Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 19 Jul 01 - 09:50 PM I was going to wait until the morning to start this Challenge!; but, I figured I'd give the 'Catters across the pond an opportunity to have the first crack(s) at this one -- it's just so atypically American ;-) So, close your eyes, get a good funk beat going in your brains (circa 1970), hear those horns blaring and that humongous trap set making the stadium floor bounce, and in your mind's eye -- Here comes The Soulman, James Brown, out to the center of the stage, grabbing that mic off the stand, twisting his toes into a blur of black patent leather, and screaming at ya: Whoa, HOT PANTS! Good Lawd, That's Where It's At! -- Colorado Springs, Colorado, Jun 27, 2001 -- If you're thinking about going to the mall in that snappy aluminum-lined underwear in the back of your dresser drawer, think again. Beginning Sunday, it will be illegal in Colorado to wear aluminum underwear. OK, there's a caveat. You can wear aluminum briefs and lingerie as long as it's for personal amusement - but not if it is to help steal by foiling stores' anti-shoplifting devices. The new law is no laughing matter ... really. "This is serious business," said Sen. Stephanie Takis, one of the bill's sponsors. "We have laws against using crowbars as theft devices, but if you were lining your underwear with aluminum foil, that was not a crime." And by golly, said Takis, it should be. She cited several Denver-area malls that have caught shoplifters with aluminum-lined shopping bags and even the so-called "iron pants" and could do nothing to stop it. Steve Miller, an attorney who helped draft the bill: "I don't know if it was the highlight of my career, but I got the assignment." Miller said the bill went through several evolutions - "or devolutions depending on your viewpoint" - before it received Gov. Bill Owens' approval. Essentially, it makes it a misdemeanor to make, wear or know others are wearing aluminum underwear if they intend to use it to fool stores' theft-protection devices. Those devices electronically sense when merchandise leaving the store hasn't been handled by a cashier, and foil can interfere with that detection. Miller said the new law also gives store employees civil and criminal immunity if they stop shoppers who crackle when they walk. GO FOR THE FUNK, CHALLENGE!RS!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 20 Jul 01 - 12:50 AM DON'T WEAR YOUR DRAWERS TO TOWN
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A young JD named Sammy Grant "Don't wear your drawers to town, son He sang as he drove into town, He strolled into a shopping mall to lift some great CDs "Don't wear your drawers to town, son Now Sammy he was strangely stirred, the lass was young and firm. "Don't wear your drawers to town, son The comely cashier pushed a bell as toward her he did stray; "Don't wear your drawers to town, son His dreams of lust came tumbling , and he turned with wild alarm, "Don't wear your drawers to town, son |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Jul 01 - 01:09 AM O U 2! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: JenEllen Date: 20 Jul 01 - 02:32 AM HOT PANT EXPLOSION
Well, I've worked here a while
It's been narry a week
No one believes me
It's been narry a week
The woman we caught
It's been narry a week
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 20 Jul 01 - 08:49 AM LOL, Jen!! Hot pants explosion!! Major security alert!! Confition Red!!! Ahhhoooga!!! Dive! Dive! Brain waves, indeed! Love, A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 20 Jul 01 - 09:32 AM Brilliant -- Both of you! Two fantastic openers for this crinkly Challenge! Here are your (brand new, hot off the back of the truck, and personally shined for each of you) Silver B.L.O.B.s -- To Amos, B.O.T.F. for: He sang as he drove into town, He was feelin' might pleased For underneath his Levis he Wore Reynolds' BVDs He stopped along the Interstate, his longjohns sagging down But his mother's words echoed again: "Don't wear your drawers to town, son Leave your drawers at home, Sam Don't wear your drawers to town." And to the omnicreative JenEllen for: The woman we caught In electronics last night Thought she was incredibly wise Said the aliens might be Reading her brain waves (Sorry, m'am that one only works for the guys...) Way to go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 20 Jul 01 - 10:20 AM Foil Bikini (tune:Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini) She was afraid as