Subject: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dunc Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:14 PM I have just been told that if I were to become a gigolo, the way I should choose my 'professional' name should be as follows: Take your middle name as your first name and the name of your street / road as your last name. I would be taking to the streets under the name of Alexander Admiralty......How about you? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Amergin Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:16 PM Isaac Tenthstreet does not have much of a ring to it.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:23 PM Mary Boundary... scary. I heard it first as being your first pets' name, which would make me Pippin Boundary, which is a bit better.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: iRiShBaBe Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM well, if it was the street one i would be Martina Laurel and if its the pets one it would be sparkles laurel! donno which 1 makes me shudder more! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dunc Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:27 PM If you happen not to have a middle name - I guess you could use your pets name. If you have no middle name and no pet - I guess you'd better find some other profession. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: InOBU Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:48 PM Jeeze, mine works TOO well, but keep the middle name secret fellow catters, don't like, post it on the web... hmmmm... We have all these great middle names in my family, Norman, Vehan, what do I get stuck with? Victor! But, then again, what a Giggalo name, Victor St. Marks! Cheers, Larry |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 05:57 PM Where's the old thread on this? It was a riot! ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SharonA Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:00 PM Elizabeth York. Boring. And Chester York is worse! The name of the street I grew up on is far more – um – prostitutional: Stuckert. SharonA |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Kim C Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:32 PM The pet name is better, as that would make me Lucky Dover. However, my belly dancing name is Safira Yasmeen. Take your pick. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: katlaughing Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:41 PM Louise Beech or, Kelpie Beech Lovee Beech LOL!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,artbrooks@work Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:45 PM My street doesn't have a name, so I guess I'm just Chase. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gareth Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:48 PM Charles Commercial Mmmm ! how apt ! Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:51 PM No I think it was street and pet name.... Leonidas Elk Run. Little Ruby Hoobie Doobie 660. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Midchuck Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:54 PM Arnold Villagegreen? Nahhhh... Willie Villagegreen? Waylon Villagegreen? Koshka Villagegreen? Waylon probably makes the most sense... Peter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gareth Date: 26 Jul 01 - 06:57 PM Would Alexander Admiralty be known as the Sailors Friend ? Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jimmy C Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:09 PM I would be Patrick Mansfield - not too bad I suppose. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Burke Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:28 PM Wel...my street address is not really the road I live on. The road I live on is more like a long driveway. But the house I live in has a name. Ellen College Hill (mailing address) nah Ellen Loop (the driveway) Ellen Fancher (house name) Ellen Campus (the road Loop runds into)
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Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Margo Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:35 PM To the fourth poster above: but do your Laurels sparkle? Mine would be Eve Eighth Court. Miss Eighth Court, Miss Eve Eighth Court to the white courtesy telephone... Hahaha |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jeanie Date: 26 Jul 01 - 07:37 PM Alison Knight's Way - special services to those with a suit-of-armour fetish, which could possibly prove rather difficult (though there have been one or two songs on this subject, as I recall). Have I really nothing better to do at half past midnight on a Thursday night than write this nonsense? Sadly, no. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: DancingMom Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:36 PM Lynn Walker. Missy Walker. Hmmm. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: khandu Date: 26 Jul 01 - 08:46 PM Believe it or not...Ray Studwell!!! khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Max Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:11 PM Here's the Other Thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: JedMarum Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:22 PM Steven Longvista? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:27 PM Do yourselves a favor and go back and read the thread that Max linked......It is truly a riot!!!! Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: RangerSteve Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:33 PM Scott County Route 523. I guess I'll just keep my law enforcement job. And, since I like you people, I'll just look the other way when you're working in my neighborhood. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rangeroger Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:35 PM Clyde Waw shington |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rangeroger Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:38 PM Hit the wrong button. Clyde Washington or Shredder Washington. I think I prefer the latter. rr |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Bert Date: 26 Jul 01 - 09:49 PM Lewis Baron |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,guinnesschik(durn, where's my cookie?) Date: 26 Jul 01 - 10:00 PM Elizabeth Fifteenth. Sounds queenly. Now, if I follow the other formula, it's Buffy Hardrock. Now I'm laughing! Himself would either Daniel Fifteenth or *lol* Samson Larch!
