Please Help, Max.

Subject: Please Help, Max.
From: Sharon
Date: 20 Sep 97 - 08:11 PM

That Null Pointer Exception won't let us in.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Shula
Date: 20 Sep 97 - 08:34 PM

Hey, Max:

Wouldja puh-leeeeease he'p this gal git inter the Chat room 'n' give 'er th' dang key t' th' crapper? She been a'messin' with th' Guys Song Circle up in thet ol' rickety tree-house a'yonder, 'n' effn' she don't let them ol' varmints be, they's a-like t' scurry on down 'n' raid th' vittles in th' gals kitchen! ('N' jes' when we had em' up a tree whar's we could keep us a eye on'em an load up thar britches with birdshot effn they got too frisky!)

Thank'ee fer th' kine'niss,

Shula

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 03:41 AM

Shula, how fast can you type when you're talking like that?
Oh, you say that's the way you naturally talk??? Sorry....
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Speed-1
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 05:11 AM

O.k. boys and girls, can you name that tune???

Help me, I'm a prisoner in cyberspace, my chat room screen is blank, What the heck am I doing wrong?

Help me, all I want is some company, I can't talk to my buddies, I give up - this machine hates me.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Speed-1
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 05:22 AM

O.k. boys and girls, can you name that tune???

Help me, I'm a prisoner in cyberspace, my chat room screen is blank, What the heck am I doing wrong?

Help me, all I want is some company, I can't talk to my buddies, I give up - this machine hates me.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Frank in the swamps
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 06:41 AM

The nullpointer exception has me aggravated also, but Shula's smoothbore just took precedence on my list of concerns. Frank I.T.S.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Sharon
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 10:24 PM

Now Shula. All lI did was warn them not to get too cocky.... We gotta keep our eye on them, you know that. They only THINK they can get along without us. Didn't mean to stir up a hornet's nest or anything.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Sharon
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 10:25 PM

Now Shula. All lI did was warn them not to get too cocky.... We gotta keep our eye on them, you know that. They only THINK they can get along without us. Didn't mean to stir up a hornet's nest or anything.

Subject: RE: Please Help, Max.
From: Sharon
Date: 21 Sep 97 - 10:26 PM

Now Shula. All lI did was warn them not to get too cocky.... We gotta keep our eye on them, you know that. They only THINK they can get along without us. Didn't mean to stir up a hornet's nest or anything.