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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Apr 01 - 11:02 PM

Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'


Here are the previous two:
Funny Bumper Stickers!
Funny Bumper Stickers II

And, to start this one off, here's one I saw the other day:

Next time wave all your fingers at me!

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Margo
Date: 08 Apr 01 - 12:59 AM

I saw one recently (forgive me if it's already been mentioned) "Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole!"

That one really made me laugh - Margo


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: pastorpest
Date: 08 Apr 01 - 08:09 PM

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bedubya
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:35 PM

Not a bumper sticker, but something my ex-wife once said that would make a good one:

I married once for LOVE. If I do it again it will be for LIKE....AND MONEY.

BTW, she did!

bwl


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Larry Boy Pratt
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:42 PM

My favorite bumper sticker:

I ONLY DO WHAT THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Pseudolus
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:48 PM

I'm not sure how it would fit but I'm told that this was on a bumper sticker....

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!!"

Frank


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bedubya
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM

Just saw this on lunchbreak:

(In Old English script which causes it to look like a religious proclamation)

With every day that passeth another name doth be added to the evergrowing list of people who can kiss my ass!

Cheers,

bwl


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Fred
Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:47 PM

Someone I once knew saw a Honk If You Love Jesus sticker on a car. He honked and got the finger shot at him!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: MudGuard
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:29 AM

I saw one a few days ago: Thank God I am an Atheist


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Quinton ORiley
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM

this one made me laugh "If We Stop Voteing Will They Go Away?" Well Seya Later


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:26 PM

A couple decades back, when American cars were made in the U. S., Japanese cars were made in Japan, British cars were made in Britain, and -- you get the picture -- I saw on the back of a Dodge Colt several bumper stickers that said things like "MY COUNTRY, RIGHT OR WRONG," "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT," and others of that ilk, including, of course, an NRA sticker. But the one I liked best was:

BUY AMERICAN

I'm sure that the owner was not aware that, at the time, the Dodge Colt was made by Mitsubishi.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: TishA
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:56 PM

HONK IF YOU VOTED FOR (YOUR CHOICE HERE). IT'S THE BIG BUTTON IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR STEERING WHEEL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 09:02 PM

I stepped in it.


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From: Troll
Date: 10 Apr 01 - 11:49 PM

BORN AGAIN PAGAN

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bert
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:05 AM

I've got that one Troll!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: John P
Date: 11 Apr 01 - 08:33 AM

Don't Vote -- It only encourages them


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From: Frug
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 05:54 AM

Snow White thought 7 Up was a drink until she met the dwarfs


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 09:47 AM

DEFY AUTHORITY--whenever it;s permitted!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Apr 01 - 12:28 PM

Saw this on a truck, today:

GONE CRAZY
BACK SOON


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 12:08 AM

One more from Wyoming before I move on to those in Colorado:

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: jimlad
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:14 AM

Outside a pub near Manchester:

Beer drinkers wanted, no previous experience neccessary.

Pro nuclear industry sticker:

There were more peoplle killed in Ted Kennedy's car than at TMI.

Shoes for sale,buy one get one free.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Jon Bartlett
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:41 AM

WOMEN LOVE ME, FISH FEAR ME


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Night Owl
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:47 AM

"Birds have bills, and they can STILL soar."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:03 AM

On my camper-van. Old Age Travellers In Transit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: van lingle
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:33 AM

Saw this one in downtown Naples, FL where we probably have as many or more Rolls, Mercedes, Porches etc. per capita as any place in the world, attached to the bumper of a rusted-out, early 60's Chevy:
My other car is also a piece of shit.

Also noteworthy:
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Horn broke. Watch for finger.

And one my ex-wife had on her old beater, the aforementioned "My other car is a broom." How true that was.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Gareth less Cookie
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:22 AM

I should have read these threads befor !!

A little parochial but .......

"If Wales was flat it would be bigger than England"

"I stop for sheep"

"Keep Wales tidy - Dump your litter in England"
(Translation litter = trash)

and my all time favourite (seen in a traffic que on the M25) "I'd rather be sailing"

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: DMcG
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:44 AM

I once saw a 'My other car is a Porsche' sticker in the back window of a Rolls-Royce.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:32 AM

While in England I saw a sticker on the back of a plumbers truck, IF IT HAS WHEELS OR TITS, YOU WILL HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT. The driver was a real grease ball.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 10:12 AM

Ah these all all great additions! Night Owl, I LOVE that one!

