BS: What Flavor Are You?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Pseudolus
Date: 29 May 01 - 02:15 PM

I just went back and answered all of the questions with my LEAST likely answer and instead of Vanilla, I was Cinnamon, which I guess makes me the anti-cinnamon!!! *BG*

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: sian, west wales
Date: 29 May 01 - 11:24 AM

So, no Licorices except me and Justa? Hmmm. But it seems that there are a lot of us Hestias ...

sian

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Kim C
Date: 29 May 01 - 10:51 AM

Well, if everyone has an inner god/goddess, then I guess we CAN all be gods/goddesses in bed at some point, yes?

Cheers---Persephone Pepper

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: gus C
Date: 28 May 01 - 02:37 AM

Hey Catspaw, I got beck Too, but I am a St Bernard , good thing it wouldve been getting eerie if such accurate testing methods kept on finding the same results . I woulda started thinkin we was twins seperated at birth?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: vectis
Date: 27 May 01 - 07:33 PM

I'm a peppermint Demeter. How can I be crisp, cool and hot at the same time. I dare not take the dog test I'm mixed up enough already. AARRGGHH!!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Dorrie
Date: 27 May 01 - 07:01 PM

i was cinnamon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 27 May 01 - 06:57 PM

youre an ambivert? Huh, i'm just a pervert....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: DaveJ
Date: 27 May 01 - 06:20 AM

A blueberry Dionysian sex god and now:

"I'm what they call an ambivert! I've got charm to spare, but sometimes you prefer to remain in the background. My social skills allow me to be a real diplomat. "

DaveJ

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Noreen
Date: 27 May 01 - 05:45 AM

My colour is blue... but for a more serious analysis try The Identity Test . Seems pretty accurate to me.

Noreen/Persephone, goddess of the night

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Peg
Date: 27 May 01 - 01:56 AM

seems we are all as tasty as they come, and we are all gods/goddesses in bed...

that just can't be right...

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Burke
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:52 PM

Another Mocha here. I tried to skip Britney Spears since I've never heard her; at least on Tom Cruise I could say never thought about it. Diana, the goddess of chastity and virginity, is your inner deity, and she guides your every move. But also:Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! (go figure)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Peg
Date: 26 May 01 - 06:46 PM

I got Demeter also...

so ditto on that one... :)

Peg

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 26 May 01 - 04:24 PM

This is interesting...

I took the sex goddess test again today and I changed one answer. Now I am Demeter rather than Hestia. Hestia sounded like it fit me pretty well, but I have to say that I think Demeter fits even better. These tests remind me of the Minnisota Multiphasic Personality Index. I'm guessing they're probably developed by experts in marketing psychology. I wonder if I'm going to be deluged with e-spam, junk mail, and telemarketing phone calls now.

DEMETER, Goddess of the Fruitful Earth.

She is a deity who embraces all that man has to offer. Sex for you is probably just as much of a spiritual experience as it is a physical one. You are an unconventional lover who doesn't feel the need to obey traditional gender roles or follow the norms set by society. Although you are a firm believer in experimentation, you never rush your sexual encounters. It's important for you to experience sex in a deep and profound way. When in the bedroom, you not only surrender your body to the experience, but you allow your mind and your spirit to join the action. Men find you to be a phenomenal lover, and they never fail to be completely elated and fulfilled when the night is over. Sex for you is much more than the sum of its parts. It's an experience that provides you and your partner with an unforgettable moment. For the men who are fortunate enough to share your bed, it's like a light streaming down from the heavens.

Well, goodness... I would hope so!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 26 May 01 - 04:18 PM

Another coffee-hater who's a 'mocha.' Can't I be 'kimchi?'

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:11 PM

LOL Amergin. Maybe I should the "Am I Psychic" test and find out I can communicate telepathically with animals.

I'm really leaving now.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:06 PM

Jeri, does that mean your new Mudcatter name is gonna be Sheena?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:04 PM

I can't find the rock star one, but my superpower is "Animal Communicator." I'm leaving now to go make some loud screeching noises with a bunch of assorted, um, life forms.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:41 PM

I am Mocha-Apollo, Chocolate/Coffee God of Poetry, Driver of the Sun Chariot, Pleaser of Women, Dispenser of the potent Love-Espresso!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:16 PM

Hah I ended up as Beck too!

Soy un perdedor...I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:06 PM

Norrie--I'll agree to that!!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:29 PM

Amergin, I'm supposed to be a Scorpio instead of a Virgo, as well.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Amergin
Date: 26 May 01 - 11:51 AM

Jaysus....I found out I should be a Scorpio instead of a Virgo.....that my perfect career is artist....can't remember what all now....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GUEST,Dancing Mom
Date: 26 May 01 - 10:56 AM

Hmmm. Mine says, "Heavens above. you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deep spirituality and unconventional style drive men crazy with desire. The Goddess Demeter, etc., etc." I did, however, object to the first question that asks us to rate our "performance". Don't need THOSE kinds of anxieties to interfere with things!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Noreen
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:41 AM

Hmmm... blueberry here too, and... (tension-building drum roll.............)(It is a music thread, see?)

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.

(hee hee)

Noreen

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:30 AM

I can't get the things to work. I get all the way to the end, hit "continue," and it hangs...

Now, I'm going nuts trying to find out what kind of dog I am and what my IQ is. (IQ results should probably have been "Listen, dummy, if it didn't work on the last test, why did you spend time on this one. You flunk.")

