BS: What Flavor Are You?

Subject: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:48 AM

This is a goofy little thing, but I got a huge kick out of it. According to my results, my personality is a Jalapeno pepper. What are you?

What's Your Flavor?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:53 AM

OK. I have killed another five minutes of this day:

Yum! You're mocha. Intense, rich, and a little complex, you're as tasty as they come. Find out more about your personal flavor — sign up with Emode!

I wonder if anyone is just plain ordinary vanilla and the comment is "Get a life!"?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Patrish(inactive)
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:57 AM

jalapeño!
Patrish

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:59 AM

Mocha too here, Sins. Maybe there's only two flavours available! Although I didn't really understand all the options to the questions, being the kind of person that doesn't spell flavour like that!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: RichM
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:02 PM

I'mpeppermint. "Fresh, classic, and crisp, you're as tasty as they come"
dammit, I was hoping for chocolate!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:03 PM

Crisp! Patrish and I are ZESTY. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Big Mick
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:06 PM

Well...............I have been described a lot of ways, guess I don't mind adding this one to the bunch. Yum! You're cinnamon. Explosive and utterly red-hot, you're as tasty as they come.

LOL.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:06 PM

it ran me in circles and started over ....didn't seem to get my responses...maybe because I didn't allow all the cookies it wanted to set!

(sure would be interesting to SEE some of the detailed repsonses you Jalapenos are making...*wink*)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: jeffp
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:23 PM

Mocha here too. Funny, because I can't stand that taste or smell of coffee. Looks like a come-on for something or other. Anybody sign up?

jeffp

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:25 PM

PINK GRAPEFRUIT?????

Is that even a fockin' flavor of ice cream? Geeziz..........."Sunny, Tart, and Refreshing"..............yeah, right...........

Hope this doesn't get around

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Justa Picker
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:27 PM

Licorice.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Allan C.
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:38 PM

Sounds like we've got a couple of hotties! Well...yeah, you too, Mick. But you're just not my type.

I worked out to be: BLUEBERRY. Natural, sweet, and a little sporty, you're as tasty as they come.

I can live with that. I was afraid I'd end up with SPLIT PEA SOUP or something like that. On the other hand, you gotta know they're messing with us since all the flavors are blanketed with, "as tasty as they come".

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:41 PM

It's not a come-on for anything. It's a site with a bunch of silly quizzes like that,and advertising. I signed up with them a long time ago, probably because I'm a sucker for quizzes. Anyway, you get their e-newsletter, which is fluff, but it's kinda fun. It's mostly girl stuff. :-)

Part of my detailed response was "you're everyone's favorite flavor on a Friday night" and "if you were a cocktail, you'd be a margarita."

Hmm.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 May 01 - 12:53 PM

Blueberry, Allan? Remember that bratty kid in "Willie Wonka And The Chocolate Factory"? She ended up in the wine press.
Spaw - pink grapefruit? I took you for more of a "Rocky Road" guy but like the rest of us "you're as tasty as they come".
Guess I better get back to work.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:00 PM

Yum! You're cinnamon. Explosive and utterly red-hot, you're as tasty as they come. Find out more about your personal flavor — sign up with Emode!

No fair though! I was homeschooled, so I never took the SAT!

Well, I DO have red hair--that may explain the personality lol.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:02 PM

Everyone's tasty in their own special way. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:03 PM

am I the only one who was Banana Daiquiri ?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:11 PM

Yum! You're blueberry. Natural, sweet, and a little sporty, you're as tasty as they come. How can both blueberry and cinnamon can be as tasty as they come. I also wonder what I would have been if I said I couldn't get enough sex.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:12 PM

Try it and see.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:15 PM

I did...and I got cinnamon!!

Actually, I'm just the flavor of the weeeeeeeeeekkk....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:19 PM

guess i'm a bloody mocha.....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:19 PM

Dark Chocolate here...

