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Subject: Lack of underwear From: Michael in Swansea Date: 25 Jan 01 - 04:20 AM A friend e-mailed me this this morning. I don't know how true it is but found it amusing and thought I'd share it with you.
From the Sydney Morning Herald comes this story of a Central West couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head. Well, it tickled Michael. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Lady McMoo Date: 25 Jan 01 - 04:46 AM Don't do that! I nearly spilt all my coffee over the keyboard! Good one! mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 25 Jan 01 - 04:57 AM very funny... that made me laugh loads... Ella Cheered me up too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: sian, west wales Date: 25 Jan 01 - 05:50 AM Right, THAT one's winging it's way around my address list! Gosh, what did he tell them in the Emergency Room...? sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Tony in Sweden Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:22 AM An absolute stoater!!! Anymore where this one came from? mvh Tony. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Tony in Sweden Date: 25 Jan 01 - 07:30 AM Forgot to ask, What "Head" received the stitches? Tony. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Big Mick Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:29 AM Well, congratulations Michael. You get todays coffee in the sinuses award. Funny as hell. Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: alison Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:37 AM I'm sorry I couldn't help it.. but I won't do it again in a hurry....... slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Little Neophyte Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:37 AM Thanks Michael, great way to start the day with such a funny story! Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Lady McMoo Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:38 AM Didn't our dear friend 'Spaw used to be a mechanic? Perhaps that's how he got the bump on his head...? Could explain a lot... mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Lady McMoo Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:40 AM Oh! Why not Alison...? mcmoo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Kim C Date: 25 Jan 01 - 10:11 AM I got this earlier this week. One of the funniest things I've ever seen! Ooooooooooooops............ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: kendall Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:04 PM Actually, this is an old story. I heard it about 10 years ago. But, it could have happened, and it is still ariot! thanks for posting it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Rick Fielding Date: 25 Jan 01 - 12:30 PM Actually Spaw's been doing that for years. After he finished looking under his own car 37 times he started going round the neighbourhood asking to check their oil. Personally I DO wear underwear and wouldn't know what the underside of a car even looks like. Great story. Rick |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Eric the Viking Date: 25 Jan 01 - 01:12 PM Don't laugh but, that happened to me!! Well almost similar. Dawn and I were in Athens and had walkeed up to the accropolis, we stopped to have luch on the way down and sat on a narrow wall. Loads of people went past and most looked at us. It wasn't until she stood up and went to take a picture of me sitting there that she spotted.... I had one testicle poking out of each side of my cut off jean shorts!!!!!!!!! That's not a Greek myth!! Eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Eric the Viking Date: 25 Jan 01 - 01:13 PM Don't laugh but, that happened to me!! Well almost similar. Dawn and I were in Athens and had walkeed up to the accropolis, we stopped to have luch on the way down and sat on a narrow wall. Loads of people went past and most looked at us. It wasn't until she stood up and went to take a picture of me sitting there that she spotted.... I had one testicle poking out of each side of my cut off jean shorts!!!!!!!!! That's not a Greek myth!! Eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: NightWing Date: 25 Jan 01 - 03:09 PM Don't be silly, Eric. It's a Viking legend. *G*
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Nynia Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:17 PM a friend sent me this the other day, I may as well share it with you. Phones After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians." One week later, the Irish press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones." Nynia :-) -) ) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Gypsy Date: 25 Jan 01 - 08:21 PM With my cold hands, he would have had alot more stitches! The husband was a mechanic for many years...enjoyed the story |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: Mrs.Duck Date: 26 Jan 01 - 03:12 PM I hope she took the photo anyway Eric , Alison could use it on the mudcat calendar!!!!!!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Lack of underwear From: SINSULL Date: 26 Jan 01 - 03:21 PM Both sides, Eric? I AM impressed! |