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Subject: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 06:52 PM

I can't help it, she made me! Lol! In complaince with Audi's request, I have started this thread. Here's what she said:

Well, as an increasingly-interested lurker here, and a female empathetic to Carol's dilemma, I've got to ask: how can a woman ferret out which Mudcat men are single/available and which have already been snared?

Will someone make a new thread for it?

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 06:55 PM

I don't believe I can be much help, here, even tho my bra is un hooked.........

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:07 PM

Uh, Sorcha dear, thanks for telling us that.....I have always been wondering is Sorcha's bra unhooked? I would ask myself....

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:53 PM

LOL!! Thank you, Matt! Here's a kiss of gratitude. Where would you like it?

OK, now I know Sorcha is unhooked (and female--but I had guessed that). Thank you Sorcha. You're a bra-zen female I can I identify with.

However, I still don't know if 'Amergin' is an 'Amergino' or an 'Amergina'? When I saw the same person called "Am Urgin" (or something close) I thought surely you were 'Amergina', but now I wonder if I haven't made a mistake about your 'O' part or the lack thereof? What about it Amergin? (And you still haven't answered my question about who you intended to slight in that other thread--I hope it wasn't moi?) ;)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:55 PM

Well, more like "unhinged", actually...

...and if Spaw gets his way, I'll be hooked up with a ferret pretty soon...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 07:59 PM

Audi, I am male....and I didn't mean to insult, was kidding (kinda sharp I admit), recently cut loose.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:00 PM

Audi, you are one naughty lady! But I'm afraid I'm probably too young for you!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:12 PM

And I'm single too, but as Matt is too young for you, I'm too old.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:14 PM

LOL! Carol, isn't a ferret something like a possum? Is Spaw trying to work his way around to unloading on you?

Thanks, Amergin, I'm laughing--and glad to know you're male and loose.

LOL, Matt, age is not a factor here--I just now read that you have a feverish girlfriend! I'm not naughty enough to be able to steal you from someone hotter than 98.6. I know heat speaks!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM

Check the resources deah...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM

LOL! Now DougR, what is that supposed to mean?

Anyway, I didn't ask for ages. There is no age problem that modern medicine can't mend--except the age problem of too much bier. (And I'm no necrophiliac.) ;)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:22 PM

Not sure how available I am (got my eye on a lady who at least occasionally looks me back) but I'm male and not actually hooked.

Liland (I know y'all thought I typed Lillian...)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:32 PM

Oh, Audi... now I have to get pedantic. I hate it when that happens.

A possum is a marsupial. Marsupials are on a different evolutionary and taxonomic branch of the "warm blooded animals with hair" tree than ferrets, which are true mammals. I could spend more time explaining how that works, but I'd probably ruin everybody's weekend.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

The pictures in the resources will tell you the sex of the 'catters. (In most cases)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

LOL!! Carol, I like pedantics--I like any kind of antics.

But, I've smelled both a ferret and a possum---and they stink the same. Their fur is also the same color, in some cases, and they have the same ugly snarl when you try and shoo them away from the catfood dish. :)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: bigchuck
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:38 PM

I've been unhinged..oops..unhooked for so long it's a habit. Also I'm old, fat, ugly, and have disgusting habits....just ask Midchuck.
Sandy

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:43 PM

Kendall, I can't get at your secrets 'cuz I'm not a member. I assume you're male?

Bigchuck, the whole Chuck family confuses me. Big, Mid--is there a Littlechuck? What about Wood, and Up? ;)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:46 PM

Uh, Audi, yes you can.....there is a drop menu in the right hand corner that says quick links....scroll on down to resources and you should find it.....Kendall's just been urging you to look there, because he thinks you'll be impressed by his old wrinkly bald head....

Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 08:47 PM

I'm not available. I've been thoroughly hooked for 37 years now.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:20 PM

Dear Miz Audi,

I am not hooked at all even though I was molded. I'm a very friendly little guy and I always leave the seat down, mainly because I can't lift it up. Besides, I hardly ever use the bathroom. I have very fine manners and always ask before having anyone blow up my bottom. I was almost led astray by that nasty Cletus but lucky for me, other folks saw what was happening and had him arrested for "Contributing to the Delinquency of a Marsupial." I don't suppose things would ever work out perfectly for us since you probably prefer to date within your own species, but since this was a thread about being unhooked, I wanted to say that I am.