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,djh
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:19 PM

Catspaw, I got the Dagnamit! Pink Grapefruit too! I have never been described as citrusy before, at least not to my face. What the hell kinda sick twisted quiz calls people pink Grapefruit!!! It must have been the Tom Cruise question. I wanna change my answer, can I do that? I AINT GOING THREW THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A GRAPEFRUIT!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:24 PM

threw? Through...

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:25 PM

Nah, maybe twenty years ago, but I tire easily now.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:26 PM

D'oh!

I thought I oput in the expilnation... here it is...

Yum! You're dark chocolate. Rich, intense, and utterly decadent, you're as tasty as they come.

Hehehehehe

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:27 PM

I like grapefruit. Grapefruit is nice and refreshing. There's some days when only a grapefruit juice will do.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:27 PM

Yeah dj.....This ain't the kind of thing you want to get around........I mean, if I'd come out as "Tasty Orange" or something....well maybe...................BUT GRAPEFRUIT????..........and PINK no less....not even a Ruby Red grapefruit, but a PINK one fergawdsakes......................I'm glad my parents aren't alive to see this. I think I'll contact my attorney at Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel to arrange for possible litigation!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Allan C.
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:28 PM

It is a hard test, though. For instance, I wouldn't know Britney Spears if she came up and bit me in the leg!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:29 PM

Ahhh Kim..............Kiss me fool!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Micca
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:31 PM

MTchosin, I am blueberry too! and pretty damn good we are!! but i hesitate to publish what I scored on the "Are you a love god/godess test"!!!!!(blush)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:32 PM

Smoochie woochie!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:34 PM

O well I yeilded to temptation and tried the test. I'm another mocha.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,djh
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:40 PM

OK I went back ,told them I think Tom Cruise is straight and now I am Vanilla.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:46 PM

heheheh.... just call me Persephone, Goddess of the Night...heheheh........ (okay, Micca, how about you?)

Shouldn't Amergin take the sex god test?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 May 01 - 01:51 PM

Oh Please Micca. Tell! I will print it out and paste it to your picture over my keyboard.
SINS, who loves frozen blueberries.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:00 PM

Ah Micca, be my life's companion and we'll never grow old. At least with the benefits of our anthocyanins and other natural compounds, the health benefits from blueberries may be as far reaching as preventing cancer and retarding the effects of aging -- particularly loss of memory and motor skills.

We may no have the fire that would make either of us love gods and godesses, but at least we'll remember what to do and how to do it, should the occasion arise.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:03 PM

or did I misinterpret what you scored, you devil you?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Micca
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:09 PM

IT said Apollo...First choice lover of any woman, Kind considerate and imaginative, but tender and caring too!!!!!! and I DID NOT so Cheat!!!! It must be associated with the Holy Grail!! (aka Miccas Tankard, cf Yorkshire mudlarks thread)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Micca
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:18 PM

and I quote " Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Apollo, the God of Poetry and Light. As every god's ideal, you're also every woman's dream lover." (Blush, blush)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:20 PM

Well gee! There you go! Not only are you all that wonderful stuff, but also being a Blueberry, it will all work for a very long time. What more could any woman wish for. Any female associated with you should consider herself lucky indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jande
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:24 PM

oops! I'm with Spaw and Djh --

"Yum! You're pink grapefruit. Sunny, tart, and refreshing..."

Sigh... At least I'm in exhalted company!

~ Jande

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Micca
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:24 PM

Metch, Dont take the Piss, I am embarrassed enough....I am sorry I mentioned this....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:33 PM

LOL! The only time I've enjoyed emode.

"Yum! You're vanilla. Pleasant, fresh, and comforting, you're as tasty as they come."

Well, I like vanilla, at least... though i don't think it's quite accurate. (I tend to add spices to every food. Ecer had vanilla ice cream with cinnamon, cloves and ginger cake? Mmmmm...)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:43 PM

PINK GRAPEFRUIT!!! ROTFLMBIJSRAA!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHH!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 02:44 PM

Oh, and it is a come-on for advertising. Lipstick, to be precise. Ick!

