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mousethief 02 Feb 01 - 02:37 PM
Little Hawk 02 Feb 01 - 02:07 PM
hesperis 02 Feb 01 - 12:41 PM
Firecat 02 Feb 01 - 10:47 AM
MMario 02 Feb 01 - 09:32 AM
Firecat 02 Feb 01 - 09:21 AM
GUEST,Ribbit 02 Feb 01 - 06:07 AM
Mark Cohen 02 Feb 01 - 02:20 AM
Little Hawk 01 Feb 01 - 11:43 PM
Bill D 01 Feb 01 - 10:31 PM
Bill D 01 Feb 01 - 05:32 PM
Greyeyes 01 Feb 01 - 05:24 PM
Pseudolus 01 Feb 01 - 09:36 AM
LR Mole 01 Feb 01 - 09:24 AM
MMario 01 Feb 01 - 08:41 AM
Crazy Eddie 01 Feb 01 - 06:56 AM
hesperis 31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM
Sorcha 31 Jan 01 - 11:21 PM
hesperis 31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM
Rollo 31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM
Burke 31 Jan 01 - 11:08 PM
GUEST,bflat 31 Jan 01 - 11:05 PM
SeanM 31 Jan 01 - 10:52 PM
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hesperis 31 Jan 01 - 10:49 PM
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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: mousethief
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 02:37 PM

LH, you hope in vain.

Please continue HERE.

Alex


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 02:07 PM

Yeah! I like it.

I certainly hope this thread does not spawn another thread which does not exist.

- LH


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 12:41 PM

"Dragons must fly when Thread is in the sky!"

Yeah, but, like, this thread doesn't exist, eh? So we like, don't, like, need dragons, eh?

LH - "Give me immortality and eternal youth and beauty or give me immortality and eternal youth and beauty" might be a more positive way of phrasing that.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Firecat
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 10:47 AM

Hahahahahahahaha!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: MMario
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 09:32 AM

talk about Flamers! *chortle*


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Firecat
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 09:21 AM

What Thread?? If there is a thread, please call out the Dragonriders of Pern to sort it!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: GUEST,Ribbit
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 06:07 AM

"Save the whales" collect the whole set.:)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 02 Feb 01 - 02:20 AM

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

And if this thread existed, I might see if anybody knows the source of that quotation, wherever it isn't. I posted it last year and nobody guessed it...but that was in a real thread, so who knows? Come to think of it, I believe that question killed the thread...but that's a whole nother ball of twine.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 11:43 PM

Okay, but can you get here from there? I think the answer is YES because I am here, and you are there!

Give me immortality or give me death!

- LH


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 10:31 PM

"....you can't get there from here."


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:32 PM

"....you can't there from here."

(punch line to OLD joke)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Greyeyes
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:24 PM

All libraries are linked in this way, we can't all swing between them quite as comfortably as the Unseen University Librarian, who is of course, technically, a wizard. But Librarians the universe over are taught the theory of the links, both spatial and temporal, between libraries everywhere, including, of course, those that do not exist.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Pseudolus
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:36 AM

LR Mole is right. The T in Sterling doesn't exist....

MMario, I hate it when my quantum gets all out of flux but I'm glad to hear that the library is available, I may have to visit. Funny, if I didn't know better, I'd think I was enjoying this.....

Frank


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: LR Mole
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 09:24 AM

Serling. No "T".No show. No!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: MMario
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 08:41 AM

Nope; I heard it from the monkey errr...the Librarian himself that they are on the shelves right next to all the greatest Lost and Unwritten Novels. However, since it has been shown conclusivly that the library at Unseen Univeristy is connected to ALL libraries throughout time and space - perhaps that annex is actually located in the High-energy magic building and access is through the Library.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 06:56 AM

MMario, I thought the non-existant threads were kept in the new "High-Energy Magic building" by someone called "REDO FROM START" so sa to prevent a leak in the space-time continuum. Oh and whether this thread exists or not, a word to SeanM, hesperis, & BillD....Whatever happens, DON'T mention the "M" word!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:28 PM

I never saw it, only heard about it. (And I recognize the spooky theme, of course.)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:21 PM

omigod youhavetobekidding, hesp........he was the host narrator for "The Twilight Zone"......a classic US sci fi series.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM

Oooh, what?

(Who's Rod Sterling?)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Rollo
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:13 PM

When this thread doesn't exist, my statement won't exist, too, right? And all the other comments above do also not exist?

