:0). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Mountain Dog Date: 24 Nov 00 - 01:17 PM Thrombosis Clingstone Carter, "The Original Jo-jah Peach" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 24 Nov 00 - 07:09 AM Dizzy lychee Churchill Ella |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Callie Date: 23 Nov 00 - 08:07 PM Dribblin' Tutti Frutti Fadden Callie (Australia!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Hagbard Date: 23 Nov 00 - 12:13 AM Syphilitic Banana Clinton Fat Tomato Taft Lame Lime Roosevelt or his cousin Reckless Watamelon Roosevelt Toothless Cherry Washington Hagbard
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Clifton53 Date: 22 Nov 00 - 08:30 AM Jaundice P. Elderberry Polk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: catspaw49 Date: 22 Nov 00 - 08:00 AM HEY TREVOR....We ran two threads on that "Adult Entertainer" name thing that were some of the funniest things we ever had. Spaw aka, Taffy Eastport |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: MichaelAnthony Date: 22 Nov 00 - 05:28 AM Ambitious-eye Teaberry Nader |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: hesperis Date: 22 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM Insomniac Mulberry Bush (Guess it's a tree that can't sleep. But do trees sleep at night? Or would it be that it didn't go dormant in winter...?)
From the other formula: (These are not MY names. They are up for grabs, so go for it!)
This is fun. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Jim Krause Date: 21 Nov 00 - 01:14 PM Mine is all too prosaic, but I submit it anyhow Blind Lester Chittlins Roosevelt Ah, now there's another one, Starvin' Clarence Mango Jackson. There, that oughtta qualify. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Trevor Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:57 PM I was told that to find your porn star name you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name. Rex French signing off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Dave Swan Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:51 PM Prolapsed Persimmon Johnson |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Bert Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:46 PM Constipated Gooseberry Bush |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Boxette Date: 21 Nov 00 - 05:53 AM I've never laughed so much in a silent uni computer room. Walleye Pear Hoover is the first that sprang to mind, Kit |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Amos Date: 21 Nov 00 - 12:35 AM Bilious Squash Johnson and the Grassy Knoll Trio present their deep undercover rendition of "Anybody here seen my Old Friend John?"; with an introduction by Deep Throat and the Follow-the-Money Gang fresh from a triumphant tour before the royal ragheads of Ribadyi and points East. Step right up, boys and girls, and wash your mouth out with soap and the door! Proudly sponsored by your very own Host, Poor-Taste Pickle Polk, the Polka Popinjay from Poughkeepsie!!. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Peter Kasin Date: 20 Nov 00 - 02:00 PM Dyspeptic Prune Disraeli |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: The Walrus at work Date: 20 Nov 00 - 01:32 PM Disenteric Prune Lloyd-George doesn't seem to work Walrus |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Kim C Date: 20 Nov 00 - 01:09 PM Blind Quince Lincoln. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Bardford Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:52 PM Yet another former Canadian Prime Minister shuffles onto the stage, harp in hand, a lifetime of stories to sing. Ladies and gentlemen, please extend a warm Mudcat welcome to Irritable Jelly Palm Bowell |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Giac Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:18 PM Puckery Persimmon-Pitter Pierce.
Bah da, da, da-dawmp, bah-dawmp, bah-dawmp |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Steve Latimer Date: 20 Nov 00 - 11:31 AM Anal Apple Adams |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Jeri Date: 20 Nov 00 - 11:19 AM Blind Pignut Polk (so it's a tree - get off my back :-) Dumb Plum Taft Compulsive Cherry Pierce
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Trevor Date: 20 Nov 00 - 06:20 AM Senile Kiwi ....erm.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 20 Nov 00 - 04:03 AM Last time this came up I suggested Deaf Lime Clinton might not catch on, think I'll stick with "Croakin' Bullfrog". RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: WyoWoman Date: 20 Nov 00 - 12:03 AM CR-- Well, if someone'd just be thoughtful enough to sling some salad dressing your way ... Chantey Salad, hold the ranger ... ww
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Peter Kasin Date: 19 Nov 00 - 09:24 PM Well, I think the high court made the right decision there. I mean, when I'm on stage playing a gig I get cabbage heads, rotten lettuce, chard, spinach, cauliflower, green beans, and tomatoes thrown at me. See a pattern there? Was there a banana or a strawberry on the list? Bernard, no doubt this Clegg darts Prez you mentioned could have done better in The Big Job than Fillmore, Hayes, and several others. -chanteyranger
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: Amos Date: 19 Nov 00 - 08:10 PM Parkinsons Peanut Carter, the Shaking Jelly Jammer, is proud to present his original cut, "Wok eUp This Morning, With Nuffin On Mah Mind....", a deep D.C. blues from his years as a shoeshine boy on Pennsylvania Avenue. Accompanied by "Foot in Mouth" Jicama Clinton and his Blue Stained Shoes Interne All Stars.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Your BLUES NAME ... From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Nov 00 - 07:43 PM Waxin' Plantain Tung? Spaw |