Best Wishes,

Cleigh O'Possum

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:23 PM

Oh yes, I forgot.......HERE is a picture of me although you can also find me on Catspaw's page and Rick Fielding's as well.

Cleigh

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:42 PM

Audi, I LOVED the bier/beer pun!! Good one!! Most of you know I am female, and Hitched (to a cop, no less!) Most of you also know I am Un-Hinged, too. I also know that most of you are just dying to know that my bra is not only unhooked, it is usually non existant. I do own one for those unavoidable "White Silk Shirt" gigs, but I consider them to be Medieval Implements of Torture.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming......

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Gypsy
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:43 PM

Oh, bestill my foolish heart! Pitty pat, pitty pat.....

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:53 PM

Sorcha!!! Oh the things my mind is conjuring up!!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Ribbit
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 09:54 PM

Kendall,
Maybe you should do a couple of verses of "I don't look good naked anymore" for Audi. :)
Thom M.
PS I've been married for 28 years now.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:03 PM

Matt, you know I'm too old for you. Hell, I'm too old for me........Mirror Avoidance Syndrome, ya know. As for implements of Torture.......we could conjure up a few for the fellas, couldn't we? Start with Jock Straps, and go down hill from there...........(hee hee hee)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:09 PM

Oh well...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:27 PM

Yes Audi, I am male. I have reached the age where when I get out of the shower, I'm glad the mirror is steamed up. By the way, I'm also loose as ashes.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: flattop
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:48 PM

Now we seem to have an inbalance between UnHooked and Hookers. Who wants to be a mudcat hooker?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:56 PM

If I wasn't so hooked, It be out there being a snog toy to all our lovely MudHotties!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:57 PM

Guest Audi, I think I'm in love!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 10:58 PM

Is a Mudcat hooker something like a matchmaker?

Naïf Liland

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Dec 00 - 11:39 PM

No, I think a MudCat Hooker has something to do with lines, lanyards and fouled anchors.......Get a Hook, ya know?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:23 AM

Awe. Thank you Amergin, and you too, Kendall. I didn't know that field trip was available to me: I went to the Resources and felt like I was running through an art gallery. You are all as beautiful as your thoughts. Now, I crave your voices, but I'm a bit afraid, 'cause I already can hear them when I read your posts, and what if they are not as melodious out loud? I promise I will go there though--I can't help myself.

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:24 AM

Dear Mr. Cleigh,

Thank you so much for your letter concerning your unhooked state. Leaving the seat down, as you do, should guarantee that you be snatched up to your satisfaction. Housepets that hardly ever use the bathroom are my favorite kind. I, too, like fine bottom manners, and so much appreciate being asked before someone blows up my own. Contrary to your supposition, I am not specist: in fact, coming from the South as I do, I find I have an occasional craving for 'possum meat. Anyway, a species good enough for Mam'selle Hepzibah is good enough for me.

Returning Your Best Wishes,

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:26 AM

Gypsy, you posted, and I assume you are male, from your Sorcha-induced pitty-pats? Are you hooked or unhooked?

Flattop, you organizer of hookers, are you hooked?

DougR, this statement, "Guest Audi, I think I'm in love!" gets you your own kiss of gratitude. Where would you like yours? (You may just point if you're as shy as Matt_R.)

LOL--Sorcha, you are a rather pun-ishing creature, yourself!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:31 AM

Audi, I really like you! You posts are really cool!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:32 AM

Captain-ess Hook, at your service.........join up, Audi, all it takes is a painless cookie, then you can get Personal Messages from all these crazy people, hooked and un hooked........

If you have to Clean Your Cookies, you can just go to QuickLinks, and Re Set your cookie.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Uncle Jaque
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:50 AM

Where's our jolly stalwart Naemamson?

The last I knew, he had a kind and gentle heart recently abandoned and receptive to a good home. Somewone throw that lad a hawser and haul 'im on board, here, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:54 AM

MAN OVERBOARD!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:06 AM

SNOGFEST!!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:12 AM

Shucks shoot, Audi, why do I get the feeling you're putting us on? My hunch is you are probably a 200 pound hairy male having a good time with poor old love starved male mudcatters. Oh well. 'Twas fun for the moment!

