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YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II

hesperis 10 Jan 01 - 12:34 PM
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Subject: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:34 PM

Since the LATEST thread in this series is now over 100, here is the sequel.

Have your silly arguments with GUEST's. Post your silly references to posts of any kind. Limericks, silly poems, puns, and stuff about hamsters (NOT "hampsters"!!!) are welcome.

Have a COMPLETE lack of good taste, constraint, and self-control.

Go at it. Be that way. See if I care!

~*sirepseh*~

Oh yeah, and here's the previous one!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM

Avast, ye scalliwags! For a limited time only, funny picture (warning! politically incorrect!) at this blicky: blicky

Alex


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:41 PM

Hey LH, wasn't the "Hamp" the nickname for one of the Japanese Zeros? The green ones...AM62's...?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM

MT - LOL!!!! Keep it up for a while, ok? Hawkster's in Toronto right now, and I want him to see that!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:58 PM

Don't worry, Hesp, it's usually months between purgings of my web page, if not years. I have to have some really big project I really don't want to do before I go and spend that much time looking through my archives to determine what is or isn't used in my site.

Speaking of which I need to go change the copyright dates on all my pages. Bleh.

Alex


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Naemanson
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 02:07 PM

Mousethief, that picture was politically CORRECT!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 02:22 PM

I didn't realize he was a twin....I learn so much here on Mudcat!!

Frank


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 04:12 PM

AAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!

That's our next president!

Now I'm really going to have to move to Canada!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 04:19 PM

Hey GUEST From Previous Thread...

Beauty, eh?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 05:54 PM

I got fed up posting to the last one of these.... you won't catch me posting to the new one.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 05:57 PM

You say that now, Rizla. But we'll be watching for you, and if you show up in the new thread, we'll know.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:07 PM

I'll use a different name...like rizla the blue. That will fool you.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:10 PM

You wouldn't be so sneaky, would you?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:12 PM

No I wouldn't!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM

Pfshew. Thank goodness.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM

Priceless pictures, Alex. Uncanny...they could be twins.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:16 PM

Am I the hijacker or what? bwahahaha.

Alex


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM

Okay, I give up...which one is the real chimp?

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I think we've discovered the missing link at last.

I am back from an enjoyable visit to see musical friends Jen & Eric play at the Tranzac Club in Toronto, evening hosted by folk legend Norm Hacking, with a surprise appearance by Bob Snider (who is hilarious) and one of the guys from The Arrogant Worms (equally hilarious, if not more so...). A great set by Glen Hornblast too!

I also got to do 2 of my songs, and there were about 10 other acts. What a night!

Jen & Eric were great as always...they call their act Like Water, which means free-flowing and adaptable, I guess...

Nice to be back on the Cat...(no smart cracks, Spaw!!!)

- LH

p.s. Matt - The "Hamp" was actually the A6M3 version, with clipped wings (to improve the rate of roll). They simply removed the folding wingtips normally used for carrier operations, and faired over the shortened wings on the ends, resulting in a shorter wingspan and an increased roll rate, with some reduction in other performance features. The Hamp was seen in all schemes... light grey/with black cowling (early scheme), dappled green blotches over grey, and solid green upper surfaces too, with the yellow leading edge recognition markings. It looks kind of odd with the clipped wings, and they later went back to the round wingtips, thankfully.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: SeanM
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:48 PM

101 things I can't resist posting... And it's actually (almost) on topic. It's Meg Davis's page...

Hamster Planet.

Note that I didn't say it was her music home page. That's here.

M


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:56 PM

hmmmm...Ronnie Reagan once starred in a movie with a chimp..."Bedtime for Bonzo",,,now that was..... let's see, about 50 years ago....and Bush is how old?...It's absolutely amazing what a little training can do!...


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 07:39 PM

LUSTY YOUNG SMITH

A lusty young smith at his vise stood a filing,
His hammer laid by but his forge still aglow,
When to him a buxom young damsel came smiling
and asked if to work at her forge he would go.
With a jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle,
With a jingle, bang jingle, bang jingle, hi ho!
"I will," said the smith, and they went off together
Along to the young damsel's forge they did go,
They stripped to go to it, 'twas hot work and hot weather;
She kindled a fire and she soon made him blow.

