BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:26 AM

Or rather, it would have been, had I done it right. Yeah, flame on...
Go on, click then...

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 01 Feb 01 - 05:24 AM

(sighs wearily): for any of you wasters and do-badders and misfits and freaks taking part in this stupidity, here's a blue clicky to Part Two.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 10:18 PM

"That what it is to waste any time reading your threads--- just plain SINFULL! " khandu - when you get your head out of your ass while examining the Great Beyond, join Matt in the grammar classes Kendall is setting up. Or are you taking up rap as well as space -"that what it is" khandu????

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:51 PM

I don't 'think' I have been seriously flamed...but I was sort of cigarette-lightered by mousethief in another thread(but since it doesn't exist, I can't send you there)...seems I *gasp* "ruin everything by being over pedantic"

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:49 PM

And SINSULL, too wimpy too call it what it is SINFULL. That what it is to waste any time reading your threads--- just plain SINFULL!

Sorcha... You too! It is SORCHA WASTE OF TIME to read your input.

Harpgirl...whasamatter? You cannot figure out a thread is Non-music just by its name? You gotta have "BS" to understand this? One word to you...BS!

Brendy, I dont like your name, too trendy! Jeri...another who can't spel!

And where's that guy "The Doer of Things?" What kinda name is that? Hell, man, EVERYBODY does things! Even lazy-assed Jon who's too lazy to put the H in, does things. Get a new name, man. Better yet, GET A LIFE!

BIG MICK...what's that? Some kinda phallic symbol name?

Pene Azul...Where are you? You even got dumasses looking for you. Can't run with the big dogs?

Oh yeah, everybody else. I just shot you the bird!

Grace and Peace

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: ddw
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:48 PM

Who're you calling losers, Ellen? I mean how can we think anybody's a winner who chooses her bra size as a Mudcat name?

*G*

david

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: MMario
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:47 PM

click for the flames to continue

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:47 PM

No fair! Bert was mine!!

And that Sugar Dog-- what a bitch!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:44 PM

WAIT A FRIGGIN' MINUTE HERE!!!! Why am I getting flamed????????

I stated the rules here quite clearly and it seems you have NOT flamed Fielding.....but I GET NO RESPECT HUH?????? ............buncha' lameass bumblefucks..............especially that cross burnin' piece of Mississippi mule crap khandu...................geeziz................Now lessee, Mick got some good help on al, and I got Offer.........OK........

Bert, you are without a doubt the most pathetic excuse for humanity the world has ever known! I've had better conversations with my son's stuffed Barney fer chrissakes. Earth calling Bert.....And those songs you write! No one writes like you do Bert and we are all grateful for that! One of you is half again more than you are and twice as much as we need. Bugger off.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:39 PM

and as for you Amergin...... you think you can write poetry????????

well you damn well can

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:38 PM

Matt, you are just not trying. By the way, that rule no longer applies, but, if it makes you happy, ***

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:34 PM

OK, Sorch, put down those stolen pints of Haagen Dazs and I'll flame him for you.

Brendy, you fence-straddling middle-of-the-roader! You Casper Milk-toast! Don't be afraid in future to SAY WHAT YOU THINK, man! We're all friends here, well... maybe all but me and McGrath. My eyebrows are still singed from that last one.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:31 PM

What a pack of wasters!! You've got nothing better to do than spend time on line chatting to your stupid music friends, and if you're not typing you're singing .......

and Mick... Harpy and I did not cheat, Art and yourslef were simply no match for are our youthful agility..... and if you don't believe me you know where you can stick that spud, you hunky, talented big eejit.......

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:31 PM

hahahahahahahahah..... That Guest-- please contact me, I have an identity to sell you, please, ghost write for me, I'll give you the password and everything!! I do not have time for this-- I have important things to say at Beliefnet!

MMario!! Good one!!

Now look-- BERT. Just consider Bert! You are hereby flamed, m'dear, flamed! Whhhhoooooshhhhh!!!!!!

} : ~ *> to put them out!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:26 PM

Was gonna flame Brendy here, but it got too Real...so I gave it up. Sorry, Brendy.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:25 PM

I heard Alison's neighbors had asked her how the new structure was coming along, and when she acted puzzled, they said "oh, you know, all the banging and knocking." She smiled and said "Oh, 'twas only me playin' my bodhran." The neighbor replied "Ah! We thought you were buildin' a shed!"

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:20 PM

I hate this thread. It was started by a loser with a little ,tee-niney, itty-bitty ,teeny weeny, next to nothing little thingy he laughingly calls a penis. S.P.A.W.= small peckered asshole wuss! There, you Ohio disgrace!

Jon, so damned stupid he cannot spell his own name: J-O-H-N. Can't you make an "H" or are you just too lazy? Why are Americans so fat? Why are you so nice? You trying to win the Nice Guy of Mudcat Award? Fat chance, we see thru you, you self serving twit.