Mmm ... vanilla! Clean, fresh, and classic, you're the flavor of ice cream on hot summer nights and cookies dipped in hot cocoa. In a word, you're comforting — a steady, faithful person who's a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. Don't underestimate your importance; everyone needs someone they can count on. Flashy? Not you. Overwhelming? Never. You're reassuring and friendly, the ultimate warm blanket people love to snuggle up with. Simple, soothing, and good with everything from fresh berries to chocolate sauce, you're a truly tasty treat.

With such a cozy, comforting taste, you're the most kissable person around. Your naturally versatile flavor is scrumptious on its own, and it could be twice as tasty with some lipstick on top. Head to Maybelline to find all kinds of cosmetics to enhance your vanilla flavor. With some Strawberry-Kiwi Kissing Potion you'll be as irresistible as dessert. You might even win a Sony DVD player or Florida vacation in the Lucky Looks Instant Win Game. Looking fabulous never tasted this good.

See what else you could have been. Click here.

If you were Blueberry:

Mmm ... blueberry! Tangy and sweet, you're as fresh as a mountain sunrise and as natural as homemade jam. If you were a Broadway musical, you'd be The Sound of Music — we can just picture you twirling for joy in an Alpine meadow. Best with breakfast cereal and pancakes, you're simple and refreshing, with just a touch of tartness to give you an edge. Always a favorite, people can't get enough of your spontaneous nature and easy-going approach toward life. Who wouldn't be attracted to your sporty, summery flavor? Fun-loving and genuine, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Pink Grapefruit:

Mmm ... pink grapefruit! Sweet and tart at the same time, you're bursting with sun-kissed goodness. If you were a song, you'd be "It's a Sunshine Day" by the Brady Bunch — you're just that perky and refreshing. That's not to say that you don't have an edge — quite the contrary. In fact, a little bit of sugar (aka gifts, praise, and other goodies) can always help bring out your naturally sweet flavor. But when it comes down to it, you prefer folks who can match you in strength and independence. Luckily, that kind of attitude is appealing, so you always have 'em wanting more. Citrusy, tangy, and a little exotic, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Peppermint:

Mmm ... peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavor of candy canes and after-dinner mints — everyone's favorite comfort candies. If you were a season, you'd be winter — bracing and energizing, but cozy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever — they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well-liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Mocha:

Mmm ... mocha! Strong and rich — but not too sweet — you're the flavor of late nights and early mornings. A coffeehouse regular, you've cornered the market on deep thoughts and probably have a little more than your fair share of brains. In fact, those who know you may even consider you an intellectual, a label that suits you just fine. Deep and thoughtful, you love the academic — or at least the structured pursuit of knowledge. And, since hitting the books often means all-nighters, what better flavor than mocha to keep you company? Chocolaty and intense, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Jalapeño:

Mmm ... jalapeño! Spicy and energetic, you're everyone's favorite flavor on a Friday night. A little wild, a little dangerous, you add an edge to every occasion without going overboard. You're fiery, but not the four-alarm kind. That's because your exuberant sense of fun comes through in everything you do — you're always the life of the party. If you were a cocktail, you'd probably be a margarita — fun, festive, and popular. You make every occasion so memorable that no one ever stops to wonder whether you were there. Zesty and sizzling, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Papaya:

Mmm ... papaya! Smooth and refreshing, you're the flavor of lazy, sun-kissed days spent on tropical beaches. You blend well with others — that's why you're such agreat ingredient in frozen drinks (and why you dance the twist so well). People love having you around because you're always ready for fun, and your easygoing nature makes you a pleasure to spend time with. You're laid-back, original, and more than a little exotic — you wouldn't dream of being found on just any old fruit stand. With just enough sweetness to balance out your striking flavor, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Licorice:

Mmm ... licorice! Strong and edgy, you're the flavor of black jellybeans and Good 'n' Plentys. Some people absolutely love you (in fact, they might even find you addictive), but you're definitely not for everyone. But that's okay with you — you'd rather pick and choose your companions. When you have time for friends at all, that is. Powerful and very potent, you're goal oriented and ambitious — you don't let much stand in your way. There's nothing sweet or sugary about you; you're a serious taste that's best suited for the truly focused. Lingering, enigmatic, and a little hard to pin down, you're a truly tantalizing treat.

