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BS: Unhooked Catter's 2

Bernard 06 Jan 01 - 01:03 PM
DougR 06 Jan 01 - 12:24 PM
Audi 06 Jan 01 - 09:54 AM
Naemanson 06 Jan 01 - 09:46 AM
Matt_R 06 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM
Naemanson 06 Jan 01 - 09:18 AM
Audi 06 Jan 01 - 07:40 AM
Amergin 06 Jan 01 - 03:23 AM
Peter Kasin 06 Jan 01 - 03:20 AM
DougR 05 Jan 01 - 05:12 PM
Greyeyes 05 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM
Matt_R 05 Jan 01 - 03:46 PM
Lepus Rex 05 Jan 01 - 03:42 PM
GUEST 05 Jan 01 - 03:40 PM
Naemanson 05 Jan 01 - 03:18 PM
Amergin 05 Jan 01 - 01:32 PM
Naemanson 05 Jan 01 - 12:55 PM
GUEST,chanteyranger 05 Jan 01 - 12:21 PM
Matt_R 05 Jan 01 - 11:47 AM
Naemanson 05 Jan 01 - 10:14 AM
Audi 05 Jan 01 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,Audi 05 Jan 01 - 09:52 AM
GUEST,Audi 05 Jan 01 - 09:51 AM
Matt_R 05 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM
Naemanson 05 Jan 01 - 06:17 AM
Audi 05 Jan 01 - 05:52 AM
Audi 05 Jan 01 - 05:45 AM
Peter Kasin 05 Jan 01 - 12:03 AM
DougR 04 Jan 01 - 11:29 PM
kendall 04 Jan 01 - 09:33 PM
GUEST,Audi 04 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM
Matt_R 04 Jan 01 - 08:27 PM
kendall 04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM
Naemanson 04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM
Matt_R 04 Jan 01 - 05:32 PM
Naemanson 04 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM
Matt_R 04 Jan 01 - 05:05 PM
Bernard 04 Jan 01 - 04:48 PM
kendall 04 Jan 01 - 03:47 PM
Naemanson 04 Jan 01 - 03:13 PM
Matt_R 04 Jan 01 - 03:08 PM
pict 04 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM
GUEST,Audi 04 Jan 01 - 02:13 PM
Naemanson 04 Jan 01 - 01:24 PM
Amergin 04 Jan 01 - 12:13 PM
Jock Morris 04 Jan 01 - 12:09 PM
pict 04 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM
Jock Morris 04 Jan 01 - 11:04 AM
Peg 04 Jan 01 - 10:42 AM
GUEST,Audi 04 Jan 01 - 10:26 AM

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Subject: Doing my bit...
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 01:03 PM

Time for part 3?

It's getting very big...


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:24 PM

Not me! Bonnie Parker had red hair, didn't she? Six months, eh? We'll see. :>) DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:54 AM

LOL! Naemanson...gee, was it something I said?

I KNEW if I started revealing more of myself I would drive people away!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:46 AM

Oh, I thought it was the eraser marks on the monitor screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM

Yo Brett, you should have ran when you decided to throw punches at THIS redhead too!! We are nasty people!!!

How can you tell if a redhead has been using the computer?

The hammer is still imbedded in the monitor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:18 AM

Oooohhh Nooooo, she's a redhead! Run for the hills, guys!

OK guys, she's all yours. I hereby leave off my efforts and wish you all well. I am definitely a low rent kind of guy and cannot keep up with class and wit. [sigh] I guess I'll take my act off to pursue a blonde somewhere else. Any blonde's out there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:40 AM

Chanteyranger! That did it for me! Call me at 1-900-GoodtimeAudi!!!

I love to feel the ooze between my toes that comes from dancing in cow pastures in acid rain! It makes me sing, "I Ride an Old Paint" (but I don't mind if you are a young whipsnapper)!

I love the squeek of fine quality Naugahyde as we are grooving to Larry Welk and blowing bubbles at each other! It's even better with a background smell of old socks.

I love to travel to exotic places, too, and I have vacationed at Beaver Dam, TX, Cox City, OK, and Hogeye, AR! (I've never been to Fresno, but I saw the movie.)

McDonald's is my favorite kind of plastic to put a torch to, and the stench sends me to burger bliss! French-fried muggles are supreme!

In short, I am so glad I have found a soul mate out of this perfect dud of a thread!!!

Now, put down that six-pack, get a smelly t-shirt on, and call me! (I hope you have good credit...)

;)

Audi

(P.S. DougR--I recognize that third challenge...but the last thing I need right now is seriousness. I act fast, but I am really a slow go. However, I shall NOT forget your taunt, and you will pay! I will have your apology within 6 months! Never challenge an obsessive, outrageous redhead...!) ;)


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:23 AM

Hey Chantey, got some cousin/aunts/sisters who might be interested....


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:20 AM

...and now, to reveal my irresistable romantic side:

I offer long walks in acid rain, blowtorch-lit dinners at McDonald's, my summer villa in Fresno, vacations to Intercourse, PA., and Needles, CA. We settle on my plastic covered couch to watch Lawrence Welk videos, then leap out the door to dance barefoot in cow pastures....


