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GUEST,Uncle Jaque in Maine 29 Nov 00 - 10:21 PM
kendall 29 Nov 00 - 07:34 PM
CamiSu 29 Nov 00 - 07:32 PM
kendall 29 Nov 00 - 05:25 PM
Max 29 Nov 00 - 04:34 PM
alison 29 Nov 00 - 09:39 AM
alison 29 Nov 00 - 09:31 AM
Troll 29 Nov 00 - 08:21 AM
P05139 29 Nov 00 - 08:14 AM
Chanteyranger 29 Nov 00 - 02:18 AM
CamiSu 28 Nov 00 - 11:44 PM
Matt_R 28 Nov 00 - 10:51 PM
kendall 28 Nov 00 - 09:55 PM
GUEST,FOG(FRIEND OF GNOME) 28 Nov 00 - 09:15 PM
Wavestar 28 Nov 00 - 08:51 PM
Troll 28 Nov 00 - 08:48 PM
Wavestar 28 Nov 00 - 07:43 PM
DanMulligan 28 Nov 00 - 07:33 PM
kendall 28 Nov 00 - 07:08 PM
Morticia 28 Nov 00 - 07:03 PM
Wavestar 28 Nov 00 - 06:54 PM
Morticia 28 Nov 00 - 06:47 PM
kendall 28 Nov 00 - 06:06 PM
Rick Fielding 28 Nov 00 - 05:27 PM
Jed at Work 28 Nov 00 - 05:10 PM
kendall 28 Nov 00 - 04:04 PM
Kim C 28 Nov 00 - 03:40 PM
Bill D 28 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM
WyoWoman 28 Nov 00 - 03:24 PM
Bill D 28 Nov 00 - 03:18 PM
Noreen 28 Nov 00 - 03:03 PM
harpmolly 28 Nov 00 - 02:14 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 28 Nov 00 - 12:06 PM
Wavestar 28 Nov 00 - 12:00 PM
Bill D 28 Nov 00 - 11:36 AM
Patrish(inactive) 28 Nov 00 - 10:40 AM
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Bill D 27 Nov 00 - 11:46 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Uncle Jaque in Maine
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 10:21 PM

Kendall: What was that song i heard you singing the other night up in Freeport..... "I Don't Look Good Naked Any More"? It was a hoot! Have you posted the lyrics on mudcat yet? This might be a good place to share a few of 'em. Is that one on your CD? How appropoe! BTW, are you familiar with a Celtic / Folk group called "Angel Band"? They have a gig advertized in the Portland paper out in Bar Mills Friday Night. Never heard of 'em before, but they certainly look interesting. That calender certainly sounds intruiging, but not many of my pards would recognize me out of uniform. The RAFG would find anything too risque even more embarrassing than just by being seen together in public attired as I normally am. Have a few pics if anyone really wants 'em... IN full Yankee blue wool uniform!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 07:34 PM

You mean you just needed a place to sit? shucks..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 07:32 PM

Kendall dear, the arm was just keeping me off the floor... and Peter is still up for beating with a chicken for that e in my name. Truly it is Cami Su


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 05:25 PM

Cami Sue, I thought you were rather forward but, I like forward women! Troll, I was curious because you were twitting me about how you live where it's warm and I dont. If you have air conditioning, you also use energy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Max
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 04:34 PM

OK, I'll do the month of April holding only my skin-flute... Or maybe I'll hold my meat-whistle... Oh, forget it...

Spaw, Maybe we can raise money to keep you out of the calendar. Say, $100 per month. If we only raise $900, you go on the October page. $1200 keeps ya out all together. Perhaps MaryMac in her underwear can start the year off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 09:39 AM

This thread is getting long.. if you would like included (assuming this idea gets off the ground).... please sign on here

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 09:31 AM

are you really volunteering hunky??? (BillD to the rest ofyou *grin*).... I reckon we need more than one to a page...... sort it by birthday months.. with a bit of overlap if there are months with a lot... (pity we can't access the mudcat resources at the moment).....

must get Mark to bring home the digital camera this weekend.. see what we can come up with.... hahaha

anyone seen those Barbie fridge magnets?.... you stick Barbie on the fridge in her undies.. then stick various uotfits over the top......... that could cover nude and dressed options....... *grin*

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 08:21 AM

Kendall, I'm in sunny Florida, "The King-maker State" (urk). Why do you ask?

