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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 04 Jun 02 - 02:23 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 12 May 02 - 12:39 AM MY EX-WIFES CAR IS A BROOM MUSICIANS DUET BETTER I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC BUT NOW WE'RE MUCH BETTER. These are prevalent locally. The Gators are the local college football team with orange and blue colors. GOD MUST BE A GATOR. THE SUN IS ORANGE AND THE SKY IS BLUE I BLEED ORANGE AND BLUE My personal fave: LEAVING FLORIDA? TAKE A FRIEND! troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: CapriUni Date: 12 May 02 - 12:22 AM I saw this as a bumper sticker, but it would be better as a parking sign:
Reserved Witch Parking: |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Desdemona Date: 11 May 02 - 11:55 AM I have one that says "Eve Was Framed" on my car. I'd like the one that says "My Other Car Is A Broom" as well! My friend has one that reads, "Feminists Are Sexy"! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Mark Cohen Date: 11 May 02 - 08:07 AM I don't know if this has been on here, but I've always liked Visualize Whirled Peas And a neurosurgeon friend back in the mid-80s had one that said: Lobotomies for Republicans: It's the Law Speaking of which, Misophist, it's 186,000 miles per second, not 386,000. Unless you've discovered something new... Aloha, Mark |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: The Walrus at work Date: 10 May 02 - 01:30 PM Money can't buy you happiness - But it makes misery a bloody sight more comfortable! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 10 May 02 - 12:25 PM Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 10 May 02 - 11:24 AM CRIMINALS PREFER UNARMED VICTIMS. IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE, TRY IGNORANCE SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS GUN CONTROL IS HITTING WHAT YOU AIM AT JESUS IS COMING. LOOK BUSY IF I SLAMMED ON MY BRAKES RIGHT NOW, I COULD SUE THE HELL OUT OF YOU NOT SO CLOSE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU DON'T LAUGH. IT'S PAID FOR TROLL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Blackcatter Date: 09 May 02 - 10:43 PM I FOUND JESUS! He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana, I got a sweater for Christmas. What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner. No one ever says, "It's only a game." when their team is winning. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. I live in my own little world, but it's OK, everyone knows me here. If a thing were worth doing it would have been done already. If your voting could really change things, it would be illegal. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? Stop the Slaughter! Boycott Baby Oil! When things look dark, hold your head up high so it can rain up your nose. It may be your sole purpose in life to simply serve as a warning to others. Gargling twice a day is a good way to see if your throat leaks. I can't remember whether I?m the good twin or the evil twin. SOME DAYS IT'S JUST NOT WORTH GNAWING THROUGH THE STRAPS People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop. Money does grow on trees. It?s just that the banks own all the branches. GOD IS LOVE.LOVE IS BLIND. Ray Charles is Blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God. Don't sweat the petty things. Don?t pet the sweaty things. ILLINOIS the land of the voting dead What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Be nice to your kids - They'll choose your nursing home. Emordnilap is palindrome spelled backwards. WELCOME TO VIRGINIA Two Hundred Years of History Unimpeded by Progress |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Blackcatter Date: 09 May 02 - 10:34 PM One I want on my car: Flying a flag doesn't make you a patriot! ______________________________________ Also: There's a town east of Orlando called Bithlo. It is known for it's "trashy" trailer-parks, junk-yards, etc. It is located on Hwy 50, and coming from Orlando you have to pass through it to get to the town of Christmas - a "quaint town with a historic fort and a big-ass Christmas tree. I'm telling you this because of the bumper sticker seen round here that goes: "Bithlo, the nightmare before Christmas." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: rea Date: 09 May 02 - 10:11 PM "Always forward, never straight" "Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open" on my beat-up '81 volvo, I have mostly school stickers, but I have , in this order: "She changes everything she touches," "the episcopal church welcomes you," and a darwin fish. scary bumper sticker: a "truth" fish eating a little darwin fish.... *shudder* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 09 May 02 - 09:35 PM INSTANT ASSHOLE *** JUST ADD BEER BEER***IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE. And on the back of the van of a guy I know who owns a mini-brewery: BEER MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,John Galt Date: 09 May 02 - 04:44 PM From behind a bar in Kodiak, Alaska .........Free Boxing Lessons With Your Beer |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: iRiShBaBe Date: 09 May 02 - 04:19 PM im not playing with myself im just adjusting my jewelery... failed to see its significance on the back of a honda 50 though! or, im trying to see things from your point of view but i cant manage to get my head that far up my a*s. or, god made pot, man made beer.... who do you trust?? or, if size doesnt matter, how come im so popular!!