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:12 PM

Nope, Audi, no apology yet. You haven't told us quite enough about yourself to satisfy this oldtimer.

Glad you joined up though.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Greyeyes
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM

Dick Dale - king of the surf guitar, even heard of him in the UK. Matt should definitely check him out.

Incidentally, I also am "unhooked", 'tho at the moment I prefer it that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:46 PM

Like we don't know who GUEST is!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:42 PM

You deleted your cookie for THAT?

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:40 PM

Hmmm. Perhaps we should ask Max how HE feels about his Forum being used as a matching-making/personals vehicle?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:18 PM

I guess I might as well include my won particulars. I am 48, living in Maine, divorced father of two girls. I am lightheaded, er, lightHEARTED, enjoy many different pursuits. I am not chased, er, chaste.

You can find pictures of me and my profile in the resources section.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 01:32 PM

Well, I'm not quite ready to jump back into the pool yet, but here goes.....

I am 26, male, am currently in training to do tech support for an isp, I write poetry and am told I am not too bad at it, I like to sing, I love music (guess that's why I'm here), I like to cuddle, hold hands, walk, talk, listen, read my poetry, cook.....and a few other things....

Amergin


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:55 PM

That's him! I listened to that interview and realized just how likable that guy was. They caught him as he was going in to hear his kid's class sing Christmas carols and you could hear his excitement in his voice. They even taped a little of the concert he was listening to. The kids were pretty good.

He apparently includes an unplugged selection in his conserts too. I need to hear more of this guy, preferably on my own stereo so I can turn down the volume. He's loud!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,chanteyranger
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:21 PM

Dick Dale - one of the founding fathers of surfer rock. He developed a guitar style that became identified with the surfer sound. He was creating that sound way before the Beach Boys hit the big time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:47 AM

Hmmm...never heard of him...

Welcome newcatter Audi! You are now granted all the rights and priviledges of a full member! Heh heh I think it's snog time!!!

She can really do the Brontosaurus
And she can scream the Heeby-Jeeby for us
You know she can rock, she can do it
Do it do it do it!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 10:14 AM

Then let me be the first to welcome Audi to the fold. May you long enjoy your association with this bunch of nutters.

And watch out for the kid. He plays at being innocent but...

BTW, Matt, last week I heard a report and interview with a rocker, Dick Dale(?), whose stuff sounded pretty good to me. You have any more info on him? He's been doing the rock stuff since the late 50's but I hadn't heard of him before this. They say he's the fastest hardest picker on stage. He shreds his fingers and his picks and blasts more decibels than anyone else. (exaggerations, I'm sure) He himself explained that he has to use the heaviest gauge strings to get through half a concert without breaking a string.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 09:55 AM

There we go?

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 09:52 AM

Argh! Now a member, but doesn't know how to make it work yet--ROFL!!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 09:51 AM

LOL! And Audi is now a member.

So eat your fast one, Naemanson!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 09:34 AM

It suuuuure ain't! It's a little 50's injectected rocker called "California Man". Ask Jon Freeman about it! He knows!

Get that real guitar boy shakin'
I'm a California man
Dance right on till the floors are breaking
I'm a California man!!

And ME putting you on? Never!!!

Oh, and Audi is from right here in the Southern U.S.! Read past posts man...get some background information!!!

And if the band stops playing
There's a jukebox in the hall
With your blue dress on
And your folks all gone
You'll sure give the guys a ball!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 06:17 AM

Chanteyranger, you are right, of course. I am having fun even though I suspect our friend Audi is pulling a fast one. I'm sure Matt is doing the same. We are all experienced in the intricacies of the internet and know that who you see on the screen ain't necessarily who's sitting at the other keyboard. And we are more suspicious with her/his reluctance to provide any information about him/herself.

Besides, it isn't as though I have any plans to meet up with this person in 3d-land. Audi probably lives on the left coast or midwest. Or maybe even in some foreign land like Florida. (From the phrasing of the language in his/her posts I am guessing we're dealing with a United Statesian.) I am more than willing to travel as far as New Hampster to make music with new friends on a regular basis but farther than that is a special event.

And now, back to the fantasy. Our hero, having just been dealt severe blows by the young upstart from North Carolina, is resting and exchanging pleasant insults with his opponent. Our hero has been damged but he isn't out of the running. The Kid, far from looking damaged, has slipped a CD into his portable player and is dancing to some energetic music. To gauge by what is slipping out past his earphones it certainly ain't old time fiddle and banjo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:52 AM

Thank you, chanteyranger--I have such a hard time gleaning things from posts. I like your list.

:)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Audi
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:45 AM

LOL! DougR! That's twice you've challenged me--and I can't help but try and meet a challenge.

It's against my better judgment, but I freely admit I don't have good judgment to begin with.

Now, you'd better apologize.

I am for real. But I am also real skittish.