If you were Cinnamon:

Mmm ... cinnamon! Fiery and intoxicating, you're the flavor of Hot Tamales and Atomic Fireballs. To put it plainly, they don't call you red-hot for nothing! You're passionate and creative, an impulsive person who puts your heart and soul into everything you do. You definitely know how to have fun — in fact, your adventurous, spontaneous tendencies might even be called explosive. And you're not afraid to speak your mind, either; your hot-blooded nature won't stand for secrecy or repression. You're all about going with your gut feelings, expressing yourself, and living in the now. Exhilarating and intense, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Vanilla:

Mmm ... vanilla! Clean, fresh, and classic, you're the flavor of ice cream on hot summer nights and cookies dipped in hot cocoa. In a word, you're comforting — a steady, faithful person who's a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. Don't underestimate your importance; everyone needs someone they can count on. Flashy? Not you. Overwhelming? Never. You're reassuring and friendly, the ultimate warm blanket people love to snuggle up with. Simple, soothing, and good with everything from fresh berries to chocolate sauce, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Dark Chocolate:

Mmm ... dark chocolate! Rich and luxurious, you're the flavor of pure decadence. (In fact, we think we feel our hips getting bigger just thinking about you.) Utterly indulgent and as smooth as silk, you're impossible to deny. Some might even call you addictive — and, truth be told, for those who love you, it's usually a life-long craving. Poor saps. It's not your fault you're so irresistible. But you're happy to let people worship at your altar — as long as they're willing to wrap you up in gold foil (24-karat, mind you), you're delighted to be adored. Sumptuous and intoxicating, you're a truly tasty treat.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:06 PM

Just call me Zesty J. Pepper. That is, when you're not calling me Persephone. :-D

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Justa Picker
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:19 PM

Yep, I'd say that licorice description has me pigeon-holed purdy good.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:33 PM

And what color lipstick is for you. JP?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:37 PM

I think they're tryin to plug that Lip-Smacker stuff that's just glycerin with flavors in it. We used to buy it a lot when I was about 9 years old and apparently they've brought it back. I don't buy Maybelline, though, because they still test on animals. (If anyone knows different, let me know.)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Justa Picker
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:38 PM

I never got that far in the questionaire Sins.
I read the licorice description and that was enough.
Not sure about the lipstick question. (I have no need for it, but on the opposite sex, a nice shade of glossy red usually does the trick.)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:44 PM

How embarrassing....I'm vanilla, Oh they try to make it sound real good (as you've already read above) but vanilla is vanilla......How can this be?!?!?! My favorite is Mint Chocolate Chip?!?!?!?!?

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Don Firth
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:44 PM

Mocha. Okay, I'll drink to that. . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: UB Ed
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:51 PM

Yum! You're mocha. Intense, rich, and a little complex, you're as tasty as they come.

I don't wear lipstick...

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:51 PM

Simple. They didn't include exotic flavours like mint chocolate chip or hawberry ice cream, or even marmalade!

Oh, and trust me, vanilla can be VERY exciting!

Did you know that in a major lab scent test, it was proven that men become most aroused by smelling vanilla or pumpkin pie? (I assume they didn't include any "human female" smells in the test, but I don't know.)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,djh
Date: 25 May 01 - 03:57 PM

Even the positive spiel about Grapefruit stinks - If you were a song you'd be the Brady Bunch's " It's a Sun Shine day". I was glad I went back and became Vanilla , but now, Hesperis says Vanilla attracts men, I don't want to get hit on by Tom Cruise. I guess "It's a sunshine day" , I am going back to Grapefruit.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:01 PM

Well I just took the sex god test....

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

EROS, God of Love.

As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savor the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn't be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there's some emotional or intellectual compatibility between you and your partner to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, they're hooked. You take sex seriously and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:02 PM

Exotic flavors my ass hesp!!! I can get a half gallon of Mint Chocolate Chip down at the local "Shoot'N Scoot" but I ain't never seen Pink Grapefruit ice cream!

