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Lyr/Chords Req: Junk Food Junkie (Larry Groce)

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GUEST 30 Jan 00 - 04:21 AM
GUEST,mattdady101 09 Feb 01 - 01:19 AM
Owlkat 09 Feb 01 - 01:41 AM
Mark Cohen 09 Feb 01 - 02:35 AM
Joe Offer 09 Feb 01 - 02:54 AM
GUEST,Gene 09 Feb 01 - 11:48 AM
GUEST,Gene 09 Feb 01 - 12:23 PM
GUEST,dick greenhaus 09 Feb 01 - 08:40 PM
Owlkat 09 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM
Mark Cohen 10 Feb 01 - 12:20 AM
Margo 10 Feb 01 - 11:48 PM
GUEST,Gene 10 Feb 01 - 11:57 PM
Mark Cohen 11 Feb 01 - 04:21 PM
Mark Cohen 11 Feb 01 - 04:23 PM
GUEST,does anyone have the chords for this? 27 Jul 09 - 12:20 PM
GUEST,Hilary 22 Sep 12 - 11:28 AM
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Subject: Junk food junky
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 00 - 04:21 AM

anyone know the chords to junk food junky by larry groce


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Subject: funny songs; i'm a junk food junkie
From: GUEST,mattdady101
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 01:19 AM

looking for the words and chords to some old funny songs.....such as i;m a junk food junkie....biff the purple bear....

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Subject: Lyr Add: JUNK FOOD JUNKIE (Larry Groce)^^^
From: Owlkat
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 01:41 AM

Hi,
This one?


JUNK FOOD JUNKIE
Written by Larry Groce
Released by Warner Bros. Records in 1976; playing time, 3:03
Was Groce's only hit, making it as high as #9 on the Billboard_ Hot 100

1. You know, I love that organic cookin'; I always ask for more,
And they call me Mr. Natural on down to the health food store.
I only eat good sea salt; white sugar don't touch my lips,
And my friends is always a-beggin' me to take 'em on macrobiotic trips. (Yes, they are.)
But at night I take out my strongbox that I keep under lock and key,
And I take it off to my closet where nobody else can see.
I open that lid so slowly, take a peek up north, down south,
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie and I pop it in my mouth.

CHORUS: In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just healthy as I can be,
But at night I'm a junk-food junkie; good Lord, have pity on me.

2. At lunchtime, you can always find me at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar,
An' just suckin' on my plain white yogurt from my hand-thrown pottery jar,
An' sippin' a little hand-pressed cider with a carrot stick for dessert,
An' a-wipin' my face in a natural way on the sleeve of my peasant shirt. (Yes, I do.)
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself,
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf,
An' I pull out some Fritos Corn Chips and Dr. Pepper and an ol' Moon Pie.
I sit back in glorious expectation of a genuine junk-food high.

3. My friends down at the commune, they think that I'm pretty neat.
I don't know a thing about their arts and crafts, but I give 'em all somethin' to eat.
I was a friend to old Euell Gibbons, rest his soul, and I only eat homegrown spice.
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn filled up with my brown rice. (You know I do.)
But lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath,
Stumblin' into a Colonel Sanders with a face as white as death.
I'm afraid someday they'll find me just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips and a Ding-Dong by my head.


Cheers,
Owl


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 02:35 AM

When I was a 4th year medical student in 1976, a new first year student sang this song to me and I fell hopelessly in love. I wonder where she is now...or what her name was... Thanks, Owl. I'd love to get the tune.

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 02:54 AM

Isn't/wasn't Larry Groce the host on Mountain Stage - but that's not the one you're interested in, is it Mark?
-Joe Offer-

Mr. Cohen, please take a look at the Yes My Darling Daughter thread.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 11:48 AM

Check here- * CLICK TO: Dr. DEMENTO *

many of the DR. Demento shows are archived-


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 12:23 PM

Click below and then CLICK ON JUNK FOOD JUNKIE URL-

* CLICK TO: PLAY JUNK FOOD JUNKIE *

[Link updated.--JoeClone, 28-Jul-2009]


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: GUEST,dick greenhaus
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 08:40 PM

It is in DigiTrad.....


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Owlkat
Date: 09 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM

So sue me. Cheers, Owl.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:20 AM

Thanks Gene, I'd nearly forgotten the good doctor. But your link to the song landed me in 404 Hell. Thanks for trying, though.

Mark


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Margo
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:48 PM

I have a set of Disney children's music CD's with old favorites like Skip to my Lou and Frere Jacques. I wondered who the singer is because I enjoy his clear, smooth voice. It is Larry Groce. One and the same? Probably. Margo


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: GUEST,Gene
Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:57 PM

Mark - it works for me but try one of the below-

www.google.com

and SEARCH for [RealComedy Junk Food Junkie]

and then click on the reference-

or CUT AND PASTE the following URL

http://www.realcomedy.com/subject/letter.cfm?type=all&Letter=L


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 04:21 PM

Nope, Gene, that URL didn't work either. Maybe it's a Netscape problem. I'll try it later on IE or will try the search. Thanks again, I'm sure I'll find it.


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: funny songs; i'm a junk food
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 11 Feb 01 - 04:23 PM

(now if I could only find that medical student as easily...)


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Subject: i'm a junk food junkie
From: GUEST,does anyone have the chords for this?
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 12:20 PM


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Subject: RE: Lyr/Chords Req: Junk Food Junkie (Larry Groce)
From: GUEST,Hilary
Date: 22 Sep 12 - 11:28 AM

verse
C C F C/ C A D G/ C C F C/ C A DG C/
Am Am Dm Am/ Am Am E E/ C C F C/ C A DG C

chorus
F C G C/ C Am E Am


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