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alison 24 Nov 00 - 11:53 PM
Dave Swan 24 Nov 00 - 11:57 PM
kimmers 25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM
catspaw49 25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM
GUEST,khandu 25 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM
catspaw49 25 Nov 00 - 12:24 AM
GUEST,khandu 25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM
alison 25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM
GUEST,khandu 25 Nov 00 - 12:33 AM
Troll 25 Nov 00 - 12:34 AM
catspaw49 25 Nov 00 - 12:45 AM
alison 25 Nov 00 - 12:58 AM
Clinton Hammond2 25 Nov 00 - 01:03 AM
rangeroger 25 Nov 00 - 01:06 AM
alison 25 Nov 00 - 01:14 AM
Troll 25 Nov 00 - 01:17 AM
Chanteyranger 25 Nov 00 - 02:19 AM
Big Mick 25 Nov 00 - 02:52 AM
mkebenn 25 Nov 00 - 07:27 AM
Wavestar 25 Nov 00 - 07:34 AM
Mooh 25 Nov 00 - 08:04 AM
kendall 25 Nov 00 - 08:31 AM
bill\sables 25 Nov 00 - 08:33 AM
catspaw49 25 Nov 00 - 08:42 AM
Cobble 25 Nov 00 - 08:43 AM
Geoff the Duck 25 Nov 00 - 09:02 AM
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P05139 25 Nov 00 - 09:55 AM
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GUEST,harpwizard 25 Nov 00 - 10:13 AM
kendall 25 Nov 00 - 10:47 AM
Matt_R 25 Nov 00 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 24 Nov 00 - 11:53 PM

OK first let me say that this probably isn't even in the BS category.. but we don't have one for absolute tripe yet.....

Following on from the Nude Hurdy Gurdy thread, and the fact that Mudcat needs money... and that someone suggested it in that thread......... and that we could do with a bit of cheering up.....

any volunteers? anyone you'd like to see included?...... I reckon strategically placed instruments...... although it doesn't even have to be nude..... lingerie accepted....... wouldn't Bert look cute in a teddy? *grin*....

maybe I shouldn't have suggested this at your bed time.. but with that lovely vision in your mind ....pleasant dreams America..... *grin*

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Dave Swan
Date: 24 Nov 00 - 11:57 PM

How about this? Publish a calendar of full nudal affrontery. Nudity from any angle, for that matter, leaving only the FACES obscured. Let people speculate for a year. Then, as a Mudcat fundraiser, auction off the identities of the owners of the uh...things exhibited.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kimmers
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM

Nude pics with instruments? Spaw, do you play the tuba?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM

Well El Swanno, if you recall, I tried the "Match the Mudcat Ass" awhile back and it was a bit slow in getting any groundspeed.

But this..........

How about a male and a female 'Catter on each page? Lessee here........SAY< how about you and pj on one page. Most would be separate photos, but in your case we could have a "couple shot." I figure a Scott Air-Pak and a bodhran oughta' about cover it......You could wear some of those boots........

And we could get Bill D. and Ferrara in a shot too......surrounded by zithers and autoharps.

But we could match up a few on pages too......I mean the progenitor of this thread, The Fair One, along with Big Mick........Got a lot of possibilities here.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:19 AM

I've got the sexiest cow in Mississippi, and she does not mind posing for photos. She is a bit of an exhibitionist, always running around TOTALLY NUDE!!

I have to admit, she has a great bod; nice jugs.

She enjoys the bull and some of my friends, but she has always spurned my advances (so far). I guess I am just not her type. (Any suggestions?)

She seems to be very liberated. I saw here humping another cow last Tuesday. She did not display any sense of shame at my having caught her in the act. In fact, she seemed to delight in it.

I suspect that she is being coy and playing hard to get and just trying to arouse my sense of jealously.

I could talk to her about your suggestion. I am quite certain she would agree!

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:24 AM

Look man......The only way we run with a picture of your damn cow is with your Magnoliaed ass sittin' starkers on her back pickin' on some John Hurt tunes.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM

I can do that! (If she'll agree!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:28 AM

what about famous scenes from movies... I think we have probably got "Rocky Horror" all sewn up.... and khandu on a cow, singing "Oh what a beautiful morning" would be sort of like the start of "Oklahoma".. so we could guess the bods and guess the movies too........

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:33 AM

"Nothing coud be finer than me ridin' my bovine-a in the morning. Nothing could be sweeter than to be milkin' on her teat-a in the morning"!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:34 AM

We could run Kendall (tastefully attired in beard and cap) for the geriatric set. I'd volunteer myself but I haven't reached his august age as yet and my beard is pretty scraggly.
And Matt_R would appeal to the pre-teens as well as arouse the maternal instincts of some of the more, uh,"mature" ladies.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:45 AM

I like the theme thing......but maybe we ought to go with some folk or blues song. We could print the lyrics along with picture..............Yeah, I can see that!...So in your case khandu, we print a bit of say, "Colly My Cow" or something.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:58 AM

I'm waiting to see who want to do the last scene from "Boogie Nights".... *grin*

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Clinton Hammond2
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 01:03 AM

I'm totaly nude right now...

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: rangeroger
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 01:06 AM

I can see where "Urge for Going" could fit into the theme aspect.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 01:14 AM

you and me both Clinton.. at last summer has reached Sydney.... hahaha

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 01:17 AM

"Everything I Have Is Yours" or how about "On Top Of Old Smokey"?
The mind boggles.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Chanteyranger
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 02:19 AM

Can I get in the bubblewrap with you, WyoWoman? Now there's a photo op.

-chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Big Mick
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 02:52 AM

Ahhhh khandu, your description of your lovely bovine brings back memories of Bossy the stump trained cow...............she was the first love of many a redblooded boy (including Spaw, but excluding me........)................OK, folks, THE FAIR ONE and I can do this, but you got to spring for a round trip ticket to Oz for me....................hahahahahahaha..........some folks will try anything..........You have too much time on your hands, FAIR ONE


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: mkebenn
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 07:27 AM

I'd be game, but I'd kill the sales...MB


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 07:34 AM

What would my mother say? *grin* I've posed for worse.

-J


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:04 AM

I'm in. Who do I send the pictures to? Mooh.

Mooooooh. Moooh. Mooooooooooooooh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:31 AM

Go for it Troll, I have a piccolo I can lend you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bill\sables
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:33 AM

There would be a few Whistle and Jews harp players with red faces


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:42 AM

Now lookit here......Kendall and Bill........Guys, I was counting on the two of you to be included. Couple of scrawny little banty legged guys like you to help offset the fatass types like Mick and I.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Cobble
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 08:43 AM

Bill just grow that beard a bit longer *grin* Mrs. C.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 09:02 AM

On the subject of Famous Film Scenes (That's probably Movies to you colonial types), I can picture the Dawn of Man scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey, with the strains on Also Sprach Zarathustra in the background and our primordial mudcatter raising his banjo high above his head to bring it crashing down on a pile of melodeons and bodhrans, with the pieces flying everywhere!
Not bad for the Mudcat Calendar 2001, eh?
Quack, quack, quack!
GtD


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bill\sables
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 09:33 AM

Geoff that sounds great to me. "Banjo's Rule OK"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: bbc
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 09:53 AM

Trying to creep away from the nudity angle (though I have no objection to it, generally speaking), it would be nice to have a calendar of Mudcatters clothed. I have a calendar hanging by my computer & keep the Mudcat birthdays on it. It would be nice to have some photos, too. Just a thought. Perhaps they could be lifted from the photo pages?

bbc


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 09:55 AM

Sorry, but I'm not up for it, for two reasons:-

1) I'm not even 17 yet (1 month 10 days left!!)

2) I'm too much of a shy type!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:11 AM

Would I use the alto, soprano or sopranino recorder? And where would I place it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,harpwizard
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:13 AM

Well I am new in this deal. How about a nude picture of my hands holding all my harps? They are clean, free,and would love to help you!! harpwizard


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 10:47 AM

Me? scrawny? 14 stone on a 5 foot 10 inch frame?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 11:17 AM

Seeing as how the last scene from Boogie Nights was played out to "Livin' Thing" by The Electric Light Orchestra, I think I should handle that one.

--Matt


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CarolC
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:05 PM

Ok...if I'm sitting down, and I have some protective padding on the back of my accordion.

sophocleese, I have a tenor you could borrow. Would that help?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:31 PM

I'd suggest sitting at a grand piano, with the lid raised, if it didn't bring to mind images of Monty Python... *BG*

Noreen


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:35 PM

Er, no,Kendall.

Another reason is I'm too fat! (8 and a half stone and 5'2")


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Barry T
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:45 PM

Perhaps I could grab my pipes, don my kilt and give that same joyous Celtic salute we all saw and enjoyed in the movie Brave Heart! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Gervase
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 12:57 PM

As it's either unaccompanied voice or the box for me, it'll have to be the box. But those metal edges on the accordian pleating looking bloody cold to me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 01:20 PM

You know, no matter which way up you hold a mandolin, something's gonna escape.....is it too late to take up the cello?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 03:01 PM

Firecat that's not too fat!

Anybody got ideas for the page on Lang a Growing?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mooh
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 03:02 PM

So, do I use the string bass or the mandolin? Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: sophocleese
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 03:04 PM

Is it a before or after picture Mooh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 03:53 PM

Oh come on now Katy, stop that this instant! 8 stone is NOT fat! Any guy in their right mind know that when you wanna put a huggin' on someone, stick-girls just won't do! Give me an arm-fillin' girl anyday! Anyway, I'm only 9 1/2 stone, 5'8". When I met Bill Sables, said he thought I'd be taller!

--Matt


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 06:05 PM

Sorry but the only song that springs to mind is
'cockles and muscles alive aliveo'!!!!!!!!
And Morty I'm going for the double bass!! Actually I think it sounds fun and I'm sure Geoff and I could come up with a pose that wouldn't offend. Perhaps he could do his duelling banjo and kazoo


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Micca
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 06:43 PM

I think a Flashers mac, the cut-off trouser legs held up with elastic bands below the knee, and do "Famous Blue Raincoat"


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Diva
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 06:56 PM

I'm a bit concerned about unaccompanied singers what do we hide behind?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 06:57 PM

Nothing! We get to see you in all yer glory!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 07:02 PM

ya know...I have a software program that does calendars.*grin*...you can tell it what holidays you want included, what pictures you want on each page, what font....then zippity-print...as many copies as you want!...It can even be customized (so you DON'T want Spaw, but you want Mick on 4 different pages?)...*mind churning with possibilities*

(I have a picture taken in 1975 of me on a mountain top near Juneau, Alaska...I had climbed for an hour and my clothes were wet from humidity and summer plants...so..*grin*...I hung 'em on a rock to dry...and got myself immortalized with snow capped peaks in the background!)...anyone else have a similar memento of youthful exhuberance?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Diva
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 07:03 PM

Ohhh Matt you are awful......... Mind you we are NOT talking "stick insect".


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 Nov 00 - 07:12 PM

Well Diva, like I said---more woman = more to love!

Good God Bill I wasn't even born in 1975! No pictures of my "youthful exuberance" because I'm usually on the other end of the camera.


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