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: P05139
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 08:14 AM

OK OK you win!!! I'll believe you about the fact I'm not fat (even though I still think I am!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Chanteyranger
Date: 29 Nov 00 - 02:18 AM

Ok, Wyo, I'll bring the bow. It's a violin bow. Now, into the bubblewrap....hey, it's a cello bow! How'd that happen?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 11:44 PM

Oh my Jess, and I was the one sitting on the arm of Kendall's chair 10 days ago! And yes thy mother IS reading this. Maybe we should do a mother/daughter...ummm nevermind.

And Kendall, I don't think I can take credit for how she thinks, but I never did censor her!

BTW I'm assuming you have all heard about the ladies service club that has done the nude calendar to benifit Leukemia research. It truly is beautiful! I saw it last month.

CamiSu


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 10:51 PM

Recently attached? Rats, skunked again! LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 09:55 PM

Wavestar..you can get away with it. I cant. Troll, where do you live?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,FOG(FRIEND OF GNOME)
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 09:15 PM

For Gods sake shut up and get your clothes off the lot of yer-Count me in - been a naturist all my life


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 08:51 PM

*laugh* Thanks, Troll. I'm recently attached, so I won't worry for now. What a sweet thought, though, right Kendall?

-J


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Troll
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 08:48 PM

GO KENDALL! Sonw on the roof but fire in the furnace eh? Oh GAWD! I love it! ROTFLMAO.
Jess, you should be careful. He might NOT have a bad heart. Or maybe you like 'em more, er, "mature". LOL

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 07:43 PM

Thanks, Morty. I'm sure she's heard me say worse, actually.

*grin*, Kendall... Just saving you the trouble.

-J


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: DanMulligan
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 07:33 PM

Hmmmm
I play the pennywhistle. It just wouldn't be enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 07:08 PM

Leave her alone!! she thinks like me!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 07:03 PM

Bad Wavestar.......Naughty Wavestar!! (There, now I've saved your mother the trouble).


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 06:54 PM

umm.. Tulips? Or onelip?

J, hopinghermotherdoesn'treadthis...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 06:47 PM

No, I'm fascinated........what do you want on your organ, Kendall??(P.S. let me know the general verdict, clothed or unclothed and I will take appropriate pictues......in the best possible taste of course:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 06:06 PM

Jed...man! what a straight line!! I dont dare respond as I would like!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 05:27 PM

Age limit Jed? Geez I hope not. For what it's worth, I'm as much of a mess now as when I was thirty.

Rick (too many stones to be svelt)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Jed at Work
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 05:10 PM

Is my math right? am I really 16 stone? 6'4-ish ... too big to hide behind my 6 string, but maybe the bass guitar would be keep me decent. Wait a minute, certainly there's an age limit to this photogenic fiasco? If so, I'm sure I'm beyond it.

And kendall, will you want tulips or roses on that organ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: kendall
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 04:04 PM

I'm thinking of taking up the pipe organ


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Kim C
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:40 PM

Wait a minute. I'm 5'2" and 120 lbs. Isn't that about 8 and a half stone? I may be a little out of shape but I'm not at all fat. and I'm working on the out of shape part. Getting a pretty mean arm on me, as a matter of fact. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:30 PM

everyone who is serious..*grin*...do check the MANY ideas of calendar design at http://briggsoft.com/calcom.htm

also at http://briggsoft.com/extracal.htm there is #004, which allows a 52 week desk type...*shrug*


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: WyoWoman
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:24 PM

CR -- Yes on the bubblewrap duo. You'll need the large bubbles, I'm assuming?

I'll bring the resin, you bring the bow...

you know, because, like, I only use my stand-alone voice, ya see ... so, um ...

OH, nivver mind ...

WW


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:18 PM

Noreen...surely we need a way to allow more than 12 (or 13) members ('scuse the expression) to be 'celebrated'.. ...perhaps 2-4 per month? Or a custom calendar? Put up the selections and buyer chooses....(pretty time intensive, though...maybe for extra$$$)...a US version, a UK version, and a OZ version?....Event pics?...

too many choices, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Noreen
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 03:03 PM

That sounds beautiful, Molly- you could be January, to set the scene...

(The cover has to be Max, of course!)

Noreen


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: harpmolly
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 02:14 PM

Hmmm...

I already have the requisite pictures...my best friend took some pictures of me the day before I cut off my waist-length hair last January. We decided that we needed a few pics with just my harp, my hair, and...me. *grin* With a lovely unicorn tapestry in the background (must protect our reputation, mustn't we? ;))

The only problem we had was lighting about ten candles in the background (safely away from the tapestry, of course). I forgot that my altar was directly under the smoke alarm. Oops. It's since been relocated to the other side of the room *grin*

Molly


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 12:06 PM

Same here, Jess. I'm the just one inch shorter than you and the same weight. But last Spring, I was hitting 180. Ever since I started at 4-year university AND the UC, I've dropped 50-odd pounds since then. NOW my parents are worrying that I'm not eating ENOUGH! "Skinny waist, skinny frame, it's Ichabod Ichabod Crane..."

