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BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3

Noreen 29 Mar 01 - 01:19 PM
Chester 29 Mar 01 - 02:25 PM
MMario 29 Mar 01 - 02:41 PM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 30 Mar 01 - 02:52 AM
JudeL 30 Mar 01 - 03:20 AM
Ella who is Sooze 30 Mar 01 - 03:53 AM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 08:25 AM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 08:27 AM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 08:30 AM
GUEST,Matt_R 30 Mar 01 - 08:38 AM
MMario 30 Mar 01 - 08:54 AM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 10:09 AM
MMario 30 Mar 01 - 10:13 AM
Ella who is Sooze 30 Mar 01 - 10:27 AM
MMario 30 Mar 01 - 10:38 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 30 Mar 01 - 10:45 AM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 10:47 AM
Noreen 30 Mar 01 - 10:53 AM
Ella who is Sooze 30 Mar 01 - 10:56 AM
Matt_R 30 Mar 01 - 11:49 AM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 12:16 PM
MMario 30 Mar 01 - 12:21 PM
Matt_R 30 Mar 01 - 12:53 PM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 02:17 PM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 02:19 PM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 02:23 PM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 02:26 PM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 03:19 PM
Morticia 30 Mar 01 - 05:45 PM
Peg 30 Mar 01 - 06:02 PM
catspaw49 30 Mar 01 - 06:02 PM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 08:21 PM
catspaw49 30 Mar 01 - 08:37 PM
SINSULL 30 Mar 01 - 08:54 PM
catspaw49 30 Mar 01 - 09:45 PM
SINSULL 31 Mar 01 - 04:13 PM
Morticia 31 Mar 01 - 05:56 PM
Peg 31 Mar 01 - 06:20 PM
Morticia 31 Mar 01 - 06:44 PM
Peg 31 Mar 01 - 06:53 PM
Matt_R 31 Mar 01 - 07:01 PM
MMario 31 Mar 01 - 07:06 PM
Matt_R 31 Mar 01 - 07:08 PM
GUEST,Zeus 31 Mar 01 - 07:11 PM
Peg 31 Mar 01 - 07:14 PM
kendall 31 Mar 01 - 07:17 PM
Peg 31 Mar 01 - 07:25 PM
Matt_R 31 Mar 01 - 07:36 PM
kendall 31 Mar 01 - 07:49 PM
Peg 31 Mar 01 - 10:26 PM

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Subject: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Noreen
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 01:19 PM

Part 3 begins with young Mattie still awaiting his fate.....

(Continuation of BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 2


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Chester
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 02:25 PM

Hay, where'd everbuddy go? The party's jest gittin guid.
Chester


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 29 Mar 01 - 02:41 PM

well, it is the third thread of Spring y'know - some of us don't have time to just frolic and gambol, gamble and frolic while swilling down the internal fluids of vinifera fruit! Take jack over there - he's only got a couple of months before he has to start painting the leaves different colours - then spend the whole winter drawing patterns on peoples windows. He's exhausted! If he wasn't twins he'd never manage it. (His other half does the southern hemisphere, y'know)


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 02:52 AM

Just a word of warning to any males thinking of hitting on Hera, she'll let you down. As Zeus always says: "Hera today, gone tomorrow." (doesn't bother me I'm in a stable relationship)
No, put that branding iron down!
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: JudeL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 03:20 AM

Stable relationship eh? So thats the reason for all the leather straps and the whip.. No neigh never etc. etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 03:53 AM

oh really Roger... doh... you're getting worse...

Mattie still awaiting fate... hurry on then... higgamous biggamous and all that...

E


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:25 AM

Hmmm...is the young one a sacrifice for Aphrodite?

Or to Aphrodite?

Word has it she was seen recently in these parts...seemed to be on her way somewhere...a determined lascivious smile on her face, her breast aglow with early morning sunlight...

oh, and wearing a seed pearl necklace, a crown of lilac and aple blossoms, and a sheer rose-coloured toga TO DIE FOR...

heh heh


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:27 AM

Actually Matt is in to bubble wrap. Although the "glowing breasts" may get his attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:30 AM

One must first learn how to honor Aphrodite before one may accept sacrifice at her hand...or mouth...or...