No, just admit it........Frank's right. Face it......You're as boring as a dead termite, as bland as beige.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:04 PM

We used to have Grapefruit Ice at Baskin-Robbins and it was great, especially in a float with Sprite.

Amergin, did you make that up?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Peg
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:04 PM

I am pink grapefruit, too.

These quizzes can be fun but I often find the answers to be poorly written, poorly realized, kind silly...

It makes me wanna come up withone of my own. Perhaps I will.

I wanna do "what fabric are you?"

Peg

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:05 PM

Amergin - what shade of lipstick did they choose for you?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,djh
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:05 PM

Catspaw, you make me proud to be a grapefruit

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:07 PM

reminded me that we can spit stingy juice in anyones eyes we please

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: tonedeaf
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:12 PM

I am Mocha as well --- kinda makes you wonder how similar we are, since so many of us are Mochas!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:19 PM

Kim, no I didn't....it's the honest to god truth of what they said....

Sins...I don't know I didn't check...but I'll let you know next time, dear...

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:30 PM

heeheehee!!!!!!

Red silk taffeta.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: mousethief
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:36 PM

Mocha. Bleh. I hate coffee.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:38 PM

Purple Satin. Smooth and cool to the touch, but with hidden fires of mystery and magic within...

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:48 PM

Oh, and can heat up nicely when next to skin. ;)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:49 PM

Well, shoot, I guess Hesperis and Frank/Pseudolos and I must be special since we're all vanilla! Don't know why I wasn't CHOCOLATE!! But, at least I would mix well with chocolate. I guess this bit about vanilla could be fairly accurate: you're comforting — a steady, faithful person who's a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. And, ....you're a truly tasty treat.

So after someone slobbers on my shoulder, I must be pretty yummy?!**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,leila
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:49 PM

I was peppermint: Fresh, classic, and crisp, you're as tasty as they come. I think every flavour there is described as "tasty as they come" though

That was fun though, thanks! -Leila

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 May 01 - 04:56 PM

I'll have to see what Rog thinks of this one:

HERA, the Goddess of Devotion.

She's a deity who demands total worship from her partner, and will go to great lengths to achieve the admiration she desires.

You probably place a lot of value on monogamy and exclusivity, and you give yourself completely to your man. With so much devotion, you guarantee his satisfaction in all facets of your relationship. You feel most comfortable when there's an intimate connection between you and your partner. When you feel that security, you abandon your sexual inhibitions and set your divine powers loose. You are a profound and passionate lover who believes that great sex means more than just a union of your bodies. To feel truly free, you believe that your heart and mind must be a part of the experience. When that total involvement finally happens, it's like a light drops down from heaven. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:26 PM

I have not taken the test. I am no flavor at all. I may be fishy, or stoney, or hairy. But these are all flavours..;-)

Cheers

Dave the cannot spell anything but loves correcting Ammericun spullings Gnome

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:45 PM

I'm the Vanilla Venus!

No, really!

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:08 PM

Hmmm... I'm jalepeno. I'm a little skeptical about that. Maybe it's because I never took an SAT test and had to make up an answer.

Do they have jalepeno flavored lipstick? (*ouch!*)

I think it would be funny if, on the 'what fabric are you' question, someone said 'velcro'

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,Fine spun Italian wool with Mocha highlights
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:01 PM

I am luxury. The epitome of expense and elegance. Once you've seen me, tasted me, or tried me on no other fabric, no other flavour comes close. I look cool but warm quickly at your touch. I'm versatile, flexible and drape well in all positions.

Why the hell didn't they list 15 year-old scotch, or cognac as a flavour?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:17 PM

Carol - I never took the SAT test either. I'm Canadadian! But I usually get around the same for math and english no matter what the test is, even though I didn't get high marks in class for english. (Mostly because the sheer volume of work flattened me. I'm good, but not fast at it.)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:22 PM

Thanks hesperis. Now I understand the point of the question. I think I'll go do the questionaire again and see if it makes any difference.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:27 PM

Nope. Still jalapeno.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:33 PM

Well, Hes....it's a good thing you never took the SAT....always knew you Candadians were a bit daft....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:12 PM

Meanwhile you can't manage to spell "Canadian", eh, Amergin?