Too sad. I just thought I had a good laugh while just reading some posts. But in reality I must have had some boring time while staring onto the monitor.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Burke
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:08 PM

Do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: GUEST,bflat
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:05 PM

Rod Sterling just called. Guess what he had to say?

Ellen


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: SeanM
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:52 PM

And to Discworld... I can only add one thing...

Pull the other one, mate. It's got bells on it.

OOOK!

M


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: SeanM
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:50 PM

Everything is true in one sense, false in one sense, meaningless in one sense, true and meaningless in one sense, false and meaningless in one sense, true and false in one sense, true and false and meaningless in one sense.

In which sense, since this is a thread that we can't sense, in any sense it can only be described by the word 'puce'

M


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:49 PM

PPS: So there!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:47 PM

PS: Hamsters always exist, except when they don't.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:43 PM

OOOOOoooohhhh! Terry Pratchett RULEZ!

Hawk, since you're the person who thought of this thread, why don't you answer that question?

Oh yeah, wait. This thread does not exist, therefore that question did not exist, therefore I don't have to answer it! HA!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:58 PM

it's true...I been there and saw 'em!....(well, I saw the vault where they keep 'em.....the librarian said they were sort of hidden behind the Emperor's new clothes)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Burke
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:56 PM

If no one responds to your flame in a flame thread, does that mean you didn't flame? Or just that you're no good as a flamer?

Oo! Another discworld fan!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:52 PM

Psuedolus - it obviously takes longer to read something that isn't there then it actually does to read something that is there. This is because the quantum flux of the probability and improbibility particles in the non-existant vibrate at a rate that is incompatible with both vision and electonic transmission of the information. However, you will be glad to know that all non-existant threads are archived in the Library of Unseen University in Ankh-Morpork; where for the mere bribe fee of a banana or two the Librarian will allow you to peruse them at your leisure.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:39 PM

boy, if I was an joeclone elf, this would be a perfect time simply delete ALL the posts and watch...*giggle*


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:05 PM

Okay, Hesperis, you started this. Now I want you to PROVE THAT THIS THREAD DOESN'T EXIST!!! Hah! Whatcha gonna do now, smarty??? :-D

- LH

p.s. That hamster does not exist! (Hee hee hee!)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Pseudolus
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 03:22 PM

But does your uncle really exist?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Frank


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:24 PM

UNCLE!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bert
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:10 PM

If the clicky points to a thread that doesn't exist, it raises the question "Does the clicky exist?" If it does exist and it points to the thread, then surely the thread must exist. If it doesn't exist, then you can't click on it, therefore you can't know whether or not it points to the thread which doesn't exist or not.

See, my logic is just as logical as your logic, therefore the rings don't exist so you can't run around them. SO THERE!!! ;-)

Bert.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Catrin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:02 PM

Obviously the clicky, since the thread doesn't exist! There! I've run rings around you logically! :)


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bert
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 02:01 PM

Ah Alex, but which came first, the clicky or the thread?


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 01:48 PM


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Greyeyes
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 01:34 PM

I think I think, therefore I might be.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Morticia
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 01:25 PM

I'd say thank you Bill, but as you couldn't have posted to a non-existant thread and therefore I couldn't have read it, I couldn't ( ergo and ipso fatso) have copied it and sent it on.....so I won't, or didn't or will not....my head aches!


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 01:22 PM

Bert, it looks like a clicky.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 01:20 PM

LET THERE BE LIGHT!!

oh shit, now look what I've started.

God


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Pseudolus
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:35 PM

It just took me 10 minutes to read something that wasn't there. Can you imagine how long it will take to read something that IS there? why am I asking you? None of you exist. Please keep responses short. The time I have available to read non-existent posts is non-existent.

Frank


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: Bert
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:23 PM

If it doesn't exist then what is THIS


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:16 PM

Well then, mousethief, now I need you to define "things", "are", and "do".


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 12:00 PM

Exist is what things that are, do.


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:59 AM

I'm not here...this isn't happening...


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 11:58 AM

Define "exist"...

(I think therefore I think I am.)

P.S. I'm not really here... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more...


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Subject: RE: This thread does not exist :)
From: hesperis
Date: 30 Jan 01 - 07:10 PM

Maybe you poohed it, spot. (or "pooh poohed" it? Whatever.)


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