BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!

Subject: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:40 AM

It's time for the 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival, the collection of classic films that mudcatters have been a major part of, in both acting and screenplays. Over the years, though, producers have changed the names of these vault treasures in order to "sell" them better to the public. I hereby restore these films to their original titles, so that their rightful places in film history can finally be acknowledged. New entries are most welcome.

-chanteyranger

The Festival Program:

Firecat On A Hot Tin Roof / No Thieme For Irish Sergeants / The Joy Bennett Club / There's Something About Mary In Kentucky / Dead Pirt's Society / The Mousethief That Roared (directed by Liz The Squeak) / Who Killed Roger The Skiffler In Sheffield? / House Of The Seven Sables / Much Ado About Noreen / Almost Amos / The Invisible MAV / Banjoman Of Alcatraz / Bob Bolton and Carol C and Tedham and Alice / The Talented Mr. Riggy / Paton / The Wayward Busbitter / The Big Mickowsky / Kiss Of The WyoWoman / Doug Day Afternoon / For A Few Dollars Morticia / A Soylent Greenhaus / Hans Biskit, Or The Sourdough Skates / To Kill A Ockiemockingbird / Fielding Of Dreams / Crockodile Brendy / Radriano On Entebbe / Damn CRANKY YANKEES! / Throw Ma Fazoo From The Train / A Great Day In Harlow / Banjo Johnny Got His Gun / Animaterra House / Return Of The Jeri / Liam's Brother, Where Art Thou? / Guys And Trolls / Saving Martin Ryan's Privates / Chanteyrangers On A Train / Peg Got Married / Lyrical Lady And The Tramp / Lyrical Lady Sings The Blues / Mrs. Duckfire / Das Bert / Little Big Hawk / Mark Cohen Of La Mancha / Mutiny On The Banjer / The Little Hollowfoxes / Wavestar Wars / Songster Bob Roberts / Teahouse Of The August Moonchild / Alice Doesn't Post Here Anymore / The Blues Max / Ma And Pa Kendall / The Patrishiot / What's Gnu, PussyKat? / Barry Finndon / McMoo Is Killing The Great Chefs Of Europe? / Swan Of The Dead / Rambling Rosebrook / Aine Golden Pond / Annap Family Values / The Cabinet Of Dr. Catspaw / Joe Offer: International Man Of Mystery /

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From: JedMarum
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:46 AM

bravo - great stuff!

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From: Matt_R
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:49 AM

"Matt_R's of The Heart".

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From: Big Mick
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:53 AM

Well.................now that I have swallowed my tongue............Chantey old buddy, you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on your hands..............THAT IS FRIGGIN' BRILLIANT..........ROFLMBIAO.

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From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 02 May 01 - 12:59 AM

Excellent! mmmm let me see... A Musicman for All Seasons / I Heard the Nightowl Call My Name / Spaw and Ma Kettle's 'Home Sweet Home' / Green Hammond Eggs .....ooooo this is fun! I'll try to think of some more!

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From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:04 AM

Oh Oh Ohhhhhhh ...'Guest Who's Coming For Dinner?'.....

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:06 AM

The WYSIWYG of Oz?

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From: JenEllen
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:07 AM

Brilliant!!!

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:09 AM

Willie-O Wonka and the Chocolate Factory....

The Nutty Professor

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:11 AM

An Amergin in Paris...

BRB with more.

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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:12 AM

For a few Dollars Spaw......?

LTS

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From: Big Mick
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:20 AM

Crouching Banjer, Hidden Fair One

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From: alison
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:27 AM

lol

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From: Amergin
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:29 AM

That Darn Katlaughing

the Mollificent Seven

The Wonderful Jiggles of Oz

The world According to Praise

An Amergin Werewolf in London....