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Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Susan from California Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:38 PM Annabelle Hawthorn |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: MMario Date: 26 Jul 01 - 11:46 PM Going with the pets name take your pick: Pedro Esperanza Dusty Esperanza Magic Esperanza Desert Esperanza Storm Esperanza or Doubloon, Ghost, Checkers |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Melani Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:18 AM Pet's name--would you belive Honey Maple? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Chip2447 Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:49 AM Middle name works much better for me...Arthur Zee... Pet name makes me Tiny Zee...I think I should find another gig. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Rick Fielding Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:03 AM What it is mah man! Lesley Kingston at yore service...and ah DO mean service! Since heather does not have a middle name she'd have to use the cat's moniker.... Katie Kingston. Hmmmm not bad. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:11 AM I have no middle name.. But my kitten's name is "Luscious" and I live on "Split" av. Go figure! Guess I should change occupations. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 01:17 AM My brother is even in worse shape... is middle name is "Ben" and he lives on "Dover!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:50 AM Martin Fernbank? Doesn't sound like a gigolo, more a guy at the golf club who wants you to make a dodgy investment. RtS(nearest I'll ever get to a golf club!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: pavane Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:20 AM ? Howard Neath - sounds a bit ordinary |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Finny Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM Wow! This is freaky! That would actually make me Beverly Hill! ROFLMAO! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:48 AM Well Pavane, if I lived on your street, and used my first initial (b for bobbi) I would still have a good go at it.... b Neath... Perhaps I missed my calling. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Finny Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:59 AM Oh and as for the pets names... Honey Lords El Pounco the Great Lords... I kinda like the first one, but the second is cute... Finny |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: JohnInKansas Date: 27 Jul 01 - 05:00 AM Wee-ell, Going by middle name (don't spread it around) and a recent street, I could be Alvin Courtleigh. Has a nice ring to it, but I think I kinda like goin' with the first pet and street then. How about Boots St.Clair? I'm see'n a really cool black outfit, but whaddya think, Leather or Rubber? My bald-headed stepchild says he can get me deal on fur-trimmed handcuffs and a buggy whip at a nearby SexToy shop! John |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: English Jon Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:04 AM Theodore Hobart. Oh dear oh dear. EJ |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Wolfgang Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:16 AM for me it would be Null Wiener, but do you really think that was a good idea if I was a gigolo? Wolfgang |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: pavane Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:57 AM Actually my street has two names, depending which way you look at it. From Neath, it is Pontardawe Road, and from Pontardawe, it is Neath Road. But Howard Pontardawe is even less use. And should bobbi's suggestion be spelled b'Neath with an apostophe? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 01 - 08:20 AM LOL Wolfgang!!! I think you'd have some "advertizing" problems at least! Forgot to pet up mine under this formula........ Franklin Purvis .....a bit on the foppish side I think. I can see velvet jackets and frilled cuffs and shirtfront............ Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SharonA Date: 27 Jul 01 - 08:47 AM Hahahaaaaaaa Oh, bobbi! And Wolfgang! IWBROTFHWLBMEWFOT (I would be rolling on the floor howling with laughter but my employer would frown on that!!!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,L. Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:51 AM I guess I'd be confused as to what I was with a name like: Ben Wilma L. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: LoopySanchez Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:01 PM "Saunders Kyser"? or "Tip Kyser" if we use the pet name. (R.I.P., Tip) If we can street names from former residences, I could be "Saunders Lynngate". Maybe I could be an Ivy League Pimp? "I gots ta' git on over to tha Harvard Law lie-berry to pick up mah hoes afta they git done studyin'". An' they betta have mah munny!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: rea Date: 27 Jul 01 - 12:22 PM ummmm middle name's ragsdale - does no good for anything. but: Middy Alabama Pahws Alabama Cinnamon Alabama Alpha Fairfax just not in the cards, i guess. *grin* |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:28 PM William Heronswood. Or maybe Gavin Heronswood. Quite distinguished really, but not in that line of work I'd say. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: SDShad Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:43 PM Sprach Catspaw (emphasis mine): "Forgot to pet up mine under this formula........ " Dude, I don't know exactly what it is that this thread...uhm...is doing for ya...but don't you think you might best keep that sort of thing to yourself, mister? Shad, aka "Rival Plum" or "Jacques Center" (as of now) or "Jacques Crawford" (as of next month), depending on which formula I use.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:48 PM But petting up your own is sooo satisfying, is it not?