I don't know why I named two of these threads number "3", I think this one was supposed to be "4" and I missed it. Anyway, the other number "3" is a LOT longer and can be read by clicking here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: mack/misophist
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 11:09 AM

This was probably in an earlier thread, but:
386,000 miles per second
It's not just a good idea, It's the law.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 12:56 PM

Seven Of The Nine Voices Say Go Back To Bed.

WARNING!! I Drive As Bad As You Do.

Tailgate At Your Own Risk. Driver Chews Tobacco.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: CapriUni
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 02:06 PM

With a archtypal silhouette of a witch flying on a broom:

Witches don't fly off the handle

And one I haven't seen, but have been trying to put into words since 9/11, and just now came to me:

It takes more than guns to defend freedom.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Sonnet
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 04:27 PM

'Lacemakers do it on pillows.'

JMcS


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bruce
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 05:32 PM

"One Nuclear Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Gareth - sans coekkie
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:08 PM

Graphittii seen above a paper dispenser ( T Roll Holder) at the University of Kent at Canterbury.

" Social Science Degrees - Please take one !"

and no, I wasn't a student there - I was just passing thru.

Seen at Tesco's Ystrad Mynach this morning
"Lifeboat crews do it for anyone !" - How true, and apt.

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: kendall
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:19 PM

Corduroy pillows are making head lines.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:21 PM

I have these on my vehicles;
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
Religion should stay out of politics or be taxed.
Bloom where you are planted.
Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Lynn
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:23 PM

My in-laws (83 & 87) have a secondary plate on their RV - that qualifies as a bumper sticker, don't it??? It says, "Recycled teenagers". (They're a great pair.)

My brother, a member of the Unitarian Universalist Church, has a favorite that he saw: UUC - First church on the left.

I thought 'Mean people suck' was a good one until I saw the correlary: 'Nice people swallow.'

Cheers, all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: E.T.
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:37 PM

Cutest one I ever saw was on the fender of a really beat up old VW bug - it just said "ouch" but it was shaped like a band-aid, holes and all!

Elaine.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: CapriUni
Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:53 PM

Aww, Elaine, that is cute!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: technission
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 02:32 AM

One I've seen on beaters a while back

Zero to Sixty in 15 minutes


Then there were the service trucks for a window-treatment company here that
had this slogan on sides and on back:

A blind man is driving this truck


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: SharonA
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 11:54 AM

I saw this on the back of a house trailer:

"I Go Where I'm Towed".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 11:57 AM

All Stressed Up And No One To Hit.

Normal People Scare Me

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: annamill
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 01:22 PM

My daughter, who recently was diagnosed with MS, as some of you know, has asked me to get her a tea shirt that says "I've got a run in my MYLONS" and also, "MYLON CHALLANGED".

Love, annamill


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: CapriUni
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 01:52 PM

Annamill -- I love the "runs" one.

During the hight of the cold war, I remember seeing this sticker on the back of a wheelchair:

Fund MS research, not MX research (though my memory may be faulty -- it was something along those lines). With Shrub threatening to bring back "star wars", it may be time to bring that sticker back!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: kendall
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 03:38 PM

One of the best I ever saw was during the Watergate hearings, right after Nixon fired special prosecutor Cox; IMPEACH THE COX SACKER.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 06:51 PM

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

For those who haven't seen them, America has a lot of anti-tailgating bumperstickers that say, "If you can read this,you're too damn close."


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From: GUEST,Wayne
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 07:11 PM

I'd rather you were sailing, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: CapriUni
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 09:21 PM

LOL, Wayne!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 09:57 PM

Picked this one up years ago in London:
WARNING! This Car Runs On Prune Juice.
Leaving Florida? Take A Friend.
We Don't Care How They Did It Up North.
Eat Mo' Cooter.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 10:28 PM

Us "biker" types have smaller sticky thingys which are called helmet stickers. Here are some:

Damn, I got old quick!

Men are like tiles, if you lay them right you can walk on them forever.

I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

$15,000 and 15 miles don't make you a biker

I'm home, take me drunk!

