BS: Who would YOU be chained to?

Subject: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:20 PM

They were advertizing one of those silly TV shows last night, they are going to chain 5 people together for a few days. I dunno how they think these things up.

Tree says to me "Which four people would you choose be chained to?"

I chose, Jane Seymour, Seven of Nine, Leela and Zena.

So how about you?

Bert.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:22 PM

My wife and my band, and me makes 5...

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM

Spouses don't count. That's cheating.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:26 PM

Bert,
You didn't include Tree in that list. Did she notice? Bert???? Bert????? Wonder where she chained him? Serve him right if he's locked in the basement with a constantly replaying recording of "Honey" or "Feelings".

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:29 PM

Stuff you!

Don't count YOUR wife if you don't want to!

-I'M- counting mine!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Kim C
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:30 PM

Well, if spouses don't count, I'll take my buddy Chris, Sam Bush, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Tommy Lee Jones. If I can have my husband, I'll trade Tommy Lee for him. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Morticia
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:37 PM

Mel Gibson,Richard Thompson,Victoria Wood and Roger McGough.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:41 PM

I couldn't stand to be chained to any five people for any length of time! Now, cats and dogs, maybe, but I'd feel guilty chaining them to me! LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:41 PM

Nope, not allowed, you're ALREADY chained to your spouse.

And, HEY, this is a game and your spouse is a 'given' choice that everyone is going to have. So you have to choose four MORE. OK?

Actually SINSMELUV, Tree suggested the game and was helping me choose.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 02:51 PM

Donald Trump (if I have to be chained to someone, at least we'll have a decent hotel room), George Bush Jr. for levity, Kendall to balance Bush, and Spaw to help us see the humor in the situation.

Actually, forget that. I want Cletus, Paw, and 2 Reg boys. For once I want to witness the chaos first hand.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:06 PM

You gotta be kidding. Anyone getting flashbacks of life as a galley slave? My answer is: NO ONE!!!

There are no chains inside the Gates of Eden.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:08 PM

A locksmith....... :)

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:09 PM

Jen Ellen, WyoWoman, Peg, and my daughter Barky and my spouse. I do not recommend being chained to Spaw in this cyberenvironment, because he has a terrible reputation for cyberflatulence.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Noreen
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:17 PM

Eric the Viking, Patrish and two horses?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:26 PM

Bert said .... And, HEY, this is a game and your spouse is a 'given' choice that everyone is going to have.

Surely you meant to say, "... is going to have to have." ?

Gosh, let me see... Rodney Dangerfield, Dennis Miller, Drew Carey, and my buddy Reggie, who can make anyone laugh with just his infectious laugh alone. We'd all be wet from crying tears of laughter and ******* ourselves laughing.

As for the supermodel types, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis, ....

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: BobP
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:26 PM

Valerie Bertinelli, no contest!

Among little known facts is, I'm an expert on this:

I Saw her on that Celebrity Millionaire show last week.

Hadn't seen her in ten years.

She's no spring chicken anymore, but . . .

she actually looks better than I remember.

These thoughts ran over and over through my mind.

1) My wife's still #1; but if I had to, I could concentrate on VB's face for about 16 years - it's like all the beauty in the world concentrated right there.

2) After being raised by a heroin addict, her sister on that old TV show had to share screentime with that face. No wonder she had problems of her own.

3) Hope my wife doesn't look over and talk for just a minute more.

4) Thought Markie Post (Night Court?) and a few others were her equal, sorry Markie!

5) Married to Van Halen for 20 years, and her ears still work, even. Wow!

Oh, my wife has a few Mel Gibsons in her dream world too.

Probably healthy.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:36 PM

SINS, your first choices sound more like "Survivor." My bet is Bush goes first.

I can't think of anyone I want to be chained to for 5 days in combination with anyone else. I can think of lots of other people I'd like to chain together...

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:37 PM

Damn Noreen you beat me to this one!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:42 PM

No way would I be chained to even ONE person.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:44 PM

I think since we're assuming all of the fun that should go with said chaining.....I like the idea of Valerie Bertinelli and Markie Post but I'd have to go with Kathy Ireland, Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, and my brother. Hey, I'd have to rest sometime and besides, if he found out that I was chained to Kathy, Julia, and Halle and didn't invite him......he'd kill me!!!!!

