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BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!

Sam Pirt 10 Jun 01 - 12:26 AM
GUEST,Dancing Mom 09 Jun 01 - 11:42 PM
Susan from California 09 Jun 01 - 09:26 PM
ermintrudeclaire 09 Jun 01 - 02:16 PM
Roger in Sheffield 09 Jun 01 - 06:47 AM
Quincy 09 Jun 01 - 05:52 AM
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marty D 09 Jun 01 - 01:04 AM
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Art Thieme 08 Jun 01 - 06:57 PM
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Liz the Squeak 08 Jun 01 - 06:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Sam Pirt
Date: 10 Jun 01 - 12:26 AM

From Gill - Sam's mum

Not too late I hope to say a bit belated 'Happy Birthday' Spaw. You certainly are treasured by friends all over the world - can't wait for Sam to get home to tell me all about your special day.

With love - Gill


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: GUEST,Dancing Mom
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 11:42 PM

It's 11:45 p.m. Before I turn in, HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY!


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Susan from California
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 09:26 PM

Happy day, sorry I'm late but that seems to be par for the course lately!!!

SfC


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: ermintrudeclaire
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 02:16 PM

Happy birthday for yesterday-hope it was a good one


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Roger in Sheffield
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 06:47 AM

Happy (Day after) Birthday
I've been looking for a suitable present
I noticed in another thread that you collect assholes (gnats?)
In my shed are some old museum exhibits, mainly wasps and bees, I am guessing they have assholes too
They are in a nice presentation box and everything!
So I am sending them with best wishes (you will have to remove the assholes yourself)


do you have a huge hangover this morning?, If anything else is huge keep it to yourself


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Quincy
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 05:52 AM

More belated birthday wishes from me too!

love and best wishes, Yvonne xox


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: roopoo
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 03:29 AM

Belated greetings!

If you can't remember the day, you must have had a good time!

Love

Andrea xxx (Am I safe leaving kisses on here?)


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: marty D
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 01:04 AM

Happy birthday Spaw. You're one of a kind.

marty


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 09 Jun 01 - 12:28 AM

Happy birthday Spaw!

Carol


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From: Billy the Bus
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 11:30 PM

Gee Spaw, it's great having two cracks at your birthday. My time, and your time, Must off to the Pub for another toast to ya mate. Watch out you don't habe too many Pink Gin Flamingos with your mashed Murphys (sorry Spud couldn't resist)

Slainte - Sam


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 11:00 PM

Birthday blessings from us Pat!

~Susan & the Preacher Man


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Giac@Brian's
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 10:35 PM

Whew, got here just in time - Happy Birthday Spaw, and jillions more.

Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Brendy
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:01 PM

Shine on you crazy diamond.

B.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Spud Murphy
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 08:30 PM

Be careful who yer mashin, there, buddy boy.

Happy birthday, anyhow.

Spud


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Morticia
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 08:18 PM

Happy Birthday , mon ange......I expect to be saying this for many years to come,
love ya
Morty xxxxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:57 PM

Pat, Way to go. Congratulations!!!!!

Art


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:56 PM

Why do I have the feeling it's kinda' like "aw shit!"

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:51 PM

You've been the guiding force in my life the last three years. I stand in awe.

Love

Rick


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:42 PM

It's Nancy Sinatra's birthday too ~

These farts were made for lighting,
And that's just what he'll do,
One of these days those farts
are gonna explode in the loo.....

Have fun.... what's left of it. Of course, if you aren't feeling up to it, you could always have an offical birthday when you are, like the Queen. She has two because the weather isn't nice in April for inspecting the guards, and besides, us Civil (!) Servants get an extra day off!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Paul G.
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:09 PM

So, happy birthday my Buckeye brother...many more (of reasonable quality, of course).

pg


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 06:02 PM

Oh, dear. What WAS being said about my picture at the last show?

Never mind... I don't know if I want to know...

At least I'm dressed now...


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: BlueJay
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 05:29 PM

Alright Spaw, congrats. I love birthdays, even when they're not mine. Many More! BlueJay


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 04:54 PM

sure...beans....of COURSE beans, you wanta keep your reputation up!...(and, with re-hab complete, you can learn, like Kendall & me, what OLD really means)

but like my Daddy uster say, "don't call 'em spuds, call 'em TATERS, whut they aire"

anyway, hope you have a happy evening and relax, (we won't be posting anything interestin on Mudcat, honest!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 04:37 PM

Well............What with everything else, I was kinda' hopin' this one would slide past but the Beebs comes along.........................

What a birthday thread though!!! Thanks for all the songs and thoughts......Hey!!! I finally got a hug from "down under"...and it's about damn time too!!!

We pretty much had our celebration when the Boys from Yorkshire were here and although I feel pretty good, tonigt's birthday dinner will be mashed spuds......and maybe a few beans, just for effect!