Chorus

Her Husband, she said, no good work could afford her;
His strength and his tools were worn out long ago.
The smith said, "Well mine are in very good order,
And now I am ready my skill for to show

Chorus

Red hot grew his iron, as both did desire
and he was to wise not to strike while 'twas so.
Quoth she, "What I get, I get out of the fire,
Then prithee, strike hard and redouble the blow."

Chorus

Six times did his iron, by vigorous heating
Grow soft in the forge in a minute or so,
And often was hardened, still beating and beating,
But each time it softened it hardened more slow.

Chorus

The smith then would go; quoth the dame, full of sorrow,
"Oh, what would I give, could my husband do so!
Good lad, with your hammer come hither tomorrow
But, pray, can't you use it one more, ere you go?"

Chorus


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: GUEST,flattop
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 07:47 PM

The Hawkster goes away and I'm not there to fill in so hessy laughing asks the mouster if he can keep it up? Is it girls like that who give Orillia a bad name or do I need more sleep?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 11:15 PM

You need more sleep.

Majorly.

Go watch a Dracula Movie, and pay particular attention to the hypnotism parts... "ziou are gettinge sleeepierrr and sleeeeeepierrr..."


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 11:34 AM

So I went to a restaurant and asked if I they had a non-laughing section.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: sophocleese
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 12:12 PM

don't tell me...They put you near the kitchen right?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 12:19 PM

Well they did but then I had to ask if they had a section for people who didn't want to sing happy birthday.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: sophocleese
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 12:21 PM

So now you were near the Gents?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 12:31 PM

Okay, like, I wannta know why I'm, like, not spussed to post to this thread, eh? As if! So whose gonna stop me, eh? I can if I want to.

So, flattop, whoever you are, I'm like goin' downtonw in Blind River to get a brewski, know what I mean? And I don't, like, see any places here with a non-laughing section. Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I'm real good at spotting stupid ideas, eh? So is my brother, except when they are his own, which is pretty well every time if you ask me.

You could just like where a bag over your head and that way if you start to laugh then nobody will notice. I figure your half in the bag already, anyway. Ha! Ha! Funny, eh?

This place has got a loota dumb jokes in it I'd half to say...that's why I like it. I am thinkin about joining up, but I'm not that easy, eh?

I'm gonna play hard to get for awhile and think it over.

Anybody got the score on last night's hockey?

Okay, I gotta go now, eh? Nature just called. You really wanted to know that, didn't you! See ya later, eh?

- Blind Drunk in Blind River


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 01:43 PM

Don't fall into the North Channel, BDiBR.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 06:04 PM

hey!! It's magic!! Don't believe me? click here to be amazed


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Snuffy
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 07:06 PM

Six out of six, Bill. That's awesome!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: sophocleese
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 08:52 PM

WOW!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: John Routledge
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 09:04 PM

Got me the first three times! Well thought out.

Cheers GB


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 09:20 PM

That guy's even better than he thinks. Not only did mycard disappear, all of the other ones in the first screen did to! Simply amazing!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 09:26 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 10:29 PM

yeah..it got me like 8 times in a row...even when I picked the same one 3 times in a row...then switched suddenly...

I may start to 'believe'


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Troll
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 10:42 PM

I want to thank all of you for your comments re: mousethiefs first post (you know. The photos)
I had no idea that the chimp was supposed to represent George Bush> I thought he had published a group of photos of Bush with Democrats mimicing his expressions.
Thanks again for saving me from what could have been a potentially embarassing faux pas.

troll


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 10:50 PM

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 01 - 11:16 PM

LOLOLOL.....you like that one, 'spaw?..here is one just for you...for warning those you love in dangerous times


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 01:06 AM

Any time, troll.

Carol


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 01:12 AM

Hey, Bill D...