she sat in the hoosgow She was as nervous as she could be She was afraid she'd get thrown in the lock-up All 'cuz of her new bikini! "6, 8, 10 - she won't ever shoplift again!" It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini That she wore for the first time today a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini she only bought to enhance her foreplay Well she put it on under her street clothes Which they say was to help steal the loot But the truth was her boyfriend likes metal And thinks al-u-min-i-um's cute "2, 4, 6, yes we know, it's kinda sick!" It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini That she wore for the first time today a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini she only bought to enhance her foreplay She went into the store for some chocolate It was one of those days don't you know! But the lines were so long she just stashed it Down her bra; then she started to go "4, 6, 8, Never made it through the gate!" It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini That she wore for the first time today a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini she only bought to enhance her foreplay The alarms they went off in a flurry Sirens, lights and commotion galore Security came running in a hurry Handcuffed her ; took her down to the floor "7, 5, 1 & 3 - can you say brutality?" It was a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini That she wore for the first time today a shiny little crinkly brittle foil wrap of a bikini she only bought to enhance her foreplay Now she's afraid as shesits in the hoosgow For the law is against her you see And what's more she has dropped her can opener And she's fears that she now has to pee! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 20 Jul 01 - 10:29 AM Hahahahaha!!! Mario, you got Da Touch, mon!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Bill D Date: 20 Jul 01 - 10:36 AM lol...new hits on the charts in "Tin Pants Alley" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 20 Jul 01 - 12:23 PM Well, since the attorney who drafted the bill was Steve Miller, this should be set to at least one Steve Miller tune.
Shopliftin' Ladies
Well I've been working real hard to stop shoplifting at stores
I design hi-tech receptors used as shopping inspectors
Can't catch those shoplifting ladies
They're down in Phoenix Arizona, and they're up in Tacoma,
But now a law's been put through up in Coloradoo
If you're a shoplifting lady Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Kim C Date: 20 Jul 01 - 12:31 PM This reminds me of that scene in Spinal Tap where the guy gets caught at the airport with the foil-wrapped cucumber in his pants............... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 20 Jul 01 - 12:50 PM Song of the Security Guard (Tune:Shine on Harvest Moon) Move on, Move on silver'd moon, keep walkin' by I ain't had no theft here since January February June or July No time is stole time, so stay oudoors, you goon Move on, move on silver'd moon, - or cite you shall I! The store is mighty dark, but still I surely see Silver foil on your cheeks Where good cotton cloth should be If it's fun you seek Lifting merchandise for which you didn't pay Go find another place, foilbutt, in which to make your play Move on, Move on silver'd moon, keep walkin' by I ain't had no theft here since January February June or July No time is stole time, so stay oudoors, you goon Move on, move on silver'd moon, - or cite you shall I! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: JenEllen Date: 20 Jul 01 - 01:05 PM LOL MMario! Brilliant!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 20 Jul 01 - 01:10 PM That's good, Mmario, and your first one is GREAT! Very enjoyable, everybody!
Line My Libido
Beep beep beep (doo-doo-doodoo!)
Beep beep beep (doo-doo-doodoo!)
Theftguards keep beepin' beepin' beepin'
Steal the small stuff, that's what I like to do
I wanna line my libido, my BVD's
But this foil keeps on rippin' rippin' rippin'
Foil keeps on rippin' rippin' rippin' Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Jul 01 - 03:30 PM The Lifter by Steal Miller
Some people call me the space cadet, yeah
Judge is talkin to me baby
Cause I'm a lifter
I'm a stealer
Cause I'm a lifter
I'm a stealer
You're the sweetest thing
Cause I'm a lifter
I'm a stealer
Cause I'm a lifter
I'm a stealer
Judge is talkin to me baby
You're the sweetest thing |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 20 Jul 01 - 03:55 PM Nicely done, Jack the Sailor!
