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Subject: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:34 PM I am truly honoured that you should start a whole thread about me.... There is only one thing worse than being talked about. And that is NOT being talked about. Thank you. Trying to identify you would be like trying to nail fog to the wall. Just rest assured that if I do ever find you, I will give you a great big hug. You need it. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: SINSULL Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:37 PM Or you could sit on him/her...Thank you for your graceful handling of this nonsense Liz. You are a treasure. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Clinton Hammond Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:40 PM This place needs a moderator! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:43 PM or a Program. "Git yer programs here. Can't tell a thing that's going on without a program!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:47 PM Does the program come with a scorecard? Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:49 PM No Clinton. Guest NEEDED a proper upbringing. It's unfortunate that some are deprived and turn out depraved. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mrrzy Date: 09 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM Hey, as a parent, I have to admit that you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up. That's my story and no matter what the twins do, I'm sticking to it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:01 PM I've written several thousand programs in the time I've been a programmer. If I had an outdoors job, I'm sure my arse would be much smaller. But it's my gut that's the real problem. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: gnu Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:03 PM I know Mrrzy, but this idiot obviously never had a chance. His parent(s) must have been )*&^)^ed up severly. Hey ! He said it first. I was just... what are you hitting me for ? He said it first !!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:05 PM Or they were $&#$$*&##'d up severally. Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Linda Kelly Date: 09 Jul 01 - 04:54 PM Well Liz, if it's good enough for Jennifer Lopez -it's good enough fer you and me! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Burke Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:10 PM Great attitude, Liz! It seems to me Fergie got lots a comments on hers, you're in good company. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Geoff the Duck Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:38 PM I will sing in the praise of a well padded woman! I was honoured to be hugged by Liz the Squeak when she recently dropped into the Jug! Quack!!! Geoff the Duck! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Kim C Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:40 PM I have decreased the size of my arse, however it is still tattooed. And like Alex, if I didn't sit at this desk all day, it never would have increased in size to begin with. Anyway I saw an episode of Ricki Lake one day devoted to large-bottomed women, and don't you know, there are many MANY people who find such attractive. Buxom curvy women are appreciated and loved by lots of folks. I had a boyfriend in college once who told me I looked fat and this was when I was way under 120lb! Some people are just jerks, no matter what. Anyway Liz I have never seen your bum and frankly don't give a rip about its size. You are all right by me. :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Áine Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:46 PM Goodness, Kim! I feel a definite 'thread drift' comin' on . . . especially when some our favourite 'Catters of the male persuasion see your last message . . . You go, Girl! ;-) -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: SharonA Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:53 PM To quote from Queen, we "make the rockin' world go 'round" — Liz, I admire your aplomb. I don't think I would have handled the situation so gracefully. SharonA |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Amergin Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:56 PM Well done, Liz, well done... |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mousethief Date: 09 Jul 01 - 05:59 PM Liz is the picture of grace. Hear, hear about men who aren't turned on by bony women. Then again I'm a weirdo. I fell in love with my (now) wife over the internet, sight unseen. We've been married 4 years as of next Thursday (the 19th). Just as happy now as then, if not more so. (No, she's not bony. Anything else is none of your business.) So when I say "it's the mind, the heart that matter" -- my experience backs me up! Alex |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Naemanson Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM Liz, what counts is heart, and this guy obviously needs one. You're still all right in my book and now my esteem has risen a few notches because of how you have handled the idiot who posted those messages. And I agree with Mrzzy. "...you can do everything right and kids can STILL turn out )*&^)^ed up." That's my story too and no matter what my kids do, I'm sticking to it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Celtic Soul Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:08 PM New though I am, I have to add my kudos to the rest. That was a truly gracious response, and I commend you on your calm and aplomb. We could do with more of that sort in the world. Thanks for modeling that, I know I need the lesson occasionally myself.