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:36 AM

The MarkS of ZorroS

The Legend of Sleepy Hollowfox

The Way the Kath Westra Was Won

The Axeman Cometh

BeauDangles Geste

Gerns of Endearment

Giac the Ripper

Mad Max

Bflat and bydand

The Nancy King and I

Midnight Cowboypoet

Green Pastorpests

Radriano of the Lost Arkie

Richard Bridge on the River Kwai

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:39 AM

How Green Was My Vegemite

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:40 AM

AN AMERGIN TAIL!!!!!!

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:41 AM

Joe Offer Versus The Volcano!

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 01:55 AM

Dial M.Ted for Murder

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From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 02 May 01 - 02:01 AM

Jaze of Wine and Roses...

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From: DougR
Date: 02 May 01 - 02:01 AM

Super! All of you! Chanteyranger, all I can say is Wow!

DougR

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 02:06 AM

Is that DougR of the TV show DougR Howser?

~S~

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 02:31 AM

Dirty Dancing Mom

Jeri Maguire

Gnu Rockne, All American

Farewell, My Luvyakat

The Marmite Falcon

A Bron's Tale

My Llanfair Lady

The Dharmabum Machine

Flamewar of the Worlds

The Unsinkable Mollificent Brown

Supersearchman!

The Mask of the Mr. Red Death by Whiskey

Banjo Bonnie's Day Off

Peg & Pseudolus Got Married

Forrest Grumpy Al

Seth in Chinatown

Skarpi's Sense of Snow

Dr. JenEllen (Russian soundtrack)

Dr. JenEllen (Barking soundtrack)

Dr. JenEllen (Organ music soundtrack)

I Was a Teenage Mudcat

2001: A MudGathering Odyssey

Llanstock: The Movie

The Fiddle-elfia Story

Mudcatter Kane

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From: katlaughing
Date: 02 May 01 - 02:37 AM

Micca Bares for All Seasons (you have to see the calendar to get it!)

Jeri Git Your Gun

The Bradypus Bunch

Lonesome EJ Dove

The Gargoyle of Notre Dame

For Whom the Bell Trolls

A Fist Full of Skeptics

How Green Was My Fielding

Martin (Ryan) Impossible

Peter & Maggie Got Married

In the Mousethief of the Night

Mickus Auraleus (sp)

Peter T. Goes To Washington

How Greenhaus Was My Valley

Tig for Two (oops, that wasn't the movie title, tho, was it?)

The Many Faces of Fu Morticia

The Unsinkable Jenellie Brown

The Frugitive (for new member, Frug)

I Heard the Owlcat Call My Name

The Mousethief of Baghdad

The Spaw Man

Soylent Greenhaus

An Amergin Tale

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From: katlaughing
Date: 02 May 01 - 03:37 AM

Wes & Britta's Bringing Up Baby

The Swans of Navarone

Rogerzorba, the skiffler, the Greek

To Max, With Love

KingBrilliant Kong Takes Tokyo (I know the gender is wrong, but...:-)

Liz the Squeakless in Seattle

The Greenhaus Mile

Play Bonnie for Me

What Ever Happened to (fill in appropriate name ala Baby Jane)

Hush, Hush Sweet Swanalette

A Town Named Alice in Montana

The McGrath of Harlowe Affair

Mr. Red October

Subject: RE: BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 02 May 01 - 03:49 AM

Those are great, everyone!

My Fair Lyrical Lady / Enter Katlaughing (whoa..that sounds suspect), / The Spaw That Came In From The Cold / (Spaw also starred in the Roman epic, "Flatulator"), A Matt R For All Seasons / Swiss Family Naemanson / The Winters Wages Of Our Discontent / The Lyrical Ladykillers (LL, you've starred in alot of these) / Birth Of A Naemanson / Gilbert and Sullivan's, "The Miccado." / Pirt Fiction / FrankenMcGrath Meets The Wolfgang / The MAV Who Knew Too Much / Pride Of The Cranky Yankees / Of Mice And Mrrzy / Khandu The Right Thing / JedMarumnent At Noreenburg / A Raisin In The Sinsull / Wysiwyg Do Fools Fall In Love /

Subject: RE: BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 02 May 01 - 03:53 AM

Rogerzorba? Love it , kat (who showed you the photos of my atempts at Greek dancing!).
Grumpy Old men (cast it yourselves!)
River runs through it 2 (at Annamills)
Susan slept here (but everyone else kept singing)
The kazoo that won the West
RtS (memo to self, avoid visiting Sheffield, let namesake take the bullet!)