Crinkle Briefs
I met you in Northcenter Mall Square
You told me that that didn't matter
Crinkle briefs, they're driving me mad, they're making me crazy
You treat me like it was illegal
I see a headline in the paper: (repeat chorus) Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 20 Jul 01 - 04:41 PM Put the Foil on Your Buns tune: Take the Money and Run
This here's the story 'bout Billy Joe and Bobby Sue
They headed down to a K-mart in Denver
Singing, Go on, put the foil on your buns
Stevie M. is a lawyer in Colorado
Bobby Sue, whoa, she slipped away
Singin' Go on, put the foil on your buns Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: GUEST,Faithful Departed Date: 21 Jul 01 - 02:25 AM To the tune of Jim JonesOh come listen to me story, boys And hear me tell me tale How the long arm of the law, me boys Caught Jim Jones by the tail And it swung me like a flail, me boys Ten times around its head And it flung me into jail, me boys From whence I'm not yet fled So take a tip before you slip into them metal knicks The word is out, they know about our clever little tricks Our clever little tricks they say their cover has been blown So out the door you'll slip no more and safely home Jim Jones It seems an honest thief, me boys Is doomed to pay the price I thought I'd fooled the law, me boys They took me by surprise With their scanners and their magnetrons It's just like Dr Who And now it seems they've cottoned on To the likes of me and you So take a tip before you slip into them metal knicks The word is out, they know about our clever little tricks Our clever little tricks they say their cover has been blown So out the door you'll slip no more and safely home Jim Jones I'm hanging up me gear, me boys To never resurrect. Me poacher's pocket, balaclava, Stocking I'll neglect Me dead-of-night, me out-of-sight, Me in-out-and-away And me underpants, that creaked by chance And gave my game away So take a tip before you slip into them metal knicks The word is out, they know about our clever little tricks Our clever little tricks they say their cover has been blown So out the door you'll slip no more and safely home Jim Jones
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 21 Jul 01 - 10:17 AM Way to go, Challenge!rs! I knew this one would make your bells and whistles go off. I'm so glad to see that you're really getting a charge out of it, too. Here are your non-metallic virtual Silver B.L.O.B.s, guaranteed to set off alarms only on the Mudcat:
To MMario for: -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 21 Jul 01 - 11:08 AM TGG rides again!!! Sure does bring out the best in folks!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 21 Jul 01 - 12:03 PM How about Roger Miller???
Flail Me
Well here I sit, gettin' ideas
CHORUS:
Just sittin' playing poker' with the rest of the guys (CHORUS)
They say prison is bad and it sure is hurtful (CHORUS) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 21 Jul 01 - 02:45 PM LOL!! Jack is every inch a songster.... A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 21 Jul 01 - 05:40 PM Thanks Amos! yer purty good yerself |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 21 Jul 01 - 07:01 PM Oh Jack the Sailor, you're a wee deveel ain't ya? ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for a Silverplated Spittoon worthy:
Well here I sit, gettin' ideas |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 23 Jul 01 - 10:04 AM refresh |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: katlaughing Date: 23 Jul 01 - 01:31 PM And, where is the one you are working on, awchee? I expected to see it here by now?! luvyamehitabel |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 24 Jul 01 - 09:31 AM There are some truly amazing, riotously funny songs in this thread!! Sorry it took me so long to get around to writing anything (I hate it when life gets in the way of parody!). In one of the recent SONG CHALLENGE! threads, MMario observed that I have a sick, twisted, demented mind... so it seems I now have a reputation to uphold! With that in mind, I submit two offerings for those of you with strong stomachs... ONE TIN-FOILED REAR (The Legend of Grill E. Rack) Tune: "One Tin Soldier (The Legend of Billy Jack)" Listen, prisoners, to a story Short on briefs but long on gore 'Bout a judge inside a courtroom And the lad he hungered for. In the mall, the boy sought treasures Buried them beside his stones In the secret undergarment Made of tin-foil that he owns. CHORUS: Go ahead and baste him, neighbor. Go ahead and eat him, friend. Cook him with a flame or oven; You can just apply heat to his end. There won't be many rump roasts Done the judge-man's way On the wood he's warming up there: One tin-foiled rear fries away. When the young