BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit

Subject: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 May 01 - 08:45 PM

Just got off the phone with Aine and she asked me to let you all know she is still around. She has literally been inundated with "shit" as one of the pipes in her new house backed up and spilled raw sewage in her office and one of her bathrooms. Seems it is a major problem for which she's had a plumbing company there, using jackhammers, in her house, looking of a good place to tie into the pipe for repairs.

After 72 hours of jackhammers, she'd reached her limit, grabbed a cool Guiness and called MamaKat! She was laughing and crying through it all and really is in good spirits. Just cannot get to her computer for another day or two, so...here's some more news from her, until she can regale you in person:

All the pickaxe slinging that she's been doing, moving hundreds of pounds of rocks uphill, after digging them out of the ground, has caused TWO miracles! She says she has lost 30 lbs, no that is NOT one of the miracles, and has put on muscle. The miracles derive from the latter.

She wanted all you fellahs, esp. to know that she can now play barre chords! She is very excited about that! She always htought her hands were to small, now she knows she just needed more muscles in them. She's even thinking about some classical guitar lessons.

The other miracle is that because of all the pickaxe training, she has perky tits, again!! She turned 47 on May 11th and knows that this is not just her imagination because all of the plumbing guys look at her chest when they are talking to her and everyone knows if they're looking at your chest, it is worth looking at!

I don't know where she gets all of her energy, but she walked out in her garden and rattled off the names of a ton of plants, 76 in all, that she has planted including balloon flowers, st. john's wort, loose strife, shamrocks and begonias, both of which are blooming. Of course, that is partly because she was thrilled to receive I can't remember how many pounds of eight year old horse shit to fertilise with, for Mother's Day! That's our Aine, eh?!

Anyway, she loves ya'll and send hugs and snogs and will be back online asap. Tomorrow they are bringing in an air hammer...I told her that should mean it will go faster. She's just hoping they won't have to dig up 10 feet into her kitchen to find a pipe they can tie into. Right now that is what it is looking like.

The good news is she hated the carpet in her office and will now be able to get one she likes and the insurance will pay for it!

MMario, if you read this, please check your email. She'd love to hear from you when you get down there. She only lives about 50 minutes from where you will be and said she'd drive over.

Happy Birthday, late, Ainedarlin'

Thanks,

kat

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 May 01 - 08:47 PM

Scatch that, MMario, my email to you just came back, I guess i don't have the right addy for you anymore. Watch your PM's. I hope he gets this.

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 23 May 01 - 08:48 PM

Kat, I don't doubt Aine's "perky tits", but PLEEZE!! Plumbers will look at ANYBODY's chest !

Murray

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 May 01 - 09:58 PM

Tell Aine that "Tit Distraction" is a sure fire way to get the estimates down. And why would MMario go to visit Aine if her house is full of raw sewerage?
Just a good friend, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: MMario
Date: 23 May 01 - 10:10 PM

The Gaelic Goddess would be worth wading through shit uh...sewerage for to visit!

e-mail was down *grrrrrrrrrrr* - as was my network access - causing me to be an hour and a half late leaving work - *grrrrrrrr*

got the PM - have the number. *happy dance*

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 May 01 - 10:29 PM

LOL @ MUrray and Sins! She's going to meet him at the Faire and get away from all of that jackhammering!:-)

Goodonya MMario. Have fun!

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: alison
Date: 24 May 01 - 01:42 AM

WHAT~!!!!!!

I took up playing the accordion as a chest expander... you mean all I had to do was learn how to use a pickaxe????????

thinking of you Aine...... hope you get back to normal soon.....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Amergin
Date: 24 May 01 - 02:30 AM

From the looks of things, Jiggles, yours are just fine....

Oh Aine, You didn't have to prove to me in such extreme measures that you were full of shit....I knew it all along...*BG*

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Willie-O
Date: 24 May 01 - 03:32 PM

Glad it works for someone, but swingin a pickaxe has never done a damn thing for my tits. Or my hands. Or my back.

And running a jackhammer, or being near one, is my idea of Hell on Earth.