Can you get that in a G-string?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 10:41 AM

Carol...yep, but you have to have the message put on in VERY tiny letters by Irish linen makers, and then you must be SO close to read it, that it is self-defeating...but, your choice.(Is this for you, or for some unsuspecting 'friend? *wink*)


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 03:59 PM

Bill D, I don't have any unsuspecting friends. They learned to look out for me from a long way off many years ago.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bert
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM

Good comeback Troll. You seem too smart to be a Republican!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 04:56 PM

Actually, it's a little known fact that virtually all apes resident in the USA are Democrats. That's because almost no ape is stupid enough to vote Republican!

Oook! Ooook! Ooook! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!

Har! Har! (just joking, okay?)

- LH


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Bert
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 05:01 PM

Wotchit LH, just you wait!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 12 Jan 01 - 05:45 PM

So, what happened to the LIMERICKS?

There was a young maid from Marete,
Who got very skilled with her feet.
But so sad to say,
When they're running away,
Nice men are just too hard to meet.

LOL!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Jan 01 - 04:50 PM

hesperis, your limerick reminds me of another young maid who was very skilled with feet... not her own, though...

THE ROBBER GIRL

Come listen a while and I'll tell you a story
of three merry gentlemen riding along
They met a fair maiden and unto her did say,
"We're afraid this cold morning might
do you some harm."

"Oh no, kind sir," said the maid, "you're mistaken
to think this cold morning might do me some harm.
Yet there is one thing I crave,
and it lies twixt your legs sir
if you give me that it will keep me warm."

"Oh since you do crave it, my dear you shall have it,
if you'll come with me under yonder green tree.
oh since you do crave it, my dear you shall have it,
I'll make these two gentlemen witness to thee."

The gentleman lighted and straight way she mounted,
and looking the gentlemen hard in the face,
said, "ye knew not my meaning,
you wrong understood me."
and away she went galloping down the long lane.

"Come gentleman lend me one of your horses,
that I might ride after her down the long lane.
If I over-take her, I warrant I'll make her
return unto me my own horse again."

This young maid was watching,
she saw them a-coming,
She instantly then took her pistol in hand,
said, "doubt not my skill,
or it's you I shall kill
and I'll have you stand back
or you are a dead man."

"Oh why do you spend all your time here in talking,
oh why do you spend all of your time here in vain?
Come give her a penny, it's what she deserves,
and I warrant she'll give you your horse back again."

"Oh no, kind sir," said the maid, you're mistaken,
for if it's his loss than it is my gain,
and you are a witness that he gave it to me."
And away she went galloping over the plain.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Troll
Date: 13 Jan 01 - 11:04 PM

bert, I was gonna be a Democrat but I couldn't pass their test. I was doin' ok until they found out that I could read and write.

troll


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 01 - 07:48 PM

Geez! Those are stringent requirements, Troll. In Canada all ya gotta do is count backwards from 10 and down a six-pack...whichever happens first, eh?

I'm sure glad that we don't have Democrats or Republicans up here. It's already a mess as it is! :-)

- LH


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: harpmolly
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 05:09 PM

Bill D--Holy bloody moly! How the hell did you do that???


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Matt_R
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:16 PM

All this talk about girls with talented feet is making me kinda hot!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:26 PM

Open a window, Matt. It'll pass.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 08:28 PM

(Oops. That's the advice for menopausal women.)

Take a cold shower, Matt. It'll pass.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: rangeroger
Date: 15 Jan 01 - 10:21 PM

Where am I?

Now,when I need me.

rr


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 05:43 PM

The Dodge Colt looked great on Monday night under the street lights so I put down a deposit. Tuesday I get a certified cheque and go to settle up. The car same looked a lot worse in daylight. Forget the deposit, no deal. Now I'm worried about my eyes. I may have to get a seeing eye pitbull.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 06:00 PM

You and rangeroger both, flattop. Maybe you can share.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 18 Jan 01 - 12:58 PM

If we had two more, we could each pull his leg until he got cross.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 18 Jan 01 - 07:36 PM

Pull whose leg, flatso?

BTW, there will be Dancing on Jan 25th, from 7-10, usual place. Consider yourself invited.

Matt- everything gets you hot!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Matt_R
Date: 18 Jan 01 - 07:43 PM

Well, not EVERYTHING. Hehe hehe but toes do. LOL!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 12:41 PM

Aren't you going to invite my friend Matt this time, hessy? What about my other mudcat friends or is this going to be a cliquey cha-cha.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: TamthebamfraeScotland
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM

I saw that picture of George 'wanker' Bush. and I feel sorry for all those people who voted for him.