Nice one. ;)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Hawker
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:45 PM

Peppermint here too! Their flavours are a little limited and their questions are obviously American, but I suppose it would have been worrying if I'd been Parmesan or garlic or how about Bombay Duck flavour? Hmmmmm and in the write up about peppermint people it did have the word traditional! hey, that's me! Now.......
Am I the kind of peppermint that goes well with dark rum? I'm off to find out......See Ya!
Lucy

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:17 PM

So. I am apparently Mocha-flavoured, and I am also Eros, the god of Love.

BTW, I am definitely turned on by the smell of pumpkin pie and vanilla! Love 'em both!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Firecat
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:28 PM

Never slag off Vanilla people, 'cos you'll be getting at me!

Mind you, it's quite accurate!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Hawker
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:30 PM

Oooh and apparently I am also a Bearnese mountain dog! - Ahhhhh, I like them!
Lucy

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,Dancing Mom
Date: 25 May 01 - 09:48 PM

I'm a Dark Chocolate.( Cool! ) Rich, intense, and utterly decadent. And of COURSE, like everyone, as tasty as they come. That was kinda fun. Excuse me while I go look up that sex god quiz somebody mentioned. Sharon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:01 PM

God/Goddess

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:10 PM

It gets worse... I'm a mocha vulcan now.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:22 PM

According to the thing, Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is my inner deity.

That prince question was a toughie. Ride the horse with the prince, or ride the prince? Which one... which one?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:31 PM

I tried to take the god/goddess test, but hardly any of the questions apply to me. I guess virgins can't be gods.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GutBucketeer
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:45 PM

I'm a mocha too!

Yum! You're mocha. Intense, rich, and a little complex, you're as tasty as they come.

There sure are a lot of us! I wonder what we all answered that causes it. Could it be "can't get enough", or "book store clerk"?

My favorite flavor in the whole world, however, is Peppermint with dark Mocha/Chocolate.. MMMMMMM.. Are there any peppermints out there that like Mocha.. :-)

GutBucky

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:47 PM

I'm peppermint too. I really would like certain answers to be added, though. For the Tom Cruise and Brittany Whatserface questions, there ought to be a "Who gives a rat's ass" answer.

I am NOT divulging the goddess's name it gave me.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:59 PM

Jim, if it is one or other, it must be the bookstore clerk.

Matt, sure you can be a god/goddess, just use your imagination.

Jon (about to become a goddess for the hell of it)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:02 PM

I was gonna go to bed, but I HAVE to see how this turns out!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:05 PM

Cool, Jon!

A friend told me about the silliest, stupidest question on the "God" part of the test, and I had to take it just to see. It was very funny!

Oh, and it's not bookstore clerk, because I'm vanilla.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:06 PM

Hes something I've forgotten - not Hesperis anyway - maybe Hestia - anyway Goddess of love and peace.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:24 PM

Ye gods and little fishes - you and I are the same goddess, Jon. Should have gone to bed before I heard this. Now I'm going to have nightmares of Jon as the goddess of hearth and home...with a beard and a banjo.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:51 PM

Am I the only Papaya out there?????

smooth, exotic (Belfast????), refreshing and tasty as they come......

lol

now where's this sex god one?????

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:57 PM

HAHAHA!!!!....well I'm Hera.....

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

HERA, the Goddess of Devotion.

She's a deity who demands total worship from her partner, and will go to great lengths to achieve the admiration she desires.

You probably place a lot of value on monogamy and exclusivity, and you give yourself completely to your man. With so much devotion, you guarantee his satisfaction in all facets of your relationship. You feel most comfortable when there's an intimate connection between you and your partner. When you feel that security, you abandon your sexual inhibitions and set your divine powers loose. You are a profound and passionate lover who believes that great sex means more than just a union of your bodies. To feel truly free, you believe that your heart and mind must be a part of the experience. When that total involvement finally happens, it's like a light drops down from heaven. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:05 AM

OH NO I'm hooked!!!!!!