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:17 AM

LOL!! Matt_R, I like you, too! And all the Mudcatters--this is an incredible site.

Thanks, Sorcha for the invitation--but this site isn't really about BS. It's about songs. I do so love music, and songs, and singing, but you all are pros and way out of my league. I just got hooked (LOL) into a funny thread tonight, and then Matt_R egged me on by making this one.

I do have to confess, though, that since I've been lurking here these past several months, it's made me get my guitar back out and see if I can't make liars out of the self-proclaimed 'talented' members of my family that say I can't sing. I sound great in the shower--to me--LOL!!

I do love songs, but I'm no pro. I am just your Mudcat

Audi Enz

;)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:20 AM

ROFL!!! DougR!!!!

I have a scanner right here, and challenging statements like that bring out my outrageous side!

Shall I scan how hairy I am????

LOL!!!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:30 AM

Audi, you're right, the place really is about music, so why not join us? Unless, you are already a member and having us on........as Doug says? Oh well. Whatever. I am going to bed........

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:35 AM

Are you a German auto heiress? That would be nice.

Liland

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Naemanson
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:36 AM

Naemanson reporting for duty! Unhooked and apparently unhookable! And getting to the point where it really doesn't matter. I have my music, I have my kids, and I have my old falling-apart-house on a river in Maine. Oh, and I have a job.

And I'm going to bed now.

Happy New Year!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:55 AM

Ouch, Sorcha. Nope. I'm just me--and here pretty often, but usually silent. I posted once to Song Challenge 42, and a couple of times in BS threads (porn, abortion, and Ode to Billy Joe)...but this is the first time I've been verbose. I just don't feel I have much to contribute here--I just sing for me. I'm one of the users that just takes--and saying that makes me feel guilty 'cause I probably should be a paying member for all the wonderful use I've gotten from the database.

Liland, I'm sorry, I'm not German, nor an auto, nor an heiress. But I sure like your name. Are you hooked or unhooked? :)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:59 AM

Mostly un, but heading towards hooked maybe. (I'm facing a standing invitation to walk the woods she just bought with her, and I'm afraid if I take her up on it I might end up hooked.) A bit skittish, perhaps I am.

Liland

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:02 AM

Audi, this place is a place to share knowledge, learn, and to make friends. I didn't feel I had much to offer, when I first joined up in February (can't believe it's been that long) and I still don't feel I do, except perhaps for my wonderful sweet irresistible angelic presence.....so join up, it's free.

Amergin

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Haruo
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:13 AM

Yeah, really. If Jean Ritchie can join (and change her name to kytrad, to boot) you can too.

Liland

My homepage (okay, I admit the photo's a bit out of date!)
My French photo album (I'm not actually much of a cross-dresser, the photos exaggerate — though I am an eighth Highland Scots, and was once married to a Fijian, so am doubly entitled to wear a man's skirt)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:50 AM

Audi, lass:

While I'm sure you do more than just sound fine in the shower, I seriously do not recommend taking your guitar in there with you. If it is nylon-strung you will find it very hard to keep in tune; if steel, your budget will be seriously impacted by string replacement costs, not to mention having to get a whole new axe every time the old one comes unglued.

Kendall, now, is kinda high strung, and I have always enjoyed watching him come unglued, and it costs less. Why not take him into the shower instead? He'll be happy to hear you sing your shower song while he warms up. I hope you have a large hot-water tank. Do let us know if you follow this friendly advice how long it takes for him to come unglued.

Best regards,

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:55 AM

Well, gee, I'll throw my hat into the unhooked but hookable ring.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:46 AM

Tin whistle is the only musical instrument to take into the shower.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Naemanson
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:58 AM

Well, Audi, it's now your turn. You are claiming to be an unhooked person of the female persuasion. Be warned that this site is dedicated, among other things, to getting people together in real life. The friendships forged here actually do carry over into 3Dland.

Because of this our members cannot get away with fake ID's and misstatements of either their looks or abilities. I am the only mucatter with a body like a weightlifter and a voice like Pavaroti.

[And if you believe that one I have a nice new bridge to sell you here in Maine.]

So, as I said, it is your turn. How about some facts, ma'am, just the facts. In keeping with previous threads you need to catch up with what we know of the other Mudwomen. Where are you located? How old are you? Which breast is larger? Do you rest your breast on the guitar or squish it behind the guitar when playing? What is your favorite book, movie, song, booze, etc. And there are so many more questions...

