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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 24 Apr 01 - 01:36 PM I'm large and hairy, Mad Maudlin, can I be the sacred animal? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Wavestar Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:28 PM It all seemed too good to be true. *sigh* Jesbu Palyo, the chastened. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 03:32 PM Hey, I don't want to stop Jedi bashing. Jedi bashing is what being a Sith Lady is all about. If I don't get to vaporize Jedi Knights with my light saber, that takes half the fun out of joining the Dark Side! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R Date: 24 Apr 01 - 05:49 PM The Empire must be destroyed! And WHO has the most TIE fighter kills? Goodwyn Hawtayne, that's me. Nothing is more gratifying than flying strait into a hail of fire from a Class-B Imperial frigate and ramming a fistload of proton-torpedoes down it's throat! Tie fighters, bombers, interceptors...they all feel the bite of my ion cannon! Up the Rebel Alliance! I eat Sith for BREAKFAST! --Goodwyn Hawtayne, Flight leader, Red Squadron of Calamari Cruiser Defiance. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: mousethief Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:14 PM That's the trouble with those rebels. Never could spell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: kendall Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:16 PM Why not Salacious Crumm? he's funny looking. Or, I could go along with the Bantha. There is someone at my door...what? sand people? Oh, NO!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Amergin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:20 PM I, Natto Tobon, shall henceforth be the God of the New Jedi Order as we sweep across the galaxy crushing the unworthy beneath the heels of my might. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 24 Apr 01 - 06:50 PM To return to the initial question, may I nominate the miniature schnauzer? They seem to have no redeeming social values. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:07 PM Just try it, Rebel Boy. Your puny ion cannon is nothing in the face of the full power of the Dark Side of the Force. I could crush your little skull with a flick of my wrist. ~Darth Caitrin, Sith Lady, who has a Death Star that will gladly blow your cruiser to smithereens. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:11 PM So many have said so, yet here I stand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: toadfrog Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM I think the Jedi were intended to be a religion. Whatshisname that made the movie was an apostle of Joseph Campbell, who is all the time being denounced on the Web as a horseman of the Apocalypse, apostle of New Age religion, and the like (look for Joseph Campbell on googol (not "google" and see what fascinating stuff turns up). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:15 PM Re. first post "Mary had a little lamb" Did you know she actually existed? I was drinking beer in what was her house here in Worthing the other night... I tried a "surreal experience thread" on that as we had been out listening to Bob Fox - but just got a rant thread about F&M. Liam Neeson's sister lives in Worthing too - just to stray back to SWs - Star Trek anyone? Councillor Diana Troy used to be in Rep. here too
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 24 Apr 01 - 07:18 PM We're just biding our time, Hawtayne. When the time is right, we shall strike. Oo...Star Trek. :) I'm a Next Generation/DS9 junkie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Julie B leaving for airport Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:01 PM "Can we declare the sheep to be unclean?" ....would Ewe Anne McGregor be an exception? (aka young Obi-wan) :-) Julie B |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: thosp Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:31 PM honestly -- can't we just apropriate some other religions' sacred animal? -- it worked for alot of other religions! -- a cow would be good for example and we could claim the expression "don't have a cow" as our own ----------- also MattR -i had sith for breakfast once - and i think it's highly over rated thomc bro ra (aka) peace (Y) thosp |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Matt_R Date: 24 Apr 01 - 09:43 PM I know, but it was ingratiating to watch his face as I wacked his leg off and fried it with me eggs. I also carry the mutilated head of Darth Maul in my toolbox, which I cut from his rotting bifurcated body. I'm just a man with a red guitar, three chords and the truth, and a shitload of meta-chlorines. How 'bout you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: thosp Date: 24 Apr 01 - 10:04 PM well that explaines it i guess -- mine was'nt rotting and i was told the intestines were a delicasy -- maybe i should have tried the legs with the red guitar peace (Y) thosp |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chip2447 Date: 25 Apr 01 - 12:09 AM I don't know nuttin bout no sacred animals but we must worship the holy relic of duct tape as it represents the force....A light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Haral Maco |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:33 AM Maybe Jedi will start to split into different factions. We will get Jedist monks who cannot talk because they are always too drunk on the beer they make. Jeduits can start purging the religion of unbelievers by applying cruel head-dresses to princesses.... And what's with this Sith business. I thought he was an old bloke with a big moustache on Emmerdale??? Dave the Gnome, or Irish Jedi Davpo StPat!