BS: Don't take this too seriously!!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 06:27 AM


Personal Profile for: KingBrilliant

Sex: Female
Living arrangement: family
What do you think about ouija boards?: shiver...
Your favourite TV show? Room 101
What's on your mouse pad? Telephone instructions
Favourite board games: not keen
Favourite magazines: Folk on Tap
Favourite smells: man-sweat
Worst feeling in the world: guilt
Best feeling in the world: lurve
Favourite CD: Eliza Carthy Red Rice
Do you get motion sickness? no
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? both
How many rings before you answer the phone? 5 or 6
Future sons name? won't be having one
Future daughter's name? one is enough...
Favourite foods: roast potatoes & gravy
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Oyster
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? love it
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? only toy ones...
What type was your first car: Sierra estate
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? An old blokie who wrote a gorgeously stroppy book on calculus in 1890 or so.
Favourite alcoholic drink: given up (but when not given up anything will do)
What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio
Who is your favourite poet? George Simms
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Mmmmmm
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Folk singer of course (I wish.....)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Ice blue & black (I did that once & it was stunning)
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? original paintings (dad's, Hamm's & picked up from junk shops), huge malasian kite (Mark's impulse buy), Hand-dyed, hand-spun, hand-woven length of cloth (Mark's waistcoat that he decided he didn't want me to make after all...), mirrors, tudor rose plaster thingy made by Hamm at school, batik splash-picture. Walls & ceiling in Hamm's bedroom are covered in camouflage netting. All walls have dirty handprints (oops).
Is the glass half empty or half full? OOOh, as full as it needs to be I believe.
Favourite movie(s): If (but it probably wouldn't be the same if I saw it again), Aliens, any Star Trek movie. Not really a movie-goer tho.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? ues
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? rake (or at least as skinny as...)
What's under your bed? Old clothes
What is your favourite number? 9
What is your dream car? My old BMC J4 camper van (since departed to a better mechanic...)
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Rugby & American wrestling.

Kris

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 06:54 AM

br> Personal Profile for: Roger the skiffler

Sex: Male (when I last looked)
Living arrangement: Married no kids
What do you think about ouija boards?: Rubbish
Your favourite TV show? Fawlty Towers
What's on your mouse pad? Mouse
Favourite board games: Hate 'em
Favourite magazines: BBC Wildlife
Favourite smells: Mrs S.
Worst feeling in the world: Monday mornings
Best feeling in the world: 5pm Fridays
Favourite CD: Make it an LP: Satch plays Fats
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Too long since I rode one
How many rings before you answer the phone? Hope She will answer it-it's always for Her
Future sons name? Too late now
Future daughter's name? Ditto
Favourite foods: Anything, especially fish
Chocolate or vanilla? Choc
Favourite ice cream? Caramel
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? No
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
What type was your first car: Mini
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Dead:Louis Armstrong Live: Lonnie Donegan
Favourite alcoholic drink: Not enough space! Greek brandy (3-star)
What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio apparently.
Who is your favourite poet? Alexander Pope
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Dunno, retirement looks tempting.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Grey/mouse seems OK for the moment
Have you ever been in love? Still am (after 30 years- aaaah!)
What is on your walls in your room? Landscape prints.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half-empty (but I'll have a top-up, thanks.)
Favourite movie(s): Some like it hot;Casablanca;The Producers
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Eh?
What's under your bed? Fluff (OK, dear I'll vacuum tomorrow)
What is your favourite number? Eh?
What is your dream car? Anything with a chauffeur
Favourite sport(s)to watch: rugby
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Gervase
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 09:30 AM


Personal Profile for: Gervase

Sex: Bloke
Living arrangement: Complex – flat in London in the week, rented place on Hertfordshire farm at weekends.
What do you think about ouija boards?: No strong feelings on way or t'other, but they can upset some people.
Your favourite TV show? I hardly ever watch the TV, so none really.
What's on your mouse pad? Crumbs, and an ad for an online media company.
Favourite board games: Chess, Scrabble
Favourite magazines: New Statesman.
Favourite smells: Toast, women's armpits.
Worst feeling in the world: Appendicitis (luckily a one-off) and hangovers. Being in Love
Best feeling in the world: See above.
Favourite CD: Beethoven 4 last quartets.
Do you get motion sickness? Never.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Love 'em.
How many rings before you answer the phone? Just one or two if I'm nearby.
Future sons name? Another one?! Never! The one I've got is called Dominic.
Future daughter's name? See above – and it's Kate.
Favourite foods: Cassoulet, almost anything Italian, cheese on toast.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate or vanilla what? Probably Choc.
Favourite ice cream? Strawberry.
Croutons or bacon bits? This is the contents of my navel, OK? Croutons then.
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? How rude! I have a stuffed budgie in the bathroom.
What type was your first car: A Hillman Avenger in goose-shit green.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Oscar Wilde
Favourite alcoholic drink: Beer (preferably Wadworth's 6X or Adnams)
What is your zodiac sign? Gemini.
Who is your favourite poet? W.B.Yeats.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yummy!
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Cabinet-maker.
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Wouldn't want to.
Have you ever been in love? Oh yes…
What is on your walls in your room? Books, books and more books, plus a Persian tray, a few watercolours and cat footprints.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Full, always.
Favourite movie(s): Il Postino, Casablanca, It's a Wonderful Life.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Touch type.
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? A riddle.
What's under your bed? Dust, dust and more dust.
What is your favourite number? I haven't got one.
What is your dream car? So long as it works, I don't care!
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Couldn't give a toss, really. I like shooting and fishing, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Naemanson
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 11:27 AM


