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BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....

JudeL 14 Jul 01 - 10:47 AM
lady penelope 14 Jul 01 - 04:43 AM
Angie 14 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM
Liz the Squeak 14 Jul 01 - 03:07 AM
Liz the Squeak 14 Jul 01 - 02:52 AM
Geoff the Duck 13 Jul 01 - 08:00 PM
Mrs.Duck 12 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM
Liz the Squeak 12 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM
Liz the Squeak 11 Jul 01 - 06:01 PM
Art Thieme 11 Jul 01 - 02:14 PM
Kim C 11 Jul 01 - 01:24 PM
Liz the Squeak 11 Jul 01 - 12:46 AM
Jeremiah McCaw 11 Jul 01 - 12:05 AM
Big Mick 10 Jul 01 - 06:52 PM
Liz the Squeak 10 Jul 01 - 06:40 PM
GUEST,JohnB 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM
Jeremiah McCaw 10 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Jul 01 - 11:46 AM
GUEST,jayohjo 10 Jul 01 - 11:38 AM
Jimmy C 10 Jul 01 - 09:19 AM
GUEST,Kernow John 10 Jul 01 - 08:11 AM
Naemanson 10 Jul 01 - 07:02 AM
Gervase 10 Jul 01 - 06:56 AM
Bagpuss 10 Jul 01 - 06:49 AM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 10 Jul 01 - 06:42 AM
GUEST,Dita (at work) 10 Jul 01 - 05:05 AM
KingBrilliant 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM
KitKat 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM
sian, west wales 10 Jul 01 - 04:38 AM
Aidan Crossey 10 Jul 01 - 03:57 AM
mooman 10 Jul 01 - 03:52 AM
mooman 10 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM
Liz the Squeak 10 Jul 01 - 01:25 AM
Chip2447 09 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM
8_Pints 09 Jul 01 - 09:18 PM
Cobble 09 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM
Snuffy 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM
Matthew Edwards 09 Jul 01 - 07:52 PM
Mrs.Duck 09 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM
Lonesome EJ 09 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM
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Sourdough 09 Jul 01 - 07:21 PM
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Uncle_DaveO 09 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: JudeL
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 10:47 AM

"name removed's" ass has already made a major impression on him without even sitting on him (you didn't did you?). But No, sitting on him would be too good for him , given Guests obvious interest(bordering on obsession) he'd probably enjoy it far too much,
Jude


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: lady penelope
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 04:43 AM

Here Liz, ever wonder how much Monet would have paid us for modelling? As some of our chums across the water are want to say "You GO girl!" Or possibly " Talk to the hand 'cos the arse ain't listening!"

The thing that offended me the most was the complete lack of any effort put into the jibe ( it was no way near good enough to be called an insult ). I'm with Cyrano on this one, if you're gonna pick an obvious feature the LEAST you can do is be creative about it!

Let's find out who it is and SIT on them!

TTFN M'Lady P.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Angie
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM

Haa haa, there are some excellent gags on here today. V. funny.

As for the originator (or head) of these f** a*** threads, perhaps our 'guest' is named Richard !

Who ever was responsible, I thankyou, not for the cause but for the consequence. This is such fun.

LST have another pat on the back. Mal


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 03:07 AM

Sorry, left the p out of Bumpstead... it's silent, like in bath.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 02:52 AM

Steeple Bumstead, full moon, when there's Rs in the month.

I pass through Nether Wallop often. Never dared stop.... Nether meaning hidden, I always wonder where it's going to come from.... not been caught yet!!

Of course, the originator of the offensive thread obviously comes from Pratt's Bottom....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Jul 01 - 08:00 PM

Will the Arse Worshipping take place on the night of a Full Moon???
There is a good beer garden at the Dysart Arms in Bunbury, Cheshire.
You could hold it at Nether End (near Bakewell [if you don't mind the Tarts]), but it is probably best to avoid Nether Wallop (Hampshire) and Nether Padley (also near Bakewell). Just name the place!
Quack!!! GtD


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:10 PM

Maybe we could all move to Crouch End


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM

Ah, thank heaven, looks like my arse has finally dropped off the bottom....