Franklin Purvis |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin Date: 27 Jul 01 - 02:52 PM Aha! Jacquelyn LaBonne! think I could turn a few tricks with that? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:00 PM or better yet, Sweet Cheeks LaBonne, I'm sure that would be worth at least a thousand dollars a night. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Metchosin Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:09 PM or by first pet, first street....Paddy Senanus..hmm |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,djh Date: 27 Jul 01 - 03:54 PM Fuzzy Birch or John Eckerson I like Fuzzy Birch, not sure the ladies would waddaya think ladies? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:20 PM Ahhhhhhh. The mighty birch... I think the ladies wouldn't mind that it was fuzzy at all! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:22 PM Pavane.... b'Neath Pontardawe? I DON'T THINK SO! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: The Walrus Date: 27 Jul 01 - 04:44 PM "Tom Peterborough" (or indeed "Thomas Peterborough" doesn't sound quite right for that line of work and (from pets)if you think I'm going near being "Flossie Peterborough", forget it although "Butch Peterborough" - or would it be better as "Peterboro'" isn't that bad (I suppose, if you count the budgie I could be "Joey Peterborough" but that sounds more like a low level police informant). Regards Walrus
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Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: mandomad Date: 27 Jul 01 - 05:36 PM Kipper Cluntergate.(probably not) |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: bobbi Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:09 PM The Walrus... Joey Peterborough ? Sounds like an aroused kangaroo.. might work! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Frogmore Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:18 PM We used to do this about 10 years ago in a bluegrass band I was in. (Really miss that band.) We did NOT connect it to this particular profession, rather an alias we could use when we wanted (had) to. I was Sanders Marlin. Others were: Henry Cordova and Eric Shore. It was fun. If you want a hint, our town is St. Augustine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Don Firth Date: 27 Jul 01 - 06:31 PM Richard Thirteenth Avenue East |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Chicken Charlie Date: 27 Jul 01 - 07:40 PM I don't much care for this recipe (James Fernleaf??) I prefer monickers like "Razor Willy" and "Cadillac Bob." But then I have no taste--Don't use a noter and have been known to flatpick. Impossibly working class, I guess. CC |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Frogmore Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:00 PM By the way, before my band used this formula for names, we had the freedom to make up anything and my mandolin player was TRAPPER STETSON and I was PALMETTO O'BRIEN. We wore polyester sport coats - pink and lime green. It was a special kind of little Florida fishing village. I guess I've changed the subject....sorry. I wouldn't mind talking about nicknames in general but need someone else to set it up properly. If anyone cares. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Oversoul Date: 27 Jul 01 - 11:18 PM Collins Lincolnway. I'm childfree, unlike Booth, I just shoot blanks! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Brendy Date: 28 Jul 01 - 12:22 AM Joseph Queen ..some things can stay with you all your life... B. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Skivee Date: 28 Jul 01 - 12:38 AM ... James Walden... Sounds to me like a bad British TV Naturalist. "And now, thanks to fiber-optic photography. we shall examine the alarming mating habits of the North Minke Island Star-nosed Vole , whose enormous curved teeth and sticky tongue are integral to the bizarre courtship mechanics of this appearently unassuming insectovore." Skiv |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Peg Date: 28 Jul 01 - 12:43 AM hmm, boring: Kay Line. The drag queen/porn star name, formed with your first et and your street growing up, was much richer possibilities for me: Nellie Du Bois! (or Nellie Perine, since I lived on a corner) If I use the pet instead of the street name now, I have six possibilities, and would probably choose: Kay Trivia, or Kay Blackberry! peg
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Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Gervase Date: 31 Jul 01 - 08:10 AM Simon Piers Queens Gate. Hmm, sounds like a nice boy! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: RangerSteve Date: 31 Jul 01 - 08:19 AM If I can use any street I lived on, I'd go for Scott Nevada. That works. Slightly battered cowboy hat, tight jeans and T-shirt, snakeskin cowboy boots. As soon as I develop some biceps, I'm going for it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Jim Cheydi Date: 31 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM Jimmy Page. Hmmmm..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Ella who is Sooze Date: 31 Jul 01 - 09:33 AM erm... tigger tyler or Monty Tyler.... ermmmmmmm |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,Garydon Date: 31 Jul 01 - 01:01 PM How is Sir Dean Pillsbury Pets: Buddy, Bina, Libby, Kokamo |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Dorrie Date: 31 Jul 01 - 02:22 PM My sisters boyfriends is really funny Justin The Park whereas me and hollys are poo so i wont even bother! dorrie x |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,White Dove Date: 31 Jul 01 - 04:29 PM Sorry ladies...Gay by name but not by trade In the street that would make me Gay Main and my pets name would make me Gay Timer.....
