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Songs about getting older: 'THE FINAL FRONTIER' |
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Subject: RE: Getting older: 'THE FINAL FRONTIER' From: GUEST,Z Date: 21 Oct 10 - 08:28 PM "A Grave Situation" was composed by Aussie poet Claude Morris, which carries the same theme as "Ivor the Driver" by Dave Goulder, of which the lyrics appear elsewhere on this site... |
Subject: Over and under the ground From: Alice Date: 14 Nov 00 - 11:19 PM reviving (ha) this from '97. Anyone know "Over And Under The Ground"? If it isn't added here, I may start a Lyr Req thread. Alice |
Subject: Lyr Add: A GRAVE SITUATION ^^ From: Alan of Australia Date: 12 Oct 97 - 11:08 AM Here's a poem well known in Oz:- A GRAVE SITUATION
When I staggered away from my favourite pub
Now I'm no hero as everyone knows
I wobbled along through the cemetery gates
For a moment I thought I'd landed in hell
But reason returned and I staggered erect
I made a feeble attempt to get out
I reckoned I'd have to lay off for a while
But just then I could hear fast oncoming steps
By chance he fell at the grave's other end
This chap was at pains to be up and away
I hadn't yet spoken - well I'd hardly a chance
Of course he believed there was nobody near
I felt rather sad for the poor little bloke
So I walked up behind him and tapped on his back Cheers,
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Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Frank in the swamps Date: 12 Oct 97 - 07:03 AM Alice, No, but it reminded me of a joke about a drunk who fell into a fresh dug grave and couldn't climb out up the muddy sides. When another drunk fell in in the middle of the moonless night, the first watched him try to clamber out for a few minutes and then said "You'll never get out of here". And that's when he did. Frank I.T.S. |
Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Alice Date: 09 Oct 97 - 04:49 PM A few months back I heard someone sing a song at a gathering that I can't find in the database. It was about a gravedigger at night and a drunk who fell into the open grave. I think the chorus was something like..."over the ground, and under the ground, over and under the ground". Does anyone recognize this one? Alice [IVOR THE DRIVER by Dave Goulder] |
Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Joe Offer Date: 09 Oct 97 - 03:11 PM Say, Bert - take a look at the database version and see if it triggers your memory. I like your version better, and I'd like to know the rest of it. I think the Clancys cleaned the song up a bit for the American audience. -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Bert Date: 09 Oct 97 - 12:53 PM Joe, Thanks, I didn't even look for it. Here's the version that I know.... Last night I dreamt that I was bloomin' well dead As I went to me funeral I bloomin' well said Look at the coffin, bloomin' great handles Ain't it grand, to be blooming well dead Look at the altar, blooming great candles Ain't it grand, to be blooming well dead I felt so happy to think that I'd popped off I said to a bloke with a nasty hacking cough Look at the flowers, blooming great orchids, Ain't it grand, to be blooming well dead Look at the black hearse, blooming great 'orses Ain't it grand, to be blooming well dead There was another verse or two that I don't remember, something about "look at the Missus, blooming well cryin'" |
Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Joe Offer Date: 09 Oct 97 - 01:49 AM Hi, Bert - the one song is in the database with the title "Isn't It Grand." The Clancy Brothers recorded it with that name. Good song, isn't it? -Joe Offer- |
Subject: RE: Getting older: From: Peter T. Date: 08 Oct 97 - 06:35 PM That reminds me of a song, of which I can only remember one line, about being reunited with one's teeth in heaven. It may have been a distant parody of the Eric Clapton song, Tears in Heaven, but I think it was much older. Yours, Peter |
Subject: Getting older: From: Bert Date: 08 Oct 97 - 05:09 PM Taking this getting older stuff to extremes there's "Ain't It Grand to be Bloomin' Well Dead?" And Johnny & June Carter Cash did a beautiful song "(I'll be waiting on the) Far Side Banks of Jordan"
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