Sex: Male (therefore "All I Can Get" applies)
Living arrangement: Two bedroom apartment with two daughters
What do you think about ouija boards?: Silly
Your favourite TV show? Star Trek (Original, Next Generation, Voyager)
What's on your mouse pad? Star Wars
Favourite board games: Scrabble
Favourite magazines: WoodenBoat, Sing Out!,
Favourite smells: Forest in the fall, freshly turned soil
Worst feeling in the world: Heartbreak
Best feeling in the world: New Love
Favourite CD: Too many to list
Do you get motion sickness? Occasionally
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Scary
How many rings before you answer the phone? I live in a house with teens. The phone doesn't finish the first ring.
Future sons name? N/A
Future daughter's name? N/A
Favourite foods: Steak and Potatoes
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Neapolitan
Croutons or bacon bits? Yes
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
What type was your first car: 1967 Mustang Convertible
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? My father's father
Favourite alcoholic drink: Not much of a drinker. A simple sweet pale ale is good enough for me.
What is your zodiac sign? Leo
Who is your favourite poet? C. Fox Smyth
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yes
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Boat Builder
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? N/A
Have you ever been in love? Yes
What is on your walls in your room? Bookcases and an Andrew Wyeth print
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
Favourite movie(s): Star Wars, Ballad Of Cable Hogue, 13th Warrior
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? Righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be?
What's under your bed? Dust
What is your favourite number? 5
What is your dream car? 1967 Mustang Convertible
Favourite sport(s)to watch: None

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 11:40 AM

Naem, I knew you were a man of taste and culture. Check out our "car" answers!

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Bun
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 11:44 AM

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Sex: sometimes
Living arrangement: pure hell
What do you think about ouija boards?: desperate to give them a go
Your favourite TV show? clangers
What's on your mouse pad? Hearts and flowers
Favourite board games: snakes and ladders
Favourite magazines: none
Favourite smells: the one I love
Worst feeling in the world: no one loves me
Best feeling in the world: happiness
Favourite CD: sleepless
Do you get motion sickness? yes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? exiting
How many rings before you answer the phone? 2
Future sons name? Sue
Future daughter's name? bill
Favourite foods: steak, cheese, eggs,cheese
Chocolate or vanilla? neither
Favourite ice cream? neapolitan
Croutons or bacon bits? both
Do you like to drive? yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes –a badger and a racoon
What type was your first car:
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Kenneth Williams
Favourite alcoholic drink: shandy
What is your zodiac sign? sagitarius
Who is your favourite poet? John Donne
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? no
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Poet
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Not interested
Have you ever been in love? probably
What is on your walls in your room? tapistries
Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on my mood
Favourite movie(s): Truly, Madly Deeply
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? ambi
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? yes
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? secutures
What's under your bed? The boogey man
What is your favourite number? 3
What is your dream car? mini
Favourite sport(s)to watch: any friend playing any sport
Bun

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: CamiSu
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:00 PM


Personal Profile for: CamiSu

Sex: Female
Living arrangement: Married with children
What do you think about ouija boards?: Fun when I was a kid
Your favourite TV show? None. No TV
What's on your mouse pad? Have a trackball
Favourite board games: Pente, Scrabble
Favourite magazines: Readers Disgust (sic), Time, Christian Science Sentinel
Favourite smells: Roses, Lilac, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Cinnamon, Frying Onions and Chicken, Sheep in the spring
Worst feeling in the world: Worrying about where your child is when they're not home when they'd said they'd be.
Best feeling in the world: Knowin they're alive after an accident. (Done that)
Favourite CD: Just ONE????! Right now Garnet Rogers
Do you get motion sickness? Sometimes
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Exciting
How many rings before you answer the phone? Some
Future sons name? None, Have Joshua and Benjamin
Future daughter's name? None, Have Jessica Chose Joshua and Jessica in High school.
Favourite foods: Steak-VERY rare. Lobster. Fried Chicken. Good jam. Fresh Vegetables.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
Favourite ice cream? Cherry Garcia
Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Yes
What type was your first car: Fury III, used, bought by husband's parents for their sons.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Peter
Favourite alcoholic drink: Slightly gone apple cider
What is your zodiac sign? Saggitarius
Who is your favourite poet? Robert Frost
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? like them better than the tops
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Designing and building sets for a theatre company with its OWN SHOP!!!!
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? mixed red to dark brown
Have you ever been in love? yes
What is on your walls in your room? Photo of husband's grandad as a baby, Collage of a child fishing for stars, my artwork, children's artwork, holes.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on the day
Favourite movie(s): Fiddler on the Roof
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? pretty much ambi
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? for the most part
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Fork
What's under your bed? A drafting machine that I don't know how to use, a zillion books, stuff in boxes
What is your favourite number? 17 or 29
What is your dream car? ? Something small, comfortable and quiet, with a great sound system.
Favourite sport(s)to watch Soccer, Skating, Gymnastics

