Eminem Rules

Subject: Eminem Rules
From: GUEST
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:26 PM

what is all this crapola about old timy music and forein music. Lets talk about some real modurn music is their any eminem fans in here.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:40 PM

I like the peanut ones. But the blue ones are just WRONG!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: jeffp
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:45 PM

How about the new crispy ones, MM?

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:49 PM

oh heck, can't really even call them eminems!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:51 PM

I prefer Smarties. But then, I'm a Canuck. Haven't had any in over thirty years, but I remember that the empty box could be used like a Kazoo (sp ?).

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:52 PM

Personally, I stopped buying them, half of mine were W's so I threw 'em out....

Frank

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: jeffp
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:53 PM

You must be talking of a different sort of Smarties than I remember, gnu. The ones we get around here are colored sugar tablets that come in a roll bound up in cellophane. What are yours like?

jeffp

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: UB Ed
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:58 PM

I only like the green ones...

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Kim C
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:59 PM

Oh man, I love Smarties! And SweeTarts. I like imminnemms once in awhile, with peanutz. Smarties rule, though.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: GUEST
Date: 10 May 01 - 02:59 PM

No you guys have it wrong. i'm talking about the great rapper eminem not the candy things. dont you know nothing about the curent music seen.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:00 PM

Let's not forget Reese's Pieces....love those.......but I'm old timey, what do I know?

Frank

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:01 PM

Eminem's don't come in rappers, they come in a bag.....sheesh!!!

Frank

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:02 PM

Well, I guess they were Eminem's but they definitely would melt in your hand. They're little candy covered chocolates. Not only could yoy play that Kazoo, but you could play along to the jingle....

When you eat your Smarties, do you eat the red ones last ?

Do you suck them very slowly, or crunch them very fast ?

etc.......

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:03 PM

Dammit Pseudolus....You got MY other half!!! I've been saving my W's forever until I found the other half and now you've thrown them out!!! What a bummer.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:04 PM

you can get them in boxes too, though.

The ones we used to use for Kazoos were the boxes from Good 'n Plenty.

Choo choo Charlie was an Engineer!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: GUEST
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:06 PM

cant you moerons read english. I'm talking about music not godam candies.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:06 PM

.....

Eat that candy coated choclate, but tell me when I ask.

When you eat your smarties, do you eat the red ones last ?

Wow, took me a few minutes. Had reboot a couple of times and clean up a few bad sectors in my archives to pull that out !

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Amergin
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:08 PM

my favourite eminems are the peanut butter ones.....

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:09 PM

Ever since I started eating smarties, I've never spelled moron, "moeron", maybe you should try 'em.....

Good thread guest! Really doing wonders for my afternoon sweet tooth!!

Frank

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:14 PM

Moeron ? I used to say "**** 'em if they can't take a joke". I now would like to expand that to read, "**** 'em'n'em if they can't take a joke".

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: GUEST
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:15 PM

if you cockbites want to discus candy go to a candy webpage. i am here for a seryous discusion not bullshit.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: UB Ed
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:16 PM

Remember when they got rid of the red ones because of red dye # 2?

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: jeffp
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:19 PM

Charlie says, "Love my Good 'n' Plenty!"
Charlie says, "Really rings a bell!"
Charlie says, "Love my Good 'n' Plenty!
"Don't know any other candy that I love so well."

There. Musical content. Happy now?

jeffp

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Nemesis
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:19 PM

The ones in a tube were best - bit like a prepubescent sinking a "yard of ale" - with the added frisson of seriously choking to death.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:20 PM

Guest - I think you can take our opinion of eminem from our comments. Personally I have far more respect for the candy - even green, despite the fact she dresses like a hooker.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Wavestar
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:20 PM

Chickens don't like M&Ms. Really. They are confused by them. Besides, they have no teeth. Now there's a serious philosophical discussion... Do chickens have lips?

-J

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:21 PM

WHAT ? You mean, when I enter my second childhood and start to crave sweets again, there'll be no red ones to save for last ? What the heck have I been working so hard for all these years ?

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:22 PM

Sorry Spaw, after all of teh Bushwacked threads I figured the last thing anyone would want woubd be some Dubya & Dubya's.....my bad.....