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Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,White Dove Date: 31 Jul 01 - 04:31 PM .....that would make my daughter Dawn Timer !!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Kim C Date: 01 Aug 01 - 01:04 PM Using the formula in the other thread Max referenced above, I'd be Taffy Creekwood. Personally I like Lucky Dover better. I might could also get by with Zenith Britishwoods but I don't know about that one... |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,shogie Date: 01 Aug 01 - 01:41 PM not a very prostitutional (is that how u spell it?!) name. Louise Old great eh?! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: vectis Date: 01 Aug 01 - 07:13 PM Theresa Upper. Oo er! Now that could be interesting, couldn't it? |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Oaklet Date: 02 Aug 01 - 03:32 PM How about John Sluice. Might tap into the market for colonic irrigation fanatics. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Firecat Date: 03 Aug 01 - 03:24 PM Judging by that rule, I'd end up as Arwen Quarry. Not toooo bad! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: lady penelope Date: 04 Aug 01 - 03:14 AM Try taking the name of your first pet as your first name, but your mothers maiden name as your last name. That makes mine Snowball Burns! TTFN M'Lady P. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Firecat Date: 04 Aug 01 - 12:12 PM On THAT one, I'd be Aspen Jackson! |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,JTT Date: 05 Aug 01 - 04:31 AM Barcode Lemon talkin' here, kids, with mah thumbs in mah loops. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: mouldy Date: 05 Aug 01 - 04:43 AM With middle name and street name: Juliette Main. And with the first pet's name and mother's maiden name: Sophie Thompson. Both sound like novelette writers, so I'd rather stay mouldy! Andrea |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: GUEST,PCW Date: 05 Aug 01 - 05:38 AM Jeannie, I wish I'd koown about this interest in metalwork 30 years ago! I'm not sured about being Victor Goose. On the other hand, considering the behaviour of some ladies "of a certain age" at ceilidhs around here it may be accurate. Peter |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: Lee Shore Date: 05 Aug 01 - 05:53 PM Pet plus Hawaii street address come out Kulikuli Lanihuli. Beats Tiffany. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: uncle bill Date: 05 Aug 01 - 10:22 PM Rufus Baxtershire...sounds more like a pimp. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: KitKat Date: 06 Aug 01 - 08:43 AM Not sure what kind of offers I'd get as 'Paws Curlys Way'. Pat |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: KitKat Date: 06 Aug 01 - 08:45 AM My middle name is really dull, so I'll stick with the name of my first pet. Which do you prefer: Paws Curly Way (my present address) or (wait for it) Paws Mount Pleasant (a former residence of mine!). Pat |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: LR Mole Date: 06 Aug 01 - 12:53 PM Hmm...depending on time period, it would be Amtrak Stonyfort or Phoenix Soaphouse. Unsavory types, booth. |
Subject: RE: BS: Your Gigolo / Prostitute Name? From: brid widder Date: 06 Aug 01 - 01:09 PM Polly Ryde....or would Ride be better? |