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:50 PM

Aw Kendall, you old curmudgeon! Not even Dubya?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,#1
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 03:59 PM

Eve, Mary Magdalene, Cleopatra, and Aphrodite (and maybe Xantipe to point out the naughties, so we wouldn't waste time on the others)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Willie-O
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:02 PM

These two and this one.

...I am always looking for gigs as an accompanist...

Willie-O

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Willie-O
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:09 PM

Ah shoot, let me try that again...

These two...

and this one

and I think that'd about do it for me...

W-O

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:42 PM

Chained to Bush? ARRRGGGGGG!!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:45 PM

Kendal, We'd give you a 2 by 4 in the other hand so you could do some BushWhacking;-)

I think that you'd get a lot of fun out of that.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: kendall
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:46 PM

HHMMM, maybe you have something there Bert..

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:51 PM

Bound to all the words that he never wished to say
Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay
Bound to all the words that he never wished to say
As he stood against the sun he cast no shadow...

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 04:52 PM

If I had my wish, I would like to be chained to my father who has passed away, my mom who has passed away, my brother that has become a Hassidic Jew, and my sister.
Being chained to my family for a few days would allow me to understand many things that have gone unanswered for such a long time. I figure if I did that, I could drop much of the baggage I have chained myself to for all these years.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: death by whisky
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:06 PM

Arthur Guinness,John Power,Jack Daniels and Shane Mc Gowan.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Lanfranc
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:12 PM

Harry Houdini, David Copperfield, The Great Soprendo and Tommy Cooper - two of them just to see if they can do escapology with real chains, the other two, just for a laugh. The fact that two of them are dead won't help. but still............. it would be magic!

Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine - for all sorts of silly reasons. The fact that two of them are dead won't help. but still............. it would be manic!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 05:54 PM

Bonk. WHACK!! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:05 PM

I though you only whacked when you couldn't bonk...

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:15 PM

LOL Matt, now who do YOU want to be chained to?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,deni
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:28 PM

the chap with all the keys

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:37 PM

Ella, Carol C, Sinsull, and Audi.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Ickle Dorritt
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:39 PM

Hugh Grant Julie Walters Billy Connolly -two to make me laugh and I won't tell you want I would do with Hugh!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bert
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 06:49 PM

You mean you "wouldn't" do it with Billy Connolly?

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,Ickle Dorritt
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:04 PM

frankly Bert I'm of an age when I'm not really interested in doing it with anybody, but given a choice I'd narrow it down to Hugh!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:09 PM

Since I know how to pour molten metal, I can forge a new link for Noreen.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: GUEST,#1
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:16 PM

deni, I assume you mean the keys to the chastity belts.

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Justa Picker
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 07:57 PM

Dani Ashe, Elizabeth Shue, Susan Sarandon, and Matt_R (but he'd owe me bigtime.)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 08:36 PM

ummmm...bert, how long am I allowed to make these chains? (there aren't many 'famous' women I'd want to to be close to, and you wouldn't know the ones I would like..so, I imagine being able to keep 4 troublemakers out of mischief for a few days)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: sophocleese
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 08:55 PM

Umm, oh dear. Hugh Jackman, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Grant, and Bruce Willis (just for kicks). I gotta stop watching those movies!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Noreen
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:07 PM

Gee thanks, Mattie- what an honour! A link made specially for me! :0)

Noreen

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:11 PM

Norrie, you're worth it!

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:19 PM

Matt- I'm from a different generation! I was thinking more along the lines of Charlie Brown/Peanuts, the comic strip. Or maybe Batman: Pow!

Nowadays, I would choose older people to be chained to who were at the stage of being mentally, rather than physically, active with their whole history behind them. People like Robert Frost, Abe Lincoln, Eleanor Roosevelt and John Muir...

I know, they're all dead- I tell you what: wait until I'm dead too and then chain me to them. As long as I'm alive, I don't want chains.

Ebbie

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:23 PM

Thanks Matt. You're good for the self-esteem.

I don't think I would want to be chained to anyone. I need privacy when I'm peeing. But, if I could be chained to four people and still be able to pee in private... one of them might be Alan Rickman. One of them might be Patrick Stewart. I might go for Billy Connolly. Hell of a great accent, and funny as well. Dunno just now about the fourth one...

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:30 PM

(P.S. Matt. I think I would probably pick you, too, if I was just a little bit younger.)

Subject: RE: BS: Who would YOU be chained to?
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Apr 01 - 10:37 PM

Ah, age doesn't make any difference! Men grow older, women remain timeless, no matter what they may think of themselves...