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:38 AM

In the words of Etta James...TEACH ME TONIGHT!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:54 AM

Matt - I thought you were at a religious retreat tonight. What are they gonna think about your tutorial?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:09 AM

All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals, and behold, those who offer prayers of love and yearning to me shall live as gods...walking upon rose petals, bathing in sweet-smelling oils, drinking wine from rainbow-colored amphorae, eating the fragrant, nectar-filled fruits of my trees and tender, revitalizing fruits from my seas...surrounded by the intoxicating siren songs and pulsing pagan rhythms of my musics...

Lay down your being to me: you are my sacrifice. Offer your soul, your body, your heart, and ye shall be free.

Aphrodite
alchemical goddess of love


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:13 AM

There's got to be a catch there somewhere. Sounds WAY too good to be true

MaTT!! Your date's here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:27 AM

Matt behave!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:38 AM

But if he behaves, then the sacrifice ain't gonna happen!

What a dilemma!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:45 AM

I'll try to rein in all my Centaur jokes, but I think it behooves me to say it's the fault of those who saddled me with the role. It's not one I would have snaffled for myself but as the weekend is coming up I'll have a glass of hock and escape before someone pommels me. I might have some new jokes by Monday but I doubt it.
TGIF
RtS (will Matt be singing bass by then?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:47 AM



But will she serve you breakfast in bed? Or take out the trash? Careful Matt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Noreen
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:53 AM

Hope you won't be gone furlong, Roger? See you in a bit...

POETS day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 10:56 AM

Noreen... THATS terrible!

hmmm yus MMario...... I C what you mean....

OK... Matt, behave atrociously (SP)

Hock... harrumphhhhh

I'm having a glass of home brew, Elderflower Wine...

Want some.....

hic...

Ella


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 11:49 AM

Man, I'm feeling like a fine upstanding member now! Take it! Take it all! It's all yours to do with what you will.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 12:16 PM

Uh Matt??? You can't be the Centaur of attention unless you are half horse.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 12:21 PM

How do you know he isn't? been peekin' under his kilt, have ye?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Matt_R
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 12:53 PM

Sins, my zodiacal sign is Sagittarius, the centaur archer...my Chinese zodiacal sign is the horse. My Great-Grandfather was in the Italian Horse Cavaly back in in circa 1870's, where he was educated highly...and upon his honorable discharge, did not wish to return to being a dirt farmer in the hills outside of Naples, and thus set his sights toward America...

'Zat enough horse for you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 02:17 PM

The goddess serves no man. As for servicing them, well, that is another matter...

As for horsemanship...

Even our young friend about to ride forth with arrows cocked and hooves spewing dust should know that in the Celtic countries it is an affront to eat horsemeat.

And though I hail from the land of vineyards and mountains and olive trees, Epona, my sister, of the green and white islands, must be obeyed and honored as well. The man has not lived who can ride her into submission...much less cajole her into the cooking of his breakfast or disposing of his trash.

Elderflower wine? A magical drink and a fit offering...but I thirst for something hot and thick and sweet...

chocolate perhaps?

Yours,
Aphrodite


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 02:19 PM

Ahem:

I dunno who this trash-talking strumpet thinks she is, but she better quit using my name to post this incendiary fodder...

Peg


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 02:23 PM

Matt - are you tempting Kendall to add "And you are a horse's ass"? HAHA Bet him to it. But I don't mean it - just couldn't let it go by. sorry....

Peg - a bit schizophrenic today, are we???? Just who are you kidding? Even I end up taking out the trash.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 02:26 PM

Sinsull:

I live alone. I am the ONLY one who takes out the trash.

Schizophrenia? I was hoping for creativity.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 03:19 PM

Let me get this straight. You can't even get Eros to take out the trash?

From the "Temple of Aphrodite" website:

Aphrodite had twelve children with eight different mates, and none of them were fathered by her husband, Hephaestus. Her most famous child is Eros, known better as the Roman Cupid.