Doh!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 06:01 PM

Art - not a million miles away, across the river is the Woolwich Arsenal - and my dad was a lifelong supporter!

I've seen what you do to islands over there, if they haven't got Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage rampaging all over them, then they're full of arse eating dinosaurs, and I ain't being made into dino kibble for anyone!!!

Wouldn't mind the rampaging with Sean Connery though.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Art Thieme
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 02:14 PM

You folks should all go live at an abandoned arsenal. There's one available in the middle of the Mississippi River---between Illinois and Iowa---at Rock Island, Illinois.

Art Thieme


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 01:24 PM

This is neither here nor there... but several years ago I saw Dolly Parton on the Carson show and she said she was designing a new line of jeans called Lardashe. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:46 AM

OOh Big Mick - you also say the nicest things.... Shall we just have a fat arse worshippers meeting somewhere?

LTS (blushing....after all, my cookie describes me...... so yours...?)


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 11 Jul 01 - 12:05 AM

Come to think of it, my Glen Reid acoustic bass has been described as "Reubenesque". And that's just fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Big Mick
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:52 PM

A bit of a confession here. I have found Liz's online personality to be extremely attractive. She is one I have looked forward to meeting some time. And now she tells me, as a dear friend of mine would say, is "blessed". Be still my beating heart. Can't wait to sing songs with this one...............LOL. Easy, FAIR ONE, it is just an observation.............hahahahaha

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:40 PM

Oooh John B, that's going into the system.. you naughty boy!!!

Besides, when you've out heckled Derek Brimstone and been insulted by the boring old fart himself, ain't nothing in the world can touch you again....

Thank you everyone for your kind messages and comments.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,JohnB
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM

Hey LTS, do I have to insult your Reubenesque bits, or is there some other way of getting a Hug out of you. I personally prefer the nicer approach. BTW, what's the difference between a counterfit dollar and making love to a skinny woman. A counterfit dollar is a phony buck, Bye Bye playmates. JohnB


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jeremiah McCaw
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 12:14 PM

I get the impression that all the votes are in. The result? Liz is absobloominlutely a class act, and "Guest" ain't.

PS: Until some computer genius finds out who he is, could we not refer to him as "Jack Arse"?


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:46 AM

I agree, Well Done Liz


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,jayohjo
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 11:38 AM

Liz you ROCK bigstyle. Wish I could handle things with as much class as you have. Jayohjo XXX


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Jimmy C
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 09:19 AM

Hey Liz. You've got a big heart and that's all that matters.

LOL

Jimmy


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,Kernow John
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 08:11 AM

Way to go Liz........handled with style!
KJ


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Naemanson
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 07:02 AM

DaveO, I am posting here because I refused to post on the thread that our misanthropic GUEST started. The purpose of this thread is not to continue controversy but to support Liz in her gracious turning of the barb.

This thread could (and I stress the word "could") convince other trolls that this behavior is a useless gesture on the Mudcat. I imagine the troll reading this and feeling his guts twist because he couldn't get a rise out of the members.

Of course, I could be wrong...

If you want to discuss this and still refuse to post I will entertain a PM on the subject.

Brett


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Gervase
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:56 AM

Bloody hell, a bloke's spoiled for choice here - either big and bouncy and lean and svelte!
I can't help but wonder, though - did the anonymous guest ever clap eyes on Liz's arse? I've seen plenty bigger.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Bagpuss
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:49 AM

I would like to complain on behalf of all the *bony* and *bicycle like* women who suddenly get the backlash whenever someone makes a comment about someoes larger size. Why pick on us? We didn't start it!

I'm bony and I'm proud!

:-P

Bagpuss (the saggy old bag of bones)


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 06:42 AM

Liz, you got class! Big hug for you!
((((((((((LIZ))))))))))


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,Dita (at work)
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:05 AM

Liz, I know not the size of your nether regions, however I do know that you have a heart that spans the world,
love, and much respect, john.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM

Well done Liz!

Kris


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: KitKat
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM

Dear Liz

I think you should take heart from the old Jake Thackery song: "I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day ..."