My favorite all time bumper sticker, seen on the back of a pick-up, up there in Wyoming (kat):

Hippies are living proof that cowboys screw sheep

also seen in Wyoming on the back of a pick-up: Cowboy Cadillac

My favorite "vanity" plate comes from California. I saw this while riding over in Marin County, on a Rolls: GREED

Many of the helmet stickers are outrageously obscene, all part of the "biker" mystique, no doubt but the good thing is many are printed on reflective material which allows the motorist to realize he is about to hit a motorcyclist!

CB


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 15 Apr 02 - 10:29 PM

Whoops! I just remembered what the late Herb Caen, columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle called these:

Bumper snickers!

CB


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 16 Apr 02 - 12:24 AM

The last place in the world one expects to see a bumper sticker is on the back of a Cadillac. But, I've seen one. It said, "As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: kendall
Date: 16 Apr 02 - 05:39 AM

Yes, there are some nasty ones too; On the back of a bikers leather jacket; IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF.

WOMEN/MEN ARE LIKE DOG TURDS, THE OLDER THEY GET, THE EASIER IT IS TO PICK THEM UP.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 03:48 PM

Kendall! Those are baaaaadd!*bg*

Saw these two on the same car, today. Curious juxtaposition:

My President is Charleton Heston - NRA

Don't let your mind wander...it's too little to be left alone
;

there were also a couple of honour student stickers on it from high school.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,whistleworks
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 03:55 PM

Seen on the VERY smashed in rear end of a car. "Warning, I brake for tailgaters".

I live on the water next to a harbor in Chesapeake City, Maryland. And so I see a lot of boat names. Here is the very best... Never Again II

Cheers,

Bob Pegritz


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: sophocleese
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 04:28 PM

Next time use ALL your fingers when you wave to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Deda
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 04:34 PM

One that was seen in Boulder during the '96 election campaign (Everyone wanted one but it turned out it was a hand-made, one-of-a-kind) Dole for Pineapple.

One I have never actually put on my car even though it's true most of the time -- it's stuck up in my study and in my storage locker: I'd rather be translating Latin.

A book title that I'd like to see on a bumper sticker: The heart is a little to the left.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 07:23 PM

My favorite from the '96 campaign:
ROLL HEMP

I went up to the Sierra Club booth at our local Earth Day celebration to view the impressive array of bumper stickers. Most were variations on the theme that corporate America is to blame for everything from pollution to dandruff.
It caused a great deal of consternation when I asked if they were all made from recycled materials.
Apparently not.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 08:14 PM

Damn, I've been trying to remember the last really funny bumper sticker I saw, and I can't think of one. The only two non-radio stickers that I have on my car are from Unamerican Activities: One says "Follow Me To Certain Death," the other "Godless Commie Scum." Not really "knee-slappers," but I like them. :)

---Lepus Rex


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 10:04 PM

This qualifies as spooky, rather than weird. Last week I was walking through a large parking lot and happened to look at the bumper sticker on a car as I passed by. All it said was "Thank you, Jerry."

I said, "You're welcome," and walked away feeling like I was in some cheesy Twilight Zone episode.

I also like a bumper sticker that just said "Whatever."

Jerry


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: pastorpest
Date: 24 Apr 02 - 10:46 PM

Seen on the trucks of a firm named "Herbie's" whose business is emptying septic tanks: "NO ONE STICKS THEIR NOSE IN HERBIE'S BUSINESS."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 12:55 AM

On the back of an old junker limping down the road, evidently in answer to all of those bumper stickers that say "My other car is a (fill in the blank)" it said, "This IS my other car"

On the back of (believe it or not) a Cadillac -- "As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"

A strange one -- "I brake for no appearant reason."

Not a bumper sticker but still strange -- a dayglo orange Porsche (like in a crossing gaurd's belt) with a personalized liscence plate that said "Armpit". Why is it always the people without taste who have money?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Hamish
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 06:37 AM

The software house I used to work for had one which said "We build and run systems", but it was often cut'n'pasted to "We build systems and run"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 02 - 07:16 PM

I have 2 copies of a bumper sticker which was recalled! It seems that during the gas crisis of the 70's, the EPA (Environmental Protection Society) decided to promote the 55 MPH spped limit with some funny bumper stickers.....one which was printed and put out in the lobby, but HURRIEDLY packed up and destroyed read---(I got a couple because I knew someone..)

