Shorty's Front

Subject: Shorty's Front
From: The Shambles
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 05:20 AM

Just trying to be positive...........

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Snuffy
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 08:47 AM

Are you sure?

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 08:51 AM

Shorty looks much better on this side.

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Noreen
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 10:25 AM

I agree, I prefer the full frontal.

Noreen

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: The Shambles
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 11:29 AM

There was always short, back and sides, of course.

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 11:40 AM

Of course it is entirely possible that Shorty is a "she" (or at least I don't know otherwise). If that is true, then I most definitely prefer the front.

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 02:59 PM

But wouldn't 'she' then be 'Shortie'?

Shorty could be hermaphrodite...

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 03:06 PM

Shorty's Back...

For the sake of completeness...

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 03:21 PM

Would that be a cold front, or a warm front? Or possibly (alas!) an occluded front.

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Rowana (at work)
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 04:20 PM

Would Shorty (Shortie) be affronted if confronted?

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard
Date: 11 Dec 00 - 05:04 PM

That's an effrontery...

Still, we are at the forefront of the frontispiece of the frontier...

...and there's a shortage of shortages!

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 12:39 PM

What in the world is this all about? I know Shorty, deal with him almost every day, but what's this thread about?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Allan C.
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 12:48 PM

I am fearing for my sanity. I could have SWORN that Max announced Shorty's demise last night and yet I still find his name at the bottom of the Forum page. Is there any hope for restoring what remains of my mind?

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: SDShad
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 12:50 PM

So, we're talking about the Full Shorty here, then?

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink,

Shad "Say No More" O'Spawn

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Noreen
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 01:04 PM

DaveO, it's about absolutly nothing- just a riposte to the 'Shorty's Back' thread- geddit???

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: mousethief
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 01:36 PM

So does this thread contain full noodle frontity?

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Bernard
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 03:10 PM

And egg fried rice, too...

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Snuffy
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 07:17 PM

It's sure tae confuse you

Subject: RE: Shorty's Front
From: Greyeyes
Date: 13 Dec 00 - 07:24 PM

Good grief, I'm going front to the back.