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:14 PM The thread title here is a great first line. It's got swagger. Francois Villon could have used it (if he'd been writing in English.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Angie Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:18 PM Dear Liz, to my knowledge we have never met. One more arse on a bike can only be a good thing irrespective of size. Good luck with your test. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: kendall Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:24 PM My kids turned out ok in SPITE of me. I've never met a woman who didn't think her arse was too big, that's how it is supposed to be. Personally women like Twiggy are an instant "hard off" to me! It must be like sleeping with a bicycle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM Hey Mal, this fat bottomed girl may well be getting her bike at the weekend!!! Watch out skinny bikers!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: TishA Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:43 PM Wow! Congratulations Alex & Mrs Alex. July 19th. Tish & I are up for our 1st. two days later. Good stuff to celebrate on your thread Liz. Thanks for the space! Chip A. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mountain Dog Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM I think the sort of moderation and consideration needed around this place are the sort so beautifully demonstrated by Liz in her opening post. Thanks for your tact and wit, Liz. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Amos Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:03 PM Nicely turned, Liz darlin!!! Kudo to both of you!:>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM Not really on the subject of this thread (STRANGE! _THAT'S_ NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!), I have to confess a sneaking admiration for GUEST. I don't remember EVER seeing a troll get so much play on Mudcat, and in so short a time. Since controversy is clearly what he/she (I'd bet on he) is after, without any real interest evident in any of the subject matter, he's been really successful. It's been said before, but I will say it again: Ignore him, fergooness sake! Okay, "Physician, heal thyself!" That's the last word you'll see on Mudcat either to or about GUEST. Dave Oesterreich |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Angie Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:11 PM liz don't know how big your bum is and don't care, you seem like a smashin' wee wummin |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Sourdough Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:21 PM David O: Normally I would agree whole-heartedly with you about ignoring ignorami such as Guestus Stupidus but Liz has been so delightful and the Mudcatters so much to the point that I think it has been worthwhile. I think the Guest must be getting cold comfort from his realization that he's been pretty much dismissed as not only crude and ignorant, but even ineffective in his chosen field. I have learned a lot about Mudcat from this. Sourdough
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:29 PM Liz, as a person with his own size problems(ass AND gut), I can only say that riding a bicycle behind a larger person is great! They break the wind for everyone else...wait a minute, that means something else over there...never mind... |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,artbrooks@work Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:30 PM Last post was me...sorry, forgot to enter guest name. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Lonesome EJ Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM Liz, you got more than your share of class. No wonder there wasn't much left over for the guy who started this whole business. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Mrs.Duck Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM Mine's bigger than yours!! Can I have my own thread too?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Matthew Edwards Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:52 PM Nice response Liz. While I would generally agree that postings like the original ought to be ignored, it is good to see how Liz's friends have rallied to her support.Anyway here's a limerick for her: If you think that my arse is too big, Let me tell you I don't give a fig. You are wholly irrelevant; So spoke the elephant, As she stepped on the ant in a jig. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Snuffy Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM "Does my bum look big in this?" Who cares? Sock it to 'em, Liz. Wassail! V |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Cobble Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM We LOVE you LIZ. The Cobble Clan. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: 8_Pints Date: 09 Jul 01 - 09:18 PM The sexiest thing about any women to me is her brain and her smile! *BG* Am I in danger of stereo-typing you? Bob vG |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Chip2447 Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM A tip of my hat to Liz. Well done. Chip2447, who by his own defination is a lard butt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:25 AM Hey 8 pints, what ya doin tonight?!! Matthew - what an honour, a limerick about me!!! Gorsh!! And such a good one too!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mooman Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM Good on you Liz! Now about that motorbike....! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: mooman Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:52 AM Good on you Liz! Now about that motorbike....! mooman |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Aidan Crossey Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:57 AM Liz ... Despite what any of us think of Geoffrey Boycott (and for most of us he will gone down in our estimation after the revelations about manhandling his missus), he *did* however have a great put down for someone who accused him of having a big arse, to wit: "It takes a big hammer to drive a long nail." I'd like to be able to handle such abuse as you took with the type of aplomb which you demonstrated. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: sian, west wales Date: 10 Jul 01 - 04:38 AM You've played a blinder there, Liz. My hats off to you. sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: KitKat Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM Dear Liz I think you should take heart from the old Jake Thackery song: "I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day ..." Pat |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: KingBrilliant Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM Well done Liz! Kris |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: GUEST,Dita (at work) Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:05 AM Liz, I know not the size of your nether regions, however I do know that you have a heart that spans the world, love, and much respect, john. |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:42 AM Liz, you got class! Big hug for you! ((((((((((LIZ)))))))))) |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Bagpuss Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:49 AM I would like to complain on behalf of all the *bony* and *bicycle like* women who suddenly get the backlash whenever someone makes a comment about someoes larger size. Why pick on us? We didn't start it! I'm bony and I'm proud! :-P Bagpuss (the saggy old bag of bones) |
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big..... From: Gervase Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:56 AM Bloody hell, a bloke's spoiled for choice here - either big and bouncy and lean and svelte! I can't help but wonder, though - did the anonymous guest ever clap eyes on Liz's arse? I've seen plenty bigger. |