Inquiring minds want to know!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Noreen
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:59 AM

Strange though it feels to say so, I suppose this includes me now...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: campfire
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 10:19 AM

Hmmm... - I guess I'm UnHooked, Unhitched, and, sometimes, Unhinged. (41, female, Midwest, in case anyone wants to know)

campfire

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 11:12 AM

I think I've got Kendall's most recent photo somewhere. It's from 1937 when Wilf Carter was opening for him.

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Ribbit
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 11:22 AM

Audi,
Not all of us here are professionals. We are brought together by a love of music. I too was hesitant to join but since doing so I have been made to feel welcome and finally got to meet fellow 'Catters at the sing in Portland last week.
I sing because it makes me feel good. I suppose that's the reason we all do. I tip my hat to those who can make a living doing what they love. I myself am a coward but as the song goes "All God's creatures got a place in the choir."
Thom M.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peg
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 12:19 PM

oh okay since it has turned into a personals thread...

Peg

female

37

Boston area

singer

employed as a teacher (film studies), freelance writer and, until recently, administrative assistant. Just got laid off (merry f'ing Christmas) and looking forward to receiving full salary for five months while I do more writing and singing than I have previously had time for...but in May I will need to get a new job!

green eyes, long brown/auburn hair, rosy Irish-Italian coloring, very straight teeth

cat-owner (6)

pagan/witch/nature lover

healthy and trying harder every day to be so

lover of good food, good wine, good beer, good single malt Scotch and good mead

bibilophile

never married, no kids hobbies include calligraphy, cooking, travelling, gardening, herbalism and aromatherapy

great kisser

never seem to meet anyone interesting, available, attractive and sane in my area. (Though have okay luck in England) Maybe I should lower my standards? or move?

naah...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:17 PM

After having met Peg very at a singers circle in Boston, I can vouch that she is quite the attractive woman, and I do not doubt that she is as interesting a person as her personal profile here reveals. You East Coast guys have got a gem waiting for you.

-chanteyranger (who is, alas, on the West Coast)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peg
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:20 PM

ah thanks Chanteyranger! (blush)

you are also a wonderful gent and nice looking fella and great musician and I hope the west coast gals take a hint...

peg

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Gervase
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:27 PM

Unhinged? yes;
Unhooked? Unlikely, given the number of marriages/relationships and SOs crammed into a mere 41 years - resulting in a son and a daughter (both wonderful people, if taking a little too much after their father);
Into singing, beer, fowling, fishing and food;
Prey to one cat rescued from a icy London gutter a year ago this week;
Not remotely professional in most of my doings - and certainly not musically...
Inordinately fond of this place and its people - some of whom are just as deranged in the flesh!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:37 PM

And thank YOU, Peg. I've got to remind myself to proofread. I don't think I met you "very at a...."

All the best for the new year.

-chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: MichaelAnthony
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:39 PM

East coast un-er here.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: JWR
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 01:50 PM

I can't tell from the converstation if there is a preferred state: "hooked" or "unhooked." However,hooked does sound painful. Perhaps its the choice of terms?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:11 PM

Thanks a lot Rick! I too can vouch for Peg. She sings beautifully, and, is a knock out to boot! Besides, she liked my rendition of Lonesome Robin. But, alas, she is so young...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Naemanson
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:11 PM

Well, having met Peg and sat next to her at Barry's party I can second the opinions expressed by chantyranger. It a shame since she never seems "...to meet anyone interesting, available, attractive and sane..." that I'm either not in her area or... *BG*

I seem to have frightened off Ms. Audi. If so, I apologize.

Still Unhooked

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Ribbit
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 02:15 PM

Getting "hooked" isn't so bad, it's the catch and release plan that seems to cause the pain. Thom

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: DougR
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 03:45 PM

Wheredjago, Audi? Warming up the scanner? We are waiting with (I hate to say it)baited breath for the specifications!

And a Happy New Year to all my Mudcat friends, even though you don't like my politics! (Thread creeping while Audi jumps back on board).