Father Children
Adonis Beroe
Anchises Aeneas and Lyrus
Ares Phobos, Deimos, and Harmonia
Butes Eryx
Dionysus Priapus
Hermes Hermaphroditus
Phaethon Astynous
??? (unknown) Eros and Anteros

You sure you want to mess around with Matt? I am trying to imagine the progeny...twins, no doubt. One with wings, an electric guitar, and an overactive libido. The other a sculptor with no interest in folk music, women, or aging sea captains. He, no doubt, will have a tail. And together they will bicker the night away on Paltalk while you still have to take out the trash. of course, I bet our Matt is a cuddler. That might make it all worth while.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Morticia
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 05:45 PM

Oh for Goddess' sake, the deflorestation of Matt is taking longer than one of George Burns jokes!! Tell you what Mattie, me and you round by the bike sheds, it'll be a done deed in next to no time....painless and while you wait *BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 06:02 PM

One would assume the goddess of love, sex and beauty also knows a thing or two about birth control...

cuddling?

That's Demeter's department.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 06:02 PM

So Mort.....If you got a spare minute, ya' know? Like uh...................

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:21 PM

Mortie, my love. You still don't get it. Matt is not sacrificing his virginity. We are sacrificing him. SIGH! What do they teach them in school these days?


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:37 PM

So then Morty would have more time than a minute huh? That'd be good......I hate that "Short Time Skivvy Guy" routine.....................So Sins, after you dispatch Matt, you'd be free then?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 08:54 PM

nO sPAW. i AM VERY EXPENSIVE.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Mar 01 - 09:45 PM

....hmmmm........lessee,75...85....90....95....plus 3.................best I got here is 98 cents.........................Won't do it huh?....................Geeziz.......I'm strikin' out real bad around here...............seem to be bringing new meaning to the phrase "Crash and Burn."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 04:13 PM

kAREN WISELY CONTROLS THE PURSE STRINGS. i'LL BET tRIS AND mICHAEL HAVE BIGGER ALLOWANCES THAN YOU.

And no - 98 cents ain't gonna do it. I should say "Yes" and watch you run in terror!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Morticia
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 05:56 PM

I see Matt hasn't taken me up on my offer.....too scared or too sensible,do we think? Still, leaves me with time on my hands and my toga fashionably disarranged....any reasonable offers welcome at this point.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 06:20 PM

Morticia...

don't feel bad, even the goddess of love can't score tonight.

Shall we adjourn and find a frosty flagon of mead to share? It's on me, dark sister...

Aphrodite


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Morticia
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 06:44 PM

best offer I've had tonight darling......mead it is and the first flagons on me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 06:53 PM

*clink*

Now let's us see if we can't find a suitable sacrifice, er, sailor, er, satyr, to buy us a round later on...


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:01 PM

Well I hath returned! Dear ladies, don't think I was ignoring you! I was at the NC Ren Faire today! Had lots of fun, met Mudcat's own Charcloth! We talked about pipes...lol.

Sins, I'd like to think that I would be a cuddler, but I'm not sure. I've never touched, held hands, or even kissed a girl before...


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: MMario
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:06 PM

LIAR! I SEEN you be kissed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:08 PM

Mario, there is a difference between kissing a girl and being kissed! Besides, it wasn't on the lips!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: GUEST,Zeus
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:11 PM

Step aside sonny, by Jove this is a job for an immortal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:14 PM

(Aphrodite purses her lips into a pout and whines)

Daddy, you said *I* could have this one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: kendall
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:17 PM

Daddy? Oh My, what is going on here? This would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Rolling your own"


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:25 PM

Kendall;

pay no mind. My father is the biggest bully of *all* the gods...why, here is a perfectly acceptable sacrifice and he has to muscle in and take him away from me and my girlfriend Morticia!

Aphrodite

(pouts and drinks more mead, getting peach lip gloss all over the goblet)

But hey there, wandering minstrel, you look like you might be able to fill the bill...not a virgin, surely, but pure of heart perhaps?

Desperate times...well you know the rest...


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Matt_R
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:36 PM

Ah, yes...to quote Paul Brady "It's nothing but the same old story." Don't worry. I'm used to it by now.

Off to the woods to be alone now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: kendall
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 07:49 PM

Dont piss him off Peg, no telling what he might do. Ever since Kronos passed away, he has been out of control.


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Subject: RE: BS: Tavern Rites of Spring 3
From: Peg
Date: 31 Mar 01 - 10:26 PM

Hmm, you may be right, Kendall...but I know how to get back in his good graces, let's say.

Hey, what happened to our boy sacrifice?


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