Chat room

Subject: Chat room
From: Bert
Date: 30 Sep 97 - 10:11 AM

To the tune of "The Eton Boat Song"

There's no people here in the chat room
We're a group that's exclusive, but small
Why not come over and join us
There's nobody in here at all.

MORE VERSES NEEDED

Subject: RE: Chat room
From: Peter T.
Date: 30 Sep 97 - 10:14 AM

Perhaps it should be called the Cheshire Chat Room -- all smile, no chat. Yours, Peter