man left the mall, he Was arrested by a guard. Though his theft went undetected, That kid's hard-on seemed too hard. Came the day of trial and sentence And the judge said, "For your crime Of impersonating meat in Reynolds Wrap, your ass is mine." CHORUS: Go ahead and baste him, neighbor. Go ahead and eat him, friend. Cook him with a flame or oven; You can just apply heat to his end. There won't be many rump roasts Done the judge-man's way On the wood he's warming up there: One tin-foiled rear fries away. Now the judge announced a cookout At his house for all the courts And they brought the prisoner to it Still clad in his shiny shorts Now they stood beside the boy who Bragged of what his tattoo said, Tore the foil and looked beneath it: "Eat me"; that was all they read. CHORUS: Go ahead and baste him, neighbor. Go ahead and eat him, friend. Cook him with a flame or oven; You can just apply heat to his end. There won't be many rump roasts Done the judge-man's way On the wood he's warming up there: One tin-foiled rear fries away. STOCKY ROUND TIN HIDE (Colorado) Tune: "Rocky Mountain High" He was mourned by his mother; he was never heaven near, Bummin', roamin' to Macy's and each other store. He left honesty behind him, you might say he would scorn good men. You might say he got things free through every door. When he first wrapped foil around him, his mind was far away On the load of stuff he'd steal ere long. But the tin's all that he's hopin' will disguise the loot in there. He keeps changin' pants 'cause tin foil can't stay strong. But his Colorado Stocky Round Tin Hide I've seen it strainin' far from inside The crinkling at his waistline is louder than I can abide Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) He climbed the escalator, the mall's silv'ry stores below. He saw merchandise as far as he could see. And they say that he got greedy once: tried to steal a microwave And it zapped his ass at full capacity Then he walked into the lavatory to give vent to his screams Seeking ways to put out all the flame. His flight into the toilet electrocuted the poor man Whose stupidity was what clearly brought him fame. But his Colorado Stocky Round Tin Hide I've seen it strainin' far from inside Talked to guards who listened to it sizzle as it fried Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) Now his life is done and over, but our ears still know and hear Of the simpleton who could not comprehend, When he tried to stick a microwave down inside his tin-foil drawers, That he should unplug the other end. But his Colorado Stocky Round Tin Hide I've seen it strainin' far from inside I know he'd be alive today if he stole a microwaving guide Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 24 Jul 01 - 09:35 AM delightful! It's a good thing my co-workers are used to unexplained bursts of laughter coming out of my cubicle. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 11:51 AM SharonA, you are a natural. "You might say he would scorn good men" is an incredible line! I am humbled! Death by microwave. What a way to go. alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 12:02 PM Come Line Your Pants (tune: Swing Town)
Come line your pants.
We've been lifting so much
chicka-bum-sh-bum-bump
Come line your pants
Do you want to get caught?
chicka-bum-sh-bum-bump (repeat "O-o" part, add ocean waves SFX, and fade) Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 12:26 PM The Ballad of the Sam Goody Shoplifter tune: Snoopy vs. the Red Baron (Chorus) 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 or more That shopliftin' fiend is rollin' up the score 80 CD's were the awful spree Of the shoplifting champ of Sam Goody
After the turn of the century
Down at the mall, a shoplifting chump (Chorus)
Now Bob of the Mall Security Guard (Chorus)
Now Bob he swore he'd get a foolproof plan (Chorus)
Then the Colorado Legislature made a fix (Chorus) Copyright © 2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 12:27 PM Please add to previous:
The Ballad of the Sam Goody Shoplifter Thanks! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 24 Jul 01 - 01:40 PM Bravo, Alex! I myself am partial to: "He stuck to that store like a postage stamp"! SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 24 Jul 01 - 02:06 PM of course, if you are afflicted with spoonerism-itis - the next line reads: but the nick-er licked another.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 24 Jul 01 - 02:16 PM The tin foiled knickered quicker slicker nicker? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: LoopySanchez Date: 24 Jul 01 - 02:44 PM Ok, I couldn't resist tossing another log on the fire... Here's my cornballish take on the subject, 20 minutes and lots of bad rhymes. Enjoy!