--Matt


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Wavestar
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 12:00 PM

Umm. Here I was hoping my mother wouldn't read this thread. I doubt they were worse, considerably warmer, and intended for artisitc purposes. To the best of my knowledge, the film has been destroyed.

I really would do it, except that if my mother bought one... oh dear! And I don't play anything...

Matt, you're so sweet! If it helps, I don't generally suffer under that misconception, but then, I've been under my recommended weight allowance for as long as I've paid attention. (Even now, when my metabolism has stopped going nuts.) I'm 5'9" and 9 1/2 stone, and I figure my body feels good, looks fine, and does what I tell it to - who needs more?

-J


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 11:36 AM

as I said back up there ^ at 28 Nov.,7:02PM, I HAVE a calendar printing program..(you could, too!)...I suppose I could do this, but it would never get done until into Jan. ....but people DO buy calendars in Jan....We'd have to decide pretty quickly on format and who & how. etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 10:40 AM

I'll pose as long as I can wear the 7 veils ;-)
Patrish


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: CamiSu
Date: 28 Nov 00 - 10:35 AM

I just got a suggestion of how we could do it either way... Paper dolls--if you want 'em clothed, just cut out the clothes and stick 'em on!

Now, Wavestar, just WHAT HAS thee posed for? And was it worse than my mountain poses for thy daddy? (Which I were actually rather arty than bawdy...I guess I could send in one of those, though it doesn't have my guitar--or thecouple of stone I've put on since then.)

And yes Firecat, ANYONE who thinks 8 1/2 stone is too heavy for 5-2 is more than a wee bit nuts. I'd be happy to get back to 9 1/2 but am usually satisfied with what I've got--as long as I have clothes on!

Cami Su


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:55 PM

we get someone who can do the calendar.. then they tell us what they need..... jpeg, gif whatever and we send them off........ there are already a heap of pics at Mudcat Resources.....

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:46 PM

you mean you didn't notice that little flash as you left the shower the other day?

Ve haf our vays!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 11:19 PM

Yeah, but where o where are the pictures gonna come from???


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: alison
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 10:39 PM

so who has the ability to do it.. print it up and charge us? and send a hefty amount of the proceeds to Mudcat?

Bert.... is "because you're there" a good enough answer?.... *grin*.... loved your belly dancing BTW.....

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: momnopp
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 09:46 PM

Oooooh, such a tittlating idea - I'd go for either clothed or un-clothed.

Cheers,

JudyO


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:26 PM

So, ya thinkin' a spread of Mudcatters kinda like the Red Hot Chili Pepper cover of Rolling Stone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:17 PM

If its going to happen it will have to happen soon or wait for 2002. I SERIOUSLY think the nude one would be more fun as long as "it's all done in the best possible taste" to quote Cupid Stunt. Of course we do have Mootlefish and Boats (both mudcatters in their own right ) who would gladly bare all but they are only 16 months so I think that would be exploitation at it's worst.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Lanfranc
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I feel that my participation, if any, should be in a bull mask, singing the Incredible String Band's "Minotaur Song".

Being the possessor of more stones than most, I could live with being measured in quarters (28lbs) or even hundredweights (112lbs), but only if I can have my age in hexadecimal - base 16 is so age-friendly!

I'm game for the calendar, in bull-mask and sporting a strategically-placed bass balalaika.

But who would buy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 06:14 PM

Seems like all the girls these days have this "I'm fat" idea about themselves, and personally, I'm getting TIRED of it. They got to learn that ALL girls and women are beautiful, and that something so trivial as weight will NOT change that fact.

--M


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Tig
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 05:59 PM

Thanks for telling Firecat she's not fat I'm tired of doing it. However i think the calendar could well be fun, especially if any bits which could possibly be X rated are covered by instruments, sheet music etc. Count me in!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Amergin
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:20 PM

How about a picture of me hiding behind my notepad? or is that too scary a thought?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:17 PM

hmmm!!..thanks, Bert...

(and bbc....I seriously doubt anyone ever expected a 'nude' calendar to happen....*grin*..[as much as a few might be intrigued]....but, you are right a regular one could be fun, too...)

anyone who is interested in doing calendars, whether here or for personal use should look at Calendar Commander ...really neat program!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat nude calendar
From: Morticia
Date: 27 Nov 00 - 02:11 PM

well, I think it's a top idea, with or without clothing, although I reckon without might sell better, anyway I'd buy one or maybe lots.....any ideas how to begin?


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