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:22 PM



Sex: Once, a long time ago.
Living arrangement: Apartment with two semi-housebroken young men.
What do you think about ouija boards?: Dangerous
Your favourite TV show? WWF Wrestling
What's on your mouse pad? red vinyl
Favourite board games: Scrabble
Favourite magazines: Hate magazines
Favourite smells: Burning yak butter
Worst feeling in the world: emptiness
Best feeling in the world: laughing out loud
Favourite CD: Today??? Beginner's Luck
Do you get motion sickness? On the ocean in gale winds - once.
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? FUN!!!
How many rings before you answer the phone? Let machine answer it.
Future sons name? Please No!
Future daughter's name? Hell, NO!
Favourite foods: Indian - Chicken Korma
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
Favourite ice cream? Hate ice cream.
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
Do you like to drive? Yes
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Does a 25# overstuffed tomcat or two count?
What type was your first car: VW Beetle 1969
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Timothy McVeigh - I want to know why.
Favourite alcoholic drink: Jack Daniel's
What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio
Who is your favourite poet? Dr. Seuss
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? No
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? Retirement
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Whatever it is.
Have you ever been in love? I don't think so.
What is on your walls in your room? Red paint
Is the glass half empty or half full? Overflowing.
Favourite movie(s): The Apostle; Citizen Kane; Cluny Brown; too many...
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? Seeds - Penis envy????
What's under your bed? Probably a cat or two.
What is your favourite number? 4/16
What is your dream car? A car is transportation, nothing more.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Professional Wrestling TEE HEE HEE

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:32 PM

DON'T like ice cream!!? What's WRONG with you??? lol

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: Amergin
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:33 PM

See that, everyone? I am God's favorite poet....damn I am blushing here. What better endorsement can a sorry bastard have?

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 12:39 PM

End of thread. Nothing more to see. Move along.

Thread continued at: blicky

thanks,
Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: annamill
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 01:16 PM


Personal Profile for: annamill

Sex: Often!
Living arrangement: With my husband.
What do you think about ouija boards?: I don't.
Your favourite TV show? Buffy the Vampire Slayer
What's on your mouse pad? My mouse?
Favourite board games: Chess
Favourite magazines: Video Store
Favourite smells: None of your business!
Worst feeling in the world: Losing the one you love.
Best feeling in the world: Having the one you love.
Favourite CD: Eric Clapton: Unplugged.
Do you get motion sickness? No
Roller coasters - scary or exciting? Exciting.
How many rings before you answer the phone? 2
Future sons name? That time's gone, but my present son is James.
Future daughter's name? Amy.
Favourite foods: Cramed chicken dishes like chicken pot pie, or chicken ala king, etc.
Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla!
Favourite ice cream? pistaccio
Croutons or bacon bits? both!
Do you like to drive? Oh yes!
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Honey's gonna kick your ass!
What type was your first car: A 1965 Murcury. Scary.
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be? Ceasar Augustus
Favourite alcoholic drink: Tanquerey and tonic
What is your zodiac sign? Pisces.
Who is your favourite poet?Archie from Archie and Mahitabel.
Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Sure.
If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? A VIDEO STORE OWNER!! (someday)
If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be? Blond??
Have you ever been in love? Many times.
What is on your walls in your room? Prints, paintings, mirrors.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full.
Favourite movie(s): Barbarella. I would like to be her.
Are you a lefty, righty or ambidextrous? righty.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?No
If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be? a ho ;-)
What's under your bed? Ask my housekeeper.
What is your favourite number? 7
What is your dream car? a very large white Mercedes.
Favourite sport(s)to watch: Baseball when the Red Sox are playing.
Thanks for giving it a go!

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: mousethief
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 01:18 PM

Please post to the new thread. This one is getting too big. Max asks us to make new threads when old ones get to be around 100 posts.

New thread: CLICK HERE

Thanks,
Alex

Subject: RE: BS: Don't take this too seriously!!
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Jan 01 - 01:35 PM