Lyr Req: Austin to Boston

Subject: Austin to Boston
From: Catwoman
Date: 25 Jan 01 - 10:09 AM

Anyone have any idea what song this might be from??

I been from Austin to Boston; Maine to Spain,

Seen 40 acres of Goats fuckin' on 20 Acres of Grain-

It ends with the phrase "and you call me Boy?"

Subject: Austin to Boston
From: Catwoman
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 11:32 AM

An aquaintance is lookin for the words and what tune to the following words that he can remember. Does this ring a bell with anyone?

I been from Austin to Boston;
Maine to Spain,

Seen 40 acres of Goats
fuckin' on 20 Acres of Grain-

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: MMario
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 11:39 AM

Hi catwoman - This is the same request you posted as of the 25th, right? I don't think anyone knows of it offhand . Sorry the other thread didn't get refreshed to pop it up to the top and bring it to people's notice. We'll try again.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 10:51 PM

No luck with a search.....anybody else?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,999
Date: 18 Jan 10 - 11:23 PM

"I've been from Maine to Spain, Austin to Boston. I have enough hair on my ass to weave ten Navajo blankets. I've seen forty acres of sheep fuck in a one acre lot. I've got balls the size of pickle jars."


You do NOT want to know about the site that's from. Suffice it to say it required that I be over 18 to enter--I informed the site that I was born in 1904 and they were satisfied.

The lyrics seem not to rhyme worth a darn, but I ain't gonna go piss off anyone with pickle jar balls. FYI.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,jonoit
Date: 17 Mar 10 - 11:26 AM

i've been from austin to boston, main to spain. had sex with a duck in midair!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: Charley Noble
Date: 18 Mar 10 - 09:57 AM

There may be life in this old thread yet.

Charley Noble+

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jun 10 - 06:13 PM

I've seen 500 head of cattle fucking on a fifty acre field

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: Charley Noble
Date: 09 Jun 10 - 10:07 PM

There was a young man from Boston
Who was tooling along in his Austin;
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung out and he lost them!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,Terry Dupuy
Date: 08 Dec 10 - 11:20 PM

I've been from Maine to Spain.
I've been from Austin to Boston
I've seen 10,000 sheep fucking in a 10 acre field.
I've got a yard of cock.
I've got a bushel of balls.
I've got enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian Blanket
And you have to will to call me boy? Sir?

Learned it in college fraternity drinking song.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 11 - 03:16 PM

Boy you call me boy
I've been from austin to boston main to Spain
Seen fifty goats fucking in a field of oats
Got enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket

That's all I remember ..... But there is more

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,BFreezy
Date: 29 Apr 11 - 06:56 AM

I've been from Maine to Spain,Boston to Austin,
From Sasyfras to your girlfriends ass
I've seen goats fuck in a field full of oats
and hawks fornicate in the sky
I've got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket
and more meat in my paints than you've got in your freezer
theres only two types of boys in this world. Them boys... and us boys (toast)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 13 - 06:25 PM

I've been from Maine to Spain, Boston to Austin, Seen 40 acres of wild buffalo fucking in a field, I've got yard of cock and a barrel of balls and enough hair on my ass to choke anyone in this room, I'm a writer, a fighter and a wild whore fucker, call me a boy again and you'll meet your doom when I use your face to clean this room.

Regards, Snakeshit

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 13 - 09:45 PM

You call me boy? I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane and back again. I've been to Mardi Gras and seen three world fairs and had the privilege of seeing a bald eagle fuck in midair. I've got ten pounds of swinging meat,a bucket full of balls and more hair on my ass than it takes to sew a Navajo Indian rug. You the boy.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 03:27 PM

Boy, did you say boy?

Son I've been from Maine to Spain from Austin to boston
I've seen forty acres of sheep fuckin
I've got a yard of cock, a bucket full of balls and enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket and you call me boy? Well you must have meant Leroy and that ain't even my name!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,Fred
Date: 04 Jul 14 - 11:07 PM

Boy? Why Hell, I've been from Maine to Spain from Austin to Boston,
I've seen a herd of wild billy goats fucking in an oat field,
I'm a writer, I'm a poet, I'm a wild boring motherfucker.