I've got a very well developed sixth sense, and my aura is gold......lol........ now I just have to find out what sort of dog I am..........

A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:08 AM

I'll follow Alison's lead - this is the Vulcan one

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

VULCAN, God of Fire.

In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: tonedeaf
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:23 AM

I couldn't resist any longer - and I'm venus! How nice (drolly)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:24 AM

Oh ain't this some shit or what? Pink Grapefruit first, then I find I'm a gawddamn Irish Setter, and now it turns out my "Inner Rock Star" is BECK----Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view. Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.

I DID come out as Dionysus though...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Hyla
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:00 AM

Hmmm, I came out as an erotic blueberry! Blueberry ice cream and Eros the God of Love. What a combo....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Don Firth
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:45 AM

Eros. Mocha and Eros? Yup. All right. Okay. . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:14 AM

OK...... well I'm a German Shepherd, who grew up in a family like the Simpsons(!!), my inner rock star is Bjork(!!!!!),..... I should be paired off with Mel Gibson (mmmmmmmmm... yes please!!)....

apparently I'm the wrong star sign.. should have been Aries instead of Gemini..... but I am in the right career.... teacher / nurse.....

lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:21 AM

Well I was really bored tonight so I did a whole bunch:

My God! I'm a walking contradiction.

Hera the devoted Blueberry love godess

A Golden Retriever with a Violet Aura of compassion who's ocassionally a bit of a loon

A low Material Girl who doesn't possess to impress, with the nasty Personality of a Shark, who somehow managed an Emotional IQ of 136.

And to think some of you are worried about being Grapefruits.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:23 AM

HEY!!! I'm more worried about wanting my ideal man to be either Jack Nicholson or Mark Wahlberg!!!.....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:35 AM

Gee Alison, "interesting" choice, I'll have to take that test and see what disasters I come up with.*BG*

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:46 AM

I got Russell Crowe, sounds interesting, but I haven't a clue who he is.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: DaveJ
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:52 AM

Blueberry. But who remembers one's SAT score! Damn that was a long time ago.

"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated, Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness...."

Must have been my answer to the "going down" question.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 08:51 AM

He's cute Met... won the oscar for best actor in "Gladiator"....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:09 AM

I tried the "how passionate are you" and tells me I'm "the Mother Theresa of romantic relationships".... Mother Theresa and Jack Nicholson... thats one interesting combination.....

I also have a healthy sex drive, I'm kinda evil........ and my perfect workout is yoga......

someone find me a new site please!!!!!!!

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:30 AM

I can't get the things to work. I get all the way to the end, hit "continue," and it hangs...

Now, I'm going nuts trying to find out what kind of dog I am and what my IQ is. (IQ results should probably have been "Listen, dummy, if it didn't work on the last test, why did you spend time on this one. You flunk.")

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Noreen
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:41 AM

Hmmm... blueberry here too, and... (tension-building drum roll.............)(It is a music thread, see?)

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.

(hee hee)

Noreen

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,Dancing Mom
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:56 AM

Hmmm. Mine says, "Heavens above. you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deep spirituality and unconventional style drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Demeter, etc., etc." I did, however, object to the first question that asks us to rate our "performance". Don't need THOSE kinds of anxieties to interfere with things!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 May 01 - 11:51 AM

Jaysus....I found out I should be a Scorpio instead of a Virgo.....that my perfect career is artist....can't remember what all now....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:29 PM

Amergin, I'm supposed to be a Scorpio instead of a Virgo, as well.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:06 PM

Norrie--I'll agree to that!!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:16 PM

Hah I ended up as Beck too!

