Subject: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Amergin Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:58 AM We need to know. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Morticia Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:58 AM Bugger.....I've been rumbled! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: GUEST,X Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:01 PM Wouldn't you like to know. More than is needed to screw in a lightbulb. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Lox Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:03 PM ^%*£$£%$&%$^%%$""$££$ ^$£$% $%$ ^$£%*(*$"$! &$%$"%$^ (**((& (*&%"$£ %%"&^* %£"!"!£"$£^%*%$£$ $$%%$%^ EARTHLING %$%"""% !!!!!!!!!! @ 9.00pm OK ¬``|#~ ]]]]]] |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Marion Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:06 PM Apparently there's a theory going around that we're all Martians - that life on Earth evolved from cells that hitchhiked from Mars to Earth on a meteorite. Marion Marge: It's like men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. Homer: Oh sure, give me the planet with all the big scary monsters. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:11 PM Fuckin' Earth People!
SONG OF THE MARTIAN INVADERS ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Lox Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:16 PM WYSIWYG ^%£%^%$ ????? lox |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:23 PM lox: +++ *&^%(&^%(&^!!! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: GUEST Date: 10 Feb 01 - 12:33 PM Their communications systems are so advanced they can't couple into our crude internet. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 01:42 PM People of (*&%^, SUBMIT! If you wish to be considered as possible candidates to continue life on (*&%^, you must meet the following conditions IMMEDIATELY!
RESPOND NOW OR DIE! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Morticia Date: 10 Feb 01 - 01:46 PM one and two I can do, three is only possible if you are double-jointed and four requires a sheep, a ball of twine and a road map of Shetland, none of which I can put my hand on at the moment......ah well, I'll get me coat. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Skeptic Date: 10 Feb 01 - 02:17 PM WYSIWYG You weren't supposed to tell. And the offer was only for: &%$$^%$??>P)*(*(&U or *(&*+%$@$%#%???><||| anyway. Amergin Are you talikng about native born or do first generation hatchlings count? What about clones? Regards John aka *^&&&%%%$^$^
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: GUEST,0)..(0 Date: 10 Feb 01 - 02:35 PM ,,.,
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 10 Feb 01 - 02:48 PM I never do requests. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Hollowfox Date: 10 Feb 01 - 03:06 PM This is obviously a trick question. But I do know of a venutian (blind) streetsinger who plays a martian guitar. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 03:26 PM *^&&&%%%$^$^ (AKA John), I had not realized you had returned from your bushwacking assignemt and were once again on track with the team. Good to have you back in place. Here is the information lox and I have worked up, that you need, to get up to speed: 1. At (PM Mudcat time, &$%^({}%&)*:<>. 2. Then, at dawn, ^&}{"(*><) will be (%$<>)(#!@. 3. Finally, at )(*%& Mudcat time), Team Member (&*^" will throw off it's secret earthling costume as EMG and (*&%$"?><)(.
TEAM NOTIFICATION STATUS ORANGE
Team, BOLO and subdue at earliest opportuity GUEST 0)..(0 Team, also be advised that the vibrators previously issued as standard equipment became obsolete in your absence. Pick up you replacement issue remote controls from (*^$:><_( over at (*^"<>. For now you may continue to call me WYSIWYG. I may be forced to namemorph again as the Plan unfolds-- if so you (and you alone) will be notifed of the new code name. ~()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^&
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Gorgeous Gary Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:21 PM As you may have heard me say in "Mars Attacks": ACK! ACK-ACK! ACK! ACK-ACK-ACK! -- Gary |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:34 PM brrrrrrrzzrrrrpppshhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzt! (*&^&(*^:<>{P_)@$*^! zhllllllzhrbbbbtbtbtbtbtbtbttttttfffffft! *()&@#&"><:}{! SUBMIT NOW!