Got a cock a yard long and a barrelful of balls, got 18 pounds of swinging meat and balls the size of pickle jars. I got enough hair on my ass to choke any man in this place and you call me boy? I hope you said Roy, boy!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Aug 14 - 01:00 PM

You call me boy?
I been from Maine to Spain,
Austin to Boston.
I seen fourty acres of cattle fucking on ten acres of land.
I got enough hair on my ass to strangle you, ya modder, ya brodder, ya sister e'n all die odder ten gorrillas in Africa.
En you call me boy?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,For Scott
Date: 05 Nov 15 - 03:03 PM

I've been from Maine to Spain
& Austin to Boston
Swum the bloody ocean on the head of my dick
Ate 10 tons of cat shit & never got sick
Mountains fell on me
Hell, I ain't dead yet

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,Locoyotenm
Date: 10 Mar 16 - 11:34 PM

Ok. Here you go...
I've smoked dope, chewed rope, danced, french romanced, fucked, farted, fought, shot the moon, drove big trucks.
I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, Ft. Wayne, been around the world twice, looked danger in The face, seen goats fuck in the marketplace.
But I've never seen shit like the shit That goes on around here.
Got it ?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,#
Date: 10 Mar 16 - 11:56 PM

Here ya go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlsjJJzplgo

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,Mike Waddell
Date: 29 Mar 16 - 03:53 AM

Got this from my Uncle Wally (RIP)
I've been from Austin to Boston
been around the world 3 times
Judged a goat milking contest at a County Fair
Even seen Buzzards Breed in mid air!
But, I ain't ever seen anything like this TV Show Tonight's Entertainment!!!

Uncle Wally stated this as the show was closing it was called Tonight's Entertainment and was broadcast on Copley Colony Cable TV in Orange County California.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,TGM
Date: 10 Jul 16 - 08:06 PM

I been from Maine to Spain
And Austin to Boston
I been to 4 state 2 county and one works fair
I was the judge of a goat milking contest
I even seen two buzzards f&cking in midair.
But son I ain't never seen nuttin like you!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,guest.mlb
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 04:44 PM

From what I remember:
I've been from Maine to Spain..
I've been from Austin to Boston
I've seen 1000 goats f****** in a one acre field
I have enough hair on by balls to make 2 (count em 2!) camel blankets
Was Moby Dick a minnow?

You call me boy?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Feb 18 - 10:28 AM

Boy ur calling me a boy...
I've been from Maine to Spain, Austin to Boston... Fucked 40 goats in a field of wild oats... And ur calling me a boy...
I have enough hair on my ass to weave a Navajo rug, I've jacked off a bobcat with a handful of razor blades and came out without a catch, and i said without a scratch mother fucker.... And ur calling me a boy...
How'd u like to go home and tell ur momma u just been fucked up by a BOY???

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jan 19 - 07:00 PM

I’ve been from main to Spain Boston to Bangkok seen 2000 sheep fucking in a half acre field I got enough hair on my balls to
Weave 2 elephant blanket

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Feb 22 - 04:37 PM

Boy!?, who you calling Boy!?
I've been from Austin to Boston, Maine to Spain. I've been screwed, blued, chewed and tattooed. I've got a bucket of balls, 5 lbs of swingin meat and enough hair on my ass to knit you a sweater... who the F**k you calling boy!?

United States Coast Guard 1983 Petaluma CA. Training facility

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST,Jole
Date: 22 Jan 23 - 12:28 PM

Boy!
Who you callin’ boy, Boy!
I’ve been from Maine to Spain, Nome to Rome and from Boston to Austin
I’ve been to 3 world fairs and a cow milking contest
Seen a 100 goats fucking in a field of oats,
A dozen buzzards fornicatin’ in the sky
Boy!
Why I’ve got more meat in my pants that you do in your freezer.
I’ve got enough hair on my ass to knit 3 Persian rugs and an Afghan.
If you’d call me boy you’d call the Mississippi river a crick, you’d call the Grand Canyon a crack and King Kong a chimp
Boy! I’ve got balls the size of cantaloupes and porn stars send me thank you notes
I'm a writer, a fighter and a wild whore fucker, call me a boy again and you'll meet your doom when I use your face to clean this room.
Where I come from, there’s only 3 kinds’a boys, cowboys, bell boys and YOU BOY!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 23 - 10:10 PM

I’ve been from Maine to Spain, Boston to Austin. Stood flat footed and pissed in the radiator of a Mack truck and you call me a boy!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Austin to Boston
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 24 - 09:19 PM

Boy?? I've been from Maine to Spain, from Austin to Boston.
I've been blewed, screwed, chewed, and tattooed.
I've got balls the size of grapefruits, and the hair
on my ass makes a gorilla jealous! And you call me boy!?
No, no! Boy!