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: JWR
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 03:52 PM

Thom M: I have never figured out a very good plan for "catch and release"; tend to get mangled in the process.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 04:36 PM

That was not Sinsull...it was I, Kendall.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 04:45 PM

SINSULL and kendall...sharing a computer. Wow, I would have never guessed those two....

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 04:52 PM

LOL! Naemanson, no, you didn't frighten me off--I'm just enjoying the other posts. I do make a good audience, because I love to watch.

I didn't intend for this thread to be about me, and I am once-burned/twice-shy about advertising myself on the Internet. I will tell you that I am most assuredly female (hang on a sec.....yep, I just checked, and I still am)--and I love to flirt, but do I need to say that making real commitments is not my strength? Obviously I haven't commited to Mudcat, yet, either. (But thanks to everyone for your warm words--I'm not at all surprised to be asked to join up--you all are wonderful.)

I didn't mean to whine last night about my voice--one of my New Year's Gifts to myself is to buy some voice lessons. I'm old enough to know that attitude is 99% of the answer, and I hope that with some instruction, I'll buy some confidence. Then, perhaps, I'll feel equal to calling myself a Mudcattywoman--but it's a title I can't use lightly. Again I say you all are out of my league.

Now some facts for inquiring minds: I'm 5'6", 136 lbs, long bushy red hair, very adult but act very childlike very often, am not at all agist, my left breast is bigger (thanks so much for asking), unfortunately neither are big enough to drape over my guitar--my sister that got all the singing talent also got my share of those--LOL--and drapes them well--LOL--so I guess I'm a squisher! My favorite book is any one that I am reading at the time--I love books--for Christmas I bought myself "The Oxford Book of Humorous Prose" by Frank Muir and "Daughter of Fortune" by Isabel Allende (haven't started it yet). My favorite movie is "White Christmas", or it was last week--it changes constantly, too. My favorite song is too hard to pinpoint--I love so many--from the hilarious/bawdy to the skin-crawling/stomach-lifters. I find that it's not just the song that does it for me, but the combination of the song and the voice that usually blows me away. My favorite thing to do in all the world (even over music) is to laugh. Laughing is everything, to me, and so little time is truly devoted to it these days. It's the other reason I've enjoyed lurking at Mudcat. Otherwise, my only other memorable qualities are: 1. I don't have very good judgment at times (and so find it's often better for me to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post and remove all doubt (sorry, Oscar)) and, 2. as a result of my poor judgment and ready sense of humor, I tend to be a tad outrageous. LOL!

And now, I've probably said too much.

Oh, and DougR, I was going to scan my pussy for you--LOL--she's not hardly hairy at all--but decided that might not be the best judgment. (And, the SPCA might get me for it.) LOL! If you like, I'll scan my bushy hair?

LOL!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: wildlone
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 04:59 PM

Dave, hooked once now I live with my dear white haired mother, with my little dog,my music and a motorcycle
I can now get all the big boys toys.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peg
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:12 PM

kendall; thanks for clearing that up...I was confused for a minute! you do such a lovely rendition of that song, it haunts me still...

so young? hmm, I guess it is all relative! I feel comparatively "old" some days but usually am very thankful to be just the age I am...and still somewhat easy on the eyes to judge by these superlatives you gentlemen are using (blushing again)

Never met a nicer group of fellows than those guys at the Mudcat gathering in NH...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:14 PM

SINSULL, here. Worse than that,Matt, we occasionally share a cookie. For those who are thoroughly confused - I am female, not male; I have no ongoing vendetta against the NRA; And as much as I love Peg's singing, she is neither my type nor too young for me.
For the "Personals", I am single ( a chronic condition) with a son (25 and on his own - almost). Brown hair, brown eyes, large breasts. 53 going on 14. Over educated (MA in Classical Languages), underpayed (selling networking hardware), have travelled the world and always ended up in NYC though despite Midchuck's anti-NY comments I am neither a bad person nor a mass murderer. Orson Welles is my idea of sexy so all of you bemoaning your portly demeanor, come visit the Big Apple and be appreciated.
I bake but hate to cook making the culinary Kendall the ideal host. He cooks; I clean. Now if Matt were only thirty years older and 50 pounds heavier...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:16 PM

AUDI!!!! You are BAD!!!! Wanna know something? I weight less than you and I'm 2 inches taller! Scary...I must be a beanpole!!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peg
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:18 PM