"Driving 55 is chic..driving 75 is Sheik"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Zorro
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:25 AM

Two of the funniest I've seen were both in a parking lot at a Unitarian Univrsalist Church: "Honk if you are Jesus" and "God is coming and she is pissed."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,Zorro
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:25 AM

Two of the funniest I've seen were both in a parking lot at a Unitarian Univrsalist Church: "Honk if you are Jesus" and "God is coming and she is pissed."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:39 AM

The "Thank You Jerry" was probably from the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
Seen on the back of my ancient Ford van MOBY FORD Honk If A Piece Falls OFF

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Melani
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 01:14 AM

A friend just gave me "Aubrey/Maturin in 2000". A little out of date, but still cool.

My husband always wanted one that said, "If the Bermuda Triangle is for real, why is it so hard to get dock space in Miami?"

I used to frequently see a Ford van that had the letters on the back rearranged to spell "Dorf".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Bert
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 03:01 AM

I know I've said this before but I have one that reads ...Who said Godesses should be anorexic?...
I'm still waiting for a car worthy of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 04:08 AM

Geez, Bert, that'd be perfect on one of the huge old Hudson's like THIS ONE!.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 26 Apr 02 - 08:44 AM

Or a '49 Merc'. 'SIGH'

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 07 May 02 - 02:38 PM

I saw this on the other day going into the Holland Tunnel on the back of a D****e Dart: A picture of Elvis with the caption "I'm dead" Nuff sed


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 May 02 - 03:00 PM

LOL! That's a good one, too.

I saw one, yesterday, on the back of a pick'emup truck which said, "I run over cowboy wannabes!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,macca
Date: 07 May 02 - 06:24 PM

Seen on the back of a garbage truck - "Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your garbage back."

And on a ute (pickup truck)- "If you can read this, I've lost my boat."

And probably my favourite, a matched pair on the same car which read- "If you can read this, thank a teacher." and "If you can't, why are you looking at this?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 May 02 - 06:42 PM

Seen on the back of a wheelchair:--

MY OTHER CAR
IS A CAR

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Gloredhel
Date: 07 May 02 - 06:45 PM

Saw one once which read, in Latin, "If you can see this, you're grossly overeducated and much too close."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 May 02 - 07:05 PM

Do T-shirt messages qualify?

THIS IS
NOT
A BALD SPOT!

IT'S A
SOLAR PANEL
FOR A
SEX MACHINE

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: aussiebloke
Date: 07 May 02 - 09:38 PM

Warning: I brake for hallucinations


Regards to all

aussiebloke


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 07 May 02 - 11:10 PM

Saw this one on the Isle of Man.

Young Farmers Do It In Wellies.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,macca
Date: 07 May 02 - 11:24 PM

Just remembered. Not a sticker, but a personalised number plate seen very recently on a brand new Citroen. "OUI 02". Had to do a double take before I realised somebody had a sense of humour.... Then another as I realised it could be taken a number of ways. "Oui oui" as in French, or "We 2" or "We Owe Too." Still wondering.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: VoxFox
Date: 08 May 02 - 07:12 AM

Since this thread started I have been looking more at bumpers than usual and have found a few good ones: SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

That's all for now, gotta go check out some more bumpers. VF *BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: voyager
Date: 09 May 02 - 05:30 AM

WILL BE PRESIDENT FOR FOOD


hitchhiker by the side of the road ->;


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: VoxFox
Date: 09 May 02 - 08:15 AM

Uh oh, I guess the line breaks weren't right. Dang! Place a period after ME / a period after RICH / and a period after CHOKE. Sorry 'bout that. Back to school for me! *BG* VF =(_8^(1)DOH!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Steve-o
Date: 09 May 02 - 01:15 PM

Here's one of my favorite T-shirts, Don: (on shirt back) "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Kim C
Date: 09 May 02 - 01:54 PM

Who died and made you Elvis?


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From: GUEST,Claymore
Date: 09 May 02 - 03:26 PM

Hand lettered sign on a van with the right fender torn off, "Vincent Van Go."

"Unattended Children - The Other White Meat"

"If you hit me, I can bang out the dent - But you'll never remove the stain..."