ALBO, who the hell are you? "GUEST" ALBO. Why do you write your name all in caps? I bet you can't get it up and you are trying to make up for it by making your stupid name seem BIG. What are you anyway, a mommy's boy, a panty waist, a mickey mouse, a limp wrist, oh hell, I may as well say it...DAMNED OLD FAGGOT!

Praise AKA Susan AKA WYSIWYG aka who knows what next. What? Are You Schizo? Are you going or coming? Are you up or down? Only God (oooh, did I say the G word) knows.

To hell with the rule maker! Who says we can't flame the perennials or however you spell it. I can and so can everybody else!

Speaking of everybody else, bite my ass. I do not like you, I never liked you, I will never like you. You all wish you were like me. You are all a bunch a Mississippi/khandu wannbes. And a bunch a Mississippi/khandu NEVERBES!!!!!

Grace and Peace be multiplied to you!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:19 PM

Kendall, usually an elipsis has THREE periods, not two.

And Jon, you're nothing more than a cheap lousy maggot.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 09:06 PM

How about that the Fair One is one of the pushiest people I have ever come across...Just nagging everyone to get their bloody pictures to her, just so she can leer at them and get a great laugh....or how about how she beats on the bodhran like she's spanking a dog....hell I've heard coyotes sing better than her....

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:59 PM

And how is the friggin' > FAIR ONE always seems to get off scotfree? Is it because of her great...................never mind..............maybe its those.................shit, canna say that either..........Maybe its the way...................damn, if I talk about pennywhistle playing that will be misconstrued too...........YOU CHEAT IN THE DAMN JELLO PIT!!!!!!!!...........AND SO DOES HARPY!!!!!!!!..........damn, I just can't do this. Spaw, can you give me a hand here????????

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Callie at work
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:51 PM

Ah, Bob Bolton Schbolton - what about the rest of those Aussies. Bloody convicts. Most of em come to Mudcat coz they like folk music! Get over it Bruce & tie me kangaroo down, sport.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:39 PM

hahaha

I'm enjoying this thread....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:33 PM

What are you trying to say, McGrath?

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:20 PM

Lonesome indeed - that's no wonder, who'd want to be on the same planet as an oaf like you.

I don't "accept" that I'm repetitious - I glory in it. How else can anyone drive sense into numbskulls like yourself without hammering the nails in until they penetrate into that self-satisfied jelly that passes for a brain.

(I could learn to enjoy this...)

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 08:07 PM

My posts don't make sense??? This from the man who punctuates every sentence with a fart and every thought with a leer????? OOOPS I forgot. I'm supposed to be insulting you.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:56 PM

(CarolC is an accordion player... nuff said)

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:32 PM

Matt, you poor thing, you are still commenting on the obvious! I said my spelling wasn't perfect! Get your sister to read it and explain it to you, ok? Better shape up son, if you cant run with the big dogs, stay on the porch! Right now my impression of you is, You would be over your head in a parking lot puddle. Come on now..get creative.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:27 PM

C'mon Spaw, don't criticize the rest of us just because we don't like to spend our evenings stumbling along the banks of the Ohio with a bottle of Jack and a half-empty bag of our kid's Parmesan Goldfish, yodeling obscenities at the passing barges.

I also happen to know that Big Mick is Armenian, and that the actual Peter T has been in a semi-comatose state since the Beatles broke up, and his posts are ghost-written by Lonesome Gillette.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:09 PM

I'm talkin' about your uncreative non-writing Blondy...That last post is a good example too!!

Grease

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:03 PM

McGrath, thank YOU so much for finally admitting how repetitious you can be. Often, you persist in making the same statement again and again, rephrasing it ever so subtly, as if you are afraid we didn't get it the first five times. It's as if you can't move on to the next point without reiterating ad infinitum, covering the same ground relentlessly, like an arsonist returning over and over to the scene of a crime, flinging matches at all of the parts of the building that have not yet burst into flame. Belaboring each metaphor, as if DaVinci had come back again and again to the Mona Lisa to fill in more background detail,finally discovering that he had created the entire Book of Genesis behind her.

I'm sorry...what were we talking about?

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 07:02 PM

At least it makes sense if you scroll it Sins.....Most of your posts make no sense and you can't scroll!!! A lot like McGrath's stuff in that respect. And speaking of scrolling, I wore out my scrolling mouse on Kevin's stuff trying to get past it!!!

This seems to be going well...........wait......

JOE OFFER you're a complete twiddle. I'd call you an asshole but it ain't your style so you can be a twiddle. What kind of complex do you have anyway that you want everybody to like you? You do this nice stuff and everybody praises you.....Makes me wanna' puke! You're a miserable twiddle!!!