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Claymore Date: 09 May 02 - 03:26 PM Hand lettered sign on a van with the right fender torn off, "Vincent Van Go." "Unattended Children - The Other White Meat" "If you hit me, I can bang out the dent - But you'll never remove the stain..." "Cerebral Palsy Marching Band" "The Taliban were Right! Keep Women Indoors during Rush Hour!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Kim C Date: 09 May 02 - 01:54 PM Who died and made you Elvis? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Steve-o Date: 09 May 02 - 01:15 PM Here's one of my favorite T-shirts, Don: (on shirt back) "I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: VoxFox Date: 09 May 02 - 08:15 AM Uh oh, I guess the line breaks weren't right. Dang! Place a period after ME / a period after RICH / and a period after CHOKE. Sorry 'bout that. Back to school for me! *BG* VF =(_8^(1)DOH! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: voyager Date: 09 May 02 - 05:30 AM WILL BE PRESIDENT FOR FOODhitchhiker by the side of the road ->; |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: VoxFox Date: 08 May 02 - 07:12 AM Since this thread started I have been looking more at bumpers than usual and have found a few good ones: SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. That's all for now, gotta go check out some more bumpers. VF *BG* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,macca Date: 07 May 02 - 11:24 PM Just remembered. Not a sticker, but a personalised number plate seen very recently on a brand new Citroen. "OUI 02". Had to do a double take before I realised somebody had a sense of humour.... Then another as I realised it could be taken a number of ways. "Oui oui" as in French, or "We 2" or "We Owe Too." Still wondering. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 07 May 02 - 11:10 PM Saw this one on the Isle of Man. Young Farmers Do It In Wellies. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: aussiebloke Date: 07 May 02 - 09:38 PM Regards to all aussiebloke |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Don Firth Date: 07 May 02 - 07:05 PM Do T-shirt messages qualify?
THIS ISIT'S A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Gloredhel Date: 07 May 02 - 06:45 PM Saw one once which read, in Latin, "If you can see this, you're grossly overeducated and much too close." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Don Firth Date: 07 May 02 - 06:42 PM Seen on the back of a wheelchair:--
IS A CAR Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,macca Date: 07 May 02 - 06:24 PM Seen on the back of a garbage truck - "Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your garbage back." And on a ute (pickup truck)- "If you can read this, I've lost my boat." And probably my favourite, a matched pair on the same car which read- "If you can read this, thank a teacher." and "If you can't, why are you looking at this?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 07 May 02 - 03:00 PM LOL! That's a good one, too. I saw one, yesterday, on the back of a pick'emup truck which said, "I run over cowboy wannabes!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: EBarnacle1 Date: 07 May 02 - 02:38 PM I saw this on the other day going into the Holland Tunnel on the back of a D****e Dart: A picture of Elvis with the caption "I'm dead" Nuff sed |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 26 Apr 02 - 08:44 AM Or a '49 Merc'. 'SIGH' troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 26 Apr 02 - 04:08 AM Geez, Bert, that'd be perfect on one of the huge old Hudson's like THIS ONE!. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bert Date: 26 Apr 02 - 03:01 AM I know I've said this before but I have one that reads ...Who said Godesses should be anorexic?... I'm still waiting for a car worthy of it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Melani Date: 26 Apr 02 - 01:14 AM A friend just gave me "Aubrey/Maturin in 2000". A little out of date, but still cool. My husband always wanted one that said, "If the Bermuda Triangle is for real, why is it so hard to get dock space in Miami?" I used to frequently see a Ford van that had the letters on the back rearranged to spell "Dorf". |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:39 AM The "Thank You Jerry" was probably from the Jerry Lewis Telethon. Seen on the back of my ancient Ford van MOBY FORD Honk If A Piece Falls OFF troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Zorro Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:25 AM Two of the funniest I've seen were both in a parking lot at a Unitarian Univrsalist Church: "Honk if you are Jesus" and "God is coming and she is pissed." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,Zorro Date: 26 Apr 02 - 12:25 AM Two of the funniest I've seen were both in a parking lot at a Unitarian Univrsalist Church: "Honk if you are Jesus" and "God is coming and she is pissed." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Bill D Date: 25 Apr 02 - 07:16 PM I have 2 copies of a bumper sticker which was recalled! It seems that during the gas crisis of the 70's, the EPA (Environmental Protection Society) decided to promote the 55 MPH spped limit with some funny bumper stickers.....one which was printed and put out in the lobby, but HURRIEDLY packed up and destroyed read---(I got a couple because I knew someone..) "Driving 55 is chic..driving 75 is Sheik" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Hamish Date: 25 Apr 02 - 06:37 AM The software house I used to work for had one which said "We build and run systems", but it was often cut'n'pasted to "We build systems and run" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 25 Apr 02 - 12:55 AM On the back of an old junker limping down the road, evidently in answer to all of those bumper stickers that say "My other car is a (fill in the blank)" it said, "This IS my other car" On the back of (believe it or not) a Cadillac -- "As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!" A strange one -- "I brake for no appearant reason." Not a bumper sticker but still strange -- a dayglo orange Porsche (like in a crossing gaurd's belt) with a personalized liscence plate that said "Armpit". Why is it always the people without taste who have money? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: pastorpest Date: 24 Apr 02 - 10:46 PM Seen on the trucks of a firm named "Herbie's" whose business is emptying septic tanks: "NO ONE STICKS THEIR NOSE IN HERBIE'S BUSINESS." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 24 Apr 02 - 10:04 PM This qualifies as spooky, rather than weird. Last week I was walking through a large parking lot and happened to look at the bumper sticker on a car as I passed by. All it said was "Thank you, Jerry."
I said, "You're welcome," and walked away feeling like I was in some cheesy Twilight Zone episode. I also like a bumper sticker that just said "Whatever." Jerry |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Lepus Rex Date: 24 Apr 02 - 08:14 PM Damn, I've been trying to remember the last really funny bumper sticker I saw, and I can't think of one. The only two non-radio stickers that I have on my car are from Unamerican Activities: One says "Follow Me To Certain Death," the other "Godless Commie Scum." Not really "knee-slappers," but I like them. :) ---Lepus Rex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Troll Date: 24 Apr 02 - 07:23 PM My favorite from the '96 campaign: ROLL HEMP
I went up to the Sierra Club booth at our local Earth Day celebration to view the impressive array of bumper stickers. Most were variations on the theme that corporate America is to blame for everything from pollution to dandruff. troll |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Deda Date: 24 Apr 02 - 04:34 PM One that was seen in Boulder during the '96 election campaign (Everyone wanted one but it turned out it was a hand-made, one-of-a-kind) Dole for Pineapple. One I have never actually put on my car even though it's true most of the time -- it's stuck up in my study and in my storage locker: I'd rather be translating Latin.
A book title that I'd like to see on a bumper sticker: The heart is a little to the left. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: sophocleese Date: 24 Apr 02 - 04:28 PM Next time use ALL your fingers when you wave to me.
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: GUEST,whistleworks Date: 24 Apr 02 - 03:55 PM Seen on the VERY smashed in rear end of a car. "Warning, I brake for tailgaters". I live on the water next to a harbor in Chesapeake City, Maryland. And so I see a lot of boat names. Here is the very best... Never Again II Cheers, Bob Pegritz |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: katlaughing Date: 24 Apr 02 - 03:48 PM Kendall! Those are baaaaadd!*bg* Saw these two on the same car, today. Curious juxtaposition: My President is Charleton Heston - NRA Don't let your mind wander...it's too little to be left alone; there were also a couple of honour student stickers on it from high school. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: kendall Date: 16 Apr 02 - 05:39 AM Yes, there are some nasty ones too; On the back of a bikers leather jacket; IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF. WOMEN/MEN ARE LIKE DOG TURDS, THE OLDER THEY GET, THE EASIER IT IS TO PICK THEM UP. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 16 Apr 02 - 12:24 AM The last place in the world one expects to see a bumper sticker is on the back of a Cadillac. But, I've seen one. It said, "As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumper Stickers - Three! From: Coyote Breath Date: 15 Apr 02 - 10:29 PM Whoops! I just remembered what the late Herb Caen, columnist for the San Francisco Chronicle called these: Bumper snickers! CB |