Thank God I live in Scotland, and we don't a leader like him. If anything goes wrong in America while he is in control then god help you all. Tom


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 01:00 PM

Thanks for the prayers, O chewer of omnibi, but if he really messes up, y'all will likely feel it too.

Alex


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 01:17 PM

Sorry hesperis, I didn't answer the question. The pitbull's leg of course. What were you thinking? Do you want a leg?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 09:55 PM

She already has all the legs she can handle...

- LH


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 19 Jan 01 - 10:56 PM

Fine. I MEANT: "consider yourselves invited"! And that is not referring to you as the "Royal We", flatso, because *I* am the Royal one around here. *Sheesh!*


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: TamthebamfraeScotland
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 06:24 AM

I can Imagine George W. Bush, in the whitehouse, and saying to one of his advisors, what's this red button do.

Boom, up goes the world .

Thanks for getting him into the whitehouse folks, How couldn't you get Al Gore in instead. Because George w Bush is a madman.

He doesn't know most of anythin outside of America.

As I say God help us all.

Mind you we here in Britain have Tony Blair, and he's a right traitor to his country which is Scotland because he was born here and yet he supports England and tries to tell us here in Scotland how to Run our lives.

Up the Scottish National Party.

Tom


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 06:39 AM

So how do you really feel about him, Busbitter?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: rangeroger
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 11:46 AM

Yeah,but how can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywhere at all?

rr


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: TamthebamfraeScotland
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 12:13 PM

I think that Tony Blair is a Traitor to the Labour Party movement, when he and his friends in power, have just took on the Tories policies and just kept them.

Myself and the s.n.p. want a free Scotland, we don't Westminster telling us the poeple of Scotland what to do in our own Country.

For years Westminster have been telling us that the Scots are to Poor and Stupid when it comes to Freedom, however they are the ones who take Scottish Oil, Scottish Fishing and anything else that's Scottish, and we in Scotland doesn't get a penny from them. It's us The Scots who keep Westminster in Power.

That's why they won't let Scotland go, Scotland is the one of the Richest countries in the world and yet her people never get to share the wealth.

So I can't wait until our day will come when we can throw off the Westminster yoke once and for all. And that goes for all the other unionist parties as well.

Tom


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: flattop
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 01:18 PM

I trust, hesperis, that everyone realizes that you are suffering a bout of ironchitis. The truth is that you are a gentle and gracious dance instructor. The one night that I danced with you and Little Hawk I learned more about circle dancing than I learned the rest of my life. Shuffle step left, shuffle step right, sway, sway. You played great music and when you laughed at me, you laughed ever so kindly. I don't yet know if I can make Jan 25th but if any mudcatters are in the neighbourhood on that date and interested, PM hessy for details of the location which is someone else's house on a different street.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 20 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM

Ironchitis???!!

Actually, I've had the allergy treatment for iron, and am able to assimilate it just great now.

(Thanks for the testimonial though.)


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: TamthebamfraeScotland
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 07:26 AM

I know that I shouldn't be political.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 08:03 AM

I know what you mean, rangeroger. Maybe we'd better call the electrician or someone like him.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 08:07 PM

Casting call: WANTED! Limericks or puns.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Matt_R
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 08:19 PM

Lorrie Bobbitt toon an axe
And gave John's willie 40 whacks
When she saw what she had done
She smiled and said "Well THAT was fun!"


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 09:04 PM

Close enough, I guess.....


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Matt_R
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 09:08 PM

Well damn I'm sorry. Maybe I should stick to art after all.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 11:10 PM

Oh, was that your first try? (Sorry.)


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Jan 01 - 04:54 AM

The more it snows, tiddley-pom
The more it goes, tiddley-pom
The more it goes, tiddley-pom...on snowing

Nobody knows, tiddley-pom
How cold my toes, tiddley-pom
How cold my toes, tiddley-pom...are growing

--Winnie-ther-pooh


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM

Hmmm. WYSIWYG said she posted a limerick... but I can't find it. And I can't process her non-application without it. Somebody help me out here?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 02:12 PM

Hesp.. Maybe it would help to remind us all exactly what a limerick *is*. ::grin:: (hopefully that'll give me time to think one up.)