Soy un perdedor...I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:41 PM

I am Mocha-Apollo, Chocolate/Coffee God of Poetry, Driver of the Sun Chariot, Pleaser of Women, Dispenser of the potent Love-Espresso!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:04 PM

I can't find the rock star one, but my superpower is "Animal Communicator." I'm leaving now to go make some loud screeching noises with a bunch of assorted, um, life forms.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:06 PM

Jeri, does that mean your new Mudcatter name is gonna be Sheena?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:11 PM

LOL Amergin. Maybe I should the "Am I Psychic" test and find out I can communicate telepathically with animals.

I'm really leaving now.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 26 May 01 - 04:18 PM

Another coffee-hater who's a 'mocha.' Can't I be 'kimchi?'

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 26 May 01 - 04:24 PM

This is interesting...

I took the sex goddess test again today and I changed one answer. Now I am Demeter rather than Hestia. Hestia sounded like it fit me pretty well, but I have to say that I think Demeter fits even better. These tests remind me of the Minnisota Multiphasic Personality Index. I'm guessing they're probably developed by experts in marketing psychology. I wonder if I'm going to be deluged with e-spam, junk mail, and telemarketing phone calls now.

DEMETER, Goddess of the Fruitful Earth.

She is a deity who embraces all that man has to offer. Sex for you is probably just as much of a spiritual experience as it is a physical one. You are an unconventional lover who doesn't feel the need to obey traditional gender roles or follow the norms set by society. Although you are a firm believer in experimentation, you never rush your sexual encounters. It's important for you to experience sex in a deep and profound way. When in the bedroom, you not only surrender your body to the experience, but you allow your mind and your spirit to join the action. Men find you to be a phenomenal lover, and they never fail to be completely elated and fulfilled when the night is over. Sex for you is much more than the sum of its parts. It's an experience that provides you and your partner with an unforgettable moment. For the men who are fortunate enough to share your bed, it's like a light streaming down from the heavens.

Well, goodness... I would hope so!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Peg
Date: 26 May 01 - 06:46 PM

I got Demeter also...

so ditto on that one... :)

Peg

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Burke
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:52 PM

Another Mocha here. I tried to skip Britney Spears since I've never heard her; at least on Tom Cruise I could say never thought about it. Diana, the goddess of chastity and virginity, is your inner deity, and she guides your every move. But also:Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! (go figure)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Peg
Date: 27 May 01 - 01:56 AM

seems we are all as tasty as they come, and we are all gods/goddesses in bed...

that just can't be right...

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Noreen
Date: 27 May 01 - 05:45 AM

My colour is blue... but for a more serious analysis try The Identity Test . Seems pretty accurate to me.

Noreen/Persephone, goddess of the night

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: DaveJ
Date: 27 May 01 - 06:20 AM

A blueberry Dionysian sex god and now:

"I'm what they call an ambivert! I've got charm to spare, but sometimes you prefer to remain in the background. My social skills allow me to be a real diplomat. "

DaveJ

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 27 May 01 - 06:57 PM

youre an ambivert? Huh, i'm just a pervert....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Dorrie
Date: 27 May 01 - 07:01 PM

i was cinnamon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: vectis
Date: 27 May 01 - 07:33 PM

I'm a peppermint Demeter. How can I be crisp, cool and hot at the same time. I dare not take the dog test I'm mixed up enough already. AARRGGHH!!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: gus C
Date: 28 May 01 - 02:37 AM

Hey Catspaw, I got beck Too, but I am a St Bernard , good thing it wouldve been getting eerie if such accurate testing methods kept on finding the same results . I woulda started thinkin we was twins seperated at birth?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 29 May 01 - 10:51 AM

Well, if everyone has an inner god/goddess, then I guess we CAN all be gods/goddesses in bed at some point, yes?

Cheers---Persephone Pepper

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: sian, west wales
Date: 29 May 01 - 11:24 AM

So, no Licorices except me and Justa? Hmmm. But it seems that there are a lot of us Hestias ...

sian

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 29 May 01 - 02:15 PM

I just went back and answered all of the questions with my LEAST likely answer and instead of Vanilla, I was Cinnamon, which I guess makes me the anti-cinnamon!!! *BG*

Frank