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BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2

Noreen 29 Mar 01 - 01:25 PM
JudeL 29 Mar 01 - 12:56 PM
Lonesome EJ 29 Mar 01 - 12:43 PM
hesperis 29 Mar 01 - 12:13 PM
GUEST 29 Mar 01 - 11:33 AM
Morticia 29 Mar 01 - 11:28 AM
Ella who is Sooze 29 Mar 01 - 10:49 AM
catspaw49 29 Mar 01 - 10:48 AM
GUEST 29 Mar 01 - 10:45 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 29 Mar 01 - 08:53 AM
kendall 29 Mar 01 - 08:41 AM
Ella who is Sooze 29 Mar 01 - 04:04 AM
Matt_R 28 Mar 01 - 10:52 PM
Bill D 28 Mar 01 - 09:42 PM
catspaw49 28 Mar 01 - 09:40 PM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 09:20 PM
kendall 28 Mar 01 - 09:16 PM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 08:43 PM
kendall 28 Mar 01 - 08:36 PM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 08:30 PM
catspaw49 28 Mar 01 - 08:25 PM
Matt_R 28 Mar 01 - 04:59 PM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 04:38 PM
MMario 28 Mar 01 - 04:06 PM
kendall 28 Mar 01 - 04:05 PM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 04:00 PM
MMario 28 Mar 01 - 12:54 PM
kendall 28 Mar 01 - 12:34 PM
Lonesome EJ 28 Mar 01 - 12:24 PM
MMario 28 Mar 01 - 11:46 AM
GUEST,Matt_R 28 Mar 01 - 11:28 AM
catspaw49 28 Mar 01 - 11:26 AM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 11:22 AM
SINSULL 28 Mar 01 - 11:19 AM
Ella who is Sooze 28 Mar 01 - 03:58 AM
GUEST,Roger the Skiffler 28 Mar 01 - 03:09 AM
Matt_R 27 Mar 01 - 10:52 PM
Lonesome EJ 27 Mar 01 - 10:31 PM
Noreen 27 Mar 01 - 10:29 PM
alison 27 Mar 01 - 10:22 PM
Lonesome EJ 27 Mar 01 - 10:20 PM
MMario 27 Mar 01 - 10:13 PM
Matt_R 27 Mar 01 - 10:12 PM
alison 27 Mar 01 - 10:08 PM
catspaw49 27 Mar 01 - 08:28 PM
SINSULL 27 Mar 01 - 08:12 PM
kendall 27 Mar 01 - 07:45 PM
SINSULL 27 Mar 01 - 07:43 PM
GUEST,Zeus 27 Mar 01 - 07:30 PM
GUEST,kendall 27 Mar 01 - 07:26 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 01:25 PM

For the next exciting instalment... merrily, merrily click we here...

BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: JudeL
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 12:56 PM

What's this about a fuzzy one - we're back to micca's hip flask again - or is it the goat legs


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 12:43 PM

Sorry about the slip-shod ceremony. I'm the first to admit it lacks the sort of mystery and grandeur usually associated with that kind of thing. But I am a relatively minor deity after all, you know. I do have, however, high hopes of being admitted to the Olympic Pantheon at the Annual Convention this coming May. I might even get my own constellation. It's a rather fuzzy one at the southern end of the sky, visible only from August 12 through the twenty-eighth, but it beats having my name associated only with debauchery and orgies.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 12:13 PM

(This is also getting long... new thread, please?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 11:33 AM

arses and virginity in the same sentence - this is definately worrying


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Morticia
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 11:28 AM

Rog....I have two words for you....glue factory! *BG*
We appear to be up to our collective arses in nymphs, shepherds and Gods of various persuasions, surely someone can relieve Matt of his unwanted virginity?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 10:49 AM

ohhhhh knackers... GUEST...

We're having fun... lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 10:48 AM

Sure man, no problem!! You can see it from where you are.....Just get your head outta' your ass and you'll see its right here too.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 10:45 AM

I seem to be lost. Can someone direct me to the folk music website?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 08:53 AM

If WyoWoman is going grape picking in Crete this Autumn she ought to come over here and get some practice in. (Have they warned her about drinking the raki do you think?).RtS (vital statistics: 42;33;14 hands. Do they have palamino Centaurs? Then I could work in the old joke: any palayourso is a palamino. Better not, I might end up a gelding.).


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 08:41 AM

Actually, I had trouble reading that post Sinsull. As you often say "Damn caplocks"


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 04:04 AM

Awww... Sins... I think you left out a minotaur of detail, probably why it flew over some people's heads...

Sits under her tree, contemplates, and ponders overs higgamous hoggamous.. .what the?

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 10:52 PM

Don't worry Sins, I got it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 09:42 PM

"Carry Me Back to Old Virginity"


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 09:40 PM

I dunno' Sins.....Ain't that kinda' like trying to stuff the egg back up the chicken?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 09:20 PM

Oh all right Kendall. We'll let you be the virgin this year!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 09:16 PM

You are right, I did miss it. I'm not on the top of my form these days. Feeling a bit unnecessary.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 08:43 PM

You, of all people, missed the pun. Not Cretin (idiot) but Cretan (man from Crete). Remember? The maze? The bull? Theseus and Ariadne? All connected to Bullwinkle! Oh hell! This party sucks. The virgin's still alive and still a virgin. I've lost two togas, a polyester pants suit, and a game of Scrabble. I'm calling it a night. Goodnight all. See you next year.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 08:36 PM

thats CRETIN, with an i, not an a. You need to sleep it off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 08:30 PM

