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Subject: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:25 PM Well KimC first thought bread machines were the antichrist, then changed her mind and decided it must be WalMart. I have always thought Bill Gates was the antichrist, although I'm open to correction. I don't want to talk about deep theology or end-times scenarios. Just the semi-silly ways people use this term. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: kendall Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:26 PM I thought Les Paul was the anti christ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:28 PM And here I thought it was Ru Paul. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:28 PM Maybe they're the same person? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:29 PM I've always WANTED to be the antichrist! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Joe Offer Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:32 PM Not to get political or anything, but I always thought Ronald Reagan was the antichrist. I still do. There was something apocalyptic about his regime. -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:49 PM No, Joe, that would be Nancy..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:51 PM Maybe Nancy is the Beast? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:52 PM She did sorta tend to slouch didn't she... Hummmmmmm? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: CarolC Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:53 PM Reagan's a contender, for sure, but I think it's Barry Manilow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 01:58 PM I saw BM in concert and he was a very polished and professional entertainer and gave a great show. Hmmmm.... Maybe that was your point? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: zander (inactive) Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:07 PM You are all wrong it's either Demis Roussos or Barry White , this is an odd thing for me to say being an atheist. Blessings on you all, Dave |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:11 PM Hey, this kind of theological discussion presupposes no specific religious belief, Dave! But who is Demis Roussos? Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Karen Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:14 PM I'm drawing a tie between John Tesh and Kenny G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:24 PM Well, y'know, sometimes EVIL just isn't a strong enough word. I had some friends in college who swore their housemate's cat was the antichrist because he knocked over the Christmas tree. I see nobody mentioned Ted Turner. Or Marilyn Manson. It could be Anne Robinson. (goodbye!) Or maybe Regis Philbin. Naaaaahhhh...... Wal-Mart. Where you can buy a bread machine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Matt_R Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:34 PM Ah yes, another "whom do you hate enough to receive THIS title?" thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: sophocleese Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:35 PM Mike Harris. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:36 PM June Lockheart |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:54 PM I don't know...I think it is a toss up between Susan...Mollificent....Katlaughing...and Scorcher..... Amerginwhojustrealisedheisinrealdeepshit.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: GUEST,Wavestar Date: 18 Apr 01 - 02:59 PM Marilyn Manson wants to bethe antiChrist but isn't cool enough. I'm with Alex, I've come to be certain it's Bill Gates. Or maybe Dubya. No flames! no flames! Just in fun! -J |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:31 PM Marilyn Manson is obviously just a red herring to take attention from the REAL a.c., Nancy Reagan's astrologer Joan, who, having sunk the Titanic, blown up the Hindenburg and kidnapped the Lindbergh baby, is now channeling through the heavy-metal Pat Boone, who is really only a golem [sp?]. The real Pat Boone is in the sanitarium with Elvis and James Dean, waiting for power to fail in New York so they can all come back. Is that more like what you had in mind, Mousethief?? Chicken Charlie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: guinnesschik Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:35 PM Kathy Lee Gifford |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:46 PM Charlie, Does Joan shop at Wal-Mart? I think it's "golim." There was an episode of the X-Files about this a long time ago..... Speaking of the X-Files, I'd vote for the Smoking Man if he were real. I bet he buys his fags at Wal-Mart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:50 PM Kim-- He shops at WalMart most of the time, but tends to buy cigs from an illegal alien who was part of a ring that sold hot bread machines until he got busted and spent six months in prison in Louisiana. He kept his head together by playing REALLY funky versions of Barry Manilow songs on an old slide guitar that used to belong the Kathy Lee. The alien, that is, not the S.M. Hard to keep all these guys straight. CC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM Heeheeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Pseudolus Date: 18 Apr 01 - 03:54 PM I think "Barney" is the anti-christ....
I Love You, Frank who hates ANYTHING purple..... lol!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: mousethief Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:02 PM How about that paper clip in Microsoft Word? "I see you're writing an email about bread machines! Office Assistant can help you evaluate your bread machine! Do you have a: [ ] Zojirushi [ ] Hamilton Beach [ ] Black and Decker [ ] Close Window" Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:12 PM It's the stupid thing's eyebrows that kill me. I do, at the risk of becoming serious, often ask myself why anyone smart enough to write programs can be convinced that a person laboring over a hopefully "creative" writing project can be helped by having gratuitous distractions on the very same screen. If you think the paper clip is bad--you know there are options, including a red happy face?? Do these guys think the whole WORLD is on meth??? But they do win the Nobel Prize for perfection because their version of HELP is perfectly useless. I long for the days of Word Perfect for DOS, on which I could actually lay out a page the way I wanted to. Oh, just try abbreviating "northeast" sometime, and see what Mister Paper Clip does. I think Joan supplied the codes for this part of the program. CC |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Clinton Hammond Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:31 PM "golem" is correct... At least according to alll the D&D I played years ago... LOL!!