"Cerebral Palsy Marching Band"

"The Taliban were Right! Keep Women Indoors during Rush Hour!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: iRiShBaBe
Date: 09 May 02 - 04:19 PM

im not playing with myself im just adjusting my jewelery... failed to see its significance on the back of a honda 50 though!

or,

im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant manage to get my head that far up my a*s.

or,

god made pot, man made beer.... who do you trust??

or,

if size doesnt matter, how come im so popular!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: GUEST,John Galt
Date: 09 May 02 - 04:44 PM

From behind a bar in Kodiak, Alaska .........Free Boxing Lessons With Your Beer


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 09 May 02 - 09:35 PM

INSTANT ASSHOLE *** JUST ADD BEER

BEER***IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE.

And on the back of the van of a guy I know who owns a mini-brewery:

BEER MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: rea
Date: 09 May 02 - 10:11 PM

"Always forward, never straight" "Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open"

on my beat-up '81 volvo, I have mostly school stickers, but I have , in this order: "She changes everything she touches," "the episcopal church welcomes you," and a darwin fish.

scary bumper sticker: a "truth" fish eating a little darwin fish.... *shudder*


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 09 May 02 - 10:34 PM

One I want on my car: Flying a flag doesn't make you a patriot! ______________________________________

Also: There's a town east of Orlando called Bithlo. It is known for it's "trashy" trailer-parks, junk-yards, etc. It is located on Hwy 50, and coming from Orlando you have to pass through it to get to the town of Christmas - a "quaint town with a historic fort and a big-ass Christmas tree.

I'm telling you this because of the bumper sticker seen round here that goes: "Bithlo, the nightmare before Christmas."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Blackcatter
Date: 09 May 02 - 10:43 PM

I FOUND JESUS! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana,

I got a sweater for Christmas. What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.

No one ever says, "It's only a game." when their team is winning.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

I live in my own little world, but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

If a thing were worth doing it would have been done already.

If your voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil!

When things look dark, hold your head up high so it can rain up your nose.

It may be your sole purpose in life to simply serve as a warning to others.

Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

I can't remember whether I?m the good twin or the evil twin.

SOME DAYS IT'S JUST NOT WORTH GNAWING THROUGH THE STRAPS

People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

Money does grow on trees. It?s just that the banks own all the branches.

GOD IS LOVE.LOVE IS BLIND. Ray Charles is Blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

Don't sweat the petty things. Don?t pet the sweaty things.

ILLINOIS the land of the voting dead

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

Be nice to your kids - They'll choose your nursing home.

Emordnilap is palindrome spelled backwards.

WELCOME TO VIRGINIA Two Hundred Years of History Unimpeded by Progress


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From: Troll
Date: 10 May 02 - 11:24 AM

CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS.

IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE, TRY IGNORANCE

SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS

GUN CONTROL IS HITTING WHAT YOU AIM AT

JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY

IF I SLAMMED ON MY BRAKES RIGHT NOW, I COULD SUE THE HELL OUT OF YOU

NOT SO CLOSE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU

DON'T LAUGH. IT'S PAID FOR

TROLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 May 02 - 12:25 PM

Roses are red, violets are blue,
    I'm schizophrenic
    and so am I.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 10 May 02 - 01:30 PM

Money can't buy you happiness - But it makes misery a bloody sight more comfortable!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 11 May 02 - 08:07 AM

I don't know if this has been on here, but I've always liked

Visualize Whirled Peas

And a neurosurgeon friend back in the mid-80s had one that said:

Lobotomies for Republicans: It's the Law

Speaking of which, Misophist, it's 186,000 miles per second, not 386,000. Unless you've discovered something new...

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Desdemona
Date: 11 May 02 - 11:55 AM

I have one that says "Eve Was Framed" on my car. I'd like the one that says "My Other Car Is A Broom" as well!

My friend has one that reads, "Feminists Are Sexy"!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: CapriUni
Date: 12 May 02 - 12:22 AM

I saw this as a bumper sticker, but it would be better as a parking sign:

Reserved Witch Parking:
All others will be Toad.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: Troll
Date: 12 May 02 - 12:39 AM

MY EX-WIFES CAR IS A BROOM

MUSICIANS DUET BETTER

I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT NOW WE'RE MUCH BETTER.

These are prevalent locally. The Gators are the local college football team with orange and blue colors.

GOD MUST BE A GATOR. THE SUN IS ORANGE AND THE SKY IS BLUE

I BLEED ORANGE AND BLUE

My personal fave:

LEAVING FLORIDA? TAKE A FRIEND!

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three!
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:23 PM

PLEASE CONTINUE ON PART FOUR


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