Pat


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: sian, west wales
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 04:38 AM

You've played a blinder there, Liz. My hats off to you.

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Aidan Crossey
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:57 AM

Liz ...

Despite what any of us think of Geoffrey Boycott (and for most of us he will gone down in our estimation after the revelations about manhandling his missus), he *did* however have a great put down for someone who accused him of having a big arse, to wit:

"It takes a big hammer to drive a long nail."

I'd like to be able to handle such abuse as you took with the type of aplomb which you demonstrated.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: mooman
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:52 AM

Good on you Liz!

Now about that motorbike....!

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: mooman
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 03:36 AM

Good on you Liz!

Now about that motorbike....!

mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 01 - 01:25 AM

Hey 8 pints, what ya doin tonight?!!

Matthew - what an honour, a limerick about me!!! Gorsh!! And such a good one too!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Chip2447
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 11:10 PM

A tip of my hat to Liz. Well done.

Chip2447, who by his own defination is a lard butt.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: 8_Pints
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 09:18 PM

The sexiest thing about any women to me is her brain and her smile! *BG*

Am I in danger of stereo-typing you?

Bob vG


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Cobble
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM

We LOVE you LIZ.

The Cobble Clan.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Snuffy
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 08:38 PM

"Does my bum look big in this?" Who cares? Sock it to 'em, Liz.

Wassail! V


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Matthew Edwards
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:52 PM

Nice response Liz. While I would generally agree that postings like the original ought to be ignored, it is good to see how Liz's friends have rallied to her support.Anyway here's a limerick for her:

If you think that my arse is too big,
Let me tell you I don't give a fig.
You are wholly irrelevant;
So spoke the elephant,
As she stepped on the ant in a jig.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM

Mine's bigger than yours!! Can I have my own thread too??


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM

Liz, you got more than your share of class. No wonder there wasn't much left over for the guy who started this whole business.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST,artbrooks@work
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:30 PM

Last post was me...sorry, forgot to enter guest name.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:29 PM

Liz, as a person with his own size problems(ass AND gut), I can only say that riding a bicycle behind a larger person is great! They break the wind for everyone else...wait a minute, that means something else over there...never mind...


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Sourdough
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:21 PM

David O: Normally I would agree whole-heartedly with you about ignoring ignorami such as Guestus Stupidus but Liz has been so delightful and the Mudcatters so much to the point that I think it has been worthwhile. I think the Guest must be getting cold comfort from his realization that he's been pretty much dismissed as not only crude and ignorant, but even ineffective in his chosen field. I have learned a lot about Mudcat from this.

Sourdough


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Angie
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:11 PM

liz don't know how big your bum is and don't care, you seem like a smashin' wee wummin


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM

Not really on the subject of this thread (STRANGE! _THAT'S_ NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!), I have to confess a sneaking admiration for GUEST.

I don't remember EVER seeing a troll get so much play on Mudcat, and in so short a time. Since controversy is clearly what he/she (I'd bet on he) is after, without any real interest evident in any of the subject matter, he's been really successful.

It's been said before, but I will say it again: Ignore him, fergooness sake!

Okay, "Physician, heal thyself!" That's the last word you'll see on Mudcat either to or about GUEST.

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 07:03 PM

Nicely turned, Liz darlin!!! Kudo to both of you!:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Mountain Dog
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM

I think the sort of moderation and consideration needed around this place are the sort so beautifully demonstrated by Liz in her opening post. Thanks for your tact and wit, Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: TishA
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:43 PM

Wow! Congratulations Alex & Mrs Alex. July 19th.

Tish & I are up for our 1st. two days later.

Good stuff to celebrate on your thread Liz. Thanks for the space!

Chip A.


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:30 PM

Hey Mal, this fat bottomed girl may well be getting her bike at the weekend!!!

Watch out skinny bikers!!!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: For you who thinks my arse is big.....
From: kendall
Date: 09 Jul 01 - 06:24 PM

My kids turned out ok in SPITE of me. I've never met a woman who didn't think her arse was too big, that's how it is supposed to be. Personally women like Twiggy are an instant "hard off" to me! It must be like sleeping with a bicycle.


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