~ Jande


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 02:33 PM

Okay... testing the waters here

There once was a forum called Mudcat where musical types there and all that delighted themselves without help from elves with a sharp wit and charm no-one scorned at

I'm a mite rusty... anyone want to add to this one and keep it going? could be... interesting!

~ Jande


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 02:46 PM

Oops! LOL! forgot my "< B R >"s

There once was a forum called Mudcat
where musical types there and all that
delighted themselves
without help from elves
with a sharp wit and charm no-one scorned at

There.

(I know it's not ribbald enough, but like I said, I'm a bit rusty... )


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 02:54 PM

Ribbald? A bald frog?


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 02:55 PM

I like it, though. It's cute, even if it isn't ribald enough...


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:04 PM

A poster named Shard said he'd come
Which some found exceedingly dumb
While some found him spastic
Others thought him orgiastic
But Spaw started gently to hum.

Hmmm.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:08 PM

An Orillia boy, friend of our Hesperis
just couldn't decide on which vest were his
He tried 'em all on
but the one he did don
had a split from the waist to the wotsis

He put them all back in the drawer
'cept one that just fell to the floor
"Say! This one is mine!"
And his eyes they did shine
A musician who knew well the score!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:10 PM

Mousethief! Nice one. Ribbald, too! ;`)

~ Jande


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:23 PM

MT - good one!

Jande - change it to "man" instead of "boy" and it'll be about someone who's actually IN Orillia, ok? I don't know any "boys" here, unless you count flattop. (But you don't know flattop, do you?)


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:31 PM

Hesp...

You'd know infinitely more about that than I would...

~ Jande


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:41 PM

CarolC took the train to Orillia
so she'd have stuff to say that would thrillya
Spaw sulked and farted
once she'd departed,
a curmudgeon whose emissions could killya


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:05 PM

What is wrong with you people? Don't you realize you're not supposed to post to this thread? Let the dang thing die in peace, I say, or else shoot the critter! That's what the Duke would've done. Why, if there were more MEN like him alive these days, by God, we'd never have had Clinton in the White House! I just hope Dubya restores the honor of AY-Merica!

This is a MAN speakin' atcha here, not a boy!

ARRRRRRRGGHHH!!!!

- LH


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM

Attaboy, LH. You tell 'em.

Best way to make a thread die is to post to the thread asking people not to post to the thread. Discuss.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM

Jande - I love the latest one! But.... You still haven't applied! Pourquoi?

LH -Jande gets confuzzled sometimes. Don't mind her whem she does, ok?

MT- LOL!


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:29 PM

Arrrggghhh! Porquis? Porkers? I'll tell you pourquois. I got so caught up in the limerikking that I... um.. well... forgot! (goes with the coarse hairs)(see shower thread --hillarious!)

Please accept this and the previous rusty limericks as my application to the non-clique?

~ Jande


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:44 PM

Our non-clique is very prestigious and persnickety, and severely restricts its membership to a chosen few, I hope you realize...

- LH


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:58 PM

The few. The proud. The non-clique.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 05:46 PM

::aside to LH - I already talked to her about it on Yahoo Messenger, shhhhh!::


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: CarolC
Date: 30 Jan 01 - 04:49 AM

The folks in Orillia are gracious
Thier hearts are exceedingly spacious
They're funny and smart
(With ne'er a stray fart)
And they always sound very loquacious

(Help! My dictionary's in the U.S. and I'm in Canada. I can't remember how to spell loquacious!)


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 30 Jan 01 - 06:59 AM

I just wanted to tip the posts to this thread over the hundred mark and onto the dreaded 101. So now we'll have to start a new one.


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Subject: RE: YET MORE DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD - II
From: hesperis
Date: 17 Feb 01 - 08:54 PM

So, why didn't you start a new one? And why didn't fircat start a new one if she was that desperate for a fun thread...

and why did "Killing the Thread" disappear?!

.... the mystery continues.


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