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Crazy Eddie Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:50 AM MMario Do ladybugs dream of plaid orangatangs? sounds more like "BladeRunner" than "Starwars" I think. "Plaid Orangutangs" sounds pretty zany though! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:09 AM Deanna Troy came from my home town of Walsall, you know. She'd look good with pretzels ... so did Sue Lawley and Noddy Holder, and Boy George lived there for a year. I think Walsall would benefit from the Death Star treatment, actually, but leave the Art Gallery and the Black Statue of Princess Di of as a warning to future generations. Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 07:36 AM Back after two days of not being able to access Mudcat..AAARGH! :-) Love this thread! Naemanson: That depends. Do you eat people when I point at them and say, "Look, bantha fodder"? Large and hairy...large and hairy...hang on...hey, it's you, Chewbacca! I didn't know you were a Mudcatter (Mudwookie?) *BG* MMario: of course they do. What did you think? Mrrzy: *blush* thanks. Sorry, got to go, those stormtroopers are sticking parking tickets on my X-Wing again. Damn!
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Date: 25 Apr 01 - 07:47 AM Walsall for Deathstar treament - nah, Worthing first - that's "the place to beam" (with apologies to Brighton's slogan for city status bid) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:29 AM As to sacred and unclean animals, you folks are just SO terracentric! in your nominations! It's clear that the unclean animal just has to be the flonkwrolt, from Fargelion III! Dave Oesterreich (that's a weird enough name for anyone!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:30 AM Just a warning... *cue dramatic Imperial music* My Death Star is now fully operational. I have heard that the rebel scum is congregating in a bar known as The Mudcat Tavern (doubtlessly another one of that Calrissian fellow's places), therefore it shall be the test target. You are powerless to stop me. Mwahahahahahaha! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:33 AM All through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall, always. --Mohandas Gandhi |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:36 AM Caitrin: Bah. We rebels aren't afraid of anything. So come here if you dare! Nyah nyah nyah! BTW, I've just viewed the possum pics. Spaw, I'm shocked. I always thought you were a decent person. *BG* Got to lie down in a darkened room until the shaking wears off... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Matt_R Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:44 AM Yeah! Not afraid of ANYTHING! After all, our SOA kickball team is called "The Black Goats of Death", and our motto is "Bleed Fire. Vomit Darkness. Play Kickball." Your Death Star is merely a really big magic 8-ball filled with pinball machine parts. --Goodwyn Hawtayne |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 25 Apr 01 - 10:51 AM To get back to the original question... naked mole-rats have always given me the creeps, so I nominate them (sorry, guys, but only a mother could love you..)See: Here RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 03:56 PM Wooo-hoo! And we play Rollerball as well! And we eat our lettuce raw! Boy, are we brave! Nagut Werum Er...Roger: Yes, they're, um, optically challenged, but do you want to have them as sacred animals or as unclean beasts? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:03 PM BTW, here's a little something for Buford, Paw, Cletus & the Reg boys: This is my first blue clicky, so I hope it works... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:08 PM Damn, it should have been REdneck Jedi Sorry! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 04:53 PM Hah, yourselves, Rebel Scum! We'll see who's laughing when the Tavern is buried under 2000 gallons of Turkey Turd Beer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:04 PM Mad Maudlin, I don't eat them, I hug them. I lookie, lookie, lookie, For a sweet Mudwookie To share with me mudnoo... what?! NOOOOO! BZZZZWWHIPPPP! It was Darth Sweeney Todd and his lightrazor! I was lucky to escape with my head! Just a naked mudwookie, Wishing for mudnookie, While I play hookie, From my lost bouzookie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 25 Apr 01 - 05:56 PM Darth Caitrin: Hmmm, I *love* Turkey Turd! We drink that a lot, here on Corellia... *burp* Don't know about the other Rebels, though, maybe those little sissies don't know what good beer is... Naemanson, okay, nice try. But I think I'll make you my sacred animal nevertheless. If only for your poetry. :-) And I'll help you fight Darth Sweeney Todd - just keep him at bay until the batteries of his lightrazor run out. I saw him buy those cheap ones, so it must only be a matter of minutes. Shaving a Mudwookie's fur...grrrrrrr....how could he! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Midchuck Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:10 PM Star Wars is to science fiction as Hot New Country is to country music. Why don't you people try some of the good stuff? Peter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: lady penelope Date: 25 Apr 01 - 06:26 PM No No NO NoNo.It's....... Stage name : - 2nd christian name followed by your street name. eg Penelope Chewton Porn star name : - the name of your 1st pet followed by your mothers' maiden name. eg Snowball Burns " These are not the sheep you're looking for." Micwa bulon |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:17 AM Tom Cartersfield ... I think that's got soemthing. Lassie Heighton ... er, I think that's got something as well, but something ... else! Pete Starkers (1964) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Chip2447 Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:51 AM OH OH Thread drift... Arthur Zee; mite work. As truthfull as it mite be, Tiny Clevanger just does'nt have that porn star ring to it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Steve Parkes Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:02 AM I've just realised that my daughter's PS name would be "Harry Hill"--I don't know whether I should be relieved or worried. "Repa Hisut" may be an improvement (who can say?), but "Alexandra Castle" sounds like a railway engine! Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:18 AM Still favour naked molerats as unclean beasts. Stage name: Martin Fernbank Pornstar: Rex Nechells Star Wars:Rogsh Chbir (nah, sounds like a curry) Still prefer to be: RtS (The one and only- "there'll never, be another, missus"-Max Miller) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 26 Apr 01 - 10:42 AM I finally figured out my Star Wars name and Porn Star Name. Star Wars name: Brebu Damid Porn Star Name: Christy Route 2 I guess my career as a porn star has been cut short at the gitgo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 26 Apr 01 - 11:31 AM Hmmm...what about people who have no second name? Does that mean they'll never get famous? *sniff* My porn star name would be Nicky Haupt (I lived on a Hauptstrasse, or Main Street). Naemanson, I like "Route 2"! May I call you Mr Route 2 ? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Caitrin Date: 26 Apr 01 - 12:26 PM Hey now, Midchuck! The fact that I like Star Wars doesn't change the fact that I've read more than my fair share of Heinlein, Asimov, and Verne. As for stage name, I end up as "Marie Spring". *grins* Good thing I'm a techie and don't need it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Amergin Date: 26 Apr 01 - 01:35 PM Hmmm.....My stage name is Isaac Northtenth...... My porn name is Cocoa Tompkins..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 26 Apr 01 - 01:44 PM Right, Caitrin, the same goes for me. I've read nearly everything of Asimov, Heinlein, Niven, the whole bunch. good to know that there's another Asimov fan out there, I thought I was the sole survivor :-)
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 26 Apr 01 - 03:03 PM You ain't the only survivor, Mad Maudlin. On the day Isaac died I stood in my living room and cried. It signalled the passing of an era. Heinlein, Niven, Asimov, Anderson, etc. Some gone some still with us. the new guys have a whole different flavor. But that's the thread creep we need to avoid.
I'm a Mudwookie, brash and big, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Nemesis Date: 26 Apr 01 - 04:13 PM Hilch Saucra - obviously my own personal version of nihilism and porn star name: Sandy St Mary - that sounds like a small village in the middle of a large scale OS map! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Mad Maudlin Date: 26 Apr 01 - 04:28 PM Naemanson, your Wookie poetry is really cool! The full body wig nearly made me snort my tea all over my monitor! There's a cartoon in it somewhere, I'll see if I get it out. Wish I could write fun stuff like that, but sadly, I'm just a scrawny little Rebel pilot in dire need of a haircut and no sense for poetry...but wait...there's something creeping into my brain:
The Rebel Pilot's Space Chantey
Then I'll cut off my long yellow hair, Ahem. My two cents. (Yeah I know, but it's late at night here so don't yell at me :-)
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Subject: RE: BS: Jedi religion: what unclean beasts? From: Naemanson Date: 26 Apr 01 - 05:08 PM Late at night? Are you on the eastern shore of the pond?
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