Subject: New Age
From:
Wolfgang
Date: 22 Jun 01 - 09:17 AM
The song below makes me grin and it reminds me of...let's say a distant friend in Germany, for instance.
Wolfgang
NEW AGE
(lyrics: Joel Polowin; tune: you should be able to guess that)
...But in the new approach, as you know, the important thing is to have happy thoughts, rather than to understand what's going on. Here's how they do it now:
His aura's blue and green,
And he's feeling blue,
So you look up the Unified Field.
In that field you find that the UFOs
Are building the Face on Mars,
As a welcome sign
For the Horned Man.
Is that clear?
Now the Lord and Lady work with the Greys
'Cause the Greys are good
(That is to say, good for the Dance),
But they don't sing well,
So they bring in Elvis.
From ol' Elvis they take a cell
To make ten clones.
(And you know why Elvis clones overrun Loch Ness?
'Cause confusion is distributive, right.)
And so you've found that the crucial factor
Is the farthest planet,
And that's Pluto.
Well, actually, at the moment Pluto's inside the orbit of Neptune. But the idea's the important thing.
Now go back to the Tarot deck:
The King of Cups and the Five of Wands
And the Star.
And that means..?
"Stay away from women with snakes," exactly. I figured you'd all get that one.
Hooray for New Age, New-hoo-hoo Age!
It doesn't make a bit of sense, it's the new rage!
It's so simple, so very simple,
That only a quack can do it!
Now actually, there's one tiny little flaw in the previous line of reasoning: the Five of Wands was *reversed*! But don't panic. That just means that we have to
consider the secondary effluences -- I mean, "influences". Shall we have a go at it? Right!
In nineteen fifty-two and in -fifty-three,
Nostradamus said,
There would be a sign of a Change in the world.
From that Change came the mystic wind
Swirlin' round and blowing the circles in crops
For the landing strips for the UFOs.
From that wind comes the secret power
That the Bigfoots use
(That is to say, "feet")
For harmonic alignment with the crystal form of C-1-bar.
"'C-1-bar'? What's this 'C-1-bar' stuff?" I hear you cry.
Well, the moonstone belongs to the C-1-bar crystallographic symmetry group, don't you see?
"I ask a silly question, get a silly answer..."
The crystal form sets the healing field
That the Ancient Astronauts used holistically,
Or in other words,
They'd put everything together
From aromatherapy to yogic flying
On top of runic lore.
Now go back to the tarot deck:
The Two of Coins and the Page of Cups
And the Fool.
And that means..?
Now, let's not always see the same hands.
"Stay away from women with snakes," that's right.
Everyone who got "snakes" can stay after the con and clean the chalk pentacles off the floor.
Hooray for New Age, New-hoo-hoo Age!
It doesn't make a bit of sense, it's the new rage!
It's so simple, so very simple,
That only a quack can do it!
Come back tomorrow night -- we're gonna do a summoning!
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sj