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: grumpy al Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:39 PM Dunno, but there's loadza nutters weebles wobble but they don't fall over! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Ebbie Date: 10 Feb 01 - 04:50 PM I wandered in here by mistake- am I allowed to leave? I am peaceful. Usually. Ebbie |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Banjer Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:08 PM Here in Florida we demand a recount!! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:08 PM We can always use a turncoat spy.... Where can you infiltrate? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: grumpy al Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:11 PM to quote the words of a song " you can check out any time you want but you can never leave" sinister aint it being caught by the martians? oooerrr it does make your eyes water. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: nutty Date: 10 Feb 01 - 05:38 PM WYSYWIG yps taoc yps taoc Thought two would be better than one |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Richard Bridge Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:41 PM Damn! Ed Wood was right all along. THis must be plan 10! And it does raise an intereesting question under English copyright law about whether copyright can subsist in a work without a human author (apart from computerpgenerated works, to which a special rule applies). |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: bbc Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:45 PM In our house, 2 Martians & 1 Venusian. bbc |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Skeptic Date: 10 Feb 01 - 06:52 PM WYSIWYG Yes, back having subdued the J8$&^*kjhUJP. I see they still suspect nothing, happily blaming all on the ultra-left wing media. Poor blind fools. Ebbie, you will be assimilated. Or not. Budgets are a little tight. Regards *^&&&%%%$^$^ aka John
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Ebbie Date: 10 Feb 01 - 09:15 PM This is a chiller- just suppose it were true?? Where would you go-Where would you go?In the meantime I shall stay in the darkest corner of the largest room in the place- perhaps my presence will be forgotten... Ebbie |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Noreen Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:10 PM i got it, nutty... |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Morticia Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:15 PM Then give it back Noreen, it'll do you no good on the day of reckoning ( henceforward known as the DoR) anyways....by the way, chaps, did any of you catch the £$%^&^% last night? Jolly good wasn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 10 Feb 01 - 10:39 PM TEAM ALERT STATUS UPGRADE TO CONDITION ORANGE-RED (trans. from the original Martian for the convenience of Team Members whose ultra-deep cover has impaired their inherent language abilities.)
WATCH FOR SIGNALS AT DAWN AS WE PROSECUTE THE BATTLE IN ORDERED DISCIPLINE! CONFIRM YOUR TARGETS. ~Communications Yeomonster ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG EARTHLINGS, PREPARE TO DIE!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 10 Feb 01 - 11:55 PM Well, speaking a a Motie, from another Galaxy, all of you Sol-planet people look the same to me. :o) Can it really be that your "Males" evolved on Mars, & your "Females" on Venus? Just as well they both discovered space-travel really. Does this mean that when some of you eventually return to Venus you'll discover a place where IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIFT THE TOILET SEAT? Best not even THINK about the state Mars would be in. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:16 AM ADDENDUM TO TEAM ALERT Activate Engineer Class immediately. Crazy Eddie just drove by. He must be caught! ~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:31 AM DEEP COVER AGENTS! PLEASE REPORT AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE! HEADCOUNT OF MUDCATEERS BY NATIONALITY DUE NO LATER THAN HIGH NOON SUNDAY MUDCAT TIME USE CYPHER CODE GARBUTT BOLO LOST ROYALS BEWARE SPOONERISMS! ~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG
