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BS: How Eye learnt two spel

Chester 15 Mar 01 - 03:27 PM
MMario 15 Mar 01 - 03:39 PM
Bert 15 Mar 01 - 03:44 PM
Kim C 15 Mar 01 - 03:55 PM
Uncle_DaveO 15 Mar 01 - 03:57 PM
GUEST,JTT 15 Mar 01 - 03:58 PM
Kim C 15 Mar 01 - 04:20 PM
MMario 15 Mar 01 - 04:47 PM
gnu 15 Mar 01 - 05:41 PM
Snuffy 16 Mar 01 - 08:27 AM
Crazy Eddie 19 Mar 01 - 08:20 AM
Bill D 19 Mar 01 - 11:37 AM
GUEST,JTT 20 Mar 01 - 09:49 AM
GUEST,Fibula Mattock 20 Mar 01 - 09:52 AM

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Subject: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Chester
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:27 PM

Eye went to Steal Yer Doller Sitty oncet. They wuz a feller that wuz a teechin awl the fokes ter spell. He had it awl down right smart, two. Hear r sum uv his spelin' lessens.

MR dux
MR knot
OSAR. CM swimmin?
LIB MR dux.

MR snakes
MR knot
OSAR CM EDBD Is?
LIB, MR snakes

An' hyar's the last wun Eye wreckymember.
MR puppies
MR knot.
OSAR. CMPN?
LIB, MR puppies.

Hev eny uv yew awl learnt ter spel?
Chester


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: MMario
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:39 PM

*chortle*


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Bert
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:44 PM

LOLO
AQIC
I82Q
B4IP


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:55 PM

Bad spellers of the world, untie!


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:57 PM

In junior high school (but not in class) I learned the puppies one as:

ABCD puppies?
LMNO Puppies.
OSMR!
CMPN?

Not too different from the above, but a little.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: GUEST,JTT
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 03:58 PM

Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 04:20 PM

Now THAT is funny. Where'd it come from?


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: MMario
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 04:47 PM

been floating around the net and in print since before I ever used a computer. I read it in the late 60's or early 70's - tho' at that time I don't think the second line was there. I first remember it in regards to the "smart" typewriters that would beep when you mispelled a word.


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: gnu
Date: 15 Mar 01 - 05:41 PM

MRsnakes MRnotsnakes OSMR CDEDBDIs? Whale Oil Beef Hooked, MRsnakes !!!

The true Nfld version is much longer, but you get the idea.... that my memory is fading !

gnu


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Snuffy
Date: 16 Mar 01 - 08:27 AM

ABCD puppies? MNO Puppies. SDR Puppies! RDL Puppies!!


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 19 Mar 01 - 08:20 AM

ABCD Birds
MRNT Birds
STR Birds
OBJDR Birds


11 was a racehorse
12 was 12
1111 race
12112


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Mar 01 - 11:37 AM

OMLE, what XTC
I always feel when UIC!
I used to rave of LN's eyes,
4 LC I gave countless sighs,
4 KT 2 and LNR
I was a keen competitor;
But each vows a non-NTT—
4 UXL them all, UC.


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: GUEST,JTT
Date: 20 Mar 01 - 09:49 AM

FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
SVFM
OK, MNX


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Subject: RE: BS: How Eye learnt two spel
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock
Date: 20 Mar 01 - 09:52 AM

MNX42!
Ahhh, The Two Ronnies!


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