Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Mrs.Duck Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:13 PM Glad to hear you're still in good humour Bill! You can have one of my old bras but if it fits I should really start to worry!!!!!!Happy New Year see you next week. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Eric the Viking Date: 03 Jan 01 - 10:37 AM Hey Bill be careful, when I hurt my ribs, the Mrs counted them in case I'd found a new woman!!. See you tonight |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Catrin Date: 02 Jan 01 - 01:13 PM Just gpot back from Wales to hear this - I'm so sorry about your accident Bill and Lorna. Take care and hope to see you soon. Catrin |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Clifton53 Date: 02 Jan 01 - 12:39 PM Sorry to hear of your misfortune Bill, if I were there, I'd take 'ya right down to the rib joint myself in my 'taxi'. Best wishes for a quick recovery. Clifton53 |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Big Phil Date: 02 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM HI Bill, I will give you a good old bear hug at the jug on wednesday,guaranteed to kill or cure. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: bill\sables Date: 02 Jan 01 - 12:31 PM If anyone is going to the Jug tomorrow would you call at the local Chinese Takeaway and get me a portion of spare ribs. Mrs Cobble is calling to pick me up as I can't drive yet and she is also collecting Sam Pirt. Last Wednesday, the day after the accident, my ribs felt much better than they do now, they have got more painful as the week has progressed. Most of the bloody scabs have gone from my head now and new skin is growing (It's a pity the bloddy hair isn't)I have no discolouration on my chest but my shirts are not fitting like they used to so I must have some sort of swelling, Has anyone any old bras I could borrow? I am growing like Widdow Twankey. Thanks for all your good wishes,I know it still hurts like hell but it is better than being in a wheelchair or a coffin. Cheers Bill |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: KingBrilliant Date: 02 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM Hope you're both feeling better now. Sorry to hear about the accident - but very glad that you're fixable. Kris, Hamm & Mark |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Patrish(inactive) Date: 02 Jan 01 - 10:21 AM Hi Bill, hope you and Lorna are feeling a little better. One bit of advice is to try and think positive thoughts (even when the ribs hurt)people who are more positive heal quickly. someone once said that laughter was the best medicine - perhaps not in this case, but I am sure a smile will not hurt See you at the Jug Patrish |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Eric the Viking Date: 31 Dec 00 - 10:26 AM Hey Bill and Lorna, just logged on. Sorry to hear about your bump. Hope you are recovering OK. Beware of bust ribs Bill. I bust 2 in the summer falling off my bike-they still ache. have a happier start to the new year, better than the ending to the old one.. eric |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: roopoo Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:17 AM The herb contains alkaloids (I'm reading from a book) which can cause liver damage. It is only present in minute amounts, or sometimes not at all, in the aerial parts from which the tea is made. Most is in the root. I'd suggest, given the taste and with the advised caution, you don't make it your main drink of the day! (I've made comfrey liquid manure, and I have never smelt anything so disgusting!) The book recommends applying comfrey ointment, cream or infused oil onto fractures. Not onto broken skin, though. I hope the tea has helped, because it does have anti-inflammatory properties. Andrea |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:47 PM I would like to warn Bill that comfrey "can" be toxic.....some people are allergic to it, and it is on the list of "cautioned" herbs........esp. for internal use. Boneset (which is not comfrey) could also help. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Micca Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:09 PM Bill, If you want to do the comparison tasting.....I think I know a few witches...and get well soon...we will raise a glass to you at Mortys... |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: bill\sables Date: 30 Dec 00 - 05:40 PM Llanfair Bron, Mrs Cobble brought me some comfrey tea today. It tastes like witches piss, not a patch on Yorkshire Tea but if it does my ribs good I will suffer it, thanks for the suggestion. I hope you all have a safe, ice free (Except in the drinks)and enjoyable new years eve, This will be my first ever NYE staying at home Love Bill |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Dec 00 - 02:46 PM WW - there's a bed here for you if you need it..... musical haunts available for the taking... will introduce you to proper beer, you will not know what hit you! Bill - how are the trees, did you say sorry?? Tree huggers will be on your case if you didn't! *BG* Hope you are better soon, no use to us if we can't give you a big bear hug next time we meet....! LTS |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Cobble Date: 30 Dec 00 - 01:19 PM Seen Bill and Lorna today, Who was it that said laughter was the best medicine ? Not in this case, Bill is still very sore about the ribs and laughing IS a problem. Keep drinking Lorna's herbal tea Bill and get those ribs healed before the banjo rusts! Margaret. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Allan C. Date: 29 Dec 00 - 02:58 PM Knackered? Oh, no! Not again! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: WyoWoman Date: 29 Dec 00 - 02:48 PM The Amazing Flying Sables ...he flies through the air with the greatest of ease ... splut!!! Whoops. You really should not try to refine your circus act in the interior of your car, Mr. Sables. Glad to hear you and Lorna are doing ok after this encounter with gravity and inertia. Big fat hairy bummer! Take good care of yourselves. If I make it to the U.K. this summer, I expect to see you both fit and feisty and ready to take me around to your favorite pubs and musical haunts! Best regards, WW |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 29 Dec 00 - 02:36 PM I think bill had better avoid reading this thread or he'll do himself an injury. In fact it might be better to keep well away from the Mudcat for the time being. Let Lorna risk it.