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 04:40 PM Indeed, D&D is a much more reliable source for correct spelling than X-files is. That's because it's nearer to the head of the alphabet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:09 PM Well, I'm just an unfrozen caveman. I don't understand about your modern strategy games. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:28 PM *grins* Well, my 14th level elven warrior says it's spelled "golem". Of course, you can't trust those hack and slash types for spelling. (Yeah, yeah...so I'm a D&D geek. Gimme a break.) As for the antichrist...my vote goes to Richard Simmons. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: hesperis Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:38 PM Mike Harris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:42 PM Mike Harris has two votes. Who is he? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:44 PM Bad news folks. My understanding of the antichrist is that while he will epitomize Evil, he will not appear evil. This lets pretty much everyone who has been mentioned so far off the hook. As much as it pains me to say so, the only truly viable candidate for antichrist is Bill Clinton. Did we really thing we would get rid of him that easilly? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: MMario Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM see? I told you it was June Lockheart! Mr. Hilary doesappear evil to some...so he's disqualified. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:46 PM I can't believe noone's even mentioned Maggie Thatcher. How cruelly fleeting fame can be.
But that quote from St Francis she laid on everybody when she first emerged to talk to the media - "Where there is..." In a movie, that's just what you'd expect to get from the antichrist. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:50 PM Everybody loves Wal-Mart. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Burke Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:50 PM Who needs D&D? Golem, a homunculus or figure made to represent a man: said to have been made and endowed with life by Reb Löw of Prague in the middle ages; hence, any one who acts like an automaton. (1928 Funk's Stand. Dict.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Ebbie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:52 PM I don't know about an antichrist but personally, I'm keeping an eye on V. Putin to typify something. He doesn't really look reincarnated- more on the order of dug up. EB |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 05:53 PM Maybe he's a golem. (See, I spelt it right that time.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:00 PM I think Comrade Putin just typifies borsch. I didn't say I didn't know what a golem WAS fer antichrissakes, I just wasn't sure how to spell it. I nominate Ekrub, which brings up an interesting point--has anybody figured out how to reverse direction on a CD? If not, how do we communicate with Satan in the new millennium?? CC (which backwards is still CC--how Satanic is that??) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:04 PM He's in the bread machine isle at Wal-Mart. (yes I have too much time on my hands today) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Caitrin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:12 PM The subliminal messages are just even -more- subliminal, Charlie. You don't even know Satan's communicated until you've already shot the bus full of nuns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:17 PM Kind of like Clinton, then, huh? Didn't know what I was in for till I'd already voted for him. Kim--Who? Putin or Satan? There is no such thing as too much time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Kim C Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM Both of 'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Bedubya Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:27 PM Then there are those little Telly Tubby guys. Took the British over two hundred years to get revenge for that little spat in 1776, but, by God, they got it! Sicced the antichrist in all those poor colonial kids. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Amergin Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:41 PM Who was it that announced to the nation that the purple teletubby was gay? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: harpmolly Date: 18 Apr 01 - 06:44 PM Damn, I stumbled on this thread late. :PPP Amergin...you will pay for that. Oh, yes, you will. ;) Alex: LOLOL!!! I just got Publisher 2000 and the damn thing is 3D now! as if it wasn't bad enough...you're on the money. :) Personally, my vote goes to Mark Burnett. But I'm visualizing myself being violently ejected from the Mudcat should I actually admit that I watch Survivor, so maybe I'll shut up now... And while I'm on evil TV personalities, I think the Smoking Man has been officially replaced as X-Files Antichrist by the Evil FBI Director now. You know, the one who can't be bothered to even TRY to be subtle? "I want you to drop this case. Now. Uh, did you hear me? I said drop it...crap, nobody's listening to me. I'm going to go watch some more Godfather movies now..." And speaking of Christ and the X-Files, if they hit me over the head with the resurrection metaphor any more, I'm going to file suit for egregious mental cruelty. Gee, why didn't they stretch out the episodes a little more so Mulder could come back from the dead (after being tortured the whole season on a gratuitously cross-shaped apparatus and suffer wounds in his hands, feet, and sides...gotta love the subtlety) on EASTER SUNDAY??? they missed a great opportunity there... okay, I'm just making myself look worse. I'm going to pretend to do some work now. :) M |
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Subject: RE: BS: Just for fun: the antichrist? From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 18 Apr 01 - 07:53 PM Bumper sticker idea: Honk if you are the Antichrist! Seamus |