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 09:09 AM

I tried the "how passionate are you" and tells me I'm "the Mother Theresa of romantic relationships".... Mother Theresa and Jack Nicholson... thats one interesting combination.....

I also have a healthy sex drive, I'm kinda evil........ and my perfect workout is yoga......

someone find me a new site please!!!!!!!

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 08:51 AM

He's cute Met... won the oscar for best actor in "Gladiator"....

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: DaveJ
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:52 AM

Blueberry. But who remembers one's SAT score! Damn that was a long time ago.

"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated, Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness...."

Must have been my answer to the "going down" question.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:46 AM

I got Russell Crowe, sounds interesting, but I haven't a clue who he is.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:35 AM

Gee Alison, "interesting" choice, I'll have to take that test and see what disasters I come up with.*BG*

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:23 AM

HEY!!! I'm more worried about wanting my ideal man to be either Jack Nicholson or Mark Wahlberg!!!.....lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:21 AM

Well I was really bored tonight so I did a whole bunch:

My God! I'm a walking contradiction.

Hera the devoted Blueberry love godess

A Golden Retriever with a Violet Aura of compassion who's ocassionally a bit of a loon

A low Material Girl who doesn't possess to impress, with the nasty Personality of a Shark, who somehow managed an Emotional IQ of 136.

And to think some of you are worried about being Grapefruits.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 03:14 AM

OK...... well I'm a German Shepherd, who grew up in a family like the Simpsons(!!), my inner rock star is Bjork(!!!!!),..... I should be paired off with Mel Gibson (mmmmmmmmm... yes please!!)....

apparently I'm the wrong star sign.. should have been Aries instead of Gemini..... but I am in the right career.... teacher / nurse.....

lol

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Don Firth
Date: 26 May 01 - 02:45 AM

Eros. Mocha and Eros? Yup. All right. Okay. . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Hyla
Date: 26 May 01 - 01:00 AM

Hmmm, I came out as an erotic blueberry! Blueberry ice cream and Eros the God of Love. What a combo....

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:24 AM

Oh ain't this some shit or what? Pink Grapefruit first, then I find I'm a gawddamn Irish Setter, and now it turns out my "Inner Rock Star" is BECK----Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view. Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.

I DID come out as Dionysus though...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: tonedeaf
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:23 AM

I couldn't resist any longer - and I'm venus! How nice (drolly)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:08 AM

I'll follow Alison's lead - this is the Vulcan one

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

VULCAN, God of Fire.

In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 26 May 01 - 12:05 AM

OH NO I'm hooked!!!!!!

I've got a very well developed sixth sense, and my aura is gold......lol........ now I just have to find out what sort of dog I am..........

A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:57 PM

HAHAHA!!!!....well I'm Hera.....

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

HERA, the Goddess of Devotion.

She's a deity who demands total worship from her partner, and will go to great lengths to achieve the admiration she desires.

You probably place a lot of value on monogamy and exclusivity, and you give yourself completely to your man. With so much devotion, you guarantee his satisfaction in all facets of your relationship. You feel most comfortable when there's an intimate connection between you and your partner. When you feel that security, you abandon your sexual inhibitions and set your divine powers loose. You are a profound and passionate lover who believes that great sex means more than just a union of your bodies. To feel truly free, you believe that your heart and mind must be a part of the experience. When that total involvement finally happens, it's like a light drops down from heaven. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: alison
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:51 PM

Am I the only Papaya out there?????

smooth, exotic (Belfast????), refreshing and tasty as they come......

lol

now where's this sex god one?????

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:24 PM

Ye gods and little fishes - you and I are the same goddess, Jon. Should have gone to bed before I heard this. Now I'm going to have nightmares of Jon as the goddess of hearth and home...with a beard and a banjo.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:06 PM

Hes something I've forgotten - not Hesperis anyway - maybe Hestia - anyway Goddess of love and peace.

Jon

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:05 PM

Cool, Jon!

A friend told me about the silliest, stupidest question on the "God" part of the test, and I had to take it just to see. It was very funny!

Oh, and it's not bookstore clerk, because I'm vanilla.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 11:02 PM

I was gonna go to bed, but I HAVE to see how this turns out!

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:59 PM

Jim, if it is one or other, it must be the bookstore clerk.

Matt, sure you can be a god/goddess, just use your imagination.

Jon (about to become a goddess for the hell of it)

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Jeri
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:47 PM

I'm peppermint too. I really would like certain answers to be added, though. For the Tom Cruise and Brittany Whatserface questions, there ought to be a "Who gives a rat's ass" answer.

I am NOT divulging the goddess's name it gave me.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: GutBucketeer
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:45 PM

I'm a mocha too!

Yum! You're mocha. Intense, rich, and a little complex, you're as tasty as they come.

There sure are a lot of us! I wonder what we all answered that causes it. Could it be "can't get enough", or "book store clerk"?

My favorite flavor in the whole world, however, is Peppermint with dark Mocha/Chocolate.. MMMMMMM.. Are there any peppermints out there that like Mocha.. :-)

GutBucky

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: Matt_R
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:31 PM

I tried to take the god/goddess test, but hardly any of the questions apply to me. I guess virgins can't be gods.

Subject: RE: BS: What Flavor Are You?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 10:22 PM

According to the thing, Hestia, the goddess of family and peace, is my inner deity.

That prince question was a toughie. Ride the horse with the prince, or ride the prince? Which one... which one?