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:03 AM

I haven't yet mentioned anything about me, other than what can be gleaned from reading my posts, so here's a few basics:

47, Park Ranger, fiddler (Scottish and Irish music), chantey singer, loves to dance, cook, see movies, listen to folk, jazz, classical, classic motown, rock, to mention just a few activities, values honesty and tact in dealing with people, would like to start a family, loves a good laugh, gives and receives a good candlelight massage......well, that's enough for now!

-chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: DougR
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 11:29 PM

I still think Audi may be having a great time at all the horny men on the Mudcat's expense. Have at it, though, guys. One never knows, does one? Where there is a spark, there is hope of fire.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 09:33 PM

We are very literal up here. There is an old story..an "outsider" asks a native, "Have you lived in Maine all your life"? native says "Not yet".


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM

LOL! The hardwoods are best, Matt! Teak polishes up very nicely, with hand-rubbing and lots of oil. ;)

Naemanson, I do like to watch a skilled fighter in action! You do seem to know all the moves! LOL!

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:27 PM

Um kendall, did you hit your head on the porch again?? I'm 22 for your information, and the last time I checked, you don't have to be ready to die to use the word "most of my life".

AND Brett, I'm made of teak!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM

You have lived most of your life in the south? You are only 21, does this mean you are about to die?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 08:06 PM

Yeah, well, once I get my breath back we'll see about cutting Big Lumber down to little splinters!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 05:32 PM

Hey Brett...you know you're sitting on my Big Lumber? He's getting pretty mad...


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM

Matt, you are good people and I don't want to fight with you but no woman would be impressed with any men who won't fight over her so put 'em up! let's go! Coupla rounds with Marquis Of Queensbury rules.

I lash out with my chin and hit you in the right fist. Then in a lightning move I lash out with my left eye to impact on your left fist. A quick break apart and then it's my stomach to the top of your head and my newly loosened teeth to you right fist again.

I've got you on the ropes now, boy. You ready to give up?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 05:05 PM

Hey Brett, I ain' trying to muscle in on your territory! I'm trying to horn in on Audi's territory!

Besides, I'm the best of both worlds, the Yankee who's lived in the South almost all his life!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Bernard
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 04:48 PM

Troupes? Squads? SIDES, please!!

We Morris people are a pernickety lot!!

BTW, I'm in a MIXED side, so not quite that pernickety!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: kendall
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 03:47 PM

Dear Abby dear Abby .....


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 03:13 PM

Was that big limber or big lamber? *BG*

Careful Audi, the kid's trying to muscle in on my territory! Look in the photo pages to decide which of us you'd prefer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 03:08 PM

Ah yes...the toast warm wood in the morning.

You know my nickname in the ECU School of Art woodshop is "Big Lumber"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: pict
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 02:23 PM

Jock consider me educated I didn't know that there was any morris dancing in Scotland ever and 5 squads no less.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 02:13 PM

Awe, Naemanson. I'm always amazed at the seductive power of words--and you wield your power very well.

You've created a pleasing mental picture in two simple sentences.

Thank you.

:)

Audi


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Naemanson
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 01:24 PM

Oh ho, Amergin, you can't get me to spill the beans that easily. I know the real Amergin is a man but some of the Joe Clones aren't and may be using his cookie to learn our deepest secrets.

And Audi, morning wood is my favorite too. Morning sunlight on her hair and frost on the window really stokes up my wood stove.


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Amergin
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 12:13 PM

And what secrets are those, Naemanson? That we are actually more sensitive than we like to admit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 12:09 PM

Aye Pict, and it's not a new thing up here either. Morris dancing was common up the East coast of Scotland until the reformation, then John Knox decided it was too much fun and banned it. The oldest surviving Morris costume is in Perth museum. There are now five Morris sides in Scotland (ok, one's a rapper side).

Scott


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: pict
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM

Morris dancing in Scotland????


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Jock Morris
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 11:04 AM

Peg,

Sadly my Morris side, Jenny Geddes Clog Morris, is sorely lacking in dancers at the moment and our one musician is ill (multiple allergy). At this rate we'll be lucky to get out at all this coming summer. Last year we were lucky to get out more than once a month. Only weekends away we got were a few of us moonlighting with Silhill Morris from Birmingham.

WE NEED MORE DANCERS!

Scott


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: Peg
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 10:42 AM

Jock; I have never been to Scotland but would love to see it one day. I will certainly get in touch if my travels ever take me there...do you perform regularly with your Morris troupe?


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Subject: RE: BS: Unhooked Catter's 2
From: GUEST,Audi
Date: 04 Jan 01 - 10:26 AM

LOL!! Thanks for the warning, Naemanson, I know I loved to watch when I was a child.....I'll try to make my posts so obscure that only the most childish adults (like myself) can interpret them--but you'll know where I'm coming from (or do I need to show you?). ;)

(I'm in the heart of the South, and in a perpetual state of laughter, btw.)

Matt! Surely after this thread, you know that calling me 'bad' justs feeds my fire! (Speaking of which, morning wood is my favorite kind of fuel...) ;)

Audi


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