Or being somewhat pregnant?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 08:25 PM

What the hell is "Semi-Virginity?" I mean I got a few ideas here but ain't that a lot like not inhaling?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 04:59 PM

So...um...I'm WHAT, exactly? In a state of suspended semi-virginity?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 04:38 PM

bULLWINKLE???tHIS IS A bACCHANALIA NOT mINOAN BULL LEAPING, YOU cRETAN! oHHHH MIXING WINE AND jACK dANIELS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA. i THNK i'LL LIE DOWN IN THE CLOVER WITH ROVER.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 04:06 PM

Considering the amount of wine Bacchus has had - I do believe it is the spirits speaking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 04:05 PM

That trick never works Bullwinkle


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 04:00 PM

Hold it! Hold it! I thought Mickus Maximus and Tawdrius Spaw had to officiate at this? Kendall - you're supposed to be wearing a toga not a kilt!

And what the hell is this crap????
"Higgamus hoggamus Woman's monogamous Hoggamus higgamus Man is polygamous...the Spirits are about to speak"
You have got to be kidding!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 12:54 PM

Just in time for him to go to faire with all those wenches around too! Matt - gird (or should it be un-gird) thy loins and make ready!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 12:34 PM

Maybe it's the real Zeus, Matt?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 12:24 PM

Actually, it's "Bacchus will bite no nymph unless she's fine".

Alright, everyone. Bacchus is a bit hungover, but I feel that I'm competent to conduct this virgin sacrifice anyway. Done it so many times I could do it in my sleep.

OK, everyone. Let's gather round the Holy Giant Amphora of Diana. Where's the Sacrifice? He's what? Well drag him over here and bedeck him in that white robe there.

Alrighty then, let's begin.

"Higgamus hoggamus
Woman's monogamous
Hoggamus higgamus
Man is polygamous...the Spirits are about to speak"
RESPONSE: Are they friendly spirits?
"Friendly? Just listen!"
(Voice of Diana from within the Amphora) Cloak the nymphs in hose and halter
Bring the novice to the altar
Cleanse him with divine immersion
Henceforth be no longer Virgin!

Anyone have anything to say before we christen the lad?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: MMario
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 11:46 AM

Bacchus will wipe no nymph before her time
no - that's not it

Bacchus will tie no nymph before she whines!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 11:28 AM

Well Bacchus sure is taking his sweet time!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 11:26 AM

BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMMPPPP

.........aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh................

...Sorry.....Just a little "Spring Cleaning" so to speak...........Must be the grapes............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 11:22 AM

(and in the distance is heard) "Kumbaya,my Lord Doowop Doowop.Kumbaya my lord.Doop Weeeooooo.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 11:19 AM

Matt! No nymph sandwiches for you! We need you in tact for the sacrifice. When IS the sacrifice? Bacchus is off snorkeling in the grape juice. Does he know how late it is?THWAAAAACK!
Zeus is pissed. With all that nagging I must sound like his wife...THWAACK...THWAAAAACK... sizzle Great now the polyester is permanently melted to my form. SIGH I hate these festivals. And to make matters worse Max is forming a Greek chorus with Dion and the Belmonts, Tommy Roe, and the Journeymen. Pure torture.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 03:58 AM

doh Roger STOP that...

pulls the cork of a flagon of Old Speckled Hen and takes a swig...

E:)


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST,Roger the Skiffler
Date: 28 Mar 01 - 03:09 AM

...sorry, I was quietly meditating under a tree trying to get in touch with my equine side, or my Centaur half. I don't eat hay, only human food and drink, but the roses and rhubarb are going to do very well this year.
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:52 PM

Can I have a nymph sandwich with Norrie in it? Mmmmm yummy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:31 PM

OK.. pass the olive oil.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:29 PM

A nymph sandwich sounds interesting... count me in... :0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: alison
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:22 PM

I'd play Bacchus....... but I don't have any good letters left...... I could murder a sandwich though....


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:20 PM

Ah Boy, what a day old bacchus has had in the salt mine. Nothing would fix me up like a brimming beaker of freshly stomped wine and a nymph sandwich. Anyone for scrabble ?

Man, is Uncle Zeus still flinging them bolts around? What a frigging attitude...


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: MMario
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:13 PM

More wine? we've gone through three tanker truckloads already! And that doesn't count the other stuff people brought, or the vat from the grape stompin'.

Time to start putting the pine resin in to slow people down, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: Matt_R
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:12 PM

It's probably kendall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: alison
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 10:08 PM

good joke Sins.. come over here.. and I'll share my chocolate with you.. it'll make you feel better.......

Zeus I need a few more clues.... 'cos the Zeus I thought I was flirting with isn't you.....lol....... won't stop me though.... lol

Bachhus we need more wine...............


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 08:28 PM

No Sins....I LIKED IT!!! I'm simply amazed at your perseverance. Besides, if Kendall had waited that long, he'd have forgotten it........unless Gordon Bok sang it perhaps.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 08:12 PM

Zeus, Kendall - Shower of gold, "Leda and the swan" Swan - By the way, someone better tell Annamill to keep her swans out of sight. No need to tempt fate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: kendall
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 07:45 PM

OK, who is this philanderer?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 07:43 PM

Well I won't interrupt again! HeRuMPH!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST,Zeus
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 07:30 PM

Sinsull, the reason you got your butt singed is, I was enjoying the banter with the Fair one, and you come along and mention my wife!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 27 Mar 01 - 07:26 PM

It was well told, and worth listening to.


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