Hey folks....Lots more people to go here!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:49 PM

And are you all half as annoyed as I am at the extended size of my post. Have to scroll to get it to make sense.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:45 PM

Lucky you, Jeri!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:43 PM

Ooh - I'm all tingly. Is this one of those "let's go some place a little more private" things?

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:39 PM

OK Morticia. No more Mr.Niceguy..............................................................................................................................................SHIT!!!!. I just don't see the point in hurting someone else for fun. And apparently, as hard as I have tried, I can't make Kendall angry with me. Kicking his dog is out of the question. And punching a hole in his guitar - well, I couldn't. The worst I could come up with was methodically replacing the cap on the toothpaste twice a day.
Maybe I will have to put a "Mantovani Does Folk" album up on the auction or pay Max an outrageous amount of money to devote a whole radio program to it. Then Fuck You All!!!!!!!
And finally, to Morticia: "I hope you were wearing white silk when you aspirated hot coffee throughout your surroundings! SNOG THIS!
I feel terrible now. Thanks a lot, Spaw.

---

De-dotted a bit to make it fit. Bite me. --JoeClone

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:37 PM

Jeri, turn ICQ on. I want to give you more insults.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:36 PM

McGrath, I think that bit about "pedantic whining and repititions posts" ...hell - the whole paragraph is farther off base than the leaning tower of Pisa! The main reason you're such a pain in the ass is that you seem so annoyingly reasonable most of the time. You have a lot of nerve, stopping to think about things in the middle of arguments! Your head is so bloody level you could build a pyramid of ball bearings on it!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:28 PM

Right...another go.....This time I really have my dander up....Big Mick...I think you can (very occasionally) be a little forcefull in your otherwise most pleasant postings....

Hows that then?

Spot.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:27 PM

You pathetic bunch of losers. Seventy nine posts, no less, and all I get is one measly mention for my services to proofreading.

I've probably bored more people into giving up on the Mudcat than any half dozen of you, what with my obsessions and my pedantic whining and repetitous posts that go on and on and on. And thread lurches. And all that is in addition to the spelling atrocities.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:25 PM

LOL!! Spit on the monitor, again!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: GUEST,What I Got Is What You Get
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:22 PM

I don't mean to proselytize or anything but can't we just all be peaceful? What do YOU want to gain from this thread? Why don't you email me, or send me a PM, and we can work this out together?

~s~

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: sophocleese
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:19 PM

Please don't post to this thread. Let it die!

(Ahhh! Glad I got that one off my chest.)

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Jeri
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM

Well, I never!!!! (ok, maybe once or twice.) I come home from work to find my so-called "friend," Jon Freeman, has called me, in his oddly-accented typing, "rational." I'll have you know I can be just as much of a wacko as anyone else!

Listen, you long-toothed, winged, biter-of-necks, I'll have you know that most people around here know you as a guy who always goes out of his way to help people. What are you trying to do anyway? Fool people into thinking you want to help them by helping them? Haha! No one will ever fall for it!

(Spaw, this one was long overdue, I think - you putrid, frothing puddle of liquified, worm-ridden camel dung .)

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:14 PM

OK, OK, here ya go: Jays, this thread is a TOTAL WASTE of bandwidth, why aren't you guys all talking about MUSIC?? This is after all, a BLUES & FOLK MUSIC FORUM, not a place for you idiots to all be flaming each other, not to mention yourselves!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:11 PM

You can even flame yourself!

Won't I go blind?

By the way, where's the post from the usual w*nker who complains that this is an unuseful thread and we should be spending our time talking about music?

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Burke
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:08 PM

I can think of a whole bunch who have not been flamed yet.

What I really want to know it about this joeclone guy. Just who does he think he is deleting duplicate messages, fixing bad html coding. If I'd wanted it done right I would have done it right in the first place. I just don't get it why would anyone be dumb enough to go around fixing others messes. Give me a break!

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:06 PM

Spot, no, you don't quite have it. We all KNOW dogs hate kats, and kat is one of the worst kats. I have SEEN her living room and can tell you absolutely that there are katskins everywhere!!

Scorchy, from Wyoming, where NO ONE is gay and sheep are REALLY nervous..........

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 06:04 PM

My ex-wife always wanted me to do memoriblia. Finally I had to say no. I mean a man has to have SOME dignity.

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Amergin
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 05:59 PM

OMG!!! This is funny....unfortunately I'm at work....so I can't join in right now....

Subject: RE: BS: The Great Flaming Thread-FLAME-ON!!!!!!
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 31 Jan 01 - 05:52 PM

I really like Scorcha...and Dave the Gnome is nice too. CarolC is super and always offers solid advice in a kindly and gracious fashion.

Dave The Mariner is a brill singer and MMario is one of my hero's...

I haven't got the hang of this have I......

Spot.