Naemanson...hmm, which of those were you referring to? the sane part? ;)

peg

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:35 PM

Matt...have you ever heard the old saying, What happens when you assume"? answer..You make an ASS of U and ME..I take great pride in the fact that not all of my friends are men.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:43 PM

What do you mean, SINSULL?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:45 PM

Sorry if that was insulting to anyone's weight...I was just playing off the fact that I am severely underweight. Never mind. I need to go off and be depressed more. Later.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: blt
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:48 PM

Well, this feels like a big risk, but I'm wondering if anyone else out there--statistically, it should be at least one out of ten--is, like myself, of the lesbian persuasian, indeed, more than persuaded, or is this a primarily heterosexual land?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:50 PM

I wasn't insulted, Matt!! I laughed--I'm about 10 lbs overweight and it's my biggest ass-et--LOL!!!

Don't go off and be depressed--you were the first to seduce me into posting here at Mudcat, and I lick you for it!!!

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:51 PM

I cant comment on how many here are of the Lesbian persuation, but, I can say that we are mostly liberal.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:51 PM

DARN TYPO!!! I mean, of course, I LIKE you for it, Matt. ;)

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Bernard
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:52 PM

Erm, hello!

I've been 'unhooked' for raaather a long time - not so much 'on the shelf', more 'right at the back of the cupboard'...!!

Okay, I had a 'fling' about two years ago, but when it went wrong it damn near killed me...

I've two children - daughter (with a 'bump') aged 23, and son aged 19, but my missus left about 14 years ago for reasons best not discussed here...

So at 52 I'm unhooked, unhinged, and un-everything!!

I did discover, however, that I'm not overweight after all. I'm just not tall enough!

(blicky)

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 05:55 PM

I thought that was a Freudian slip!! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: flattop
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 06:08 PM

You mean a Freudian slipper?

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 06:11 PM

Well, I know of 2 'Catters who are of the lesbian persuasion, but neither of them have visited in several months. But who knows, they may be still lurking.

Typo my foot!! Wow, I'm honored...I find it a bit unusual that my idiotic posts would inspire ANYONE to post.

And I have to be depressed. Feeling happy right now would probably make me sicker than I already feel. And no music can help it, I don't feel like singing either. Only one song I play...over and over again. And over and over until this dark night of the soul gives way to the golden sunrise of the future.

--M

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 06:19 PM

Uh-oh! What's the song, Matt?

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 06:26 PM

"Hanging By a Moment" by Lifehouse.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:19 PM

Well, this is easy for me to say, I realize, but if you've got nothing left to lose, why don't you go running and crashing after her?

I'm serious. I'm not laughing.

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Bernard
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:23 PM

I'm 'hetero', but my missus wasn't.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:32 PM

Bernard,

I was afraid to ask the 'reasons best not discussed here'. I have been in the same boat with an different oar. "Extremely frustrating" is an understatement. No other word comes to mind except a catch-all profanity.

My sympathies.

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:33 PM

Audi, you don't know just how much I want to...

Bernard...been there, done that.

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Bernard
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:39 PM

Yeah, but I've got two children - and my son (19 yesterday) doesn't understand... she's his mother...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:47 PM

Blt, I'm a lesbian.....

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 07:57 PM

Trapped in a man's body...

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Bernard
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:05 PM

Me too!!

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: rangeroger
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:15 PM

Amergin, you beat me to it.I also love women.

I am unhooked. Just me and Shredder the cat.

rr

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 08:19 PM

Audi, you sound like a blast! You better sign up as a member here, o witty one. On the other hand, you'll be getting PM's up the wazoo and out the zoowah from your growing harem of male admirers. :-)

-chanteyranger

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 09:17 PM

Sounds like the chanteyranger's a bit infatuated himself.....

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 09:26 PM

ROFL!!!

WOW. You make me almost ready to rip in! How kinky do I seem when I say that lesbians trapped in men's bodies sound like a lot of fun to me! LOL!

Not to mention that wazoo and zoowah stuff, Chanteyranger (is that a bee-bop chorus? I bet I can pick it up pretty quick!)

Y'all are the blast of fun! Sooooo much laughter....I just love it.

Audi

Subject: RE: BS: UnHooked Mudcatters, Post Here!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Dec 00 - 09:26 PM

Here's a link to part 2 of this thread....click here