Frank

P.S. btw, Are there Eminem Rules? I just eat them randomly, I don't need no stinken rules....!!!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:23 PM

This place is a gass!

LOL!!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:24 PM

Chickens... some, but I'm not going... oops.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:28 PM

Clinton.... I wasn't going to mention this, but seein' as how you are here....

Subject: oh Canada!!! From: ClintonHammond Date: 19-Apr-01 - 04:41 PM Shop: One Day Canada Rules!!!

So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp

...............

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:29 PM

gnu - I'll say it for you. Of course. But not at the end you're thinking of.

Of course there are eminem rules.

1)discard the blue ones. (this replaces the old - Save the tan ones for last)

2) eat the most numerous first, until equal in number to the second most numerous.

3) if two colours are equal in number - alternate colours

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Amergin
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:29 PM

Oh Gnu they brought the red ones back several years ago...where you been?

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: UB Ed
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:30 PM

Go for the blue, gnu. Red is done. I've never thought the green ones looked like hookers, but will be thinking about that as I eat em from now on...

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Pseudolus
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:30 PM

Alright, there are too many rules......Canada rules, Eminem Rules, and smarties rule.....Is there a book I can follow??????

Frank

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: UB Ed
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:31 PM

I meant M&M's!!!!!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Nemesis
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:31 PM

Chickens' lips - don't get me started - heard a great joke the other day about it, but you had to have been there..

"What fits like a sock on a chicken's lip?" (You supply the answer...)

My chickens LOVED M&Ms - or maybe they just enjoyed the confusion?

Turquoise M&Ms - they are real scary!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:32 PM

I just eat my eminems by the handfull and screw 'the rules'!

LOL!!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:33 PM

I told ya, I haven't eaten any sweets in over thirty years. Now, I don't count lemon (sans the crappy topping), apple, or strawberry-rhubarb pie. Well, I do count them, but by the inches around my waist.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:33 PM

Of course. take your pick from the ones listed below:

a) The Book of Mormon

b) The Koran

c) The Golden Bough

d) The Book of Shadows

e) Emily Post's Guide To Ettiquette

f) The Kama Sutra

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: UB Ed
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:41 PM

MMario, you forgot the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy....

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:42 PM

Chickens eat Eminems ? Is THAT what GUEST meant by cockbites ? Maybe it's a new candy ? Kids ! New candies, dress, music.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:42 PM

Shouldn't that be the book of Moermon, double-m?

In the UK M&M's used to be called 'Treats' - peanut or chocolate variety. They said the change was to standardise the names across the Atlantic. I reckon they changed them when they heard the joke about a man who used to put sweets up his bum. When asked why he said it felt a treat.

The less said about that the better I guess....

So? Other products with changed names. Marathons became Snickers. Oil of Ulay became Oil of Olay. Any 'other direction' changes? We need to know these things!

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:44 PM

I thought it was Oil of Ol' Lady.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Nemesis
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:44 PM

g) Tibetan Book of the Dead?

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Ruthie A
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:45 PM

Teeheehee, this is great fun. I should really be doing science revision, but this is so much more fun. And now I have chocolate cravings. DAMN. Ruthie

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: SeanM
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:47 PM

*storms into middle of conversation, starts posting sign stating "DO NOT FEED TROLLS"*

*Stops, listens to conversation*

*Winces, giggles, then rolls around laughing*

*Gets up, removes sign, wanders off*

M

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Nemesis
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:48 PM

Other unintentional International blunders, like the makers of state-the-art domestic appliances called Smeg!

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: gnu
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:53 PM

Well, that's it ! I'm off to the Shopper's at the corner for some dry roasted peanuts for the Rugby match tonight... and a raft Smarties ! Don't let any of them uppity teenieboppers use my rockin chair while I'm off the porch.

Subject: RE: Eminem Rules
From: Mooh
Date: 10 May 01 - 03:54 PM

If chickens don't have teeth, then what the hell's a cockbite? I'm confused (yeah, yeah, what else is new...)...My dog really likes the chocolate eminems, though the peanut ones'll do in a pinch...they both help her hyperactivity. I too have never seen them in rappers though, is that a U.S. thing...we spell rapper "wrapper" this side of the border...