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How often do you change your underwear?

GUEST,Fruit of My Mama's Loom 28 May 01 - 01:20 PM
Charley Noble 28 May 01 - 01:24 PM
GUEST 28 May 01 - 02:05 PM
WyoWoman 28 May 01 - 02:18 PM
Bill D 28 May 01 - 02:30 PM
MarkS 28 May 01 - 03:34 PM
SINSULL 28 May 01 - 03:40 PM
paddymac 28 May 01 - 03:42 PM
Giac@Brian's 28 May 01 - 04:35 PM
RichM 28 May 01 - 04:48 PM
MarkS 28 May 01 - 04:49 PM
Geoff the Duck 28 May 01 - 06:08 PM
Liz the Squeak 28 May 01 - 06:17 PM
Troll 28 May 01 - 09:04 PM
Ebbie 28 May 01 - 09:14 PM
CarolC 28 May 01 - 09:17 PM
Ebbie 28 May 01 - 09:35 PM
Blackcatter 28 May 01 - 10:37 PM
Liz the Squeak 28 May 01 - 11:30 PM
YOR 28 May 01 - 11:55 PM
Sorcha 28 May 01 - 11:56 PM
Amergin 29 May 01 - 02:09 AM
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mousethief 29 May 01 - 12:46 PM
GUEST 29 May 01 - 01:27 PM
GUEST,Phillip 29 May 01 - 01:53 PM
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GUEST,Roger the skiffler 30 May 01 - 06:15 AM
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Subject: How often do you change your underwear?
From: GUEST,Fruit of My Mama's Loom
Date: 28 May 01 - 01:20 PM

Well, thanks to all who answered my previous underwear question.

My follow-up question is: How often do you change your underwear?

Those of you who, in the previous thread, claimed you don't waer underwear needn't respond. You can't change what you don't wear.

Me, I change mine everyday, whether or not there's a brownspot in the back.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 May 01 - 01:24 PM

I never put my change in my underwear.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 01 - 02:05 PM

Next questions. Do you wear your underwear inside or outside your clothes? Do you put the left leg or the right leg in first or do you just swing your legs up and do both at once? Do you wear the imported variety or are they made in your country? Do you wear them backwards? Do you buy them before you need them or wait until the last pairs have holes in them? That's a start.

NO, don't tell me to shut up,go away,read other posts. I don't see how things like this are of any benefit to anyone. I guess everyone just has too much time to kill and maybe that means me too.

Maybe it's someone trying to get Max to put in some sort of temporary category so things like this will vanish before visitors see them and leave right away thinking this is just an ordinary place.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: WyoWoman
Date: 28 May 01 - 02:18 PM

I bet you're the kind of guy who smacks his children to teach them a lesson, too.

You are so tedious.

ww


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Bill D
Date: 28 May 01 - 02:30 PM

repost:

well, I am reminded of one of my 5 or 6 all time favorite Peanuts cartoons...

Lucy is standing in front of Charlie Brown, demanding..."Change your mind!"

2nd panel..louder.."Change your MIND!"

3rd panel..screaming"CHANGE YOUR MIND, I SAY!"

4th panel..Lucy, waking away muttering.."I wonder why it's so hard to get people to change their minds"

....just a thought

guest...maybe if you went to PA and stood in front of Max and screamed "Change your system" a few dozen times, he'd do it your way?


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: MarkS
Date: 28 May 01 - 03:34 PM

You're supposed to change them??


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 May 01 - 03:40 PM

Never. I have been wearing the same brand for almost thirty years. Hanes Her Way cotton bikinis.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: paddymac
Date: 28 May 01 - 03:42 PM

Personally, I think this thread is a bit sophomoric and inane. Maybe it's just another manifestaion of a peculiar fetish. Still, I guess there are less benign fetishes one could be burdened with.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Giac@Brian's
Date: 28 May 01 - 04:35 PM

Change it to what? I really prefer it as underwear. Tried it as outerwear once, but people kept looking at me funny ...


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: RichM
Date: 28 May 01 - 04:48 PM

I change 'em more often than I change my strings....

Guest, good to see you back here...it's a silly thread and you fit right in ;)

Rich


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: MarkS
Date: 28 May 01 - 04:49 PM

Cool. Let's change this to a fetish thread. Whats yours? I'd tell you mine, but this is a family site! A hint: It is somewhat musical since it involves a "G" string.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 28 May 01 - 06:08 PM

Was it the reel or the hornpipe you wanted?


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 May 01 - 06:17 PM

What I want to know is, in my collection I have perfectly serviceable knickers that date back 8 or more years, but the new ones I bought last month are already shedding elastic like it was going out of fashion. Why?