Subject: RE: BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:01 AM

Roger, you were great in "A Skiffler Runs Through It."

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From: GUEST,Roger the skifler
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:23 AM

Legend of Sleepy Hollowfox
The English Patient ( at the NYCFTTS)[my true starring role!]
RtS

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From: GUEST,Roger the Skiffler
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:52 AM

Bring me the head of Alfredo Gargoyle
The Trouble with Larry (he's too modest!)
The Good the bad and the ugly (hey, I get to play two parts!)
A Grand day out (the Yorkshire Gathering)
The Grey Wolfgang (the German Gathering)
RtS

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From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 02 May 01 - 04:57 AM

Dial MbO for music
RtS

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From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 02 May 01 - 05:09 AM

Can Ihave "Fibula on the Roof"?

"Mattocks of the Heart"?

"8 Heads in a Duffle Bagpuss"

"Wavestarman"

"Bill and M_Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Don't forget those films where people are murdered for real - Snuffy movies.

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From: Lady McMoo
Date: 02 May 01 - 05:12 AM

The SpankSpaw Redemption?

mcmoo

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From: Grab
Date: 02 May 01 - 08:07 AM

Mrs. Duck Soup

Return of the JedMarum

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From: GUEST,skarpi Iceland at work.
Date: 02 May 01 - 08:27 AM

Halló all , I have to say this Skarpi´s sence of snow I like it , I like it. All the best skarpi Iceland.

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From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 08:45 AM

Praise the Red Lantern

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From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 08:58 AM

Bell, Book and Kendall
A NightOwl To Remember
Anna Millennina
Annamill and The KingBrilliant of Siam
My Fair Dancing Lady

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From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 08:59 AM

The Naemanson of the Rose
If I get fired, chantyranger has to support me. It will be his fault.

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From: Lady McMoo
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:00 AM

Some like it Spot the Dog?

mcmoo

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From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:02 AM

Teenage mcMootant Ninja Turtles or Teenage Moohtant Ninja Turtles.
The Sinsull of The Father.

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From: Lady McMoo
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:07 AM

Mr Red's Big One?

mcmoo

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From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:09 AM

Thoroughly Modern Mollicifent
Those Mollicifent Men in their flying machines
RtS

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From: Lady McMoo
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:20 AM

Thieme A Tricks?

Subject: RE: BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:24 AM

You're on, SINSULL. We can always get jobs as writers for Saturday Night Lhanfair. Then you'll have enough Sourdough to produce you're screenplay, The Wages Of SINSULL.

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:30 AM

LOL!

The TV shows are gonna be worse! eSPECIALLY THE CARTOONS!

oops

~S~

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From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:32 AM

Barbara-ella
Homeless in Seattle
A Lion In Winters Wages
Little Big Mick
and my personal favorite:
BERT of a Nation!!!!!

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From: MudGuard
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:33 AM

Once upon a time in the Mud

Great ideas, everyone!

I am still considering whether it is better if one's name was used or not...

MudGuard

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From: Peg
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:34 AM

The Unsinkable Mollificent

Last Tango in Patrish

Bell, Book and Kendall

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From: Bagpuss
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:37 AM

With TV shows I don't even have to adapt the title :-)

-Wake up, be bright, be golden and light....

Bagpuss

Subject: RE: BS: 1st Annual Mudcat Film Festival!
From: SINSULL
Date: 02 May 01 - 09:38 AM

Like Water For ChocolatePi
A Boy And His Spot The Dog