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BS: Questions Please

Rizla the Green 28 Jan 01 - 06:03 PM
GUEST,khandu 28 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM
McGrath of Harlow 28 Jan 01 - 07:26 PM
catspaw49 28 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM
Gypsy 28 Jan 01 - 08:29 PM
Rizla the Green 29 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM
Troll 29 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM
mousethief 29 Jan 01 - 04:22 PM
catspaw49 30 Jan 01 - 08:28 PM
Noreen 31 Jan 01 - 12:03 PM
mousethief 31 Jan 01 - 12:11 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 31 Jan 01 - 12:44 PM
Lady McMoo 31 Jan 01 - 02:26 PM
bbc 01 Feb 01 - 05:38 AM
Lady McMoo 01 Feb 01 - 09:05 AM
alison 01 Feb 01 - 09:16 AM
alison 01 Feb 01 - 09:18 AM
Dave the Gnome 01 Feb 01 - 09:27 AM
Hawker 01 Feb 01 - 07:13 PM

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Subject: Questions Please
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:03 PM

I have some answers nagging me..and I wondered if anyone can help me with the questions:-


1. Only on Saturdays.
2. Six and a half inches.
3. Polo mints.
4. It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.
5. Not with that on your head you won't.

I would dearly love to know the questions for these answers....

Robin


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:42 PM

1 How often does Spaw get it up

2 Multiplying Spaw's weiner by 3, what do you get?

3 Don't know

4 Who wrote these questions?

5 What did Spaw's woman say to him last night


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 07:26 PM

3 - which sweets have the non-fattening centres?


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM

1. - When does khandu attend meetings of the fiery cross committee?
Only on Saturdays

2. - How far does the average Mississippi boy travel from his home county?
Six and a half inches

3. - What do Mississippians call the droppings in a horse paddock?
Polo mints

4. - What did khandu say when all of his sister's underwear turned up missing?
"It wasn't me - it must have been the dog."

5. - What did the bouncer say to khandu when he tried to go in the local bar wearing a Bobby Kennedy mask?
"Not with that on your head you won't."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Gypsy
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 08:29 PM

1. What day may i sleep in? Only on Saturdays.
2. What is the length of your dulcimer hammers? 6 1/2 inches

3. What you call a green shirt? A polo, mint

4. Who ate the end of the chocolate cake? Not me the dog did it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Rizla the Green
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM

nice on spaw...the best questions yet


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Troll
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM

When do you take a bath?
How much mold is growing on the casserole at the back of the 'fridge?
What do you call flattened road apples?
Who bit the postman?
What did I tell my son when he asked to borrow the motorcycle?

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:22 PM

The questions, I feel, should be musical questions. Therefore:

Will it go round in circles?
Only on Saturdays.

You ask how much I need you, must I explain?
Six and a half inches.

I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?
Polo mints.

Who put the bop in the bop-shebop-shebop? Who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.

So tell me now and I won't ask again -- Will you still love me tomorrow?
Not with that on your head you won't.

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Jan 01 - 08:28 PM

Troll, in my younger, bachelor days, your answer to #2 would have been quite accurate. I once duct taped a refridgerator shut and carted it and its entire contents iut to the street. I couldn't get a good price from Ely Lilly so I just threw it out. Reminded me of a "Shoe" cartoon......the Professor was asked what something in his fridge was and he replied, "Either very fresh lettuce or very old bacon."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Noreen
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:03 PM

Good questions, mousethief!


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:11 PM

Thanks, Noreen!


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:44 PM

How would Noel Gallagher answer them?

Q: Do you ever get that feeling that you're older than time?
A: Only on Saturdays.

Q: Hey you up in the sky, learning to fly
Tell me how high do you think you'll go
Before you start falling?

A: Six and a half inches.

Q: Who feels love?
A: Polo mints.

Q: I though that I heard someone say now "There's no time for running away now, hey now, hey now!"
A: It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.

Q: I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane...or I could steal a car!
A: Not with that on your head you won't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:26 PM

Oh this is easy! I found all the answers to these and all life's other important questions in recent Mudcat threads.

1. How often does Rick buy a new guitar following the behaviour modification programme initiated by Duckboots?

Only on Saturdays.

2. What is the maximum length moustache limb that can be successfully tuned using a Catspaw-brand Brazilian rosewood Aussie-Amish pitchfork moustache tuner?

Six and a half inches.

3. What do female Mudcat accordion players use for protection whilst posing for the nearly-nude Mudcat calendar?

Polo mints.

4. What is the most common excuse used by Mudcatters accused by the police of unnatural practices with a possum?

It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.

5. What were the exact words uttered by Alan of Australia to Big Mick who was "rising to the occasion" repairing Alison's car in a K-Mart in Sydney one hot afternoon?

Not with that on your head you won't

mcmoo


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: bbc
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:38 AM

Wonderful, mcmoo! I missed some of the original statements, but sure enjoyed your retelling!

grinning at 5:41 am,

bbc


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Lady McMoo
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:05 AM

You're most welcome bbc! Wish I knew how to put blickies to some of the orginal threads as they're classics!

Peace

mcmoo


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: alison
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:16 AM

LOL

McMoo

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: alison
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:18 AM

Reference thread for McMoo's number 5 lack of underwear

lol

slainte

alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:27 AM

1. Do you always smell like that?
Only on Saturdays.
2. How far away do I have to stand to avoid it?
Six and a half inches.
3. What are you taking to get rid of it>
Polo mints.
4. Phew! Was that you as well?
It wasn't me - it must have been the dog.
5. I'll get rid of for you if you want...
Not with that on your head you won't.

I've got another good one as well -

If the answere is 9W what is the question?
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Do you spell your name with a 'V', Herr Wagner???

Dave the Gnome


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Subject: RE: BS: Questions Please
From: Hawker
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 07:13 PM

Orperhaps these are the answers with ref to 'This one's just for the broads'...... Q1) Do you get regular headaches? A1)Only on Saturday

Q2) HOW BIG?!!!! A2) Six and a half inches

Q3) What did your husband get you for your birthday / anniversary / valentines day? A3) Polo mints

Q4) Who left the toilet seat up? A4) It wasn't me - it must have been the dog

Q5) Will I get noticed by those gorgeous babes in my new toupee? A5) Not with that thing on your head you won't

Sorry, couldn't resist! Hawks


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