VICTORY AWAITS! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Hobie Date: 11 Feb 01 - 01:19 AM huh??? ;) |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 01:57 AM Agent Hobie. Your cover was blown last week. You may communicate in clear, sans cypher. Support staff Thelma and Louise are expected in the early morning hours. Hobie, please see to it that they are appropriately billeted. ~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 11 Feb 01 - 06:34 AM Far too clean up to now. Time to bring it to the usual level. How many mudcatters from Uranus.....? Dleep the Grong |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Skeptic Date: 11 Feb 01 - 07:39 AM Dleep, (if I may be so informal) Do we get to count Guests? Ebbie, Hiding is futile. We use Linux, not MS products to run our systems so our conmputers actually work. Go where you will, cherish the illusion of saftey. ~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG I am pleased to report our efforts in Washington proceeding nicely. While the poor humans try to make sense of the random and incomprehensible actions there , construction of our advance bases and supply depots continue. Both Sam Wall and Ray Kroc will receive the honors they deserve. I await further illumination. Regards *^&&&%%%$^$^ (AKA John)
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Cobble Date: 11 Feb 01 - 08:11 AM Takeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Leaderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Earthlingsssssssssssssssssssss )(**^)($$@@@]]{{ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: nutty Date: 11 Feb 01 - 11:37 AM ^ ^ ^ (* *)(* *)(* *) - - - ^ ^ (* *) YOU (* *) ^ ^ ^ (* *)(* *)(* *) - - - we have you surrounded |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Sarah2 Date: 11 Feb 01 - 11:51 AM WYSIWYG, The pods are ready... Sarah |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:01 PM The telepathic alarm clock failed! I missed several transmissions! Abort! Abort! Regroup! Meet at ()*^%"?>[p at ()*BHRE*(&J to plan Operation*(&%^ "> Wait... can anyone explain the muffled transmission that leaked through my restzone promulgating medicinaly injected vodka????? Ah HAH! Our new secret WEAPON! It worked for the foolish and greedy white earthlings! Give them booze! Yesssss..... Operation Sousem Begins... TONIGHT! To your stations... no, first study the Bartender's Guide to the Perfect.... I'm breaking up... _@_#_$_%_^_^ later_&_^_Z#_%_&*$_@* ALL MUST SUBMIT! There is no h-o-p-e--f-o-r-Uranu-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...... ~ C.Y. ()*%^:><{})_!@#&%^& AKA WYSIWYG |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Matt_R Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:05 PM I am overjoyed by such warm, bold greetings from Uranus! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 12:41 PM Y O U W I L L G E T N O H E L P F R O M U R A N U S !
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Ebbie Date: 11 Feb 01 - 02:01 PM I can't believe my ears... |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Matt_R Date: 11 Feb 01 - 02:18 PM Greetings variants of the galactic species, I am the planetary rocker Mr. Poopie, the latest thing to come out of Uranus! |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: wysiwyg Date: 11 Feb 01 - 03:09 PM (LOL, and really needed it! IOU1!) ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Lanfranc Date: 11 Feb 01 - 05:45 PM "Whittaker, where are you Whittaker?" "Lemmy, Jet, I can't find Whittaker anywhere!" "Orders are orders and must be obeyed at all times without question" (For the benefit of UK Earthlings of a certain age, filtered through almost 50 years of cluttered memory.)
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Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: GUEST,Melani Date: 11 Feb 01 - 08:42 PM This thread really explains a lot... |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Little Hawk Date: 11 Feb 01 - 10:40 PM "Uranus"? It's not my anus that worries me, it's Spaw's. You will never catch me sneaking up behind that guy! As for how many Martian Mudcatters there are...my feeling is not nearly enough, but maybe we can get David Bowie to join. And if so, maybe he could sing "Space Oddity" on a regular basis and we could all listen on Mudcat radio. Cool. - LH |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Amergin Date: 12 Feb 01 - 03:06 AM Better not be my anus, Matt.... |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Wesley S Date: 12 Feb 01 - 11:40 AM I was hoping this was about Mudcatters that use CF Martins. I was going to tell you about my D-18 and OM28V |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Kim C Date: 12 Feb 01 - 03:35 PM I'm from Mercury. |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: RichM Date: 12 Feb 01 - 03:46 PM Hey smarten up you guys this thread is a serious question.
And I have another serious question for you:
Do Martian Mudcatters with two heads count as one mudcatter, or two??? Rich |
Subject: RE: BS: How Many Martian Mudcatters Are There? From: Skeptic Date: 12 Feb 01 - 04:20 PM Do Martian Mudcatters with two heads count as one mudcatter, or two??? Three. Regards *^&&&%%%$^$^ (AKA John)
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