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Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 07 Apr 01 - 11:02 PM Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'Here are the previous two: Funny Bumper Stickers! Funny Bumper Stickers II And, to start this one off, here's one I saw the other day:
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Margo Date: 08 Apr 01 - 12:59 AM I saw one recently (forgive me if it's already been mentioned) "Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole!" That one really made me laugh - Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: pastorpest Date: 08 Apr 01 - 08:09 PM HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bedubya Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:35 PM Not a bumper sticker, but something my ex-wife once said that would make a good one: I married once for LOVE. If I do it again it will be for LIKE....AND MONEY. BTW, she did! bwl |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Larry Boy Pratt Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:42 PM My favorite bumper sticker: I ONLY DO WHAT THE LITTLE VOICES TELL ME TO DO |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Pseudolus Date: 09 Apr 01 - 01:48 PM I'm not sure how it would fit but I'm told that this was on a bumper sticker.... "I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!!"
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bedubya Date: 09 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM Just saw this on lunchbreak: (In Old English script which causes it to look like a religious proclamation) With every day that passeth another name doth be added to the evergrowing list of people who can kiss my ass! Cheers, bwl |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Fred Date: 09 Apr 01 - 11:47 PM Someone I once knew saw a Honk If You Love Jesus sticker on a car. He honked and got the finger shot at him! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: MudGuard Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:29 AM I saw one a few days ago: Thank God I am an Atheist |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Quinton ORiley Date: 10 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM this one made me laugh "If We Stop Voteing Will They Go Away?" Well Seya Later |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Don Firth Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:26 PM A couple decades back, when American cars were made in the U. S., Japanese cars were made in Japan, British cars were made in Britain, and -- you get the picture -- I saw on the back of a Dodge Colt several bumper stickers that said things like "MY COUNTRY, RIGHT OR WRONG," "LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT," and others of that ilk, including, of course, an NRA sticker. But the one I liked best was: BUY AMERICAN I'm sure that the owner was not aware that, at the time, the Dodge Colt was made by Mitsubishi. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: TishA Date: 10 Apr 01 - 07:56 PM HONK IF YOU VOTED FOR (YOUR CHOICE HERE). IT'S THE BIG BUTTON IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR STEERING WHEEL! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,petr Date: 10 Apr 01 - 09:02 PM I stepped in it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 10 Apr 01 - 11:49 PM BORN AGAIN PAGAN troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bert Date: 11 Apr 01 - 12:05 AM I've got that one Troll! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: John P Date: 11 Apr 01 - 08:33 AM Don't Vote -- It only encourages them |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Frug Date: 12 Apr 01 - 05:54 AM Snow White thought 7 Up was a drink until she met the dwarfs |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: dick greenhaus Date: 12 Apr 01 - 09:47 AM DEFY AUTHORITY--whenever it;s permitted! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 12 Apr 01 - 12:28 PM Saw this on a truck, today:
BACK SOON |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 14 Apr 02 - 12:08 AM One more from Wyoming before I move on to those in Colorado: |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: jimlad Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:14 AM Outside a pub near Manchester: Beer drinkers wanted, no previous experience neccessary. Pro nuclear industry sticker: There were more peoplle killed in Ted Kennedy's car than at TMI. Shoes for sale,buy one get one free. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Jon Bartlett Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:41 AM WOMEN LOVE ME, FISH FEAR ME |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Night Owl Date: 14 Apr 02 - 03:47 AM "Birds have bills, and they can STILL soar." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Dead Horse Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:03 AM On my camper-van. Old Age Travellers In Transit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: van lingle Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:33 AM Saw this one in downtown Naples, FL where we probably have as many or more Rolls, Mercedes, Porches etc. per capita as any place in the world, attached to the bumper of a rusted-out, early 60's Chevy: My other car is also a piece of shit.
