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What color is your underwear?

Little Hawk 25 May 01 - 08:36 PM
hesperis 25 May 01 - 08:25 PM
CarolC 25 May 01 - 08:01 PM
Amergin 25 May 01 - 07:53 PM
Hawker 25 May 01 - 07:36 PM
wdyat12 25 May 01 - 07:07 PM
CarolC 25 May 01 - 06:59 PM
northfolk/al cholger 25 May 01 - 06:55 PM
GUEST 25 May 01 - 06:50 PM
catspaw49 25 May 01 - 06:38 PM
CarolC 25 May 01 - 06:28 PM
RichM 25 May 01 - 06:27 PM
GUEST 25 May 01 - 06:03 PM
Burke 25 May 01 - 06:01 PM
Amergin 25 May 01 - 05:51 PM
hesperis 25 May 01 - 05:50 PM
GUEST,Fruit of My Mama's Loom 25 May 01 - 05:41 PM
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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:36 PM

We already have mindless drivel in the halls of power and on the evening news, so surely we can have a little in Mudcat. Today my underwear, for example, is in a shocking color of day-glo green, with red and white stripes, alternating around little rainbow colored spectacle shaped raised and embossed decorations.

Gahhh! I can just see your eyes glazing over as you picture that...

Tomorrow it's back to plain old basic blue.

- LH


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:25 PM

Ok.

*SHAMELESS MUDCAT CALENDAR PLUG* You might be able to see a colour is in the gaps between the panpipes... *END SHAMELESS MUDCAT CALENDAR PLUG*

But that's not underwear! Heh heh heh.


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 08:01 PM

(heh heh heh)


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:53 PM

boy carol you got me drooling at the thought....


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Hawker
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:36 PM

KNICKERS
Theres tangas and bikinis
Theres standards and briefs
Of cotton and Satin and lace
There's silk ones so sexy
Small beyond belief
They put an odd smile on your face
The thongs that are small
and sit in the gap
'Twixt cheeks to the left and the right
Look good under trousers
And to the opposite sex
But feel awful if they are too tight
For sports there are 'standards'
Which fit right around
From waistband right down to the thigh
The most comfortable knickers
You all must agree
But not as pleasing, I grant, to the eye!
I've red ones and blue ones, pink I have too
Black ones - and lilac and peach
I once had a set, each a different hue
With a day of the week wrote on each
Then theres those with the slogans
Like 'Sex God' or worse
And holes where a gusset should be
But still I wear my favourites again today
WHITE STANDARDS, my friend, always, for me!

Lucy


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: wdyat12
Date: 25 May 01 - 07:07 PM

Mine's white. Is that a bad thing?

wdyat12


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:59 PM

GUEST Date: 25-May-01 - 06:50 PM,

I think if you read my post again, you will see that I have not told you what to do. Nor would I dream of doing so.

White cotton. Always white cotton. (bikinis)


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: northfolk/al cholger
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:55 PM

Front or back???


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:50 PM

TO RichM Please don't try to tell me what I should or shouldn't do. The continual degradation of quality here is the point I am trying to make.

To CarolC Ditto for you. It is precisely because the one who started it was trying to cause trouble that I responded. A name like Fruit of My Mama's Loom is a dead giveaway and is certainly no better than giving no name at all. I am far too stubborn to ever listen to what people like you tell me to do, so don't bother.

To Catspaw You are mostly right, but the mindless drivel is taking over. I hope you can see that.


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:38 PM

Oh let's all quit worrying about it. Plenty of music going on, lots of great threads and lots of mindless drivel too...So if people don't understand the way things are around here by now, ain't no amount of bitching back and forth gonna' change nobody.....least of all Max, who could care less.

NOW........I'm with 'Gin.....I don't wear 'em.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:28 PM

More mindless shit. When is enough enough?

--GUEST Date: 25-May-01 - 06:03 PM

I would be willing to bet that the GUEST who started this thread did it specifically to get people like you stirred up. Looks like s/he succeeded.


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: RichM
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:27 PM

Dear Guest: participation in this thread is entirely voluntary. If you don't like this particular flavor of mindless shit, start your own flavor on a new thread....And what color is YOUR underwear???


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:03 PM

More mindless shit. When is enough enough?


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Burke
Date: 25 May 01 - 06:01 PM

Who wants to know?


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: Amergin
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:51 PM

that is easy...i don't wear any....


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Subject: RE: What color is your underwear?
From: hesperis
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:50 PM

I think I'll let this one go by...


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Subject: What color is your underwear?
From: GUEST,Fruit of My Mama's Loom
Date: 25 May 01 - 05:41 PM

What color is your underwear?

Not all of your underwear, the underwear you're wearing today.

Mine are navy blue, 100% cotton.


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