And everyone MIND THE ICY ROADS, as he said. I've just skidded my car and demolished two panels of a neighbour's fence, plus a concrete fence post - ended up neatly and narrowly missing his two cars parked on the other side. And that was with me going at about two miles an hour. (No damage to me or anyone else though, which is the main thing. And no musical instruments damaged either.)
So stay home if you can!! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Tig Date: 29 Dec 00 - 01:59 PM It seems the last message I put onto this thread didn't make it!! Sorry to hear about the crash. Just because Chris had one cracked rib you had to go one better. Lots of love to you and Lorna. Hope you start to feel a bit less hurty soon. xxxx |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: bbc Date: 29 Dec 00 - 10:40 AM What a way to start the New Year! I was so sorry to read this thread, though relieved that it wasn't worse. Bill & Lorna, you know our thoughts & prayers are with you. Here's looking to better times in 2001! love, but no hugs just now, bbc & Duane D. P.S.--I'm trying to catch up on my email! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: RoyH (Burl) Date: 29 Dec 00 - 06:01 AM That sounds very painful bill, but Lord knows it could have been worse. Take good care of each other. Elaine sends her love. ROY |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Joan from Wigan Date: 29 Dec 00 - 01:59 AM Very best wishes, Bill and Lorna, hope you will feel better soon. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Dave Swan Date: 28 Dec 00 - 08:45 PM Yikes! We tell our patients to hug a pillow really hard, using it as a splint when they feel a laugh, cough, or sneeze coming on. I'm sure split-in-half-Patterson can give you great advice on the practical management of rib fractures, too. In any case, no smiling, no laughing, no hoildays until you're well, which we hope is quite soon. All best, Pam & Dave |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 28 Dec 00 - 08:33 PM LOL Micca! Good one! But where are the 2 trees proper? In chief? Per bend? Oh dear, this is getting too funny......the "visions" of the blazon are getting bizarre! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Micca Date: 28 Dec 00 - 08:29 PM Sorcha, Hf, perhaps the blazon shoud be " sable, a chariot, proper, 2 trees, proper, bendy? |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 28 Dec 00 - 07:23 PM LOL!! You just can't keep a good man down, can ya? Oh, Bill, take care of yourself, ya hear? |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Cobble Date: 28 Dec 00 - 07:17 PM What are we to do with this man ??? We phoned to see if we could do any thing to help and the reply was "I would like a lift to the Jug on Wednesday". Well Bill if you feel up to it by Wednesday just call us and your chariot will be there! Margaret and Brian. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 28 Dec 00 - 06:47 PM Well, considering what Bill said about 2 trees, it could be "2 trees in saltire" also......... |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Hollowfox Date: 28 Dec 00 - 06:43 PM Sorcha, wouldn't that be "a tree in pale"?(It's heraldic humor, folks. It can be contagious, so just tiptoe quietly past this one.) |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Susan of DT Date: 28 Dec 00 - 06:13 PM Take care of yourselves, Bill and Lorna. You are important to a lot of us. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: bill\sables Date: 28 Dec 00 - 05:50 PM Big Phil has obviously been talking to my great friend Ian Ainsley who is probably the best mechanic in Yorkshire. Ian towed the car back to his workshop for the insurance assessors and informed me that we had felled two trees in the process of stoping. All I remember is seeing these bloody trees coming toward me and then we stoped and my door wouldn't open. They said that I was lucky, the passenger should not have got out alive as that side was very crushed, but I did, but I would have called it lucky if the car was parked outside now and I didn't have this bloody pain in my chest. All I can say is if you are going out for New Year take great care on the icy roads I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. Cheers Bill |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Kim C Date: 28 Dec 00 - 04:27 PM smoochie woochie! :) |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 28 Dec 00 - 04:19 PM I rather like "a chariot sable crossed by a tree in chief" |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: GUEST,Big Phil Date: 28 Dec 00 - 03:28 PM Must reset my cookie |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: GUEST,Big Phil Date: 28 Dec 00 - 03:26 PM Well Bill, is it true your new name is, two trees sables the phantom tree knocker downer. I hope you and your missus recover soon.. Best Regards...... phil. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Morticia Date: 28 Dec 00 - 02:52 PM Glad to hear you and Lorna are okay, Bill.....and go easy on the ciggies.....when you need to cough, we'll hear you from here! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Hollowfox Date: 28 Dec 00 - 12:55 PM Lorna and Bill, I'm so glad to hear you're alive! Take care and have a good new year.(Wow, how many of us 'Catters have had this type of accident? I was driving on glare ice against a steady wind. The wind stopped, and I kept control of the skid until I hit the maple tree.) |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Alice Date: 28 Dec 00 - 12:27 PM Oh, my God, Bill and Lorna, this thread scared me. Here's to your rapid recovery. Take care of yourselves. love, Alice |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Llanfair Date: 28 Dec 00 - 11:50 AM I'm so glad that you are both OK, you'll have to take it easy until the bones start to mend. Any preparation with comfrey in it will help. Look after yourselves. Cheers, Bron. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Bert Date: 28 Dec 00 - 11:32 AM Aaargh! ya silly bugger! whatcha go and do a silly thing like that for? Love to the daft pair of ye. Bert & Tree. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Sorcha Date: 28 Dec 00 - 10:02 AM You are going to find it just as difficult to cough, Bill, but you are going to have to----or the possibility of pneumonia goes wayyyy up.......sorry dear. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: sophocleese Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:49 AM Yikes! Glad to hear it was the car that was written off not either of you. Take care of yourselves. Lots of love, but no laughter at the moment. Let us know when its okay to giggle again. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: dwditty Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:45 AM Bill & Lorna, Heal quickly and be well. Now you know what that squeeze box has felt like all these years. dw |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: Bill in Alabama Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:39 AM Bill & Lorna-- Sorry to hear about your mishap; happy to learn that you were not injured more seriously. I have experienced broken ribs as well as going through windshields, and I recall both singularly unpleasant adventures. Don't laugh, and pray that you don't sneeze until summer! Bill Foster |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:17 AM Anyway it sounds as if the banjo wasn't damaged. |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: annamill Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:12 AM Times like this remind us to keep those we love close. I would like to see you guys again. I love you both and I am very happy that you are ok. I'm sorry about the car, my friends. Oh, and Bill, those pains your feeling from the broken ribs...not being able to get comfortable in bed at night.. kinda like being pregnant ;-) Oh, and you never told me about the "FAGS"!! Lorna??? Joking, of course. I miss you both. Love, annamill(dontdothatagain!) |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: JedMarum Date: 28 Dec 00 - 09:11 AM May you both heal quickly and completely! |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: mkebenn Date: 28 Dec 00 - 08:01 AM Damn, did the same last Christmas day, the ribs will take awhile. Glad it wasn't worse, cars can be replaced...Mike |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: bill\sables Date: 28 Dec 00 - 07:49 AM Thanks folks, The cuts in my head are healing ok now that I got the glass out but the pains are getting worse in my chest. It is a bugger when you can't turn over in bed and it is worse trying to get up. But I am sure a few gallons of Yorkshire tea and a couple of dozen fags will make it all better. I will get back to you all soon but at the moment my chest is painful as hell. Cheers Bill |
Subject: RE: Bill Sables-Don't make me laugh From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 28 Dec 00 - 07:11 AM Bill and Lorna, I am so sorry about the crash, so glad you're not seriously injured, so sorry about the car, so glad you're still getting out, so sorry about the ribs, but glad Mrs. Duck thought to let us all know- I've been thinking of you a lot at Christmas and hope you will get well soon and can enjoy the dawning of the new year! Now, as I still sometimes have to say to Maggie (my daughter), whatever you do, don't smile---hey, I thought I said don't smile!! STOP THAT SMILING RIGHT NOW!!! (Just don't laugh... oops, sorry!) With love, Allison |
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