And why does my local store stock clothes up to size 24 (really, really big) but underwear that only goes up to size 18 (and only a 38C bust at that!!).

I change with the wind..... it does that you know.

LTS


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Troll
Date: 28 May 01 - 09:04 PM

Underwear?

troll


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 May 01 - 09:14 PM

ya know, this guy's telling his buddies he's going to find out just how stupid we'll go... Not that I'm naming names, mind you.

Ebbie


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: CarolC
Date: 28 May 01 - 09:17 PM

Interesting point, Ebbie. On the other hand, maybe he and his buddies have a betting pool going to see who can score the most flames on their thread.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 May 01 - 09:35 PM

Ah, well.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 May 01 - 10:37 PM

That is assuming he has buddies - though many idiots do and he's certainly an idiot.

I'm still looking for the song this theread is about - anyone know any good fetish songs?

pax yall


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 May 01 - 11:30 PM

No, but I saw Prince Albert Morris dancing this weekend - they are a fetish side, dancing in black leather, rubber, boots, adjustable phallus', multiple piercings and spike heels.... very rude, very funny and just a tad distressing.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: YOR
Date: 28 May 01 - 11:55 PM

Psychiatrist?


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Sorcha
Date: 28 May 01 - 11:56 PM

Prince Albert? Morris Dancing? I thought he did "snow stuff".........maybe it was the guy in the can?

Have you seen Prince Albert change his underwear?
Yes I have, but I'll tell you here, you didn't want to be there;
In the glare of the snow, Monaco's colors do glow
Poor Albert, in spite of his charm has a tough row to hoe.

OK, over to somebody better than me.........


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Amergin
Date: 29 May 01 - 02:09 AM

i don't change my underwear....i prefer to wait until they rot off...


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 May 01 - 02:14 AM

The team are named not after the Prince Consort but after his alleged jewellery attachments - a particular piercing which was named after him...... it involves a ring, a chain and a foreskin......

How many men have now crossed their legs??

LTS


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 May 01 - 02:16 AM

There was also a belly dancer with a navel ring that flashed red and green lights....

LTS


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 29 May 01 - 06:35 AM

I'd cut the strings off my bikini, but I'm afraid I'd lose my mittens.

Bat Goddess


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: Bill D
Date: 29 May 01 - 12:28 PM

......ummmm...these folks with pierced parts--what do they do about airport metal detectors? I'll bet they could sell tickets to the inspection process.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: mousethief
Date: 29 May 01 - 12:46 PM

I had never thought of airport security guard as a particularly exciting job, Bill, but now I begin to see the possibilities.

Can't have a weak stomach, though.

Bat Goddess, you rock!

Alex


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 May 01 - 01:27 PM

Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball (Shel Silverstein)

C'mon babies, grease your lips
Grab your hats, and swing your hips.
Don't forget to bring your whips.
We're goin' to the Freakers Ball.

Blow your whistle ,bang your gong ,
Roll up somethin' to take along.
Feels so good it must be wrong
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.

All the fags and dykes, they're boogyin' together
Leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather.
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too,
Screamin' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you".
F.B.I. dancin' with the junkies ,
All the Straights swingin' with the Funkies
'Cross the floor and up the wall
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.

Everybody is lovin' each other --
Brother with sister - son with mother.
Smear my body up with butter,
And take me to the Freakers Ball.

So pass that roach please and pour the wine --
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine.
I'm gonna boogie til I go blind --
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.

Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones --
Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones.
The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too --
Screaming' "Please hit me" and "I'll hit you".
Everybody ballin' in batches --
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches.
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches --
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball, y'all
Freakin' at the Freakers Ball.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: GUEST,Phillip
Date: 29 May 01 - 01:53 PM

Change is inevitable....except from a vending machine!


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: lady penelope
Date: 29 May 01 - 03:30 PM

Well of course there's always Tom lehrer's "masochism tango"

And to add to LTS's ponderences, why do they sell 'cleavage bras' for those who have none, but can you find one for someone who has one?!! GAAAH!

I'd just like to say that this thread is really pants!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 30 May 01 - 06:15 AM

Wasn't there a medieval English king who boasted he had a bath once a year whether he needed one or not?
Or is it just another of my hoary old jokes resurfacing in the memory bank?
RtS


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Subject: RE: How often do you change your underwear?
From: LR Mole
Date: 30 May 01 - 07:39 AM

As the late B. Kliban once wrote:
Q. Say, why do you hang around with that sadist?
A. Beats me!


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