Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye

Subject: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM

As heard on Paltalk..... as written on Paltalk even....

Oh the chocolate's not for you, my chubby lassie o,
Oh the chocolate's not for you, my chubby lassie o,
Oh the chocolate's not for you, for your trousers willna' go,
And your belly's overflow'n, my chubby lassie o.

Do you mind the fruit and nut, my chubby lassie o?
Do you mind the fruit and nut, my chubby lassie o?
Do you mind the fruit and nut, that in your gob you put
And you shovelled down yer gut, my chubby lassie o.

Now your clothes they do not fit, my chubby lassie o,
Now your clothes they do not fit, my chubby lassie o,
Now your clothes they do not fit, you've expanded quite a bit,
And your seams are goin' to split, my chubby lassie o.

Oh the chocolate's not for you, my chubby lassie o,
Oh the chocolate's not for you, my chubby lassie o,
Oh the chocolate's not for you, for your trousers willna' go,
And your belly's overflow'n, my chubby lassie o.

As written my me.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Barry Finn
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 07:08 PM

GREAT JOB. Barry

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Noreen
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 07:28 PM

Thanks Liz- great stuff. May I have permission to sing it?

Noreen

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: CarolC
Date: 21 Jan 01 - 09:09 PM

Is that to the tune of "The Shearin's Nae Fer Ye"?

Carol

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 22 Jan 01 - 06:39 AM

Brilliant! Yes, I want to sing it too! Can I? Huh??

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: GUEST,dick greenhaus
Date: 22 Jan 01 - 10:51 AM

Thanx, Liz.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Jan 01 - 05:24 PM

Yes you may all sing it, the tune is 'The shearing's nae fer ye' 'Kelvin Grove', what ever you want to call it... but if anyone tries to pay you for it, the price is one of those huge bars of chocolate, posted to me at my home.....!

Is this the first case of a song being written on (and with the assistance of others on) Palktalk, to be performed in the same session??

Sam Pirt dashing out to write a tune and playing it later that day doesn't count, he's a goody knowitall.

LTS *BG*

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: wes.w
Date: 23 Jan 01 - 08:21 AM

Liz, What have you started?
I emailed it to my wife, a heavy chocoholic, and she responded in kind with an anti-ciggie version for me. She'll take the same payment terms!
Oh the Cigarz not for You! - © Vanessa Williams

Don' you mind the cigarsz snare my bonnie laddie oh!
Don' you mind the cigarsz snare my bonnie laddie oh!
Don' you mind the cigarsz snare as it draws you in its lair
and it leaves your pockets bare,my bonnie laddie oh

Oh the ciggies wilna do my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh the ciggies willna do my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh the ciggies willna do for your cough it will ensue
And your chest will pant and blew,My bonnie laddie oh!

Don't you mind the addicts hill my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the addicts hill my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the addicts hill when you cannot get your fill
And each puff will break your will,My bonnie laddie oh!

Oh your chest is heaving noow my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh your chest is heaving noow my bonnie laddie oh!
Oh your chest is heaving noow and your heart is lacking pooow'r
And your blood is flowing sloow'r,My bonnie laddie oh!

Don't you mind the graveyard looms my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the graveyard looms my bonnie laddie oh!
Don't you mind the graveyard looms for the rollups hasten dooms
Which has left me with the glooms,My bonnie laddie oh!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Jan 01 - 02:28 AM

Hey, that could become the marching (well, ambling) song of ASH.... I love it!! Great tune to use as it practically writes itself.....

Must go print out a few copies for some friends......

LTS

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Susanne (skw)
Date: 25 Jan 01 - 05:48 PM

Go on Liz! Rub it in! :-(Chubby Susanne ...)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 01 - 06:02 PM

And why did you think I wrote it? Go look at some of the photos one day, I ain't exactly Posh Spice meself!!!

LTS *BG*

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Micca
Date: 25 Jan 01 - 06:57 PM

just Fairly posh and Fairly spicy? liz???

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Chocolate's nae fer ye
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:07 PM

Wot, me posh snarff?!

LTS