Also noteworthy: Horn broke. Watch for finger. And one my ex-wife had on her old beater, the aforementioned "My other car is a broom." How true that was. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Gareth less Cookie Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:22 AM I should have read these threads befor !! A little parochial but ....... "If Wales was flat it would be bigger than England" "I stop for sheep"
"Keep Wales tidy - Dump your litter in England" and my all time favourite (seen in a traffic que on the M25) "I'd rather be sailing" Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: DMcG Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:44 AM I once saw a 'My other car is a Porsche' sticker in the back window of a Rolls-Royce. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: kendall Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:32 AM While in England I saw a sticker on the back of a plumbers truck, IF IT HAS WHEELS OR TITS, YOU WILL HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT. The driver was a real grease ball. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 14 Apr 02 - 10:12 AM Ah these all all great additions! Night Owl, I LOVE that one! I don't know why I named two of these threads number "3", I think this one was supposed to be "4" and I missed it. Anyway, the other number "3" is a LOT longer and can be read by clicking here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: mack/misophist Date: 14 Apr 02 - 11:09 AM This was probably in an earlier thread, but: 386,000 miles per second It's not just a good idea, It's the law. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 14 Apr 02 - 12:56 PM Seven Of The Nine Voices Say Go Back To Bed. WARNING!! I Drive As Bad As You Do. Tailgate At Your Own Risk. Driver Chews Tobacco. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: CapriUni Date: 14 Apr 02 - 02:06 PM With a archtypal silhouette of a witch flying on a broom: Witches don't fly off the handle And one I haven't seen, but have been trying to put into words since 9/11, and just now came to me: It takes more than guns to defend freedom. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Sonnet Date: 14 Apr 02 - 04:27 PM 'Lacemakers do it on pillows.' JMcS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bruce Date: 14 Apr 02 - 05:32 PM "One Nuclear Bomb Can Ruin Your Whole Day" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Gareth - sans coekkie Date: 14 Apr 02 - 06:08 PM Graphittii seen above a paper dispenser ( T Roll Holder) at the University of Kent at Canterbury. " Social Science Degrees - Please take one !" and no, I wasn't a student there - I was just passing thru.
Seen at Tesco's Ystrad Mynach this morning Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: kendall Date: 14 Apr 02 - 07:19 PM Corduroy pillows are making head lines. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Rustic Rebel Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:21 PM I have these on my vehicles; I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Grow your own dope, plant a man. Religion should stay out of politics or be taxed. Bloom where you are planted. Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Lynn Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:23 PM My in-laws (83 & 87) have a secondary plate on their RV - that qualifies as a bumper sticker, don't it??? It says, "Recycled teenagers". (They're a great pair.) My brother, a member of the Unitarian Universalist Church, has a favorite that he saw: UUC - First church on the left. I thought 'Mean people suck' was a good one until I saw the correlary: 'Nice people swallow.' Cheers, all. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: E.T. Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:37 PM Cutest one I ever saw was on the fender of a really beat up old VW bug - it just said "ouch" but it was shaped like a band-aid, holes and all! Elaine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: CapriUni Date: 14 Apr 02 - 09:53 PM Aww, Elaine, that is cute! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: technission Date: 15 Apr 02 - 02:32 AM One I've seen on beaters a while back Zero to Sixty in 15 minutes Then there were the service trucks for a window-treatment company here that had this slogan on sides and on back: A blind man is driving this truck |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: SharonA Date: 15 Apr 02 - 11:54 AM I saw this on the back of a house trailer: "I Go Where I'm Towed". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 15 Apr 02 - 11:57 AM All Stressed Up And No One To Hit. Normal People Scare Me troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: annamill Date: 15 Apr 02 - 01:22 PM My daughter, who recently was diagnosed with MS, as some of you know, has asked me to get her a tea shirt that says "I've got a run in my MYLONS" and also, "MYLON CHALLANGED". Love, annamill |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: CapriUni Date: 15 Apr 02 - 01:52 PM Annamill -- I love the "runs" one. During the hight of the cold war, I remember seeing this sticker on the back of a wheelchair: Fund MS research, not MX research (though my memory may be faulty -- it was something along those lines). With Shrub threatening to bring back "star wars", it may be time to bring that sticker back! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: kendall Date: 15 Apr 02 - 03:38 PM One of the best I ever saw was during the Watergate hearings, right after Nixon fired special prosecutor Cox; IMPEACH THE COX SACKER. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 15 Apr 02 - 06:51 PM If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. For those who haven't seen them, America has a lot of anti-tailgating bumperstickers that say, "If you can read this,you're too damn close."
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Wayne Date: 15 Apr 02 - 07:11 PM I'd rather you were sailing, too. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: CapriUni Date: 15 Apr 02 - 09:21 PM LOL, Wayne! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 15 Apr 02 - 09:57 PM Picked this one up years ago in London: WARNING! This Car Runs On Prune Juice. Leaving Florida? Take A Friend. We Don't Care How They Did It Up North. Eat Mo' Cooter. troll |