Metal Liner (To the tune of "Jet Airliner")
Stealin' things, sure can be fun
And security seemed so far away
CHORUS
Goodbye to my testosterone
CHORUS
Walkin round, scopin out
CHORUS, REPEAT, FADE |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 03:14 PM Nicely turned, Loopy! Applause! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:09 PM My, my, my, my, my -- Have y'all been a busy bunch of beavers or what? ;-) Doesn't this Challenge! remind you of a kindergarten arts & crafts class??? You know, where the teacher says 'Let's all hunker down on the play-dough and tinfoil -- and Cissy, put your panties back on! -- or did I go to a really strange kindergarten? ;-) Anyway, with shiny girded loins and a big smile on my face, here are your shiny Silver B.L.O.B.s for this creative craziness en masse: To SharonA for the extra-spittake-making (especially since I'm the proud mom of three boy-o's):
When the young man left the mall, he -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:19 PM You went to a really strange kindergarten. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 24 Jul 01 - 06:42 PM Oh yeah, Alex -- you and your five-fingered touch -- you nasty boy, ya! ;-) And to be truthful, I should have said . . . and Annie put your panties back on! . . . and take 'em off Stevie's head . . . (hahahahahaha!) -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: LoopySanchez Date: 25 Jul 01 - 11:51 AM Actually it's that "raw", Aine; I got some ointment that healed the rash right up. In the future, I'll wear the foil between two pairs of undies to cut down on the chaffing. Having been on this board only a month and written songs about civet poo and metal shoplifting drawers, I can only imagine what you'll have in store for Song Challenge 62! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 25 Jul 01 - 12:09 PM Hey Loopy, welcome (belatedly) to the madhouse! I only got here a couple of weeks before you. Have you checked out the "Song Challenge!s from the Past" page? It's mind-numbing!!! Use the Quick Link (at the top of this page) to Áine's Mudcat Songbook, click on "Song Challenge! Winners", then click on "Song Challenge!s from the Past". By the way, Áine says that new songs can be written for ANY one of those Challenge!s at any time. Someday I hope to write at least one for each! (We all need to hold on to our dreams...) SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 25 Jul 01 - 12:18 PM P.S. - That reminds me... I've been meaning to ask you, Áine: On the "Song Challenge!s from the Past" page, is it possible to link each of those past Song Challenge! listings to its thread? That would make each thread easier to find than by doing a Forum search. Also, I'm assuming that any new song for an old Challenge! should be posted to that Challenge!'s original thread, not to a new thread or to the current Challenge! thread; is that correct? SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 25 Jul 01 - 12:27 PM well- it would certainly put it in context! I've always found the easiest way to find the challenge threads it to use the forum filter. I put "challenge" into the box, set the date to whatever appropriate and it fpops up real fast. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 25 Jul 01 - 01:33 PM Are you wearing tin-foil-lined underwear when it pops up really fast? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: LoopySanchez Date: 25 Jul 01 - 02:01 PM Thanks for the tips on the old threads, gang. This has been so much fun. The only downside is that of late it's become a rather boring chore to try to write songs about more conventional subjects that will appeal to a decent-sized audience (well, decent by my small-gig standards :) Don H. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:31 PM Yeah, I guess that if your subjects are in a convent, they would have to be decent. (No tin-foil undies for THEM!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 25 Jul 01 - 04:35 PM Every once in a while tho' a song challenge will toss up something that will work - at least they do for me. I've had a couple of "keepers" - none of which I wrote - but - heck, at least I know I'm stealin' from the best. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Trapper Date: 25 Jul 01 - 05:54 PM Here's my shameless attempt to win the Golden Cow Chip with Two-For-One Coupon... it's the SECOND to the last award I have to win... - Al, with his eyes on the "Whole Bag of Chips" next time...