One construction job I had, we were building an addition to an old church...including a crawlspace basement for which we needed to break through the old foundation. It was thought that the construction of the church was frame with brick facing--turned out to be three separate brick walls. And the foundation was about four feet thick of solid rock. Took at least three full days of jack hammering and lifting the rubble out using the high-tech bucket-on-a-rope method. What a feckin blast. But it was completely necessary, cause when you're building a new church hall, you need to make a special place to store the folding chairs...this was certainly the most labor-intensive closet I ever built.

One day we were framing the floor over the basement. The boss walked on it before it was properly secured and it collapsed right into the basement next to where three of us were standing. Scott the boss gave us a maniacal grin and said "Just thought I'd drop in!"

But this isn't about me, or about some kid trapped down a well, or something. It's about Aine and her new-house-full-of-shit. Sounds like an insult really. ("Even your house is full of shit!") I sure hope the situation is cleaned up soon....cause the Gaelic Goddess of Guinness deserves better. So here's to ya Aine and yer Gaelic fortitude! An epic disaster which you will get plenty of laughter from later, assuming you survive.

Willie-O

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 May 01 - 03:41 PM

Or at least a Song Challenge.

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 May 01 - 04:12 PM

Oh sure, now everyone is looking at her tits and not even noticing that she had a birthday and CAN NOW PLAY BARRE CHORDS! Sure, and we can tell what kind of minds we've got here, now!**BG**

Alison, not sure about the expansion; this seems to "life and separate," better than that squeeze box!

So, WillieO, did the parisioners have to crawl on their hands and knees to get to the folding chairs when they needed them? Is that some kind of weird penance thing?:->

kat

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 May 01 - 04:16 PM

"Well, Ma'am, we should have the problem straightened out soon as we get Jack the Tit-hammer operator in...I mean, Tim the Tit-jacker...er, Tom the Jack-whacker..."

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 May 01 - 06:25 PM

LMAO!! She is going to have fun reading this when she comes back.

Remember, Aine, dear, you told me I could post that about your tits! No whiney-titty-baby, now!**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: hesperis
Date: 24 May 01 - 07:55 PM

Well, congratulations to our Gaelic Goddess for BOTH those miracles! (LOL!)

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 May 01 - 09:10 PM

I'm sorry, Kat..........you know I love you..........but, in my role as Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites, all allegations of "perky tits" must be checked out by me personally. This could obviously have an impact on the use of the Rites, so I am counting on you to set some time up for me with Aine, strictly for professional reasons, to verify this phenomenon.

Biggus Mickus Maximus

Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rite and Perky Tit Examiner.

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 01 - 09:24 PM

Ohhhh, LEJ, you've done it again!!!!

(I'lllll be gooooood I willlIwillllIwiilllll!!!! Twayayannnngggggggggg!!!!")

LMAO, man!

A

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: RichM
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:53 PM

...Lost 30 pounds, can now do barre chords; AND perky tits. Sounds like a win win situation all around !

Rich

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:01 PM

Well of course, your Royal Pain in the Ar..oops, I mean Your HoleyNess Biggus Mickus Maximus, Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rite and Perky Tit Examiner! I shall check the available Days for Viewing, forthwith, and get back to ya, but let me warn you....you face Great Peril, if this is not cleared thorugh the Channels, first, that is you must get permission in quadruplicate from She Who is Known As The FAIR ONE before you go examing anybody elses' tits!

Oh, Al**i**son, have you heard what Mick wants to do??!!!

love you to, darlin'

kat

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Morticia
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:52 PM

So just tapping a computer keyboard won't do it then? Bugger!
A very jealous Morty!

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:30 PM

Not unless you use an areola interface. Big Mick has one he'll lend you.

A

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: alison
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:39 PM

take up the accordion Morty........ it is a bit drastic though....lol

and Mick... I hope you're behaving yourself!!!! or I'll have to take the griddle to you!!!!! *grin*

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 May 01 - 12:50 AM

refresh...there is evidence that she has braved the putrid refuse to regain her cyber-connection!

Subject: RE: BS: News from Aine - computerless for a bit
From: GUEST,MMario in Dallas
Date: 27 May 01 - 02:16 PM

yup - Aine is iliva and kicking and the tits are perky.

I did make the foolish mistake of having her professionaly insulted by one of the faire performers at Scarborough ren-faire - and she retaliated with a mega-insult.

I'm sure a few of those commments will be showing up here or there on the forurm.