Thank you all.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: kendall
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 04:10 PM

You are only 52? GO GET ME A COFFEE, KID.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: KathWestra
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 03:06 PM

Hey Spaw,
Thinking of you on your b'day with fondest affection and thanks for being you. Get and stay well so that you'll be here to take all this lovely abuse next year, and the next, and the next..... Happy Birthday Hugs, Kathy


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Amergin
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 02:55 PM

Rick's countrymen are called Arrogant Worms?


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Caitrin
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 02:54 PM

*grins* All right, 'spaw, here's a birthday song for you, by a group of Rick's countrymen called The Arrogant Worms. I figure you have the sort of sense of humor which will appreciate it.

Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you've been able to make
another trip around the sun
So the whole clan gathers 'round
and gifts and laughter do abound
and so we make a joyful sound
and sing this stupid song

Happy birthday
what have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
your best years are all gone.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Melani
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 02:45 PM

Happy Birthday and many more!


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Ma-K
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 02:24 PM

Thank you for another year of Spaw....May it last forever and ever......Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 01:25 PM

I know I promised earlier that I was going to post something disparaging, perhaps crass, even disgusting, when I got the chance... you know, befitting your earned, learned lofty status amongst the 'Cats. Alas, after five hours of crawling through crawl spaces and attics with a bad back, getting a good buzz off a distribution panel (my absolute favourite part of my job), meeting the building owner's dog in a rather surprising manner, getting about fifty mosquito bites, etcetera, etc, I'm just too damn tired and sore. And I'm only 44 years old. It's not that I don't want to. Honest, I think so highly of you that I would like to crap on you in the style and calibre you deserve, but, brain dead as I am at the moment, I guess I'll just have to leave it at...

BON FETE PATTEDECHAT49 or '52 or whatever !!! Drink lots of cold water and walk slow.

gnu

PS Didn't know about the mouth thing. Does this mean that you're on liquids ? I think there's some Turkey Turd Beer in the basement of the Tavern. Some fool ordered two tankers !


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 01:03 PM

Happy Birthday, ya cranky old bastard.

LEJ (also pushing 52)


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: annamill
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 12:32 PM

Have a hunnert more 'spaw! Happy, happy birthday, Baby, Da da!

Love, Annamill


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 12:22 PM

'Spaw,

Happy Birthday.

Walrus


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 12:22 PM

Many happy years, you old fraud!

ALex


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From: rush
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 12:14 PM

Dear Catspaw,

Happy Happy Birthday,

From all of us in Rochester, NY


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Margaret V
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 11:50 AM

All the best to you, catspaw, on your birthday and always! Margaret


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Max
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 11:38 AM

Wow, another year older. Proud to know ya big guy. Happy day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: wdyat12
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 10:52 AM

hAARPy Birthday Spaw!

51 is not so OLD.

Don't accept any aftermarket parts though.

wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Pinetop Slim
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 10:12 AM

Happy birthday. And use this dab of butter on your nose only to slide into your next year.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Metchosin
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 10:08 AM

Happy Birthday Spaw! So glad I've had the pleasure of your internet aquaintance.

Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:39 AM

Spaw? Spaw.... you ever get the feeling we're.... like, I mean man.... like maybe we're.... kinda...ummm.... like what I'm tryin' to say here,man is.... you ever get... I mean just a kinda feeling, or maybe a thought... like, we're.... aging, man? Oh.... sorry, man... I didn't know it would bother you!! Calm down!!! Jeez, all I did was ask!! Spaw!!! Put that down!!! (Insert sound effects here).

Wonderfullest of days to you, you WOrld Class Curmudgeon. It is a joy to have you in the world.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:34 AM



...and a banal chorus of 67 virgin and yet obese eunuchs sang:



"Why was he born so beautiful,
why was he born at all?
He's no bloody use to anyone,
he's no bloody use at all.
'SPAW! 'SPAW! !@#$ 'SPAW!"



Otherwise stated: Happy Birthday, my boy.

Chance


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Hollowfox
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:25 AM

52, 52, hmmm...Does this mean you're finally playing with a full deck? Heaven knows we've got enough jokers around here. Happy Birthday, darlin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:25 AM

Happy Bday catspaw - I'd bake a cake for you, but you said you wouldn't touch anything out of my kitchen anyway!


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: LR Mole
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:24 AM

Sail on, and may the dulse shimmer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:10 AM

..also 54 today is singer Julie (Jools) Driscoll. How about that for a potential duet: "This fart's on fire..."
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: harpgirl
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 09:04 AM

...fifty one...fifty two...what's the differnece? He's still an old goat...PS I'm sending your wife a special tee-shirt for your birthday!! See troll for details...hg


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 08:57 AM

Happy Birthday, Love and a million more!
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Ha! June 8th is catspaw's birthday!!!
From: Áine
Date: 08 Jun 01 - 08:43 AM

Happy Birthday, you ole fart,
With teeth just like an aged tart,
And saggy arse just like a turtle,
I'm glad you made it over one more hurdle!

Who loves ya, baby? I do!

-- Áine


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