SHE WORE A ROLL OF TIN FOIL
Around her waist
Around the store
And then one day
The klaxons clanged
CHORUS4: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 25 Jul 01 - 06:25 PM Applause! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Amos Date: 25 Jul 01 - 06:57 PM Give that girl the biggest Toofer in the house!!! No, MMario, not THAT one!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:07 AM Amos! Get out of the gutter! (You're blocking my view) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Bradypus Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:27 PM I've had the title and the tune for a week, but I haven't had a chance to do anything with them - until now. The tune is 'Black Velvet Band'
Full Metal Bra
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: mousethief Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:38 PM Very nice, Bradypus! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: MMario Date: 30 Jul 01 - 08:32 AM Huzzah! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 01 Aug 01 - 08:52 AM It took me quite a few days to bring myself to commit the blasphemy of writing a parody of a Joni Mitchell song (Whaddaya call that? An "un-original sin"?). But I have finally wrestled the angel of my better nature to the ground... TIN HANES, Y'ALL (Tune: "Tin Angel" by Joni Mitchell) Pronunciation guide: Macy's = "may-SEES" (I cheated a bit, there) Vanished, freed from window-bars: Man-wished, greed-grown crap I seize. Kept in rattlin' boxers are Recession's much-loved luxuries: Dead furs from a cross Macy's, Clothes I stripped from T.J. Maxx, Walden's spines and Staples' sheaves, Tucked into a hinder-crack. Guess I'll stow them all away Right down some undies of blue-gray. Dark with darker foods these be, Rotted, old, unrinsed, used some, Blue foil combined with stitchery To walk in, crackling, tin by bum. Steeled, I'll take, stuff pants, and flee! I found some undies of blue-gray. Dare not borrow them, 'cause I Like the Hanes y'all made of tin. What will stop them if I try To put a whole Wal-Mart in them? With my cheeks, how sweet can play The sound: some undies of blue-gray. [crinkle crinkle] I found some undies of blue-gray. [crinkle crinkle crinkle] |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 02 Aug 01 - 11:54 AM Did y'all think I'd gone AWOL again? ;-) I've been battling with my back still, and blah, blah, ouch blah . . . Feelin' better now, and I'm so proud of all my darlin' Challenge!rs for your flippin' fantastic songs!! So, cudos, congrats and beaucoups mercis to each of you, and here are your awards: Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): Come Line Your Pants by mousethief Metal Liner by Loopy Sanchez Put the Foil on Your Buns by mousethief Song of the Security Guard by MMario Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): Foil Bikini by Mmario Hot Pant Explosion by JenEllen The Lifter by Steal Miller (aka Jack the Sailor) Shopliftin' Ladies by mousethief Stocky Round Tin Hide (Colorado) by SharonA Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song): Crinkle Briefs by mousethief Don't Wear Your Drawers to Town by Amos Full Metal Bra by Bradypus Line My Libido by mousethief Tin Hanes, Y'all by SharonA Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen): The Ballad of the Sam Goody Shoplifter by mousethief Flail Me by Codger Miller (aka Jack the Sailor) One Tin-Foiled Rear (The Legend of Grill E. Rack) by SharonA Winners of the Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award (The Super Special Sandstone Sheila-Na-Gig Ocarina Award is given to the Challenge!rs who warm the cockles and create a special warm and fuzzy feeling in the heart of the Keeper of the Book in a song): Metal Knicks and Clever Tricks by Faithful Departed Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Two-Fer-One Coupon (The Two-Fer-One Coupon is awarded to those Challenge!rs who use two or more Challenge! topics in one song): She Wore a Roll of Tin Foil by Trapper Well done, each and every one of you! A new Challenge! will be posted later today for your collective elucidation, edification, and (definitely) titillation (oh!) . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Áine Date: 02 Aug 01 - 12:05 PM Oh yeah -- I forgot to mention that all the past Challenge! threads can now be reached from the Song Challenges of the Past page. Please go and read my post on this thread for more information. Later 'Cats, Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 02 Aug 01 - 12:46 PM Thanks, Áine, not just for all them purty, shiny Awards but also for the links between the "Past" page and the past threads (thanks, again, to Trapper too!)!!! Wow, now Trapper needs just one more award (the All-in-One Genius thang) to win the Whole Bag of Chips!! (Look out, Trapper, I'm right behind you with two to go! Man, that means I have to write ANOTHER song with 10 or more Challenge!s in it 'cuz my last one didn't qualify... that Áine is one tough cookie!!!) SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Genie Date: 14 Jan 02 - 04:43 AM Being relatively new to Mudcat, especially to Song Challenge!s--and having spent way too much time on a few recent Challenge!s, I might add--I decided to indulge my addiction further by looking into previous Challenge!s that I had missed. I'm not gonna take the time to finish this one tonight (gotta sleep sometime), but here's my hook: "Shoplifting With A Metal Thong" (a parody, of course, of "Love, Lift Us Up Where We Belong.") Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 14 Jan 02 - 05:07 AM Hooray!! But watch out ... I played "catch up" and managed to complete all the challenge!s which Áine posted ... It became an obsession and that obsession has continued (as you can prob'ly see from the rate at which I post to current threads). I may require medical assistance ... but hopefully not from Dr Testa (see challenge! 55).
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Genie Date: 14 Jan 02 - 05:43 AM Yeah, Derry, I've noticed your obsession recently, and I'm afraid it's helped fuel my own! We've got to stop meeting like this! Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 14 Jan 02 - 11:14 AM derrymacash: Sorry, dmc, for whatever part I may have played in leading you down that long, slippery slope! *G* My own obsession with "catching up" led to a major songwriting burnout from which I'm still trying to recover. You wouldn't believe how many half-written Song Challenge! songs I have piled up, but haven't been able to complete. So I went on hiatus for a while, till I can learn to "let go" and just have fun with it again. I shall return! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 14 Jan 02 - 11:42 AM Sharon .... So it was your fault was it?! The origins of my obsession seem so far away in the mists of time I'd forgotten. Anyway who says your meant to have fun with it? I thought it was all about blood, sweat, tears and sore fingertips ...?
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Genie Date: 14 Jan 02 - 02:32 PM Naw, Derry and Sharon, It's neither. It's meant as an excuse for avoiding real work! Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 14 Jan 02 - 02:40 PM Genie: Define "real"! dmc: "So far away in the mists of time"?? It was last summer! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Genie Date: 14 Jan 02 - 03:09 PM No More Shorts (Aluminum) Words; Genie Tune: Wimoweh Chorus: No more shorts aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, No more bras aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum At the market, the Denver market, the lyin' thieves are bright Foilin' store dicks with metal undies, their loot hid out of sight. Chorus Near the Rockies, the thieves got cocky. Their lyin' ways we saw. Startin' Sunday, no tin-foil undies designed to foil the law. Chorus Halt, there, darling, your drawers are crackling! Your lyin' thievin's done. Your demeanor's a misdemeanor unless you're havin' fun. Chorus Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!* Whoa! Drop the tin lingerie! *This is the Pete Seeger improvisational yell part. Sharon, is your question kinda like "What is truth?" |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 14 Jan 02 - 03:51 PM I reckon time speeds up in the song challenge! demimonde. If a week's a long time in politics, then a day's an even longer time in here, as we anxiously await Áine to show up every now and then, bestowing favours on her acolytes. And if that's the case then artefacts from last summer are antiques ... if not fossils!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: SharonA Date: 14 Jan 02 - 03:51 PM Genie: LOL! I suppose so, though I was only thinking that my job is somewhat unreal at times! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 61 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 15 Jan 02 - 12:47 AM Hey, Folks, I'm back to writing my own songs, not so much time for this. But I'm still enjoying your stuff and will drop one in every now and then! Cheers Rob |
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